=>Sascha Diasis // Yellowblood

[Hivestuck]

 

[seekingCylem]

ENTER NAME
▆Introduction

A rough-and-tumble jerk with a dry sense of humor and compulsive need to prove himself. Happens to be telekinetic.

▆▆▆//APPEARANCE
▆▆▆//POWERS
▆▆▆//PERSONALITY
▆▆▆//STRENGTHS AND FLAWS
▆▆▆//INTERESTS
▆▆▆//LUSUS
▆▆▆//HIVE
▆▆▆//RP LOG
▆▆▆//BATTLE LOG
▆▆▆//FRENEMIES
▆▆▆//INVENTORY
▆▆▆//PLAYLIST

RP Status: OPEN▆▆▆▆
Contact me through PM or Discord, username: seekingCylem▆▆▆▆

 

[seekingCylem]

N(oT JUST A PRETTY FACE~
▆Appearance

Blood Color: Yellow. #BDB70B, specifically.
It’s a little warmer than the Captors’, but not by much.

Gender: Male

Symbol:XXA fermata. In sheet music it indicates you drag out the note it’s placed over. It’s also called a “birdseye,” “Cyclops eye,” or in Italian, a “corona.”

Appearance: It's been sweeps, but Sascha has finally recovered from his fiery accident in the Chittentown Research Center. His hair has grown back longer and silkier than ever--though he's secretly missing a large chunk from the base of his skull. His back is armored in scar tissue, but the rest has recovered and then some.

Despite being telekinetic, or perhaps because of it, Sascha has a special appreciation for doing things with his hands. He enjoys physical exertion, to say nothing of his self-proclaimed "hot looks." As such, his muscles are defined and he wears flashy clothing to show it off.

Stardom has done more for Sascha than just his wardrobe. He's put effort into his stage presence. Despite being something of a tough guy, Sascha is quick to laugh when something strikes his funny bone. He'll happily converse with anyone who shows interest in him, even if his demeanor is still rough around the edges. He means well. Usually.

 

[seekingCylem]

BRAINS AND BRAWN~
▆Powers

Sascha is telekinetic. As a child he was prone to overdoing it with his powers, regardless of how much he practiced. Crushing or throwing things that weren't meant to be crushed or thrown was a pretty common occurrence. The destruction was at least in line enough with his personality that Sascha was able to pass it off as intentional most of the time.

As an adolescent, Sascha applied to the spaceflight division of the Chittentown Technology Center as a helmsman in training. While the thought of becoming a helmsman in itself was not ideal, the opportunity to take part in such a historically significant undertaking won out over any reservations he may have had. As a result, Sascha has undergone formal psionic training, both practical and academic. He still has more strength than finesse, but when he wrecks something, he'll damn well make sure you know that he meant it.

 

[seekingCylem]

THIS IS WH(o I AM~
▆Personality

At face-value, Sascha is obnoxious. He wants attention and has no compunctions with being an a*****e in order to receive it. He’s lively and enjoys physical activity, but doesn’t get along with others well enough to be able to channel his energy into sports. As such, he falls all-too easily into the role of a schoolyard bully.

Sascha is direct. As much as he enjoys griping about it to other people, he doesn’t shy away from work that needs to be done. If strong-arming someone is the best course of action, Sascha will do that. If tricking someone makes the most sense, Sascha will do that. If talking it out like pals is what the situation calls for, Sascha doesn’t have a problem with that either. Sascha doesn’t sweat details like “other people’s feelings.” He expects others to follow his same, clinical thought pattern. This leads to Sascha being prepared in crises, but also blindsided when emotions influence people’s behavior.

In Sascha’s ideal world, he would be liked and admired by everyone. His roughness in social situations is not usually intentional. It stems from him projecting his personal preference for directness onto others, in lieu of decent empathy skills. If he comes out looking cool, that’s fantastic. If he comes out looking like an a*****e, he tries his best to roll with it and pretend he’s doing it on purpose.

In actuality, Sascha is not above telling people what they want to hear for brownie points. However, he often doesn’t know what to say. Even if he did, he’s not a convincing liar. Because of this, Sascha tends to rely on using physical skills to win people over. His thinking is that even if he’s not pleasant company, he can get a job done reliably, and will be appreciated accordingly.

His frustration with emotional people influences Sascha’s determination to bottle up his own feelings. Sascha celebrates being loud and temperamental, but his bravado is all just a ploy for attention. He’ll argue with someone for kicks, and then become confused and annoyed when the other party becomes genuinely upset. Sascha considers his ability to “get over it” a point of pride, but it alludes to some deeper issues regarding his sense of self-worth.

