Horace/Melvin Spat DMS (Read Top first and go down)
Melvin You came to my room pissed and punched me. Yeah, I remember that day. We had a long talk about it and you spit on my carpet.
Horace Do you want a pat on the head for remembering that much?
Melvin Wood No I remember that day. Don't dismiss it all like you are the only damn person who has a working memory.
You didn't understand any of the things I said, so
Horace It's almost the same as you not remembering.
But that excuses you for saying whatever you ******** want on twitter. I don't go around saying anything you have said to me before. I understand you brought that s**t up and now want to paint me as some maniac.
Melvin Wood and then want to just brush it off as me not remembering the day we have a fight
Horace s**t, all I said was the same thing you said to me. If you went on twitter and said "horace called me a shithead" I WOULDN'T CARE Melvin Wood Saying someone is a shithead is completely different from saying someone gets off from people getting hurt! I never wanted you to be hurt! I still don't! I never even meant it that way.
Horace I never said you ******** got off on it. Don't put goddamn words in my mouth.
Though if you read it that way, I guess it means you do. Huh.
Melvin Wood You made Al think that s**t and were AOK with confirming it!
Horace Al saying that was the ******** first thing I'd ever thought of that. And he had a point, ok. It's not my ******** job to defend you OF ALL PEOPLE from the things other people might say.
Horace You're a big boy, don't get mad at me for something Al said.
Melvin Wood So don't claim responsibility for people saying s**t when you bring it up on Twitter. So I can go around saying s**t about you and if people believe it, welp! Not my damn fault. I had no part in making them believe something I BROUGHT UP AND POSTED.
Horace I didn't say you had a ******** KINK ABOUT MISSING LIMBS.
Melvin Wood YOU BROUGHT UP SAYING I'D LOVE THE IDEA OF YOU LOOSING AN ARM!
Horace Go fight Dawson, blondie. Don't keep him waiting - it's rude.
Melvin Wood That that is something I desire. Something I want to happen. Something that would make me happy!
Melvin Wood Yeah cause you know exactly how to NOT be rude.
Horace You said it yourself! That's I'd look better without my arm! That implies a kind of WANT or PREFERENCE to that. I didn't pin any sexual connotations on that.
Melvin Wood And yet you don't want to claim any responsibility for what you post. It's AOK to write that s**t. I can post s**t you said without context and when people draw the wrong conclusions, just say "wonderful" like "Yup that's exactly it."
Horace Look, like I said, it's not my job to defend you if people draw the wrong conclusions. You're not my goddamn friend anymore, defend yourself.
Horace You never were my friend, I guess.
Melvin Wood So not being friends means you can say whatever you want and not be held accountable in any way.
Melvin Wood and I was your friend. I'm not going to say I wasn't. But if you want to say I wasn't then I guess I never was to you either if you want to write me off like it was nothing.
Horace If you were my friend, why would you have said the things you said or done the thing you did?
Melvin Wood I already tried explaining it to you and you just shouted at me. I tried! I also tried to listen and you just hated me for it!
Melvin Wood I can't just change what I did, but that doesn't mean I never cared.
Horace Cool. So you cared right up until the point it was hurting your friend vs. not getting laid.
Melvin Wood We were friends before Jan and I started talking and knowing each other. Your cutting this down to just sex between me and him
Melvin Wood And it's like saying I'm not even capable of feeling anything at all
Horace And I thought that meant something.
Melvin WoodLike I have no feeling for you I have no feelings for him
Melvin Wood I'm just some robot a*****e that had only one thing in his mind only and always will
Horace I already told you how you could've dealt with your feeling for Jan without ******** me over and making me feel like less than s**t scraped off your shoe.
Melvin Wood It does! I can't keep apologizing to you Horace. I can't fix anything because you say there isn't a way. What can I even do!?
Horace In the end, it didn't matter if you hurt me. You were so obvviously eager to do so.
Melvin Wood And then you just go so far to not only ignore me to now just talking s**t like
Melvin Wood So I guess I never was your friend either cause why would you do that?'
Horace You were my friend, but since it seems like you wanted it to just crash and burn, maybe I no longer care about helping it along.
Melvin Wood Well guess what?! I can't do that! I can't go back in time and I wish I could but I can't. I can't do any of that! I ******** up, okay!
Melvin Wood I never meant that damnit Horace
Horace There's a difference between doing shitty things when you're friends with someone and doing a shitty thing when you're not friends with them, Melvin.
Melvin Wood Yeah I know that So your saying because we aren't friends you can just say whatever you want because you don't care anymore Melvin Wood There is never going to be a way to fix this, is there?
