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 Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:43 am
Monday Night EEW 05/01/08 New Year Celebration Show The Main EventHouse of Hell Match-Bloody Reich defeated Mick Foley and Animok To win a House of Hell Match, you must chain both of your opponents to the steel cage surrounding the ring! Bloody Reich quickly took out Foley and were able to chain Animok to the cage early to eliminate him! However, Foley battled back with some low blows to Bloody Reich! Foley was able to FREE Animok thanks to a spare set of keys Foley had hidden in his pocket! They were able to chain Atrocity to the cage to eliminate him and Snypa now has the numbers against him! However, Snypa was able to fight back, hitting Animok with The Grand Slam III and chaining Foley's ankle to the cage for the win! -John Cardok defeated Tavarius with his finisher, The Jack Knife Powerbomb. New Year Gimmick Battle RoyalNumber one contender to The EEW X-Treme Championship-Captain Cartwright -"Angry" Saint Joey -"High-Flying Deadman" Jed -"Drunk" Hangover -Damien Hardy - Brimstone=WINNER!-"The Underground Prince" Marxx -Jason Sek Pick Your Poison-Tristianna Taylor defeated Phoenix Fire, who was chosen by Damita Ace with her finisher, The Torn Wings. The New C5 Make a Apperance!"The Talented One" Cartwright is with Casey Bennett and Chris Danzig. Danzig announces the final member of C4 after defeating Krymzon Ghost at December To Dismember......Steve Kent! Kent told C4 that he felt honored to be a part of the new C4 but nothing would replace the C4 that had Kents mentor, Daniel Cross. Cartwright agreed as Kent went on to say that it is the beginning of a new era in EEW and for C4. Casey asked Steve what his nickname should be, wanting to keep the C aliteration going! Steve responded by saying that he now has a new name, CHRIS CHAOS! Freddie then appeared and asked why he wasn't being invited into C4. After all, it was Freddie that helped C4 when The Inquisistion attacked C2 after their tag title win against Cruentus Fas at December To Dismember! Chris Chaos didn't care, telling Freddie he was a crybaby! He said that Chris was the final member and there was nothing Freddie could do about it! Cartwright came up with a idea. He suggested that Freddie could be a Associate of C4! Casey suggested Freddie becomes a honorary member and the others agreed! C4 has become C5! Freddie even announced that his surname was Calumny, keeping the C aliteration theme! Bloody Reich showed up in the ring and started ranting as usual. Then The Inquisistion showed up! Things got interesting as Bloody Reich and The Inquisistion announced that they were teaming up to defeate C5! They have become The Bloody Inquisistion! EEW Estremo Championship-Hangover defeated Casey Bennett (C) with his finisher "Ultimate Death" to become the NEW Estremo Champion in a good match! - Harli called out Dengo after his actions earlier, costing him the match against Hitogoroshi, which would have been a huge win for Harli. Dengo came out quickly and the two brawled! Harli stole a trick from Bloody Reich and even set Dengo on FIRE! Pick Your Poision-Damita Ace defeated Janelle Damone, who was chosen by Tristianna with her finisher, Ace in the Shadows. After Damita's MatchDamita challenges Tristianna to a Submissions Match when they face each other at House Party for Tristianna's EEW Womens Championship. Tristianna accepts. Heyman and Meyers.....Will Heyman Fire Meyers? -Jacob "Mr. Canada" Meyers refused to do as he was ordered by Co-Chairman Paul Heyman and got beaten to a pulp by his security team at December To Dismember! Heyman gave Meyers a chance to apologise, which Meyers refused to do. EEW World Champion Shadow appeared on the titantron, laughing at Meyers for not being able to win the TLCart match on the last Burn show to become the World Champion. Meyers challenged Shadow to a Championship Match at House Party, which was quickly accepted and booked by Heyman! Shadow will make a example out of Meyers and show the world why they should fear him and Heyman wanted Shadow to do the same as punishment! -Hitogoroshi defeated Harli when Dengo interfered, attacking Harli! Dengo crawled from underneath the ring apron with a barbed wire steel chair and smacked Harli over the head with it! Hito quickly pinned Harli after his Decapakick finisher for the win! The Aftermath of The Renegades Fall-out!-Saint Joey came to the ring to announce that, although he counted the three count for The Inquisistion at December To Dismember, he wasn't joining them. Joey said he was staying solo! But he said he felt Tavarius was like his brother, that's how close they were, and that if The Inquisistion ever needed someone to watch their back Joey would be there. Saint Joey then announced that The Renegades were DEAD! Esoteric came out and told Joey how he felt insulted that Joey didn't want to join The Inquisistion. Joey told Esoteric that he no longer respects him for that. Tavarius came out and wasn't angry about Joeys decision at all. But there was definitly tention between Joey and Esoteric! -After his match, Dengo had a " interview" but was quickly interrupted by Harli who insulted him! -Dengo defeated Freddie Calumny with his Finisher "My Pain"! The After Party-Hosted by Marxx, The Party Animal, featuring Poisin! Marxx and Poisin started the chat well, with Poisin putting his pitchfork into The After Party Couch! Suddenly, Marxx's former AGTT tag team partner Mavlik Young returned with a vengeance to huge boos upon his return. Malik reminded Marxx that they have unfinished business, which he intends to end at House Party when he is added to the Marxx vs Poisin rematch from December To Dismember. He said he wanted to make Marxx bleed and cry out in defeat! Mavlik then looked at Poisin and mocked him fo his lack of championship wins. Poisin didn't take long to retaliate and all three began to brawl all over The After Party set! Poisin even attacked the bartender, destroying him with The Venom Strike! Poisin then got Marxx in his Cobra Clutch Suplex after Marxx speared Mavlik to finish the segment. -Sakamoto Ryuu and Johnathan Riker defeated Shock and Awe when Riker pinned Scott Shock with his finisher, The Blackout. Number One Contenders Match to the EEW Womens Championship-Mystique defeated Nicoli Hunt and Codi Paige in a Triple Threat Match when she pinned Codi following her finisher, The French Touch. - Snypa cut a promo. He wanted Hitogoroshi to give him his EEW Television Championship back! Hitogoroshi came to the ring, and Snypa challenged him to a match at House Party. Hito accepted, but under one condition, the match will be held under Hitogoroshi's Ring Of Hell stipulations! Hitogoroshi "This must end, and it WILL end. I propose to you a match, at the next Pay Per View. Four poles, plus a center cable. Each supports five equally sized boxes. One contains the TV Title. Two will be empty. One will hold this," he scowls, holding up his cane. "As a concensus, the last...will hold fluid and a lighter." -A promo for Rhamm aired. After the Rhamm promo, Jed was backstage watching the same promo. He began talking about how he was going to beat Rhamm, only to be interrupted by a second Rhamm promo! The camera went back to Jed after the second promo to see Jed fuming! Six Man Tag Team Match-Dark Ocean and 2 Cold Backspinz defeated Minion and The Marines in a good match when Shredder pinned Minion with his finisher, Into The Darkness! Pick Your Poison Announced-Tristianna Taylor and Damita Ace picked each others opponents for tonight ahead of their Womens Championship match at EEW House Party! Debut Match- Dark Saint defeated Moonsta with his finisher The Top Rope DDT. Double Debut Match- Makaylah Marshal defeated Desdemona Nightingale with her finisher, The Deadly Desire.