In group settings, Sascha tries to find a role for himself in the group as fast as possible. He has a hard time just hanging out in a casual setting, since he defines himself so strictly by what he’s doing and how well he’s doing it. Depending on the nature of the group, Sascha will appoint himself as “the muscle” or “the strategist” or even “the leader” if he sees no better alternative—though he’d rather someone else be in charge to validate him in his work. He wants people to tell him he’s doing a good job, so while he’s aggressive in accomplishing goals, he doesn’t actively try to cause conflict with people for the hell of it.

Sascha is competitive and ambitious, which doesn’t sit well with being a lowblood. As a lowblood who is also psychic, Sascha understands his lot in life is to be used as a tool by his superiors. If that’s going to be the case, Sascha wants to be a tool highbloods will fight each other over the right to use. If there’s an opportunity to show off a skill he has, Sascha will take it, regardless of ridiculousness or risk to his well-being. He’s got the “tool” part down, pat.

Sascha accepts the hemospectrum pretty readily. Highbloods live a long time and have a natural psychic resistance, so it makes sense for them to be in charge of running things. At face-value Sascha is okay with this, but he has a very low tolerance for incompetent authority figures. He takes a lot of pride in the idea of being a credit to his empire, so a “weak” highblood is a slap in the face to what Sascha considers to be a very noble sacrifice on his part. Sascha wants strong, charismatic highbloods to look up to and make his contributions feel worth-while.

Right off the bat, Sascha would consider himself solidly a royalist. A big part of Sascha’s character is that he does not value himself as a person. His thinking can be summed up as, “If everyone is ONE person, and A HUNDRED people rely on me to do a job, then as long as I am doing that job, I am worth ONE HUNDRED times more than myself alone.” The empire has the most influence, therefore their opinion of Sascha matters more.

Sascha regards the empire as an all-powerful entity. Perhaps a teeny-tiny part of his subconscious does not like the idea of being hooked up to a spaceship and drained of his psychic energy for the benefit of highblooded officers. The thought of pitting himself against the empire as an insignificant lowblood is so terrifying, Sascha is determined to never ever acknowledge he could ever be capable of such cowardice in the face of a great honor. Which he isn't.

Sascha fears dying alone and being forgotten. Buying into the system is, to him, the most thorough way to make sure this never happens.

As far as the other end of the hemospectrum goes, Sascha is not so out of touch that he can't understand why other lowbloods are unhappy with the caste system. He just believes they should suck it up or find a workaround, since they're not going to accomplish anything by hanging around and whining. Sascha can see the appeal of being part of the rebellion and causing a big spectacle, but feels none of them should be surprised when the party ends and the military crushes their idealistic little skulls. He admires their enthusiasm and work-ethic, though, even if he considers it misplaced.

 

[seekingCylem]

I'M THE BEST AR(oUND~
▆Strengths and Flaws


▆▆▆Strengths:

Pragmatic
“Why not work smarter AND harder?! Make ‘em eat your dust!”
Sascha’s scrappy, but not stupid. If whatever he’s doing isn’t yielding positive results, he’ll take the time to re-strategize. He’s not above asking for help when he believes he needs it, and will take relevant advice and criticism into consideration. Likewise, Sascha readily gives respect to those who impress him, regardless of past experiences, or what the individual in question may think of him. Sascha probably won’t stop being a jerk entirely, but he’ll at least be more likely listen when told to cut it out. Sascha isn’t petty.

Self-Assured
“Brains, brawn, and I ain’t half-bad to look at either! Ha!”
Sascha’s worldview isn’t particularly optimistic, but he’s confident he’s got what it takes to succeed anyway. When Sascha decides what he’s going to do, he charges straight ahead. He prioritizes fast, decisive action, and thus rarely feels shame or regret. While Sascha does get flustered over loss and mistakes, he’s a firm believer in “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” If he’s not going to be the luckiest, then he’s just going to be the strongest!

Hardy
“What, you think a little bump like this is gonna take me dow—OW! Ow… Jeeze…”
Lowblooded trolls don’t get to be as outspoken as Sascha without more than a couple people wanting to take a swing at them. Sascha views injuries as badges of honor, so he’s hard-pressed to back down from a fight, even when he knows he’s outmatched. Sascha’s always out to prove his worth, which leaves his lusus with her claws full trying to keep her son in line. Despite her best efforts, Sascha’s developed quite the pain tolerance.

