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[ JOB LISTING ] Cafeteria Worker
[ DIFFICULTY LEVEL ] gaia_star
[ TASK ] To serve special lunches to guests that will ensure their diet remains On Course For Success

Quote:

The human staff has been taking a lot of injuries lately handling the dining periods, and extra help, even just for an hour a day, would help tremendously!

The cafeteria is white on white on white. It's pristine. Enya plays gently in the distance. The guests sit themselves down at their tables with their very white trays and very white, very empty plates and try to very patiently wait for a server to approach them. You are their server. You are their savior.

Roll 2d6 and complete the 2 prompts

1. You give them a Cherry Coke Zero for their meal. They cry in gratitude as others look on in envy.
   
2. You give them 6 peas. Talk them through eating every single one mindfully. Mindfulness is very On Trend right now.
   
3. You give them a Twinkie. Their neighbor sees this, a fight breaks out.
   
4. You walk a guest through eating a feast made entirely with their imagination.
   
5. You give them a book to read, food for thought is important after all. They attack you.
   
6. The single vending machine which only stocks small, fifty dollars bags of dried seaweed has not been restocked yet for the day. A riot breaks out.
   

[ UPON COMPLETION ] (
+1 Raffle Ticket (you can only claim a MAX of 3 per player this way!)
+5 Currency

Cor on the other hand did not understand the humans obsession with food and portion control. If he wanted to eat turkey, he just grabbed a turkey and ate the damned thing. Humans were very strange creatures.

He watched as poor Vin was immediately surrounded and swarmed by hungry (possibly flesh eating) humans. He hung back in hopes Vin would be able to smooth things over a bit before he came to calm them further. Unfortunately, not everything always goes as planned and as soon as he showed any desire to jump in to help one of the guests rounded on him, starting to express their extreme displeasure at their lack of food on offer.



When his explanation that they had no food to give at this moment fell on deaf ears, he then tried talking them through eating a meal with their imagination. Explaining in intense detail, bite for bite, succulent snow crabs with their juices dribbling down the guests chin as they took a bite and the smell of the sauteed shrimp drowning in garlic butter just waiting for them next. His details were so intense that that guest along with several others dazed off with drool dizzling down the corners of their lips. It was more than a little unnerving.



When food did come, it was a pitiful amount of peas. He didn't know how he was going to convince them to be satisfied with such measly portions, so he followed the guidelines they'd been given. Mindful Eating. That was certainly a... thing. He guessed.

At least in the end, the humans seemed to be sated by their services and the riot appeared to be quelled. Before Vin was eaten alive.