Horace No I'm saying that because we aren't friends, I can say things you have said and not be expected to defend your a** when someone misconstrues it. Not my battle to fight, butterscotch. 9m 8 minutes ago
Melvin Wood So you can slander all you want and feel your hands are clean. You don't have to be friends with someone to still be a damn adult and be accountable.
Horace I did not slander. I said what -you- said and Al is the one who saw it as sexual and when he pointed it out, I said 'wonderful' because it was an angle I'd never thought of. An angle I wouldn't be comfortable with in the context of our argument.
Horace Are you QUITE done getting snippy with me about what someone else said?
Melvin Wood What you said. You don't even care to acknowledge that you brought it up. I'm dead to you and suddenly the only damn thing you say is THAT. No one is held accountable for what they bring up on Twitter and anyone can think up whatever the ******** they want. If you say something, at least have the balls to stand by it.
Horace So you're mad that I brought up that you said a shitty thing to me. Ok. Try not saying shitty things then??
What do you want from me? Do you want me to grovel at your feet, begging forgiveness for mentioning something -you- said that hurt me?
What the ******** is wrong with you
Melvin Wood
I NEVER SAID THAT! Why do you always take it that way? I never wanted that EVER! I never asked you to beg for MY forgiveness. Why the ******** would I want that?!
I guess using an emotion other than "sex robot" doesn't make sense to you. That I can't get bad. That that just doesn't make sense. that if I did the same thing to you, that I shouldn't expect you to feel the same way.
Horace You're mad, I just don't get why you're so mad at ME for just stating someone you said. *something you said Horace Why are you mad at me for that? Why aren't you mad at Al for implying you've got a feitsh?
Melvin Wood Because you brought it up on Twitter when you weren't even talking to me to begin with. It's like saying I'm dead but deciding you are going to talk to me only to say that of all things.
Horace But I wasn't talking to you. I'm allowed to mention things that hurt me without involving the person who hurt me in it.
Melvin Wood I am mad at Al. I already called him an idiot but he only said that because you started it. You brought it up. You decided then and there that this was the only time you wanted to talk to me when ALL THIS TIME BEFORE you got pissed at me for even accidentally tweeting at you. I tried to be accommodating by not doing that as best I could. I never once brought old s**t up. You did and you can't even see why that's a shitty thing. I can say plenty of s**t about you without any sort of context and then if people run with it and think the worst of you, then I am not held accountable at all by your logic. Melvin Wood Yeah instead of talking to me. You'd rather bring it up on Twitter out of the damn blue when you can't stand to look at me before.
Horace There is LITERALLY NO CONTEXT for you saying I'd look better without an arm. That was it, in the middle of an unrelated argument, out of the blue. THERE WAS NO CONTEXT THEN.
Melvin Wood If you had a problem with it, then talk to me. Be a ******** adult about it. You can't stand talking to me so bring that s**t on Twitter like a damn ******** b***h
You say you have nothing to say to me but you sure seem like you have a lot to s**t talk about on Twitter
Horace I tried talking to you about then and you'd have none of it. Why would now be different?
Melvin Wood That doesn't excuse you to being a b***h and bring it up on twitter!
Horace Look. I don't have anything to say to you. If I said "ah Rep called me a pissbaby" it'd be the same thing. You said something shitty, I mentioned it later. The end. Why are you so ******** sensitive about a shitty thing YOU SAID.
s**t, just thinking if Rep was this goddamn sensitive twitter woulda shut down from overuse.
Horace If you didn't want something awful you said ever getting brought up again, maybe you should have oh, I don't know, NOT SAID IT
Melvin Wood Fine. Then whatever you told me EVER i can post without any sort of context will be fine. Thanks. I'll make note of that.
Because all you care about is still hurting people because of the s**t friend you had. Hope it makes you feel better.
Horace THERE WAS NO CONTEXT TO POST.
Melvin Wood and talking about it might have worked if maybe you were so hellbent on punching my face in before
Horace I have no idea why mentioning something you said that hurt ME would hurt you. Do you know how ridiculous you sound?
Melvin Wood If I hurt you, take it yo with me instead of being quiet about it all these months. Instead, you take it up to Twitter to b***h because you think that I wouldn't care and that it would somehow hurt you less?
Horace Yes, because making it into a goddamn joke DOES make it hurt less, Melvin. That's how this ******** works. I talked to you about it when you said that and you said nothing.
Me joking about that, or how I'll never wear a ******** wedding ring or joking about how I'll never be able to stomach the sound of the tide rising in a cave is me COPING. It has ******** nothing to do with you.
Not you, personally at, least.
Melvin Wood That doesn't give you a free pass to say whatever you want!
What I'm' saying is, if you want to talk about it. I'm here. TALK to me. Because if it doesn't resolve anything one way or another, at least use this method other than s**t talking on Twitter because then I have a free pass to cope by being pissed. Don't be surprised then.