▆▆▆Flaws:

Unconscionable
“I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”
Sascha holds himself and others to very high standards. Completely unreasonable standards, actually. He expects himself to be capable of withstanding any amount of physical, mental, or emotional abuse. He never lets himself off the hook. Sascha doesn't allow himself to be vulnerable, and copes with feelings of insecurity by overworking himself to the point of illness or injury. When Sascha becomes genuinely angry or sad or afraid, and is left without a distraction, he melts down. Sascha doesn't take loss well, and the way he works himself frequently leaves him on the edge of burnout, both mentally and physically. His frustration with himself only amplifies the frustration he feels for other trolls who don’t meet his expectations for strength of character. He’ll accept the weak and unskilled, but not the complacent. Quitters are scum, and he's no exception.

Restless
“GOD, I DON’T CARE. CAN I PLEASE JUST LEAVE NOW!?”
Sascha is impatient and has a lot of energy. If he doesn’t get it out with activity, it’ll just channel itself into his attitude. Sascha is personable when out and about, and downright chipper when at the center of attention. When being forced to sit still or stay quiet, however, Sascha becomes especially surly and belligerent. Even when “quiet time” is self-inflicted, Sascha can only keep it up for so long before he needs to get up and go do something more engaging. The longer he's forced to go without moving his body or interacting with people, the more agitated he becomes, until he's at risk for throwing a tantrum. When he's finally able to go out and do something, he's usually so high-strung he'll be prone to snapping at people and breaking things. He doesn't know how to relax in any way that doesn't involve wearing himself out first. The most effective way to win an argument with Sascha is to bore him.

Callous
“Suck it up.”
Sascha has a tough skin for criticism and expects the same from others. He’s so determined to not let things get him down; he’s got very little tolerance for his own emotions, much less those of others. The emotion Sascha is most comfortable with is anger, which he views as the most productive and the easiest to incite. Meanwhile, he will immediately abandon trolls who are depressed. His usual reaction to exposed feelings is disdain. Yet, when faced with extreme emotional outbursts, Sascha is quickly overwhelmed, even frightened, by his inability to deal with the problem.

 

[seekingCylem]

LET'S D(o S(oMETHING FUN~
▆Interests

Competition: Sascha gets pissy when he loses, but finds the rush of competition well worth the trouble. He's prone to making bets and taking dares with very little prompting.

Performing: While not a skilled actor, Sascha loves an audience. If an endeavor even has the potential to make him look cool in a crowd, he'll attempt it.

Physical Activity: Sascha has a lot of pent up energy and aggression. He enjoys the tactile sensation of physical labor. Relaxation is synonymous with exhaustion.

Target Practice: Sascha enjoys working on his skills, with telekinesis being the one of his most defining. He likes to line up rows of targets and try to throw things at other things.

Shopping: Throwing things at other things is a spendy habit when you start running out of things. Sascha loves finding a good deal and covets trophies and mementos.

 

[seekingCylem]

M(oTHER'S GIVING ME THAT L(o(oK AGAIN...
▆Lusus Naturae

Bagworm Mother, or just “Mother” is not a particularly large lusus. In her entirety she’s not quite as tall as your average troll child. She looks like some kind of hideous rat-grub hybrid. Her long body extends up into a shell made of detritus held together with silk, which Mother is able to spit from her mouth. Much of the bric-a-brac from Sascha’s hive tends to end up in his lusus’s shell. Sascha doesn’t mind, and will often attempt to attach random items to his lusus in order to “pretty her up.” Bagworm Mother doesn’t usually appreciate this, but can’t find it in herself to tell him to stop.

Her specialty is camouflage, and as such she’s not a vicious lusus. She often finds herself barely able to keep up with Sascha, much less force him to knock off whatever it is he’s doing. She chooses her battles with her charge carefully, only stepping in when he's visibly distressed and in need of a good calm-down snuffling. Or a calm-down bite depending on what the situation calls for. For the most part, she trusts in and encourages Sascha's desire to appeal to highbloods, believing it will keep him safe. She's supportive of Sascha and while she avoids conflict whenever possible, she's not a panicky creature. Her wariness usually allows her to get a head-start with trying to shepherd Sascha out of harm's way before s**t starts going down.

Sascha appreciates his lusus taking on the responsibility of raising him deeply. He's aware that she's not a strong animal and he's not an easy troll to get along with. She's the only creature Sascha trusts, and he makes a Herculean effort to be a good son to her. He does think of her as a worry-wart, though, and doesn't always take her concerns for his safety as seriously as he probably should. He can't be a troll she can be proud of if he's always running away and keeping his head down! Jeeze. Best interests aside, she’s just a little worm-ferret thing and he’s a big, strong, psychic troll! He’ll protect them both and then she can stop worrying so much.

 

[seekingCylem]

PARTY CENTRAL~
▆Hive

Sascha lives in Chittentown. His hive is one of many small residencies built into the cliffs surrounding the city. It blends in with the surrounding rock, and isn’t much to look at on the inside either. Sascha is something of a pack rat. While the style of furniture in his hive is simple, every flat surface is covered in some kind of knick-knack or poster. Sascha doesn’t consider himself a collector, but if he sees something colorful or shiny he can carry back to his hive, he’ll take it. He’s not above using his items for target practice either, though, so his hoard is in constant rotation.