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:56 pm
EEW House Party 20085/02/08 The Main EventEEW World Championship-Shadow (C) defeated Jacob "Mr. Canada" Meyers with his finisher, The Shroud of Darkness in a good match. Upper CardStreet Fight-Jarel Damone defeated Mick Foley with his finisher, The Tombstone Piledriver, in a great match! Foley tried everything he could think of to try and defeat Jarel! His security team and even his "Attack Dog" Animok couldn't stop Jarel on his path to winning his job back! If Jarel defeats Foley, he will return to EEW as a full-time wrestler! EEW Tag Team Championships-The Inquisistion defeated C2 (C) to become the NEW EEW Tag Team Champions when Casey Bennett fell victim to Tavarius' Gangsta Smooth finisher in a exciting match! Hitogoroshi's Ring Of Hell MatchEEW Television Championship-Snypa (C) defeated Hitogoroshi Rules of the match "This must end, and it WILL end. I propose to you a match, at the next Pay Per View. Four poles, plus a center cable. Each supports five equally sized boxes. One contains the TV Title. Two will be empty. One will hold this," he scowls, holding up his cane. "As a concensus, the last...will hold fluid and a lighter." After the match, Snypa burnt Hitogoroshi alive for the SECOND time! But Snypa's night wasn't over just yet! Foley announced the new number contender to Snypa's TV Title and the match will happen.....right now! EEW Television Championship Match Two -Snypa (C) defeated Chris Chaos to retain the title again with his finisher, Blood on the Switchblade in a great hardcore match! Middle Card-Saint Joey defated John Cardok with his finisher, The Emerald Valley Fusion in a great match. A Minion return promo aired on the titantron. Triple Threat Match-Mavlik Young defeated Marxx and Poisin in a good match with his finisher, The SSD. The Prophetik rap about The Inquisistion. Submission MatchEEW Womens Championship-Tristianna (C) defeated Damita Ace with a Triangle Choke in a exciting match. Atrocity tried to help Damita get the win, but Rayanne Taylor and a unknown man only known as "Justice" stopped him from interfering! The Inquisistion and Bloody Reich rap about C5 and The Marines about the beatdown they took earlier tonight. -Johnathan Riker defeated Sakamoto Ryuu in a AWESOME match! It eventually came to a end when Ryuu blacked out following Rikers finisher, The Blackout! Estremo Championship-Hangover (C) defeated Atrocity and Freddie Calumny with his finisher, The Black Russian Neck Drop in a good match. Lower CardX-Treme Championship-Shredder (C) defeated Minion with his finisher, The Shredder. After the match, Brimstone came to the ring. Brimstone won the Gimmick Battle Royal on the January Burn Show to become the next number one contender to the X-Treme Title aftre Minion. -Shredder (C) defeated Brimstone in a great match. Chris "Dhampir" Morgan debut promo. -Harli defeated Dengo with his finisher, Hells Ride in a good match. Six Woman Tag Team Match-Nicoli Hunt, Codi Paige and Mystique defeated Makaylah Marshal, Janelle Damone and Phoenix Fire when Mystique pinned Phoenix Fire after her finisher, The French Touch. The number one contender to the Womens Championship is on a roll! Debut Match-Jed defeated Rhamm after hitting him with his "Ultimate Finishing Combo", The EDC in a great match! C5 attacked The Inquisistion in the parking lot, trying to weaken them before the tag team title match! Obviously they see The Inquisistion as a threat. Bloody Reich tried to help, but The Marines surprisingly came to C5s aid and together they pummeled The Bloody Inquisistion into the ground! -The Marines defeated The McClouds with their double team finisher, The Special Forces. EEW SpeedEEWS World Championship-Johnny "Bloody" Raven defeated Scotty Priest (C) to become the NEW EEWS World Champion with his finisher, The Bloody Fall. -Fredrick "Shadow" Angel defeated The Forcer with his finisher, The Crash and Burn. Losers Leave EEW SpeedTen Man Elimination MatchEEW Speed Adam Mastrocola, The Hardcore Punks, Pimp Squad defeated SEAHWO, B.O.T.E. Shadows Demise Adam Mastrocola pinned The HWO's Vamp after his finisher, The Mojo Magic in a match that EEW Speed absolutely dominated from start to end! -Kevin Z defeated Chris Mustang with his finisher, The Z Breaker
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:37 am
Monday Night EEW 05/03/08 The Road To One Night Stand The Main EventSix Man Tag Team Match-Jacob Meyers, Ryuu Sakamoto and Marxx defeated Shadow, Animok and Mavlik Young Ryuu pinned Animok with his finisher, The Sexyback! -Esoteric defeated Chris Chaos with his finisher, The Druid's Fall and a 420 Splash in a great match. Six Man Tag Team Match-Bloody Reich and Saint Joey defeated The Marines and John Cardok when Joey pinned Cardok with his finisher, The Emerald Valley Fusion in a great hardcore brawl. Extreme Enquire Episode Four-Tonights guest with Larry Mooney is Jed with his girlfriend Mary. Jed spent most of the interview talking about his new found faith which he and Mary discovered together. He called his House Party opponent Rhamm and Harli sinners for their past deeds. When Larry reminds Jed that Mary used to be a stripper, Jed responds by saying Mary has repented to God, whereas Rhamm and Harli refuse to! Esoteric made a apperance on the titantron and said something nobody else could understand, being a rapper and all! When the titantron fades Larry asks what Jed thinks of Esoteric and Tavarius using The Inquisistion as a tag team name, with it's religious connetations. Jed says he will get to them later, his main concerns right now are Rhamm and Harli! Being Australian is also a sin in Jeds eyes, as he spoke about Harli. Harli then stormed the ring, having heard enough of Jeds mouth. Harli asked Jed how he was a sinner. Jed replied that he watched Harli's match with Dengo at House Party. Jed calls Harli a cheater because he used nut shots and other illegal moves. Larry asks if Jed has ever used any illegal moves, to which Jed replies he is a man of God and has repented for his past sins. He also told Harli that the hardcore style of EEW is also considered a sin and that Jed is here to stop it! Harli asked Jed what happened to the Jed we used to know? The man who was The Skilled One? Harli said that this God nonsense was losing him respect! Jed said that he didn't need Harli's or anyone else's respect, he needed the Lords. Harli said the Bible is full of turd and that riles Jed up! He goes to leave the ring peacefully but Harli attacks and a brawl starts to the back! -Shadow defeated Freddie Calumny with his finisher, The Gangsta Smooth. X-Treme Championship-Johnathan Riker defeated Shredder (C) to become the NEW X-Treme Champion when he pinned Shredder following his Blackout finisher. -Rhamm and Harli defeated Jed and Dengo when Harli pinned Dengo after his finisher, Hells Ride in a good match. -Bloody Reich celebrated the first anniversary of their tag team. -Janelle Damone defeated Nicoli Hunt with her finisher, The Impaler DDT. -Makaylah Marshall shockingly defeated Tristianna Marlena Taylor in a none-title match with her finisher, The Deadly Desire. Debut Match- Chris "Dhampir" Morgan defeated Dark Saint with his finisher, The Stake Driver in a good match. - John Cena debuted with a promo, rapping. Triple Threat Match-Damita Ace defeated Phoenix Fire and Mystique with her finisher, Ace in the Shadows. Paul Heyman announces the return of Jarel Damone to EEW. However, because of the match he had with EEW Co-Owner Mick Foley at House Party where he won his job back, Foley has been hispitalised and may NEVER return to EEW again. Heyman asked The Damones to come to the ring, which they did. Heyman told them that Mick Foley has pulled one more trick on them. The new contracts they must sign, which Foley wrote himself, to keep their jobs has a stipulation in it saying The Damones must take part in a undetermined amount of handicap matches as part of the deal. Foley just wants to hurt them as much as possible! The Damones agreed to sign the contract saying that they didn't go through everything they have been through just to walk away! Heyman says that he thinks the deal is unfair so he adds something to the contract himself. If Jarel can defeat EEW World Champion Shadow and Foley's "Attack Dog" Animok in his first handicap match on the April Burn show, then at One Night Stand Jarel would face Shadow, the man who with Foley started all of this, for the EEW World Championship which Jarel claims he never lost! Brandon would also take part in a number one contenders match for the EEW Estremo Championship at ONS on the April Show! Shadow appeared on thee titantron and goaded Jarel. Then he said that what he did with Foley to Jarel was 'Just business' and that he didnt want to be hated for doing his job. Shadow said that if Jarel was really going to go through with this then he would just have to kick Jarels a** again and move on to bigger and better things beause Jarel is 'very low' on his list of priorities. Jarel responded that this handicap match at the April Burn will also be 'just business' and nothing personal for him, because it will lead him back to the EEW World Championship!
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:18 am
Monday Night EEW 05/04/08 The Road To One Night Stand Continues The Main EventHandicap Match-Jarel Damone defeated Shadow and Animok when he pinned Shadow following his finisher, The Tombstone Piledriver in a good match. If Jarel Damone wins, he faces Shadow for the EEW World Championship at One Night Stand. Snypa gave Jarel some assistance again, this time lighting the EEW Champion Shadow on fire! EEW and SWA meet to sign contracts!EEW Co-Chairman Paul Heyman and SWAs Marisol Hawkes met in the ring. Marisol happily signed the EEW contract and left peacefully. She said it was a big step in SWAs history and is happy that it will continue without her as she said she could not handle the pressure of running a promotion any longer. Suddenly, two mysterious gentlemen make their way to the ring. They introduce themselves as Mr. Jaydan and Mr. Barker. They announced that they had PURCHASED Mick Foleys stake in EEW to a shocked crowd and Heyman! Jaydan said they got it nice and cheap as Foley seemed desperate to sell! They announced that they wanted TOTAL control of EEW and offered a price to Heyman for his half, but he refused. He questioned their motives but Mr. Jaydan refused to say anything at all. Heyman then had security remove them from the building to cheers. No InterferenceEEW Television Championship-Jed defeated Snypa (C) in a awesome match when they both climbed the titantron. Jed lifted Snypa. But Snypa fought back and they battle down the titantron. Jed and Snypa would then battle back to the ring. Jed and Snypa would then set up a table made of Chairs. Snypa was about to do a Grand Slam 3 on Jed . But Jed battled out and was able to fall to his feet as a Snypa fell to the ground too.Jed then Lift Snypa up and hit the Innovating Death Valley Driver! Jed would then covered Snypa for the three count and we have a new champion! If anyone interferes in this match, Jed is automatically awarded the TV Title! -The Bloody Inquisistion challenge C5 to a Gangsta's Paradise Match, a Origional ECW Match, on the June Burn Show. C5 accept the challenge. Triple Threat MatchEEW Estremo Contenders Match-Ryuu Sakamoto defeated Brandon Damone and Kodiak The winner faces Hangover at One Night Stand. Brandon Damone was taken out on a stretcher half-way through the match when Zarel Damone made his first appearance in EEW for nearly a year, brutally attacking him, but why? Ryuu then pinned Kodiak after his finisher, The SexyBack in a great match! -A hype video for the debuting veteran Jacob Figgins was shown. He makes his EEW Debut at One Night Stand. EEW X-Treme Championship-Johnathan Riker (C) defeated Atrocity with his finisher, The Blackout in a great match! During the match, Kodiak of The Marines tried to attack Atrocity but his Bloody Reich team mate Snypa came down to save him! -Chris Chaos defeated Tavarius with his finisher, The Chaos Bomb. After the match, Chaos continued the beating, punching Tav in the head until he began to bleed heavily, sending a message to The Bloody Inquisistion. -Esoteric defeated Freddie Calumny easily with his submission finisher, The Everworld Web. Know Your Enemy Returns!