Gemstone: Diamond or Bloodstone (depends who you ask)
Blood Type: O+
Fav. Food: Spicy things (but they don’t like him!), Mustikkapiirakka (blueberry pie), Kalakeitto (fish stew), Salmiakki (salted black licorice) - a lot of Finnish foods from when he lived there.
Hated Food: Mustamakkara (blood sausage), Bloodpudding. Nope. Nope. Nope. Otherwise he’s really not picky and will eat whatever you put in front of him.
Home: Lauri lives in a converted warehouse on the edge of the industrial district School:Destiny City University; engineering program - but he’s really tempted to drop out because what the hell why does he have to pay for this!?!?! Shouldn’t they be paying HIM to go???
Hobbies:
Gaming - A long, long time ago in Finland, Lauri’s dad introduced him to console and PC gaming and since that moment, he has been far more than a ‘casual’ gamer, spending hours and hours trying to find secrets or to break games. In his teens he discovered Pewds Let’s Play stuff and realized that maybe he too could do that, but it wasn’t until he turned 17 that his parents allowed him to try it out seriously.
Now? Gaming not just a hobby to Lauri, it’s a lifestyle.
Structural Engineering - Clean lines and the smell of solder in the morning. Pasi’s father was a structural engineer and his son has followed his footsteps, even though he no longer can be identified as his son. He has a great love for taking parts and putting them together to create something more; Lauri is a whiz with machines of all sorts as well as being the guy you want around when your car starts acting up.
Currently he attends DCU to further his education in engineering, but is not pleased with the expense and will gripe about how DCU should be paying him to learn, not the other way around. (Finland is so much better than your backwards America, <******** DRAMS - Sometimes, a guy just needs to let loose with some sick beats…or a few paradiddles. While he lived in Finland, his Uncle introduced him to drums (much to the dismay of his mother) - Lauri is pretty good on drums, as he’s kept it up over the years and was in one of those terrible teen-age ‘gonna-be-famous-in-five-seconds’ or bust metal bands that happen when a bunch of hormonal boys get together (it was called Troll Balls and no, he will not play their demo for you - he would burn it but his mom keeps it safe).
Virtues: Witty/Clever - Being an internetainer means that he has to be, well, entertaining. On the fly. Lauri has a quick wit and a clever comment for just about any situation; he is not someone to get into a cut-down war with, unless you want pain. This also carries over more professionally in that he parses things quickly and will often figure out a solution - or a response - more rapidly than his companions. It also means that he’s quite the a*****e, at times. Or troll, if you will ;D
Industrious - This boy is always working on something; be it school work, his YouTube channel content (which includes playing the game(s), recording the footage, editing it, and then uploading it), drumming, working on figuring out how to build a working Iron Man suit (suits that fly man, too ******** cool) or something else, he is a very busy guy. He works hard, he plays hard, and at the end of almost every day he can be content knowing he’s moving towards his goals.
Take You Home to Meet the Parents - Lauri might be a cranky piece of crap in his everyday life, as himself, but he can pour on the charm when he wants it. Parents love him, Grandparents adore him - he was raised as a child in a culture that values being polite and respectful and while some of the American way of being a total and complete entitlement whore has rubbed off on him, he’s very good about treating his elders with respect.
Unless the prove they don’t deserve it, in which case all bets are off.
Flaws: The Answer is No - Lauri is the worst people person ever; He doesn’t like you. He doesn’t like your country. He really would just like you to GO THE ******** AWAY. AND HE WILL TELL YOU. A LOT. In Finnish - and English. It’s a bit easier for him to deal with people on the internet via Youtube, Twitter, and Instagram, but that’s because he’s one step removed from actually being in the presence of people. He’s cranky and bitter and you are completely ruining his day with your stupid face, dumb thoughts, and could you just stop breathing near him, please?
Bigot - Lauri lived in Finland with his parents for the better part of his formative years, only moving to America (and Destiny City) with his mother at the prickly age of 12. His teenage years were spent being the Weird Guy with the Accent and being picked on; as such he’s grown the opinion that Americans <******** suck. There are a few exceptions, but he would prefer that all of America either learn to be intelligent and fix the bullshit or just burn to ash so Finland can take over. While he’s not bigoted about race, gender, religion, or anything like that, he’s very vocal about how much Americans are idiotic sheep, how the American judicial system is a joke, and how a**-backwards everything is compared to his beloved Suomi.