His hive opens up onto a shelf-like ledge with paths leading past a number of other cliff hives and down into town. There’s enough flat space in front of Sascha’s hive to contain a small, fenced-in yard. It’s just a patch of dirt containing a row of boxes, upon which Sascha will set up items and try to psychically knock them over.

The back of the hive opens up into a series of tunnels Sascha and his neighbors are meant to use in case of an emergency.

 

[seekingCylem]

GET A M(oVE (oN ALREADY!
▆Roleplay Log


▆▆▆RPs in Progress
▆▆▆▆//[LOC] Chittentown Edification Outlet of Higher Schoolfeeding
▆▆▆▆Sascha's going to be disappointed if he leaves without throwing at least one person in a locker.

▆▆▆▆//Bouti(que)-ful
▆▆▆▆Some say "obnoxious," but Sascha prefers the term "trendsetter."

▆▆▆▆//Trash Towers
▆▆▆▆Kindred spirits in building stuff and then knocking it down.

▆▆▆▆//Bruise Bros
▆▆▆▆Poor impulse control ^2

▆▆▆▆//Load of Rubbish
▆▆▆▆Two kids have a turf war at the dump.

▆▆▆▆//Expect More, Pay Less
▆▆▆▆Sascha can never just GO SHOPPING.

▆▆▆▆//A Warm Reception
▆▆▆▆Sascha gets hired as a babysitter.

▆▆▆▆//Friendly Competition
▆▆▆▆Sascha attempts to make a new friend and conquer an old fear in the name of stardom.

▆▆▆▆//Star Street Sighting
▆▆▆▆En route to his TV interview, Sascha meets a potential new fan.

▆▆▆▆//Duststorm
▆▆▆▆Cerpin and Sascha go for a salvage run in the middle of the desert.

▆▆▆▆//Accepting Your Kismesis is a Dummy
▆▆▆▆Sascha receives some mail. Don't shoot the messenger.

▆▆▆▆//Helmsmanning 101
▆▆▆▆Sascha makes good on his offer to Tevini.

▆▆▆▆//Tower of Terror
▆▆▆▆The twist is that it was the devil the whole time.

▆▆▆▆//Pasodoble
▆▆▆▆A dance of role-playing.

Completed RPs▆▆▆▆
//One for Two Special▆▆▆▆
Sascha goes shopping and gets more than he bargained for.▆▆▆▆

//[LOC] Fluid Redistribution Station▆▆▆▆
Nothing says fun quite like trespassing in a government building with a stranger.▆▆▆▆

//[LOC] The Root▆▆▆▆
Sascha's first trip outside of Chittentown manages to end with the accidental detonation of a building.▆▆▆▆

//Trigger Happy▆▆▆▆
Sascha spends a good long time at Bloodfest being bad at guns.▆▆▆▆

//Bloodfest 2015 Boardwalk▆▆▆▆
Sascha and Aerona have some downtime after hitting up the Bloodfest booths.▆▆▆▆

//Drop-in Inspection▆▆▆▆
Some highblood shows up at Sascha's hive for an "inspection."▆▆▆▆

//Shooting the Breeze▆▆▆▆
Sascha meets a fellow telekinesis enthusiast.▆▆▆▆

//ASSJACKED!▆▆▆▆
The fun of Bloodfest, with the bodily harm of a Meta Event.▆▆▆▆

//The Library▆▆▆▆
Sascha would have gone just for the fancy glasses. Being encouraged to insult people while wearing them? Even better.▆▆▆▆

//Time to Dance▆▆▆▆
Sascha takes up dance battling, and gets down with his bad self. (Badly.)▆▆▆▆

//[GRO] Sascha Diasis - Teen▆▆▆▆
The notes from The Root grant Sascha a helmsman testing position in Chittentown. Hindsight is 20/20.▆▆▆▆

//Drop The Beat▆▆▆▆
Sascha and Aerona bond over seething platonic hatred.▆▆▆▆

//Block Party▆▆▆▆
The increase of laboratory staff requires the dormitory blocks to double up. Sascha's room is no exception.▆▆▆▆

//Chittentown SRDPSL▆▆▆▆
Sascha is undeterred in his loyalty to the Chittentown space program.▆▆▆▆

//Do a Little Dance▆▆▆▆
Chiara cashes in on Sascha's debt.▆▆▆▆

//Blended Fruit Concoctions▆▆▆▆
Some bad habits are worse than others.▆▆▆▆

//Starlight Talent Agency▆▆▆▆
Sascha mans the Starlight Talent Agency's karaoke competition. At least for a couple nights.▆▆▆▆