-John Cardok and Saint Joey defeated Marxx and Mavlik Young when Cardok pinned Marxx after his finisher, The Jack Knife Powerbomb. Saint Joey and John Cardok must decide the stipulation to their match at One Night Stand!The two met inside the ring. John Cardok offered the idea of a Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match so they could inflict a huge amount of damage to each other! Joey replied saying that a TLC match was good, but felt that the match needed something more. Joey says that they have the TLC Match....with Barbed Wire Ropes.....and broken glass and thumbtacs outside the ring! Cardok liked it alot, but he added that the tables have barbed wire around them too! Joey countered by saying he wants the chairs to have SPIKES added to them, saying this match will be INSANE as the crowd roared! Finally, they agrred that barbed wire would be placed arounf the sides of the ladders to make them harder to climb! They also settled on a name, Devils Circuit, to end the promo! Debut Match- Lauri Henry defeated Harli when he countered Harli's Gogoplata submission with a bridged pin for the win in a great match! Afterwards, the two shook hands respectfully. -Rhamm defeated Dengo with his finisher, The Avalanche. -Poisin defeated Jacob "Mr. Canada" Meyers with his finisher, The Venom Strike, in a squah match. After the match, Poisin destroyed Meyers with repeated weapon shots, taking his anger out on Meyers over his defeat at House Party last month. As a result of the attack, Meyers has been hospitalised and may never return. Double Debut- Nick Williams defeated Freakshow in a awesome match when Williams hit him with his finisher, The Blessed Burial. After the match, Williams tried to congratulate Freakshow for being a tough opponent but instead recieved The Beheader and a steel chair shot to his leg thanks to Freakshow, who got booed loudly. -Casey Bennett defeated Rayanne Taylor with his finisher, Your Favourite Finisher, in a squash match. Justice Tyler-Taylor tried to help her after the match but was also slaughtered by Bennett. Debut and Return Match- Diego Alva defeated John Cena with his finisher, The DKO, in a squash match. - Minion went to the ring and started boasting about how great he was. That was until Lauri Henry interrupted. He reminded Minion of their past, which made Minion fly into a rage! He challenged Lauri to a Lead Pipe Match at One Night Stand, which he accepted! -Chris Danzig defeated Christina with his finisher, The Godsmack, in a squash match. Sebastien Bouvier tried to help her after the match but was also slaughtered by Danzig. -A video promo with Jed and Mary hyping The Extreme House of Church Match aired. -Chris Morgan defeated Moonsta with his finisher, The Stake Driver. Return Match- Joshua Danielson vs Local Wrestler (Rogan) Rogan shockingly got the victory by rolling-up Joshua for the pin as Hosh was distracted by Kelly King 2.0, a veteran who is making his EEW Debut at One Night Stand.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:52 am
EEW One Night Stand 2008 EEWs Biggest Pay-Per-View Returns The Main EventEEW World Championship-Shadow (C) defeated Jarel Damone when Shadow got a quick three count thanks to Animok, who attacked the referee and replaced him! Upper CardStairway To Hell-Druid's Prophecy MatchEEW Tag Team Championships-The Inquisistion (C) defeated C2 vs Bloody Reich vs The Marines in a great match. - Esoteric Post-Match InterviewQuote: A four way HIAC match, the belts will be dangling from a ring above the cell. So basicly wed have a ladder match that starts inside a HIAC match. This is one crazy match meant for crazy spots. -Jed (C) defeated Harli in a good match after getting a pin with his finisher, The JKO. Quote: To win this match you must be the first to leave the church or by getting a pinfall or submission. -Marxx defeated Mavlik Young with his Finisher, The Party Crasher, in a good match. Quote: To win this match, instead of pinning your opponent for three seconds, you must pin them for five! Imagine how hard it is to get a three count normally and then times it by two! -John Cardok defeated Saint Joey after Cardok hit a 'Extreme Backdrop' from the top of the scaffolding from the titantron down to the arena below in a HUGE stunt! Great Match! Quote: This match has barbed-wire ropes with barbed-wire tables, spiked ladders and barbed-wire chairs outside. There are also thumb tacs and broken glass on the floor outside the ring. -Zarel Damone defeated Brandon Damone thanks to Janelle Damones interference, who smacked Brandon with a steel chair and then gave him a Twist of Fate on to steel steps to give Zarel the win and end a brutal and great match! Jarel Damone then came to save Brandon from a further beatdown! Zarel Damone "I'm sure you all are wondering just what prompted my attack on my little brother on Burn, so I'll tell you. In my first run here in EEW, I competed in a 6 man tornado tag extreme hell in a cell match, one in which i was injured and eventually led to my getting released from the company. Brandon is one of the 3 men responsible for this. So since Shawn Michaels isn't here anymore, I figured I'd start with Brandon, take him out, then take out my twin brother. It's very simple logic really. I'm merely taking them out in order of least importance to greatest. Now obviously Brandon isn't as smart as I thought he was, so he challenged me to this match tonight. That works for me, because tonight, in front of all you people, I'm going to take him out for good." -Lauri Henry vs Minion went to a draw as both battered each other with the pipes so badly that neither got a pinfall! Quote: The ropes are replaced by lead pipes and pipes are also in the corners of the ring, ready to use whenever possible. You win by pinfall or submission. -Sakamoto Ryuu defeated Hangover (C) with a School-Boy pin after a long and exciting match to become the new champion! Great work from both! -Rhamm defeated Chris Morgan with his Finisher, The Avalanche. EEW Womens ChampionshipFatal Fiveway Match-Damita Ace defeated Tristianna Marlena Taylor (C), Mystique, Makaylah Marshal and Mary to win the title. - Travis Nightsky announced that his EEW Debut was coming to a shocked crowd! Travis is a veteran who has been out of action for years....but has chosen EEW as the place to return! Lower CardEEW X-treme Championship-Johnathan Riker (C) defeated Chris Chaos with his submission finisher, The Blackout, in a great match. Debut Match-Nick Williams defeated Jacob Figgins with his finisher, Blessed Burial, despite Freakshow trying to interfere! After the match, Nick Williams called out Freakshow to the ring and challenged him to a fight right there and then after they both had matches. Freakshow came out again, but instead of a fight, Freakshow gave Nick Williams a cheap shot and escaped to boos. -Poisin defeated Freakshow with his Venom Strike finisher in a great match! -Freakshow defeated Dengo with his Gothic Spike finisher shockingly quick! After the match, Freakshow said that was too easy! He also watched how easily Poisin defeated his opponent and challenged Poisin to a match, saying he would demolish Poisin like he did Dengo and his opponent on Burn, Nick Williams! Debut Match-Joshua Danielson defeated Kelly King 2.0 with his finisher, Cold Hard Justice. -Poisin defeated Moonsta easily with his Venom Strike finisher - Daniel Cross Return Hype VideoEEW SpeedEEWS World Championship-Johnny "Bloody" Raven (C) defeated Adam Mastrocola and Kevin Z when he pinned Kevin Z after his finisher, The Bloody Fall. Last Man Standing Match-Fredrick "Shadow" Angel defeated The Forcer with his finisher, The Crash and Burn on to a steel chair to stop him answering the ten count. Fatal FourwayEEWS National Championship-Damien Le (C) defeated Sean Rowe, Chris Mustang and Mr. Irresistible when he pinned Mr. Irresistible after his finisher, The Fallen Star. Battle RoyalEEWS Tag Team Championships-The Rock and Flock Connection (C) defeated The Punk 'N' Rev Salvation , Pimp Squad and Legion of Hell
Paul Heyman Welcomes You to One Night Stand 2008-After Heyman welcomed everyone to the show, ECW Origionals Rob Van Dam, Sabu, The Samdman and Tommy Dreamer came to the ring to surprise Heyman to huge cheers! The Origionals called out the two mysterious businessmen who have been causing Heyman trouble recently:- Quote: Mr. Jaydan and Mr. Barker walk down to the ring with Foley's former security team to huge boos. Heyman isn't happy to see them either. Mr. Barker offers a handshake to Heyman, who doesn't accept it, while Mr. Jaydan just stands there trying to look superior to the others. "Look, we don't want any trouble." Mr. Barker states. "We just want to be a part of your company and help it grow with you. I am a former manager at a advertising company, let me do something to prove myself!" Mr. Barker pleads. "Oh yeah, what about you?" Heyman says, looking at Mr. Jaydan. "What I did and do is none of your business." Mr. Jaydan says to loud boos from the crowd. "Jaydan, please, I'm trying to ease this situation. Be co-operative." Mr. Barker begs. "So what? We own half of his company whether he likes it or not and I am not going anywhere." Mr. Barker says bitterly. "What are your motives Mr. Jaydan?" Heyman asks. "If you hate me so much, why did you buy into my company then?" "None of your business, but I have my reasosn." Jaydan responds. Mr. Barker looks annoyed at Jaydan. "Mr. Heyman, Jaydan and I are business partners.....he is a former manager at...." "SHUT UP! That's enough!" Jayan says, interrupting Barker. "This isn't getting us anywhere." Heyman admits. "I'm getting a headache just listening to you too bicker on at each other!" "I hear you are both former managers, well I don't need managers as I run everything by myself perfectly...." "....No Mr. Heyman" Barker interupts. "EEW is becoming such a huge company that soon it will be impossible to manage EEW by yourself...." Barker gets a idea. icon_idea.gif "....that's what me and Mr. Jaydan can do, we can manage EEW for you while you kick your feet up and relax!" Mr. Barker says. "Hold on a minute!" Heyman says. "Why would I even think about letting two strangers run a company that I have built with my bare hands?" "Well....as Mr. Jaydan said, we might as well do something and we have experience in that area! We could look after the roster, but you keep an eye on us so that we can prove ourselves to you!" Barkers says enthusiasticly. "You'd be happy to have me breathing down your neck constantly?" Heyman says to Jaydan. "What choice do I have?" He responds "But I don't want to share control of the roster with Mr. Barker. I want it all to myself." Mr. Barker looks shocked and angry at Mr. Jaydan, even more so than before. "Well then, I prupose that you BOTH get your OWN ROSTERS! I prupose....A BRAND SPLIT, WHICH YOU TWO WILL LEAD BUT I WILL BE RIGHT AT THE HEART OF ALL THINGS!" This announcement caused a outrage from the EEW roster! They came out to support Heyman, who with Mick Foley created EEW from scratch. They hated the idea that these two businessmen were trying to effectively steal EEW away from Heyman by becoming General Managers and running his shows! It caused such controversy, that legends Steve Sparks and Daniel Cross came out to let their feelings known! Riots soon broke out as Jaydans security force and riot police came to stop the fighting! The riots also featured Bloody Reich, Chris Chaos and Harli. The only person who came out to support the businessmen was Jacob Figgins, but then again he's always been against EEW! Monday Night EEW 05/06/08
Mr. Jaydans First Burn The Main EventGangsta's Paradise-The Bloody Inquisistion defeated C5 when 'The Talented One' Cartwright, Chris Chaos and Freddie abandoned Casey Bennett and Chris Danzig in the match. After Casey and Danzig were slaughtered and pinned by TBI, Cart, Chaos and Freddie added salt to the wounds by continuing the assault on Casey and Danzig while TBI also self-destructed as Tavarius, Esoteric and Samoa Dan brawled with Snypa and Atrocity outside the ring after Bloody Reich attempted to attackThe Inquisistion from behind. - Bryan Bain debut hype video promo. He introduced himself as a former RWA Heavyweight Champion and The Hollywood Heartbreaker. Mick Foley Contracted Handicap Match 2 out of 3Jarel Damone defeated John Cardok and Dark Saint (The Cardok-Saint Connection) when he pinned Dark Saint following a Tombstone Piledriver. -Rhamm defeated Zarel Damone after interference from Jarel and Brandon Damone, who were seething after Zarel cheated the victory from Brandon with the help of Janelle Damone at One Night Stand. After the match, Jarel told Zarel that payback was a b***h and this is what he gets for picking on people smaller than him. Jarel announced that on next months Burn Zarel would be facing Brandon in a Steel Cage Match so that there was no chance of Janelle or anyone else interfering! -Animok defeated Hangover with his Cattle Mutilation Submission in a great match. Mary makes a speicial announcement!Mary announced that she and Jed got married two months ago and that she is pregnant. But she shocked EEW by saying she was RAPED....and that she wanted to find out who got here pregnant. EEW Womens Champion Damita Ace told Mary that she would help Mary find her rapist. Number One Contenders Match
For The EEW Television Championship-Saint Joey defeated Poisin with his 11th Commandement Finisher in a great match. -A new wrestler, Travis Nightsky, made his way to the ring. He announced that because he joined just after the brand split, he was not signed to a show, so that he is a FREE AGENT! EEW Womens ChampionshipDamita Ace (C) defeated Janelle Damone with The Damita Vice. - Harli came to the ring and complained about not being on the match card. Mr. Jaydan then announced that he and the others involved in the One Night Stand riots were being punished for it by not being on the show, therefore not being able to earn any money. This enraged Harli, who was going to find Jaydan backstage but instead Shadow came down the ramp and brutally assaulted Harli, leaving him a bloody mess. But why? - C5 arrives at the arena. They promised a surprise. Paul Heyman meets both GMs over the riots during One Night Stand.Quote: Old-school ECW Theme hits the arena as EEW Chairman Paul Heyman heads to the ring to cheers from the crowd. He grabs a mic.