Judgemental - This ties into his bigotry a good bit, but Lauri is extremely judgemental when it comes to individuals and groups. He doesn’t suffer idiots lightly and though he might be civil to a person out of ingrained niceties from his youth, he’s definitely made a snap-judgement a person would be hard pressed to change.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
Eyes: Rounded European, blue-grey, thick brows
Hair: Brown, falls to just past his shoulders between his shoulder blades with only a bit of wave to it Ref Down; tends to wear it up in a messy manbun.
Face: Oval, high cheekbones, upturned nose, high forehead. Freckles across his nose/cheeks. His ears stick out slightly at the top and are a little larger for his head. Mouth is wide, but relatively thin lipped with the bottom slightly fuller than the top.
Bodytype: Buff otter-mode, yo - but this is largely due to his age/metabolism/drumming than to his actually working out much! being part of the Negaverse has meant his workout regimen is quite a bit more strenuous than previous. Height/Weight: 6'3" / 202lbs
Clothes: Dresses mostly in tatty jeans and layered shirts (faded logo t-shirts with either a long sleeve shirt under or some button-front shirt open and over - sort of 90s skater-punk. Has a lot of bracelets and cuffs and the like on each wrist, wears fingerless gloves most of the time (regardless of weather). Wears steel-toed boots or sharpie-defiled Converse.
Tattoos/Piercings: Anti-eyebrow under left eye, a bar (or ‘industrial’) in his right ear, two lobe holes on the left, one on the right. Lauri also has 3 black bands tattooed on his left ankle and a little Finnish flag behind his right ear. Working on a full back piece.
Scars: Long scar spanning from high on left shoulder down to just under left elbow (made by Seraphinite's blade), slash scar across his belly (also Sera), burn scars on hands and forearms, small scars on shins from doing stupid s**t as a child.
Challenge: Your day’s about to go sour! Alternately: When life hands you lemons, ask for a refund! || Don’t be such a sour puss!
Sailor Scout Attack: [Aue] Petal Flurry Aue summons a flurry of lemon blossoms that burst apart, petals flying at the enemy to cut (a la lots of tiny paper cuts) and then dissolve into lemon juice, which stings like a biatch in the fresh petal-cuts. The burning/stinging effect lasts for 20 seconds and is most effective if it hits the victim's eyes. :>
Per BSSM canon, Aue can perform this attack 2x per battle.
Super Sailor Scout Attack: [Aue] Petal Storm Aue summons a storm of lemon blossoms that burst apart, petals flying at the enemy to cut (a la lots of tiny paper cuts) and then dissolve into lemon juice, which stings like a biatch in the fresh petal-cuts. May also cause further topical damage/burning due to the citric acid involved. The burning/stinging effect lasts for 30 seconds and is most effective if it hits the victim's eyes. :>
Per BSSM canon, Aue can perform this attack 3x per battle.
Eternal Sailor Attack: [Aue] Lemon Slice Surprise Aue summons a giant four-foot wide lemon that hovers over his head; he then slices at it with his hand/energy - splitting it into up to five sections (he can do less and increase the potential damage caused, but five is the limit) - sending each section/slice rolling towards an enemy. The citric acid from the slice burns fabric and leaves the sensation of a really severe sunburn on the victim for 45 seconds.
The only possible lasting damage to the victim is redness and tenderness like the early stages of a sunburn (this is flavor for rp and up to the player, it's not required) and it’s possible for the opponent to be knocked over/squished by the slice itself.
Per BSSM canon, Aue can perform this attack 2x per battle.
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:58 pm
+ Pasi is Finnish-American, his father is a full-blooded Finn, while his mother is American.
+ Pasi was born in Vantaa and spent the bulk of his first 13 years of life there.
+ He's an only child. His parents once thought about trying for a second child, but then they remembered Pasi and noped right on out of that idea.
+ Pasi has (2) two cousins - Jack Stark & Holiday Sesling
+ Pasi doesn't really work out much, despite his appearance; he does haul around heavy things for his tinkering and do some light exercises - but mostly he's just 'blessed' and will make you hate him with how much he eats and how little it seems to affect him.