//I Like The▆▆▆▆
Sascha gets comeuppance for his mic-stealing ways.▆▆▆▆

//Interview; Sascha Diasis▆▆▆▆
An intrepid reporter corners contacts Superstar Authority contestant Sascha Diasis for an interview.▆▆▆▆

//(Death) Dance Central▆▆▆▆
Sascha didn't think he could compete to be the face of Alternia without consulting his manager, did he?▆▆▆▆

//A Sweet Deal▆▆▆▆
Sascha strikes a significantly more unlikely partnership than all his other partnerships.▆▆▆▆

//Spend Yo Money Like Money Ain't s**t▆▆▆▆
Sascha goes on a shopping montage with his new sponsor.▆▆▆▆

//Superstar Introductions▆▆▆▆
Sascha's planetwide debut.▆▆▆▆

//Backstage Munchies▆▆▆▆
Sascha and another Superstar contestant bond over professional catering and backflips.▆▆▆▆

//NOVA's Meet and Greet▆▆▆▆
Sascha and Cerpin hand out free swag in the name of Superstar Authority.▆▆▆▆

//Superstar Interviews▆▆▆▆
Sascha chats up Razzle Dazzle and the entirety of the Superstar Authority viewership.▆▆▆▆

//Superstar Performances▆▆▆▆
The first of many performances, if Sascha has anything to say about it.▆▆▆▆

//Sascha Diasis's Office▆▆▆▆
Sascha didn't expect a promotion to involve doing so much of his own paperwork.▆▆▆▆

//The Spiteful Exasperation of the Empress▆▆▆▆
Team Starburst goes to space with Sascha at the helm. Well, not literally, unfortunately. That becomes a running theme.▆▆▆▆

//The Scathing Displeasure of the Empress▆▆▆▆
Team Going for the Gold blasts through perhaps the smallest ship of the fleet.▆▆▆▆

//The Cutting Brutality of the Empress▆▆▆▆
Superstar Authority placements take to the skies as ⭐domination, armed with charisma, a selfie-stick, and a lot of weapons.▆▆▆▆

//The Cutting Savagery of the Empress▆▆▆▆
The Desert Buffs have a fun time in space. For the most part. Kind of.▆▆▆▆

//The Sardonic Selfishness of the Empress▆▆▆▆
Team Vogue slays zombies and walkways with equal brutality.▆▆▆▆

//Personnel Deck▆▆▆▆
Team Trouble takes on the personnel deck of the Battleship Condescension in a race to reboot the ship's propulsion systems.▆▆▆▆

//Space▆▆▆▆
A conversation between two wannabe helmsmen.▆▆▆▆

//Chittentown SRDPSL Space Tower Conveyor 8▆▆▆▆
Sascha finds himself on the other end of petty theft. (Sascha's Adult Growth)▆▆▆▆

//Imperial Officer Briefing => Knitting Circle Chapter 1▆▆▆▆
The military sure knows how to throw a tea party.▆▆▆▆

//Public Relationship Opportunity Meeting▆▆▆▆
PROM is maybe not the ideal place to sort out one's relationship problems.▆▆▆▆

 

[seekingCylem]

Y(oU WANNA G(o!?
▆Battle Log


▆▆▆Gel Viscosity: 20hp
▆▆▆Weapon: Deer Horn Knives (Military Weapon: 2d6 +1 DMG on successful attacks)
▆▆▆Power: Telekinesis (Offensive Style B: Adept)
▆▆▆▆deals double damage on next attack and one point of damage every turn for the rest of the battle. Two use; continuous effect stacks)
▆▆▆Artifact: Gorgos Brand Sunglasses (Defense Style B: Adept)
▆▆▆▆Nullify the damage from the last hit, 2x per battle.

Battle Log▆▆▆▆
//[WIN]vs Voscil/Doorbuster▆▆▆
There are no lusii to hold them back this time!▆▆▆

//[LOSE]vs Forera/Shut UP Already!!▆▆▆
This has been a looooong time coming.▆▆▆

//[WIN]vs Aandes/Resource Management▆▆▆
Sascha breaks into a building with Aandes again. Unfortunately, Aandes wasn't the one trespassing.▆▆▆

//[WIN]vs Rogue AI Defense System/The Chittentown Space Tower▆▆▆
When has anything at the Chittentown laboratories ever been easy?▆▆▆

//[TIE]vs Snoutbeast Lusus/Old Fashioned Fun▆▆▆
Sascha and Aandes mud wrestle in the least sexy way possible.▆▆▆