"Firstly, One Night Stand 2008, wasn't that a amazing show?" Heyman asks to cheers and 'YEEEAAHs!'
"Once again, EEWs biggest PPV never fails to disappoint! Not only did we have the culmination of some major, personal feuds but we also had the brand split and....the thing that brings me to my second point..." He pauses.
"I need Mr. Jaydan and Mr. Barker to come to the ring for this."
Heyman waits patiently as Burn GM Mr. Jaydan and Drown GM Mr. Barker make their way to the ring quickly. Well, Barker was quick, Jaydan was walking with more of a slow strut!
"What is it Mr. Heyman?" Barker asks nervously as Jaydan only just enters the ring. The crowd starts a 'Jaydan Sucks' chant, which he ignores.
"It's about the riot at One Night Stand." Heyman starts. "I've seen some pretty mad things before, but that takes the cake! Security, armed cops, riot police....I'm surprised the army wasn't there!"
"I fail to see the problem." Jaydan interupts "Our personal health and safety was in danger thanks to some of your....problem wrestlers...we did what we had to do."
"The problem is that because of the riot, my guests....ECW Origionals ROB VAN DAM, SABU, SANDMAN AND TOMMY DREAMER were all ARRESTED!" Heyman announced as the crowd boos.
"They hadn't done a single thing wrong, but they were caught up in the riots and the police assumed because of their track record that THEY started it....NOT YOU!"
"Excuse me, you should be saying this to DANIEL CROSS, STEVE SPARKS, BLOODY REICH and HARLI....those problem wrestlers...." Jaydan says to boos. "If the Origionals and you need someone to blame, it's them. Cross started it all by attacking my guards, with the others joining in like sheep."
"Mr. Heyman, it was never my intention to cause anything like this." Mr. Barker pleads.
"Quit acting so innocent." Jaydan says to Barker.
"It's true, I genuinely care about EEW, unlike you Jaydan!" Barker replies.
"Quiet both of you!" Heyman yells. "Yes, Cross did attack a guard, but you went totally overboard! Your security acted like thugs!"
"That was Jaydans security." Barker notes. "I don't even have security! But I would like to know how the police turned up so quickly Jaydan."
"Because I knew the simpletons in EEW would react like this as soon as I became their boss." Jaydan replies to boos. "As I've said before, I'll do what I like whether anyone else does or not."
"You see Mr. Heyman...." Jaydan explains "...nobody seems to be looking at this the same way as me. Everyone thinks I'm just here to make a quick buck. That I don't care about anyone except myself."
Mr. Barker chuckles quietly as he hears Jaydans story.
"This is a business, and we all know what happened with your first company Heyman. Mr. Barker may be here because he enjoys the company and it's disgusting wrestlers, but I'm here to improve business. Hell, it was Barkers idea to BUY FOLEYS SHARE IN EEW!"
"Yes it was!" Mr. Barker nods. "You didn't have to agree with me and put half the money up if you hated EEW so much!"
"I may hate it, but I know potential when I see it. When EEW reaches the Global market thanks to my budgeting etc, I'll...I mean....we'll be reaping the rewards." Mr. Jaydan says.
"No offence Mr. Heyman, but your friends being arrested for being in the wrong place at the wrong time doesn't concern me." Jaydan says to boos. "I can understand why you would be angry, but you must understand why I got security and the police involved too. If it wasn't for them the situation could have got so much more worse."
"You're right." Heyman says, cooling down. "This whole thing, you know, I did blow it out of proportion. In the scheme of things, you are right, it could have got alot more ugly..."
Heyman then offers a handshake to Jaydan and Barker, which they both accept.
"I will be heading backstage now....Mr. Jaydan and Mr. Barker.....good luck running your shows! I will be watching!" Heyman says as he heads to the back. Friday Night Drown 05/06/08
Drowns Debut Show! The Main Event-Kelly King 2.0 defeated Johnathan Riker when Marxx came to the ring and distracted Riker, which gave 2.0 plenty of time to sneak attack Riker and give him his 2.0ver Finisher for the victory in a great match! -Before his match with Kelly King, Johnathan Riker warned Marxx not to get involved. Drown Contract SigningNuke Fusion signed to the Drown roster in front of Mr. Barker and the fans in the middle of the ring. What a coup for Drown! Then Travis Nightsky, who is currently a free agent in EEW, appeared to spoil the party! Travis challeneged Nuke to a match.....which he accepted! Marxx presents The After Party!Marxx's guest was Kelly King 2.0. Marxx asked him why he cost Joshua Danielson a match on Burn against a local wrestler. 2.0 replied that he did it "Because it was funny at the time." Marxx was shocked by such a response! They argued until Johnathan Riker appeared and charged at 2.0 and Marxx! Mr. Barker had to intervene and make a Triple Threat Match for next months show! - Johnathan Riker goes crazy backstage! EEW Tag Team Championship Match-The Inquisistion (C) defeated The Marines with their Double Team Finisher, Divine Intervention, for the win in a brilliant match! - A special Inquisition rap performance! -Joshua Danielson defeated Mavlik Young with a Cross-Arm Breaker submission in a great match. -Marxx defeated Kodiak when he reversed a Small Package attempt by Kodiak! Fatal Fourway Match-Freakshow defeated Lauri Henry, Nick Williams and Minion when he made Nick Williams pass-out to a Sleeper. After the match, The Latino World Order invaded the ring and attacked Lauri. They had a backstage fight earlier in the night. It looked like Lauri's enemy Minion was about to help Lauri....but at the last second he joined the LWO beatdown! - The Latino World Order, K-Dogg, 187 and Hotstuff, came to the ring demanding debut matches and insulting the fans. Mr. Barker was happy to oblige, hoping that the Drown roster teaches these thugs a lesson! -Sakamoto Ryuu defeated Chris Morgan with his finisher, The SexyBack. - The Preditorz Debut Hype Promo-Kevin Z defeated Adam Mastrocola with his Z Breaker Finisher. After the match, Matt Shanahan made a shocking apperance and destroyed Kevin Z with a baseball bat from behind! -A special Inquisition rap performance! Mr. Barker welcomes everyone to the debut of Drown!Quote: As the show begins to air, Mr. Barker is already standing in the center of the ring with a mic in his hand as the crowd chants 'E-E-DUB!' "WELCOME EVERYONE, TO THE DEBUT SHOW OF FRIDAY NIGHT DROOOOOOOWN!" He says as the crowd cheers. "We have a awesome show for you all tonight! Drown is starting as it means to go on, THE BEST! "Tonight you will see The EEW Tag Team Championships on the line! That's right, tonight Drowns biggest tag teams finally meet for the first time away from all interference, it is THE INQUISISTION vs THJE MARINES!" He says to a big roar from the crowd! "That's not all, not by a loooong shot! The Inquisistion will also be doing a special performance, Marxx will bring his After Party to Drowns very first show and a new wrestler to EEW EXCLUSIVELY signs to Drown!" "Let's not forget Drowns very first FATAL FOURWAY MATCH and THE MAIN EVENT, featuring the veteran Kelly King 2.0 vs one of Drowns very hot propertiese, Johnathan Riker!" "So sit back and enjoy the show!"