+ Pasi drinks a lot of beer and liquor. Mostly beer. He's almost always got a can in hand when he's home, even when working on projects.
+ Pasi has an ad on the DC Craig'slist for engineering (electrical/structural) and will do contract work from time to time.
+ Pasi is also capable of making fake IDs that will pass a thorough looking-at, but if you want something that works with the DMV records, will pass an actual background check and the like, you'll pay out the nose since he's got to subcontract some of it.
+ Yes, he really is that awful a person, it's not a joke.
+ Lauri is Finnish-American and has dual citizenship by birthright.
+ Lauri doesn't remember his past as Pasi, however he has a digital file will all relevant information, compiled by his previous incarnation, and so has access to a lot of what he needs to know - including relevant health information/etc. It's proven useful.
+ Lauri lives on the outskirts of the Warehouse district, in a warehouse he renovates himself. It has an RFID access cat door for Mauvians Bob and Tiberius to come and go as they please.
+ Lauri drinks a lot of beer and liquor. Mostly beer. He's almost always got a can in hand when he's home, even when working on projects.
+ Lauri has an ad on the DC Craig'slist for engineering (electrical/structural) and will do contract work from time to time.
+ Lauri is also capable of making fake IDs that will pass a thorough looking-at, but if you want something that works with the DMV records, will pass an actual background check and the like, you'll pay out the nose since he's got to subcontract some of it.
+ Lauri is slightly less of a b*****d than Pasi, but just barely. He still is a piece of s**t, it's not a joke.
I shouldn't have to say this, but will: DISCLAIMER!!! Aue's opinions on people ARE NOT MINE - this post is filled ICly so nothing here should be taken OOCly. It is also not a comprehensive list.
Quote:
ooooo - Accepted [begrudging like, loyalty - you've got it all!] ●oooo - Tolerable [he doesn't hate you, congrats!] ●●ooo - Normal Idiot American [default level of dislike] ●●●oo - Annoying [go away plz] ●●●●o - Super Annoying [despised] ●●●●● - Oxygen Thief [your starseed is the only worth you have]
CIV
●●●●● Aelius Drayson - No. ●oooo Archer Wren - Pack. Grade A pain in my a**, but good for relieving some tension. Doesn't. ********. Learn. ●oooo Eion Risk - Belongs to Stroud. Snooty tea drinker. ●oooo Katrina Halloran - Pack. Capable, volatile. Stuck with each other, whether we like it or not. ●●ooo Stroud Marinus -Härskarinna Next in line to be the Lord of Hell. ●oooo Yuuri Matsunaga - Pack. Clumsy, timid, no few coping skills. Inoffensive but boring. Psychologically damaged, doormat with crippling anxiety. Still nice to look at.
CAET ●●●oo Ash - Order cat that awoke 'Aue'. Prissy and prim. ●oooo Bob - Lazy, clever, good-natured. Smells like garbage half the time. Flea treatments on the 16th. ●oooo Tiberius - Friendly, tech savvy, useful. Rarely smells of garbage. Works with General Schörl and her lot.
MAGICAL DERPS ●●●●● Arsenopyrite - How the <********> did you make General? ●●●oo Caedus - Walking Corpse NPC. Some weird ******** alien. ●●●●● DICKWAGGER 1Castor - so he's a prince or something? Nothing I learn about these 'Royals' makes me think they're worth ******** except as energy sources. ●●●oo Ceraskia - You have trained how long under Schörl? I do not understand you, or your ineptitude. ●●●●o Cursa - Paired with Lalande, delicate. Tourmaline has asked me to train this one. ●●ooo Faustite - Belongs to Schörl. Ally. Half-youma, tends to overheat. Intelligent, sarcastic, and scathing the way someone perpetually stuck in their teens during a war and taught too much would be. ●●●●● DICKWAGGER 2 Ganymede - so she's a princess or something? Nothing I learn about these 'Royals' makes me think they're worth ******** except as energy sources. ●●●●● Heliodor - Belongs to Fausitite. Suicidal, stupid. Whining. Doesn't understand a goddamn thing and seems intent to remain ignorant despite his C/O's best efforts. Dangerous to expose others to this sort of thinking. High risk. ●oooo Kamacite - Clumsy, timid. Needs work but is not completely hopeless. Still teleports away at first chance. ●●●●o Lalande - Flashy, cocksure. Tourmaline has asked me to train this one. ●●●●o Mab - Obnoxious but obedient. Tourmaline has asked me to train this one. ●●ooo Quartz - This dude does not seem happy with being part of the Negaverse. Informative. Potentially useful. ●oooo Schörl - Brutally efficient, tactically brilliant, terrifyingly competent. ●oooo Tourmaline - Rides bikes, is pretty brutal. Attack first, talk later type. ●●●oo Uvarovite - Belongs to Tourma, I think. Decent fighter. ●oooo Wolfeite - Grade A pain in my a**, but the dog has his uses.