//[NA]vs The Holidays/Xtreme Adventures in Xtreme Shopping▆▆▆
Sascha and Hemera take their shopping excursions to the next level.▆▆▆

//[WIN]vs Zindel/Last Dance Of The Night▆▆▆
Sascha's first dance battle gig kicks off.▆▆▆

//[WIN]vs Zeylla/Ground Ice▆▆▆
The smoothie industry is surprisingly cutthroat.▆▆▆

//[LOSE]vs Ganyma/Nova vs. Shield▆▆▆
There's no such thing as bad publicity.▆▆▆

//[IP]vs Akkira/Anything For A Fan▆▆▆
Sascha makes good on his promise to fight Akkira after Superstar Authority Meet and Greets.▆▆▆

//[WIN]vs Tevini/Smelly Smackdown▆▆▆
Tevini tries not to make a scene at Meet and Greets. Unfortunately she's dealing with Cerpin and Sascha.▆▆▆

//[IP]vs Fellah/Some Stiff Competition▆▆▆
If there's one thing Sascha is first place in, it's competitive drive.▆▆▆

//[WIN]vs Space/A Global Broadcast▆▆▆
Sascha's adventures in the ring of derelict ships net him 3 battle points!▆▆▆

 

[seekingCylem]

L(o(oK AT THESE CHUMPS~
▆Friends, Enemies, and Acquaintances


▆▆▆//AANDES LAMODE
▆▆▆▆*****
▆▆▆▆One of your numerous employers. For him, you're his bodyguard--and a sharp dressed one at that. The two of you get along like a hive on fire.

▆▆▆//VOSCIL TORGNY
▆▆▆▆*
▆▆▆▆Ha! What a chump. You should probably keep an eye on her powers, but you're not worried.

▆▆▆//AERONA SCRALL
▆▆▆▆****
▆▆▆▆A police raid waiting to happen. s**t's never boring with her.

▆▆▆//ODETTE CYGNET
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆You'd brag more about meeting a famous person while trespassing a condemned building, but you don't think anyone would believe you.

▆▆▆//KEIONX RUTACE
▆▆▆▆*
▆▆▆▆Secretive and stoic, aka BORING. You wanna see her use that sword on something.

▆▆▆//TRUSCI MODSAT
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆A fellow telekinetic troll tearing up zombies off-planet. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

▆▆▆//FORERA SERPEN
▆▆▆▆**
▆▆▆▆Rebel scum. She at least has the decency to be competent at whatever it is she does.

▆▆▆//ADAMAZ KAROTH
▆▆▆▆****
▆▆▆▆A weird kid with impeccable taste in yellowblooded psychics. Your childhood friend.

▆▆▆//CHIARA MOTEKU
▆▆▆▆****
▆▆▆▆The manager of your dance career. You're equal levels of relaxed and snarky with each other, so you consider yourselves buds.

▆▆▆//SARCEL CINCIL
▆▆▆▆****
▆▆▆▆This unassuming blueblood put together a booth at Bloodfest that was fit for a Gladiaterror obstacle course. She's AWESOME.

▆▆▆//LORATA GORGOS
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆You managed to forge a sponsorship with her during Superstar Authority. Her passion invokes a healthy amount of both respect and fear from you.

▆▆▆//MALICE RAGOON
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆You two had it out for each other at the ASSJACKED booth last Bloodfest. As far as you're concerned it was all in good fun, though.

▆▆▆//MASOAL FADYAS
▆▆▆▆**
▆▆▆▆You're not sure you'd recognize him since you met in a pitch black room. He's a pretty good dodgeball player though.

▆▆▆//AKKIRA KAGOME
▆▆▆▆****
▆▆▆▆Has so much going on, she may as well be using one of those hot irons as a cane. It's a level of tenacity you can respect.

▆▆▆//ACONAN ERUYFT
▆▆▆▆**
▆▆▆▆You feel kind of bad for almost shooting her that one time, but you kept coming back because her booth was fun and she had some cool prizes. She even gave you a key chain despite that whole almost-shooting thing!

▆▆▆//GUOULI PYERRO
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆You guys have just enough in common that you simultaneously get along great and want to punch him in the mouth.

▆▆▆//ELIDAE BONBON
▆▆▆▆****
▆▆▆▆Her booth gave out free candy at Bloodfest, not to mention she gave you a hemotyped hair clip AND first prize in the hair design competition. What's not to like?

▆▆▆//AUSTRI CORIOL
▆▆▆▆**
▆▆▆▆You kept competing with your own teammate during the watercolor competition. You may have spent most of the time dripping with paint, but at least she sucks at pole vaulting just as much as you.