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Monday Night Burn 05/07/08
This Fire Burns! The Main EventSteel Cage Match-Brandon Damone defeated Zarel Damone in a great match when he pinned Zarel after a Moonsault from the top of the cage! - Jarel Damone InterviewQuote: Jarel is shown walking in backstage after his match and is stopped by an interviewer. Interviewer: Jarel, it's been two shows since One Night Stand, and we've yet to hear anything from you on your feelings regarding the results of your match. Jarel glares at the interviewer. "I'm a man of few words, but I'll give it a shot so that you can earn your paycheck. It goes like this, Shadow can't beat me one on one, fair and square. He had to use his little b***h Animok as the referee to beat me, and I still kicked both their asses. Now I can't get my hands on Shadow for the gold again, because a number 1 contender has already been named. But make no mistake, I'm not through with him yet." Interviewer: But what about your brother, Zarel? Jarel: "What about him? Zarel's bitter because I've spent most of his career carrying him to the main event, either by tag teaming with him or by kicking his a** all over countless arenas. He's bitchy because I demolished him in hell in a cell. Do I honestly look like I care about Zarel? He's got to get through Brandon before he can think about challenging me, and I don't see that happening anytime soon." Interviewer: So what are your plans for Barely Legal. "You're seriously starting to piss me off. Go find someone else to bother with your stupid little questions." Jarel snatches the mic and shoves the guy away. "This is how I'm going to handle things. Since I can't spend the PPV kicking the s**t out of Shadow, I'll settle for the lackey. Animok, you helped your master keep his title. I hope it was worth it. Last week, you had a pass, and tonight, you've got another one. The only reason you got those passes is because the lardass booked me in all these handicap matches. But on Sunday night, your free passes are up. I'm going to bring you into your own personal hell. It started at One Night Stand, and it continues at Barely Legal. Whoever the hell the gm is around here, listen up. Me and animok, one on one, extreme rules, falls count anywhere. And after I'm done bashing his skull in, I'm going to take his master out." Jarel tosses the mic and walks off camera Animok later accepted the challenge. - The Manhattan Project Debut Hype VideoMick Foley Contracted Handicap Match 3 out of 3-Jarel Damone defeated Chris Danzig and Casey Bennett when he pinned Casey after a Chokeslam. After the match Danzig destroys Casey for quitting EEW by smashing him with a Barbed-wire baseball bat. Casey was carried out in a ambulance! Diego Alva praises Mr. Jaydan-Random stuff that leads to Diego Alva vs Daniel Cross at Barely Legal and Esoteric attacking Diego for something he said his EEW.com blog. EEW Televison Championship-Jed (C) defeated Saint Joey is a brilliant match when Joey tapped-out to Jeds Florida Cloverleaf. - Gods Next CommandmentJed called his girlfriend a prostitute and then promised to destroy Esoteric and whoever raped Mary. - Mystique Returns!Mystique announced her return to EEW and that in the contract she signed she became the number one contender to the EEW Womens Championship! Then EEW Womens Champion Damita came out and sarcasticly welcomed her back. This led to Damita's girlfriend Nikole Franklin comming out to the ring also and crushing Mystique. -Shadow and Animok defeated Hangover and Rhamm in a great match Last Night on Earth-Chris Danzig talked about AGF. Chris Chaos then came out and challenged him to a Handicap Buried Alive Match with Freddie, which Danzig accepted. -John Cardok defeated Snypa in a great match with a Leg Lock submission. The Extreme Enquire-Larry Mooney's guest was Harli! Harli talked about how Shadow attacked him on the last episode of Burn for no reason and how he was hurt. He also discussed with Larry why Mr. Jaydon could have been behind it, saying how Mr. Jaydan has been against him ever since One Night Stand 2008. EEW World Champion Shadow then came to the ring and told Harli that Jaydan didn't order the attack, he chose to do it himself. He asked Harli why he thought Jaydan wouldn't give him title shots and Harli replied that he thinks Jaydan thinks that Australians can't draw ratings in America. Shadow then laughed at Harli's claim that he draws Australians and New Zealanders to EEW. Shadow said that it was because Harli is a wimp! Harli challenged Shadow to a match at Barely Legal, which he acceptedon condition that if Harli loses he must pay Shadow $50,000! -Dark Saint defeated Atrocity in a great match with a School Boy pin! Cardok's Rock Lounge-John Cardok with Dark Saint in his corner introduced his guests Bloody Reich. Cardok accused Bloody Reich of hanging on to the EEW Tag Team Champions, The Inquisistions, spotlight in The Bloody Inquisistion which ofcourse lead to a brawl! EEW Debut- Bryan Bain defeated Freddie easily with his finisher The Bryan Bain Experience! "The Talented One" Cartwright, Chris Chaos and Freddie explain why they turned their backs on Casey Bennett and Chris Danzig.- Quote: *AGTT's theme hits as the newly renovated America's Greatest Faction appears on the rampway* *As Chaos, Freddie and Cartwright lift their arms for the A symbol, red and blue pyro goes off behind them* *AGF then makes their way to the ring as Chaos grabs a mic* Chaos: Everybody has been wondering why we have turned our backs on C5. It's really quite simple! Me and Cartwright have been carrying C5 on our backs for the past couple of months! I haven't seen anybody contribute at all from the group! No offense Freddie, but we kept you around because we see potential in you. You're going to help America's Greatest Faction be better than C5 could've ever been! Quite simply put, Danzig, Casey, just like Triple H used to say, time has passed you by. It's our time now! We are going to finish you at our next pay per view. We are going to be the guys who take you two dogs into the back of the woodshed and pull the trigger to put you two out of your misery! That being said, I would like for Mr. Jaydan to come out here right now. Joey: What is going on here? Why has America's Greatest Faction done this? Tazz: You heard Chaos Joey. Cartwright and him were the main supporting legs of C5. C5 crumbled because Casey and Danzig failed to show any support. *a few minutes pass* Chaos: Jaydan! Get your a** out here now!! Mr. Jaydon appears on he ramp to boos from the crowd. He ignores themas he raises the mic to his mouth. "Gentlemen, I saw what you did.....and I think you did completely the RIGHT thing!" Jaydon says to huge boos, the crowd disliking him further by the minute. "You see, Casey and Danzig....they are both washed-up has-beens!" He claims to louder jeers. "They didn't draw any fans, they didn't draw any wrestlers and most importantly....they didn't earn EEW any money! From a business point of view, I welcome the chance to see the back of those two unmarketable losers who held back my biggest merchandise machines.....Cartwright and Chaos!" "'The Talented One' Cartwright, you are everything you say you are. I see it. You are the most talented man in the World and deserved FAR better than 'My Un-favourite Wrestler' Casey Bennett. "Chris, you defended the X-Treme Championship with honor and made it the big deal it never was before, who deserved better than Danzig. "With that said, how can I help you?" He asks. Chaos: AGTT..........vs Danzig and Casey............Buried Alive! Tazz and Joey: WOAH! Tazz: That is huge Joey! Mr. Jaydan liked this idea! "What a perfect idea! Not only would we see the back of them two....but they would have no chance of coming back ever again and polluting my show with their presence! "And think of the money I'd make from mindless fans wanting to see a Buried Alive Match! AGTT, consider the match approved by management!" Jaydan begins to laugh to a fierce reaction! Following this, the cowardly Casey Bennett then QUIT EEW, which didn't bother Mr. Jaydan at all!
Friday Night Drown 05/07/08
Drowning Pool The Main EventEEW World Championship Contenders Match-Samoa Dan Defeated Freakshow when Nick Williams made a surprise return and distracted Freakshow long enough for Dan to lock-in his Samoan Lock to make Freakshow Tap-Out! A Reunion-Rave Riders PromoQuote: The lights dim in the arena and flicker off and on as an unfamiliar song begins to blare over the PA. DMX's X Gon' Give It To Ya plays and a wrestler, dressed in a nice black dress button up shirt with a white wife beater could be seen entering the arena. His neatly braided corn rowed haired and pearl whtie smile could be seen as the lights flickered on and off. A mic being held in his right hand signified the fact that he'd be speaking to the crowd. The ring wasn't set up in any specific way, so the wrestler entered the ring by climbing up the steel steps and sliding through the spaces in the ropes. Standing in the middle of the ring, Mr. X rose the mic to his mouth as the crowd silenced.
"I'm sure, most of you haven't seen me before. Actually, this is my debut here on EEW's Friday Night Drown!" He said, with a course of cheers. "Now, if you haven't seen me before- you should seen me before because I am one of the most dominant faces in wrestling history. I may not be a legend, but in time, you'll see children see me as a role model, ladies loving me- as if they aren't already- and other wrestlers back stage wanting to be me!" Rubbing the bridge of his nose, he could sense the heat from the crowd's mixed reaction. It made him grin.
"I'm not here to keep talking about what I am, who I will be, or what I will do. I'm here for something completely different. I am, EEW's new franchise man, the player, Mr. X." Obviously, not to many people from EEW had heard of him, but he did get the few shouts and cheers he wanted- though it wasn't enough. "I was brought into Drown just recently actually and it was a touch choice to leave where I was before, but its been done. I'm moving on. Now... lets get to business."