The Finn's gift was dropped unceremoniously off on his table when Archer was leaving one morning and he was still asleep. He hadn't gotten him something out of a sense of responsibility, but mostly just as an excuse to remind Pasi who was in charge.
The gift in question was a series of unmentionables, along with a book.
Pasi-ve_Aggresive Gaming is the name of Pasi’s channel where he mostly does Let’s Play type stuff (similar to Pewds and Markiplier).
Pasi’s current subscriber number is over 230,000 (and gaining slowly but steadily), so apparently the internets really like an angry Finnish-American guy bitching, swearing, and glaring his way through games.
+ Currently Playing: Undertale, Fallout 4, shitty flash games, Prop Hunt, Hunie Pop, GTA V, + Just finished: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five NIghts at F*ckboy's, MInecraft, I Am Bread + Suggested Play: ??? SEND HIM A MESSAGE [PING ME w/P-A-G in the subject or something]
Name: Pasi Matiaas Järvinen
Nickname: Matti to family, only.
Age:20 21
Birthday: April 7th
Sign: Aries
Gemstone: Diamond or Bloodstone (depends who you ask)
Blood Type: O+
Fav. Food: Spicy things (but they don’t like him!), Mustikkapiirakka (blueberry pie), Kalakeitto (fish stew), Salmiakki (salted black licorice) - a lot of Finnish foods from when he lived there.
Hated Food: Mustamakkara (blood sausage), Bloodpudding. Nope. Nope. Nope. Otherwise he’s really not picky and will eat whatever you put in front of him.
Home:apartment School: Destiny City University; engineering program - but he’s really tempted to drop out because what the hell why does he have to pay for this!?!?! Shouldn’t they be paying HIM to go???
Hobbies:
Gaming - A long, long time ago in Finland, Pasi’s dad introduced him to console and PC gaming and since that moment, he has been far more than a ‘casual’ gamer, spending hours and hours trying to find secrets or to break games. In his teens he discovered Pewds Let’s Play stuff and realized that maybe he too could do that, but it wasn’t until he turned 17 that his parents allowed him to try it out seriously.
Now? Gaming not just a hobby to Pasi, it’s a lifestyle.
YouTube - Pasi-ve_Aggresive Gaming is the name of Pasi’s channel where he mostly does Let’s Play type stuff (similar to Pewds and Markiplier). He’s been doing the gaming channel and trying to be a youtube celebrity since he turned 17, though his channel really only gained traction within the last year or so.
Pasi’s current subscriber number is over 230,000 (and gaining slowly but steadily), so apparently the internets really like an angry Finnish-American guy bitching, swearing, and glaring his way through games. He would love to do this professionally, but he’s not quite there yet, so he’ll keep his day job for the moment, thanks.
Structural Engineering - Clean lines and the smell of solder in the morning. Pasi’s father is a structural engineer and his son has followed his footsteps. Somewhat. He has a great love for taking simple parts and putting them together to create something more; Pasi is a whiz with machines of all sorts as well as being the guy you want around when your car starts acting up.
Currently he attends DCU to further his education in engineering, but is not pleased with the expense and will gripe about how DCU should be paying him to learn, not the other way around. (Finland is so much better than your backwards America, <******** DRAMS - Sometimes, a guy just needs to let loose with some sick beats…or a few paradiddles. While he lived in Finland, his Uncle introduced him to drums (much to the dismay of his mother) - Pasi is pretty good on drums, as he’s kept it up over the years and was in one of those terrible teen-age ‘gonna-be-famous-in-five-seconds’ or bust metal bands that happen when a bunch of hormonal boys get together (it was called Troll Balls and no, he will not play their demo for you - he would burn it but his mom keeps it safe).