▆▆▆//BUFFEL OBILLE
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆He pressure washed you during the watercolor competition and didn't even complain about it.

▆▆▆//HEMERA MOACHM
▆▆▆▆****
▆▆▆▆The tealblood fashionista. Comes off snooty, but has her s**t together. Defused a bomb and basically saved dozens of lives, including yours.

▆▆▆//LEEROI FURORE
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆Your roommate from your stint working on the Chittentown Space Tower. Seems like the type that would have cut of his own hand just so he could install a better punching fist. You like him.

▆▆▆//ETSALI AZEBAN
▆▆▆▆****
▆▆▆▆You know her as Faithe Keeper, an enigmatic troll with impressive dungeoneering skills. Cool under pressure with a sense of humor. A troll you can get behind.

▆▆▆//ZEYLLA CRYPSI
▆▆▆▆**
▆▆▆▆A weirdo with some kind of hemo-complex. She'd be more irritating if you didn't have her pegged as more bark than bite.

▆▆▆//KALDRU DAJALE
▆▆▆▆****
▆▆▆▆An adorable child who seems to think you're super neat. His energy reminds you of yourself at that age... If you were nice. And a highblood.

▆▆▆//POLAIR RISION
▆▆▆▆*
▆▆▆▆Your average highblood--all nose in the air with no concern for other trolls' sound equipment.

▆▆▆//SONNIE DEFROG
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆An enigma made of green spandex and pure talent.

▆▆▆//AUTUMN VIKARE
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆This little diva has more personality than you'd think from just looking at her. Which is already a lot. She beat you out for the Superstar Authority of Chittentown. You won't underestimate her again.

▆▆▆//CERPIN SUGALL
▆▆▆▆?????
▆▆▆▆"...Sorry."

▆▆▆//CALIDA OPALUS
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆One of your Superstar Authority sponsors. You can't imagine being a business owner at her age. You find her precociousness charming.

▆▆▆//AVVISI QUILLS
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆The first reporter to interview you on your participation in Superstar Authority. She's got an eye for talent, that's for sure.

▆▆▆//FRENDO CROCUT
▆▆▆▆****
▆▆▆▆A fellow competitor in Superstar Authority, though first impressions has him striking you as more of a fan. You certainly can't complain!

▆▆▆//GANYMA CALLOW
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆An impressive coliseum fighter and a worthy Superstar Authority rival. Too bad you can't remember his name.

▆▆▆//TEVINI EURUFT
▆▆▆▆**
▆▆▆▆A mysterious stranger with some connection to Cerpin. The degree to which you're willing to tolerate her is a testament to your friendship with the purpleblood.

▆▆▆//DEIMOS SOMNUS
▆▆▆▆**
▆▆▆▆Oh yeah, Dayman! He was a useful space cadet and some acquaintance of Cerpin's. Chill guy.

▆▆▆//APRIFE INVASI
▆▆▆▆**
▆▆▆▆Some old-timer who joined you on a space mission. A heavy-hitter regardless. Bombee or something, right?

▆▆▆//NICTOR SABBAT
▆▆▆▆**
▆▆▆▆Nervous guy who somehow found himself fighting daywalkers in space. Did he get up there by accident?

▆▆▆//FROSSA FYRSTE
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆You have no idea where the Superstar Authority ends and the troll begins--if there's even a distinction. Including the brute strength and purplebloodedness, she's rad as hell and just as scary.

▆▆▆//FLYDRA DROMEN
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆You'd never expect the celebrity persona from the quiet science type, but somehow she makes it work. She must have a busy agenda.

▆▆▆//SCORPA DEVILE
▆▆▆▆***
▆▆▆▆The third of your all-star space team. Equally enthusiastic about military prestige and glamour. Fun personified as far as you're concerned.

▆▆▆//MAHMUD SESHAT
▆▆▆▆**
▆▆▆▆A nice guy. Bizarrely so when grouped with Aerona, Cerpin,
and yourself. A friend of Cerpin's, but you could say that about most trolls you know.

▆▆▆//VULPIN CADMEA
▆▆▆▆**
▆▆▆▆You know them as Vixeni. They're rude, but efficient, and with looks to boot. You dislike the hemoanonymity on principle, though.

▆▆▆//EOSTRE DIAZZI
▆▆▆▆**
▆▆▆▆A prim, blueblooded military lieutenant with fists of fury. It's hard to believe someone this close to the highblood ideal exists.  

[seekingCylem]

CHECK (oUT MY SWEET L(o(oT~
▆Inventory


▆Purple Pen
▆Your luck at the Bloodfest booths was pretty abysmal,
▆but you did manage to make off with this sweet pen!
▆You didn't even steal it!