Pacing in the ring a little bit, Mr. X spoke again. "This isn't your everyday, 'hey look, it's a new wrestler!' Alright? This is something special, tonight is a very special night..." He said, trying to build suspense within the crowd. It was working. "Tonight, is a reunion night... Between me and one of the best tag team partners I've ever had, really." He said grinning. "And here he makes his way now..." Pointing to the titantron, Mr. X waits for his partner's appearence. Quote: 'You Wouldn't Know' by HELLYEAH begins to play as red lights start to flicker on and off and a blast of pyro explodes on the front of the ramp and stage area. Jacob Meyer makes his return to EEW as he steps out of the back to the cheers of the fans. He was last seen when Shadow hit him with a ladder while he was holding on to the EEW Championship above the ring, he had fallen crashing through a table before hitting the ground. He made it to the ring and quickly got in. Jacob grabbed a mic as he passed by a staff hand, he then walked to the middle of the ring, a smile now on his face."I am glad to be back in EEW, my home away from home. I am happy to see that Burn is doing great and Speed is moving along at a great pace. Even better to see that I find myself on a very new brand to EEW. Friday Night Drown is it. What a great place to be on a friday night might I add. Second only to my bed with a few ladies," Jacob said into the mic with a laugh.He then paced the ring, jumping a little when he turned to see Mr. X standing in the ring. If like Jacob did not even know the man was standing there the whole time. "Holy s**t. Mr. X is in EEW and bigger and badder then ever. I thought I would never see your a** outside of GWF. You were way to loyal to the place. Being loyal to something some times has it's downfalls."Jacob then held his hand out to Mr. X, a grin as white as snow on his face. Quote: Sabotage by Beastie Boys hits and Christian Ray and Koichi Suzuki come out to the ring, followed by Alyssa Hawkins. The fans cheer and Ray does his hang loose taunt. "Sounds like you guys are cutting-edge." Christian says. "Last week I told the fans how we were going to change wrestling. Matches with teams like you is how we're planning on doing it. I know you want to bring in a new golden age of wrestling just as much as I do. So how about next week, we have ourselves a two on two tag team match? Think about it; it'll bring the house down! What better way to start off your time on Friday nights?" Christian extends his hand to Mr. X as a sign of respect. Quote: Mr. X had a grin worn upon his face as Jacob Meyer had entered the ring. He shook his hand firmly, "Yeah, who would've thought, eh?" He shrugged at the loyalty comment. "I came, I saw, I conquored over there. May not have been the Undisputed Championship, but a world title here was good enough... for now." He turned to the titantron and watched Christian, Koichi and Suzuki enter. Blinking a few times, he frowned slightly, but his facial expression lightened up. "Heh, next week, huh? Hell, I'd do it right now if I could." He said, a soft chuckle following. He shook Christian's extended hand. Quote: Jacob was done watching this in front of him. He steped behind Mr. X going to hit him with a CDK Superkick to the back of the head and follow with his Double Underhook Canadian Destroyer. Quote: Mr. X's body froze and he thudded to the ground hard after being hit with Jacob's CDK. He laid there motionless and then Jacob set him up for the Double Underhook Canadian Destroyer, slamming him hard to the ground. Mr. X laid in the middle of the ring motionless, his eyes closed and jaw opened up, more from shock than from pain. He was KOed. The crowd was in complete shock. Quote: Jacob walked up to Mr. X tapping his lifeless face with his right foot. He then bent down and picked up the microphone that Mr. X had dropped after being hit with the CDK. Jacob grinned as he rose the mic to his mouth."Oh my god, Jacob how could you kick your friend and then destroy him like this on his debut. I will tell you, so hold your horses you freaks," Jacob said as the crowd turned on him, loud booes coming from every corner of the arena."Mr. X and I were The Rave Ryders back in GWF and we had a good run before I was shipped off to another brand which was pretty grand, I won the IC Title on three different occasions. Beating Buddy C, Harli, and a few others to keep the belt around my waist. Then I get a call from this man in the ring. He wants me to start the team up again when the draft starts so we can make are run for Tag Gold. Plans changed as he went to a different show and got himself singles gold tossing me back to Invasion were I had just lost my IC Championship to Buddy C. I was alone and I took it for what it was. I ended up at Fever and won the World Championship there," Jacob finished and then paused before going on."I left the team along time ago and Mr. X wants to bring it back again. I will have none of this. The Rave Ryders are dead and will stay that way. I am a new man and I am better then I ever was with Mr. X at my side. So ******** you, ******** Mr. X, and ******** everything else. I am out," Jacob finished and then tossed the mic down at Mr. X. He then got out of the ring and made his way to the back. -Johnathen Riker defeated Kelly King 2.0 and Marxx when he made Marxx tap-out to his Blackout Finisher in a great match! Falls Count Anywhere Match-The Marines and Chris Morgan defeated The Inquisistion and Joshua Danielson when Creeker and Kodiak hit their Special Forces Double Team Finisher on Joshua Danielson on the concrete outside the ring for the pin in a great match. However, after the match, The Inquistion hit their Double Team Finisher Divine Intervention on Chris Morgan through the announcers table to send a message to The Marines! Archangles wings get clippedQuote: The official announcer suddenly stands up quickly with a microphone and announces out.. "Coming in at six feet and one inch tall, straight from heaven... The "Hooooolllyyy Rooolllleerrr" Archangel!!" Be still, my soul; the Lord is on thy side;
Bear patiently the cross of grief or pain;
Leave to thy God to order and provide;
In every change He faithful will remain.
Be still, my soul; thy best, thy heavenly, Fr-.
Archangel makes his way onstage with a microphone in hand. "Cut the music! I am not happy!" Angel lowered his microphone for a moment to run his hand through his hair and then raised it back to his mouth. "I have lost last week's fatal four-way match, it bothered me that I lost, but hey! .. There were three other opponents. Yes, it bothers me that I was the one to end the match by passing out. But the one thing that really steams me is that it was Freakshow who made me pass out by using my own shirt to choke me out!!" By this time Archangel is pacing from one side of the stage to the other. "Now I'm out here because after the match, Freak went off with my wings, that I come to the ring with! So I know you're in the building Freak! Come on out onstage and return my wings!" Quote: "Well, you don't have to throw a fit" The voice echoed throughout the arena. Freakshow appeared on the titantron, his hair dangling in front of his face, but a satisfied blood boiling grin was on his face was visible. He let the fans booing die down for about ten seconds then began to speak, he back from the camera.
"You want your precious wings back?"
Freakshow said, his body blocking what was behind him. Quote: Archangel had to run down the ramp to the ring, using those ten seconds, to get a good view at Freakshow's blood boiling grin. "Yes! I want my wings back!" Angel said, in a manner that showed that he fully expected Freakshow to actually come on out to hand him his wings! Freakshow stares down his opponent, and cackled maniacally. Wanting to get under Angels skin as much as possible. He backed away, reavealing that behind him were the wings and a trashcan. He picked up the wings, and tossed them into the filthy trashcan "Come get them" A look of shock flashed across his face. "Hey! Take it out of there right now! I will come get them! So, where are you!? And it better not be in something that I can't get off!" "Why should I tell you" Freakshow says, pulling out a lighter from his pocket and holding it over the trashcan. Archangel's eye's go wide! "No! Don't, don't! Let's talk about this! We can come to some sort of agreement!" Freakshows eyes light up with joy. "Well...How about you beg for them" Freakshow says, the crowd booing at the idea. Stepping back in surprise at this demand, Archangel hesitantly looks across the crowd and turns his attention back to Freakshow on the screen. Now with a calm look on his face that showed his decision and it certainly wasn't going to be begging. "No. I won't beg. I will ask you this once and I will ask you kindly, to please do not set on fire and take it out of the trash." Freakshow sighed, he headed over to the trash can. He looked annoyed and angry. He held the lighter of the trashcan. "Do it or you'll get your wings back in ashes" The crowd began booing again , people screaming at Archangel, trying to tell him what to do. Archangel started to really get ticked as he gave a stern warning to Freakshow. "Don't you do it!! Set it on fire and I will guarantee that you will regret ever doing that!" "Then come get them, I'm in the storage room" Freakshow said as the camera man turned the camera to the door for proof. At that the tron cut off, leaving Archangel to get the wings, or not. Archangel ran back up the ramp as soon as Freakshow had stated where his position was and exited the stage where the tron came back on with a camera man following Angel down the hall and to the storage room where he reached the doors, ready to bust down the doors! They then brawled, with Nick Williams needing assistance from EMTs. EEW Double Debut Boxing Match-Travis Nightsky vs Nuke Fusion went to a draw due to judges decision. Mr. Barker decided on the draw because Nuke had been punched to the outside! Nuke wasn't going to let Travis get away with this though and gave him a cheap shot at such force that Travis was sent flying into the announcers table, knocking into Mr. Barker! Is Nuke begging to be fired all what? Sideshow 'Auditions'Quote: Inner Minion is standing centre camera in a meeting room, white gloved hands neatly folded in front of his waist, holding a cane. hes wearing a long tailed Tuxedo jacket, over top of his bare chest, and a matching top hat that has fangs painted onto it. "heehee, Hello!" the fans cheer loudly "you all saw, last week on drown... how.. THE BEAST in lauri, accepted my invitation! so now, we're on the way to putting on a little... circus... if you will.... *psychotic giggling* but we cant have a big top show, with only two members... so we're here to hold auditions, for FREAKS... heeheehee! freaks who are willing to join us, and entertain you... the good people... you ready 'beasty'?" he said, facing Lauri. "...Call me beasty again, and your going to eating your next meal through a straw..." 'Lauri' growled as he was called "beasty". "...anyway, your right lets just hope that these people have some 'TALENT"!! "eep!" cringed Minion "a-anyways, your right! bring in the first "freak"" a skinny little guy, wearing a flannel shirt walks in "well, whats your name? and what makes you A FREAK!!?" the skinny guy replies: "Im invincible eddie, and i can take any amount of pain without being hurt" "ooh... that could be helpful..." minion whispers to Lauri "show us!" eddie slaps himself across the face, and winces slightly, but tries (and fails) to hide the pain "s-see... ow...invincible..." the fans begin to boo Loudly chanting 'you suck eddie, you suck *stomp stomp*' minion looks at him skeptically, and whips his water glass at 'Incvincible' Eddies head. the glass nails him in the face, and he falls to the ground bleeding badly, clutching his face in agony, and screaming loudly. "GET OUT!" he shouts, and the pathetic Eddie crawls out... "ugh....NEXT! you take this one Beas- i mean.. umm... 'Lauri'" "...Alright then let see who we got here?" A short yet really fat guy wearing a long black coat walks in. "...ok who the hell are you, and why do you think your a freak?!" "uh...um... I'm..." the man takes a deep breath and shouts out. "I'M BLOBBY OCTO!!! AND I WON'T TELL YOU WHY I'M A FREAK, I'LL SHOW YOU..." blobby quickly took off his jacket, showing off a HUGE gut and 4 arms. Minion grinned seeing an actual freak, however the lower pair of arms actually looked like flesh colored stockings filled with plush stuffing. Just looking at this sad excuse of a "freak" annoyed 'Lauri'. "...So... am I in?" "hmm... let me think..." Suddenly 'Lauri' took both of the fake arms yanking on them as a slow ripping sound was heard bits of fluff were flying all over the place. After Lauri finished pulling off the "arms" Blobby started to freak out as 'Lauri' grabbed blobby by the throat. "...What the ******** were you thinking?! Did you even... grr get your a** out of my sight, or else I'll rip out one of your actual arms and beat you over the head with it!!" Blobbly quickly jiggled away as 'Lauri' quickly released his throat. "...NEXT!!" "uhhh, 'Lauri' about how you handled that.....THAT WAS GREAT! heehee... id liek to see more of that!" he says with an evil grin on his face "NEXT!!" a beatbox is heard, and all of sudden the Insane Clown Posse struts in, causing the fans to cheer Loudly and Just as violent J is about to start raping, minion cuts him off. "Clowns? CLOWNS!? No! NO!, i dont think so! this is pathetic! GET OUT!!" Confused, the hardcore rappers, and well known wrestlers, leave. "can you BELIEVE some of these people?" "bring in the next loser...." says 'Minion' starting to get bored... a dirty, somewhat chubby, man, with greasy hair, and a messy goatee.. stomps into the room. before minion can ask his name, he is cut off "IM BALLSACK BILLY!! and i do crazy s**t!!" he says, speaking a little too loudly, and spitting as he does. he reaches down the front of his pants, and pulls out a long stick ((get your mind outa the gutter!)) with a balled up paper at the end. he pulls a bottle of lighter fluid out of his pocket. he drenches the paer in soem of it, and drinks back some more. he strikes a match ac cross his pants, and sets it on fire. he then preceeds to spit lighter fluid onto the torch, causing huge flames to fly in the air. Minion looks impressed... and 'Lauri' looks... curious. he then swallows the fire, and throws the stick away, scratches himself inappropriately, the raises his arms in pride. he sipes his nose with his wrist tape, the wipes it on his stained, torn, t-shirt. minion pauses for a moment... and then shouts excitedly... "YOUR IN!! Congratulations Mr. uhhh... Ballsack! your the newest member of.... the sideshow!" he spits a dark, oddly coloured Loogi on the floor, the begins to cheer obnoxiously. "Well... that's it for ceremony congradulations..." 'Lauri' slapped billy on the shoulder lightly. "...now don't screw this up..." -Minion defeated Nick Williams with his Spinal Tap Finisher, with a little help from Freakshow who distracted Williams! EEW Estremo Championship-Sakamoto Ryuu (C) Defeated Mavlik Young in a good match with a Arabian Press Moonsault. EEW Debut-Lauri Henry defeated K-Dog with a Crippler Crossface in a great match. Pimp's Return Match-Pimp defeated Walt with his Finisher, The Spinner, in a good match. After the match Pimp made the grim discovery that his longtime tag team partner, Young Money, had been shot. Who would do such a thing? Meeting The MasterQuote: The scene opens up to a green GTO parked out in front of a large metal door on the side of mountain. The driver’s side door slowly swung open and out step the newest EEW superstar K.J. Newfoundland.