Horace Oh, but I already tried talking.
Melvin Wood Once. Ages ago. Then went silent. Then suddenly this.
Horace Just because I don't wanna talk talk to you doesn't automatically mean the things you've said don't still hurt me. Melvin Wood Likewise. But you are bringing it up. So if you talk about me on Twitter I can be just as pissed as I want. Fair? Horace You can be pissed, sure. But how about you don't ******** harrass me over it.
Melvin Wood If you start s**t then I'm free to do whatever. If you can't talk to me to my face, I'll talk here.
that's it
Horace Ok, fine, make yourself out to be the victim here. Melvin Wood God Horace. When did I even say that?
Do you want me to do that for you? Because what comfort can I even give you? I want to be there for you but you don't want it anyways.
DMS between Jan/Melvin over Jan taking leave with Horace. ((Read down.))
Melvin Wood: Where are you?!
Lawrence: On leave temporarily. Are you all right?
Melvin Wood: Why didn't you say anything? You had time to make food but not tell me you are just leaving?!
Lawrence: I left you a note?
Melvin Wood: You had time to pack and make food but you wrote me a note? Are you mad at me? You did this while I was gone. Are you pissed off?
Lawrence: I am fine. And no I am not at all pissed off or mad at you.
Melvin Wood: Then why all this secrecy? Not telling me anything. The food. Now leave. You just ran off and left a little note that doesn't even say why you are on leave and with who.
Lawrence: Secrecy? I did not think I had to run plans by you before I made them. I apologies.
Melvin Wood: It's not running plans by me. It's telling me what's going on. It's out of the blue.
Lawrence: But if you must know I am on leave because I have been stressed and I am with Horace because he was happy to foot the bill.
Is there some issue?
Melvin Wood: And I wouldn't? I would have listened if you said you were stressed. I would have taken you out of you wanted.
Or am I the reason?
Lawrence: I would still of course enjoy going out with you? Melvin why are you being so irrational?
We can certainly go somewhere if that is what you would like to do and I would also explain my feelings to you if they could be deemed feelings.
Melvin Wood: It's not irrational when you come home to see you just up and split without any indication you wanted to leave or you were stressed, and go on leave with your ex. And only because Horace jumped at the chance to pay for you Which seems weird.
Lawrence: I am not good at indications Melvin, perhaps this is as good an indicator as any? You seem very angry, I thought you would be glad that I was getting a short break to feel better?
Melvin Wood: I don't mind you going on leave. I want you to feel better, but you don't tell me anything and now it's like the note was more of an after thought. You just left. You didn't say anything about being stressed. You didn't say you were leaving or just waited till I got home. You didn't even say who you were with so if know you were okay and safe. Or where you went. You left so much out. You take time for these other things. To label food containers and give instructions but not to tell me how you are feeling or need? And of all people Horace?
He still has feelings for you.
Lawrence: I try to do what I can. Feelings are not something I am any good at at. Making meals I can do.
I am sorry I did not keep you in the loop.
Melvin Wood: So you and Horace still talk after all this time?
Lawrence: Yes. Why wouldn't we?
Melvin Wood: I thought your breakup was bad. I guess when he looks at us, he only hates me.
Does he make you happy?
Lawrence: No? Nothing makes me happy. Emotions, remember? Not in the same way it does with other people.
Melvin Wood: Then your equivalent? What is what you get from Horace if you could place what emotions could come close?
Lawrence: He is chaotic? And gets angry at nothing? It is interesting like watching a dog chew on its own leg. Not entirely sure why he does it but he does.
I suppose just interest? Which isn't to say you are not interesting, as you certainly are.
Melvin Wood: You
We are both interesting then.
Lawrence: You are more than interesting, I don't have the lexicon for this Melvin.
Melvin Wood: Nevermind. I dont have it either. Just forget I said anything.
Melvin has won Yvetal, the pokemon of destruction. He is free to use it as he needs, though it is mostly disobedient at best. It has less destructive power now that is contained, but does a monstrous 3d12 in battle IN THIS GM ORP ONLY.
- Outside of this ORP they own the QUILL OF DESTRUCTION. They can use it in any PRP/ NON GM ORP:
Quill of Destruction: This allows the user to immediately destroy any book mimic they encounter. This can only be used in 1 thread a day.
[Artifact] Twisted Upside down (Melvin/Rep) +4pts ((Optained Hare's Cufflinks - USED 100PTS FROM PREVIOUS TALLY NOT USED FOR ARTIFACT TO MAKE A CUSTOM ARTIFACT : El-ahrairah's Crown: A slender collar in the design of a golden crown with a small blue gem. Allows wearer to change into a rabbit for 1hr per day))