Prized Hat▆
You're not sure you can really call this a "prize" if it▆
was given to you out of platonic pity. Ah, what the hell.▆

▆ASSJACKED! Souvenirs
▆The sports club looks like fun and the dog tags are awesome,
▆but you definitely got the most use out of the band-aids.

Bonbon Bonanza! Prizes▆
Now both your hair AND your nails can▆
be glittery at the same time!▆

▆Gunnery Games Keychain
▆Proof that you don't completely suck with a gun.
▆Well, okay, but that was only ONE TIME and she didn't even get hit!

Prize Coupon▆
For winning the hair design competition you get...▆
An even better haircut!▆

▆Gunnery Games Military Jacket
▆With your skilled shooting and incredible charisma you
▆managed to convince Aconan to give you one of the prized military jackets.

Bloodfest 2016 Silver Trophy▆
You got this thing for placing second as▆
an MVP on your watercoloring team! You also totally▆
annihilated Malice during the tiebreaker.▆

▆Bloodfest 2016 Scarf
▆You made out okay at the winter Bloodfest games this time.
▆You actually fished pretty well for someone who lives in a desert!

3-Use Novice Trinket▆
A trinket you got for scaling the Chittentown Space Tower.▆
It's Defense Style A, and still has three charges left.▆

▆Used Jumpsuit
▆These things are really starting to pile up.

Ticket Stub▆
You didn't even need a ticket considering you were▆
a Superstar Authority competitor, but you've never ▆
been one to pass up a scrapbookertunity.▆

▆Prototype V1.0.0 Beamtube
▆At first glance it would look like an ordinary Superstar Authority brand glowstick,
▆but it's actually a three-use novice trinket with Defense Style B powers!
▆It still has two charges left.

Legit Cuddlesack▆
You know you've made it big-time when▆
you've got official salacious merchandise for all▆
your adoring fans to try and explain to their lusii.▆

▆Military Uniform
▆In the wake of your combined
▆Superstar debut and helmsman
▆training, you've been offered the
▆position of Public Liaison
▆Lieutenant, Psionic Forces in
▆the Alternian Army!

Personal ID▆
Your official military identification. It's a little more▆
subtle than shouting "Don't you know who I am!?"▆

▆Tame Mutant Undead Space Gerbil
▆The perfect pet for you, honestly. They're
▆nigh-indestructible, and just aware enough to snuggle if
▆you give 'em a good poke. You think you have two of them.

Feral Space Gerbil▆
On the contrary, this gerbil is a mean lil sonuvabitch,▆
but that's what you like about him. You trust it to deter▆
potential home invaders--alien or otherwise.▆

▆Eentsy Weentsy Uniform
▆Your pet gerbils hail from a long line of space-faring
▆rodents. If anyone deserves recognition for their service,
▆it's the lot of them. Also it's really cute.  

[seekingCylem]

SPACESHIP DISASTER
▆Playlist


▆▆▆//Going The Distance
▆▆▆▆Cake
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆"But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns,
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆And thinking of someone for whom he still burns."

▆▆▆//Money
▆▆▆▆Mystery Skulls
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆"Need to stop feeling like my life is such a mess,
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆Because the world has got me in it; it's my time and I should live it."

▆▆▆//Lights Out
▆▆▆▆Mindless Self Indulgence
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆"Punch your lights out, hit the pavement,
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆That's what I call entertainment!"

▆▆▆//Pain
▆▆▆▆Jimmy Eat World
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆"Anyone can see my every flaw; it isn't hard.
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆Anyone can say they're above this all."

▆▆▆//Kidz
▆▆▆▆Take That
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆"Hey mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆The Good, the Bad, the Ugly, or the Beautiful?"

▆▆▆//I Don't Care
▆▆▆▆Fall Out Boy
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆"I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆The best of us can find happiness in misery."

▆▆▆//The Driver
▆▆▆▆Bastille
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆"What's this gravity upon your face? So I'm the one who's bleeding.
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆Real men, always thinkin' with our fists. My turn to be the victim."

▆▆▆//I'll Take Everything
▆▆▆▆James Blunt
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆"I'll take everything in this life,
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆I'll join everyone when I die."

▆▆▆//Protect Me From What I Want
▆▆▆▆Placebo
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆"Maybe we're victims of fate; remember when we'd celebrate?
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆We'd drink and get high until late; and now we're all alone."

▆▆▆//Music People
▆▆▆▆IAMX
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆"You wear your little smiles with the decadence you suffer every night.
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆All the glitter, all the luxury, but you belong to the industry, baby."

▆▆▆//Bravado
▆▆▆▆Lorde
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆"I learnt not to want the quiet of the room with no one around to find me out.
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆I want the applause, the approval, the things that make me go- oh."