“This place will always give me the shivers.” says K.J. rubbing his right arm with his left arm “But, that what I get training with a demon.”
K.J. leans back into the GTO and pulls out two brown paper bags filled up with grocery supply.
“I still don’t understand why I have to go and get the supplies from in town.” says K.J. as he closed the car’s door with his right foot “Oh yeah, Shredder doesn’t like going out in public because people actually started to like him. He may get caught up with fans and will forget what he was doing.”
K.J. walks up the dirt path up to the large metal door and pressed the intercom with his left elbow
“Hey Shredder, I am back from town.” says K.J. into the intercom Quote: “What took you so long?” hissed Shredder from the other side of intercom “You're worse then a woman in a shoe store! A simple grocery run should have taken you a maxim of thirty minutes. But, it took you two and thirty minutes get the crap! What do you have to say about yourself?” Quote: “I happen to run into some hold friends of mine.” says K.J. “They ask me to came back to their place out of town. But, I didn’t go because I had to get this run done. Plus, you said that you have some goods for me?”
K.J. looked at the large metal door
“Can you open this door?” ask K.J. “I have some ice cream that is melting in my arms right now.” The metal door slowly opens inward enough for K.J. to walk through“Does Shredder think I am that damn skinny?” says K.J. looking at the crack that is three feet apart “But, I guess he doesn’t want to let out all of his cold air he got stored in his lair.”
K.J. turned sideways and shuffled his way into the lair. As soon as he cleared the door and took a step out. The door closed with a loud BANG. K.J. walked down the rocky and sandy path into the center of lair.
“Hey Shredder, were do you want that goods stored at?” ask K.J. as he open another metal door As K.J. walked in Shredder is sitting on a spinning stool looking at something up on the computer
“Placed them in the cooler.” hissed Shredder clicking the mouse “We can sort the grocery out later.”The cooler is very bad place for the new comers to Shredder’s “family”. If you anger him for any reason, you would be placed in the cooler for god knows for how long. In the cooler the highest it ever got was negative 25 degrees. But, thank god for K.J. good behavior he never was placed into the cooler. K.J. grabbed a glove to cover his right hand, because he learned from past experience that his hand will freeze on the handle. K.J. pulled the metal door open and set down the grocery two feet into the cooler and quickly closed the door.
“Shredder, what’s the news you got for me?” ask K.J. as throws the glove to his right “Because I know nothing is good that comes out of your mouth. Did you need me to get another ‘person’? Shredder spins around to face K.J. “Well, I have goten you a debut match on Drown.”
K.J. was about speak
“But the bad part, the match is a tag team match with The Marines.” growled Shredder “Which you know is my other family. He didn’t ask me for help because they are going be shorted handed but, the Gm of Drown did. What’s his name again, Mr. Cackler?” K.J. placed his right hand under his chin
“I think his name is Mr. Barker and he good man.” says K.J. “He may get pushed around by Mr. Jaydon but, he makes one hell of show. Just look at last week, I watch Drown then tried my hardest to swallow the crap Burn tried to shovel me. That’s why I like to say thank you for getting me on the better show of two evils. Jaydon is just a plan out jerk. He needs to be forgetting that he sucks at making a show and his jerk alcoholic ways!”
K.J. points to himself with sly grin
“I am the man for this job. But, sadly I won’t have the chance to do this deed of goodness.” K.J. sighs “What are my opponents’ names?” “You’re facing the tag team champions, Esoteric and Tavarius.” hissed Shredder “You're facing another person and his name is Joshua.”“Is this the main event?” ask K.J. "From the sounds of their names they are or should be." “I believe it is.” hissed Shredder “But, I don’t really care. All I want to see is Creeker get his a** kick.”
Shredder stood up off the stool
“You know if you get the pin or even win this match, this win could give you a chance at a title.” hissed Shredder “But, I don’t know what the other championships are on Drown, besides the Tag Team championships.” Suddenly sounds of a Television turning on was heard in the background “Is there anyone else here?” ask K.J. “There shouldn’t be.” hissed Shredder as took a step toward the noise was coming from. “No Shredder” smirks K.J. as he patted Shredder on his arm “Stay here and do some more resource for the next monster because-”
K.J. points toward a corner were a missed formed dog animal stood chained up toward the wall
“Your last monster was a big flop and I don’t think the investors are going to be happy with that subject.” says K.J. “If it’s a girl scout again, tell them I don’t want any damn cookies.” growled Shredder as he walked back toward a metal table that was littered with different beakers K.J. shook his head as grabbed a kendo stick from bucket of varies weapons. K.J. pushed the swinging brown door open with his kendo stick and the television was on but, the lights were still turned off.
K.J. says walking into the room “Who's in here? You’re not supposed to be here!”
“You’re not the boss of me.” says a voice in the dark
Suddenly the light turned on and Kodiak was sitting on metal table near the wall. In Kodiak’s right hand is barbwire light tube structure and in his left hand is brown bag
“Who the hell are you and why the hell are you in here?” says K.J. “This is Master Sh-”
Kodiak cuts K.J. off
“My name is Kody Gordert and I am going to be the one half of tag team championship after Barely Legal. After The Marines defeat The Inquisistion in the stretcher match!” says Kodiak “You know you would have never heard or seen me come in and leave. I let you find me because I want to talk to you.”
“About what” ask K.J.
K.J. sees the brown bag in his hand and gripped the Kendo stick tighter
“What the hell is in bag?” growls K.J. pointing the kendo stick out at Kody
“That’s for me to know and you to find out.” smirk Kodiak “What do you think is in the bag? You know I found some unique information about your past from Shredder’s files.”
“I burned those damn files after I was released from my personal hell.” says K.J. “You’re bluffing”
“It’s called the computer caveman.” says Kodiak “You may have burned the papers of your past. But, I have the back up disk about EVERYTHING about you.”
“What do you want from me?” ask K.J.
“I want you to leave Shredder and join The Marines.” says Kodiak
“If I don’t do this?” ask K.J.
Kodiak slides off the table
"Then I will show the world what in the bag and I have feeling you don’t want to go through the torment of this again.” says Kodiak “Until then, I don’t want to see you with Shredder anymore.”
The screen begins to fade as Kodiak walked off the screen laughing
“I think I know what’s in the bag.” K.J. sighs “And that could be a very bad thing for me.”
~End~ - Matt Shanahan defeated Kevin Z easily with his Chapter Four Finisher! Walt PromoQuote: Static starts then clears and shows Walt in a semi-padded room pacing back and forth then static comes in and disappears and now shows Walt bashing the walls with his aluminum with his aluminum bat shouting "Die witchetty Die" and writing on the walls with blood. THen he turns and sees the camera and runs up to it and starts laughing manaically through his mask "You thought you could get away...well guess what Mr.Witchetty im coming" and then starts singing "I'm gonna find you...and then i'm gonna beat you ha ha ha ha" THe video goes blank and all that can be heard is Walt's laughter a smiley face fades in and then bleed's "Coming Soon...." - LWO defeated The Predatorz when Hotstuff pinned Silverback following a Frogsplash in a great match. Why Riker, not 2.0?Quote: Nameless Faceless from Fozzy starts playing as Marxx came to the ring, a microphone in his hands and his street clothes on. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: Marxx!Marxx rolled inside the ring, then sat on a corner. "What's up, Marxxaddicts!" he says to loud cheers. "Now, if some of you are wondering what I'm doing here, this footage will give you the reason of my presence in the ring" he says as he points at the tron. Quote: Riker has the momentum on 2.0, until he bounces on the ropes and Marxx grabs his foot. Riker turns by Marxx and King takes the opportunity to get the 3-count via a School boy The video ends with mixed reactions from the crowd. "Yes, I did it. I came to the ring and caused a distraction. I said I wasn't from these guys who comes to the ring and interfere in matches just for fun, and let me tell you, my actions does have good reasons" he says. "First, I had the choice to attack Kelly King 2.0...or Jonathan Riker. I went for Riker because I wanted to give 2.0 a little taste of how it is to score a cheap win, just so he knows how it feels not being able to beat someone by himself. I hate to go to that level, but sometimes, you have to do things you don't like to make people understand some stuff" he says to a mixed reaction. "But, that's not the only reason. I went for Riker also because it was him. Because he was the one who came to the ring during my interview with King and got me involved in all that! You don't mess with me without paying the consequences!"