Virtues: Witty/Clever - Being an internetainer means that he has to be, well, entertaining. On the fly. Pasi has a quick wit and a clever comment for just about any situation; he is not someone to get into a cut-down war with, unless you want pain. This also carries over more professionally in that he parses things quickly and will often figure out a solution - or a response - more rapidly than his companions. It also means that he’s quite the a*****e, at times. Or troll, if you will ;D
Industrious - This boy is always working on something; be it school work, his YouTube channel content (which includes playing the game(s), recording the footage, editing it, and then uploading it), drumming, working on figuring out how to build a working Iron Man suit (suits that fly man, too ******** cool) or something else, he is a very busy guy. He works hard, he plays hard, and at the end of almost every day he can be content knowing he’s moving towards his goals.
Take You Home to Meet the Parents - Pasi might be a cranky piece of crap in his everyday life, as himself, but he can pour on the charm when he wants it. Parents love him, Grandparents adore him - he was raised as a child in a culture that values being polite and respectful and while some of the American way of being a total and complete entitlement whore has rubbed off on him, he’s very good about treating his elders with respect.
Unless the prove they don’t deserve it, in which case all bets are off.
Flaws: The Answer is No - Pasi is the worst people person ever; He doesn’t like you. He doesn’t like your country. He really would just like you to GO THE ******** AWAY. AND HE WILL TELL YOU. A LOT. In Finnish - and English. It’s a bit easier for him to deal with people on the internet via Youtube, Twitter, and Instagram, but that’s because he’s one step removed from actually being in the presence of people. He’s cranky and bitter and you are completely ruining his day with your stupid face, dumb thoughts, and could you just stop breathing near him, please?
Bigot - Pasi lived in Finland with his parents for the better part of his formative years, only moving to America (and Destiny City) with his mother at the prickly age of 12. His teenage years were spent being the Weird Guy with the Accent and being picked on; as such he’s grown the opinion that Americans <******** suck. There are a few exceptions, but he would prefer that all of America either learn to be intelligent and fix the bullshit or just burn to ash so Finland can take over. While he’s not bigoted about race, gender, religion, or anything like that, he’s very vocal about how much American’s are idiotic sheep, how the American judicial system is a joke, and how a**-backwards everything is compared to his beloved Suomi.
Judgemental - This ties into his bigotry a good bit, but Pasi is extremely judgemental when it comes to individuals and groups. He doesn’t suffer idiots lightly and though he might be civil to a person out of ingrained niceties from his youth, he’s definitely made a snap-judgement a person would be hard pressed to change.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
Eyes: Rounded European, blue-grey, thick brows
Hair: Brown, falls to just past his shoulders between his shoulder blades with only a bit of wave to it Ref Down; tends to wear it up in a messy manbun.
Face: Oval, high cheekbones, upturned nose, high forehead. Freckles across his nose/cheeks. His ears stick out slightly at the top and are a little larger for his head. Mouth is wide, but relatively thin lipped with the bottom slightly fuller than the top.
Bodytype: Buff otter-mode, yo - but this is largely due to his age/metabolism/drumming than to his actually working out much! Height/Weight: 6'3" / 197lbs
Clothes: Dresses mostly in tatty jeans and layered shirts (faded logo t-shirts with either a long sleeve shirt under or some button-front shirt open and over - sort of 90s skater-punk. Has a lot of bracelets and cuffs and the like on each wrist, wears fingerless gloves most of the time (regardless of weather). Wears steel-toed boots or sharpie-defiled Converse.
Tattoos/Piercings: Anti-eyebrow under left eye, a bar (or ‘industrial’) in his right ear, two lobe holes on the left, one on the right. Pasi also has 3 black bands tattooed on his left ankle and a little Finnish flag behind his right ear.
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:17 pm
THANK U IVY FOR CREDITS FOR LEMIN THANK U VER FOR LEMIN DESIGN THANK U BEE AND KURO FOR SHOPS ART THANK U KUROS FOR BANNANANERS THANK U ERRYONE FOR LEMIN SUPPORTS A+ 10/10 IGN
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