"Right now, 2.0 is a detail to me, YOU are my target Jonathan! You're the one I'm gonna leave my Marxx on! And I won't only do that tonight, but also...at Barely Legal. At the next Pay-per-view, I challenge you Riker, I challenge you...in a match for the Extreme championship!" he says as the fans cheers outloud. Quote: Just then every light in the arena blacked out. Then suddenly one lonely spotlight circled the crowd like it was searching for someone. THe spotlight stopped at the top of the titantron, the light revealed the location Johnathan Riker, perched onto the tron with an erie presence. He sat against one of the cords holding the titantron to the ceiling. Johnathan slowly turned his head towards Marxx in the ring, then raised a mic to his mouth to speak. " "Marxx! I warned you to stay out of my business, but no... You had to interfer in my match against King!" Johnathan stopped, taking a breath for suspence. "You've travel onto dangerous lands boy and it might be the last mistake you make!" Johnathan dropped the mic and the light faded away. Riker simply blended back into the darkness until the lights returned and revealed that Johnathan had vanished. Quote: After Riker disappeared Marxx looked around, to see where he was. "So, that's how you're working, huh? Anyone who comes around and is in the ring at the same time as your opponent is in your business? Wake up man, YOU are the one who came to the ring at the After Party, YOU are the one who ruined everything, YOU are the one who got me involved in all that! I am in this match because of YOU, and you will pay the price for putting me in your "business" like you call it" he yelled. Then Kelly King 2.0s new bodyguard, Dylan Farr, went to the ring and destroyed Marxx as 2.0 looked on.
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EEW Barely Legal 20085/08/08 The Main EventEEW World Championship- Harli defeated Samoa Dan vs Shadow (C) when Harli pinned Samoa Dan after his Hells Ride Finisher in a exciting and surprising Main Event. Upper CardDebut Match- Jacob 'Mr. Canada' Meyers defeated Mr. X in a boring match with his Finisher, The Canadian Death BombEEW Tag Team ChampionshipsStretcher Match- The Marines defeated The Inquisistion (C) to win the EEW Tag Team Championships in a good match.Grudge MatchPay-Per-View Double Debut Match - Travis Nightsky defeated Nuke Fusion in a great match when Travis hit Nuke with his Leg Sweep DDT Finisher and Mr. Barker did the three count! The war between Nuke and Barker continues! Television Championship- Jed (C) defeated Minion to retain the Championship in a great match with his JKO Finisher. Black Cobra (Animok Promo)Quote: As the crowd was settling back in from an intermission the lights cut out in the arena as the titantron flickered to life. A camera backstage panned to a room somewhere in the arena where Animok stood surrounded by red glowing lights that illuminated his outfit. His head was bowed and his dreads fell forward covering his face.
"Heh..."
Animok whipped his head backwards sending his hair flying behind him as he looked into the camera.
"What is left to be said about Jarel that hasn't been said before? Lets tell a story about Jarel and Shadow through my eyes.
Jarel is a predictable, and easily manipulated ogre. When I was younger I used to love to watch wrestling. I remember watching Jarel in no name feds. He was predictable then. A stupid beast whoo made a living being a rip off of other wrestlers. Jarel had the talent to get him by and make a name for himself, but somewhere along the lines things went awry, and all at once people stopped caring about him. We all realised that Jarel... Is a nobody. I remember Shadow... Shadow was Forsaken.
I used to be like Jarel. I loved to fight. When I came to EEW I just wanted to be violent. So I aligned myself with Mick Foley for a contract, then I aligned myself with Shadow because I knew as World Champ he would have plenty of violence around him. However... Jarel scraped his way back into EEW. He came back for Shadow. Now at first, I had planned to Let Jarel fight Shadow and do his thing, but somewhere along the lines it clicked, and everyone felt it. Jarel was a former EEW champion, and stronger than Shadow. He should of just squashed him. Yet Shadow prevailed. Not because he was stronger, or faster, it's because Shadow was more cunning. He took some shots, picked his battles, and with surgical like precision he attacked and exploited not every opening, but the ones he felt were needed. He was conquering a beast without over exerting himself. I then realised... I don't need to be a thrashy violent man-bear like Jarel to succeed in this corperation. I need to be a cunning precise venom spitting black cobra like Shadow.
Thats what happened tonight. Jarel acted like the predictable ogre that he is, I gave the warning, and he continued with his bullish ways, and like a snake I struck, and moved on. Knowing my opponent was no longer a threat.
Face the facts Jarel. Shadow is out of your league. I'm fresh into my career, and even I am above you. You are a nobody. Move on. Chase the tag titles with Zarel again. Nobody wants you as thier champion. Just like Harli. You don't sell. You can't draw a crowd. The sad thing is Jarel, I'd love to watch you fall... but you're already gone."
The camera slowly blurred and faded out, as the crowd sat in a shocked silence to Animok's harsh words. To add to the shock factor it also had to be the most anyone ever heard Animok say without working himself into a violent rage. - Freakshow defeated Nick Williams in a brilliant match after his Gothic Spike Finisher.After the match, Freakshow continued the assault, trying to end Nick Williams' career! After a final Brainbuster on to the steel steps, Freakshow may have succeeded! Handicap Buried Alive Match- Chris Chaos and Freddie Calumny vs Chris DanzigWas changed to:- - Chris Chaos defeated Freddie Calumny easily, destroying him across the arena and then burying him outside the arena.It turns out that Danzig was too injured to wrestle and Chaos had the match changed when he heard that Freddie was retiring. Chaos felt that Freddie was turning his back on him, so he made sure Freddie STAYED retired! Last Man Standing Match- Zarel Damone defeated Brandon Damone when he Tombstoned Brandon through a table with a chair on top. X-Treme Championship- Johnathan Riker (C) defeated Marxx in a great match when he made Marxx tap-out to his Blackout Submission Finisher! Contenders Match for the EEW Tag Team Championships- The Cardok-Saint Connection defeated Bloody Reich after Snypa turned on his own tag team partner Atrocity, enabling Cardok and Saint to his their Double Team Finisher, The Dark Chair Drop, for the win in a exciting match.Lower Card- Animok defeated Jarel Damone with a chair shot to the skull in a boring match.Debut Match- Joshua Danielson defeated Dylan Farr w/Kelly King 2.0 after a roll-up. Chrono ArrivesQuote: The lights grow dim, as the titan tron features a countdown clock. It makes a familiar ticking noise as the crowd hushes in complete surprise. There were obvious rumors about a famous star coming to the EEW. No one was quite sure on who it was, hell. Even the internet marks were didn't know what to expect.. A Haunting melody started to play, as the clock reached 10.. All that glitters....9 Even the Stars...8 All that is precious....7 Even your titles...6 He'll take them all 5 In a blink of an eye...4 Sshhhhhhh....Do you hear that?3 He's coming....2 NOW!!As the clock hit one, a bunch of garbled messages appeared on the screen as pyro blew up on the stage, and all around the ring. "Master of Puppets" by Metallica, Chrono stepped though the curtain. The crowd rose up to a standing ovation, at last the rumors were put to ease. Chrono had come to the EEW! He raised his hands up, as a furry of pyro stars blew up. He walked down the ramp, taking a mic and entered the ring. He basked in the glory of the fans applause, as he put the mic to his lips. The crowd hushed as he spoke. "Finally... Finally... Finally..I have arrived here in the EEW!!" Chrono said as the fans applauded more. "Now then, I'm not gonna make some big speech about titles, and what not. I'm a thirty-three time world champion. For those doing their math yes even though I'm "Co" holding the NGWE World Heavyweight title, it still counts as holding a world title. Now then the question that's probably running through your heads is 'Why is Chrono here?' and to put it bluntly..." Chrono said as he took a breath " Because I'm bored. That's it. I'm not here to Save Us. Since that's already been said and done. Hell, I won't even go "Me..Want..Title..Match.." since of course, I'll get one eventually.. I am a legend after all. We can talk about my impressive resume, and accomplishments all damn night. I rather not bore my loyal Chronomoholics and Crow-fos out there. Since of course, they already know all about me..." he said with a smirk as he walked around the ring some. "So like I said, I've come here because I'm bored. I know there are plenty of people in the back that want to make a name for themselves. Well.. I'm ready for you, Hell some of you back there are just begging for a face stomping..." Chrono said as he got close to the camera and raised two fingers "Two in particular I have my eyes on. You see one of them I just happen to Co hold a title with, and the other.. Well he has issues. You see this guy. Has the whole attitude of a "Good Guy" but the fans hate him. Who am I kidding? Everyone hates him. Except for his two 'Special' friends. Regardless. Snypa.. Cartwright.. I'm in your backyard this time. Hell.. I've been in your backyard for quite sometime now.. NGWE, and now here.. the EEW.. Playtime's over kids.. School's in session.. However.. Here isn't the place to settle old scores..." Chrono said as he held his hand up. The fans had a surprised look on their face, but ever the pleaser, Chrono just smiled. "You see, like I said.. I'm not here to settle old scores. You two wanna fight me. We'll do it where it started... NGWE.. I'm here and I'm looking for new challenges not the same old s**t. John Cena could certainly learn a thing a two from that.. I want new challenges.. So like I said in the beginning of this little promo. Anyone in the back want a piece of me. I leave you with this.. In the famous words of 'The Rock'... 'Just Bring it.' " Chrono said prepared to exit the ring. However Roxxie, the new manager of The Manhattan Project, interrupted by pouring toilet water over him, humiliating Chrono! Toronto Street Fight- Daniel Cross defeated Diego Alva easily with his CKO Finisher.Estremo Championship- Matt Shanahan defeated Sakamoto Ryuu (C) with his Chapter Four Finisher to win the title. - Mavlik Young defeated Chris Morgan easily with his Hell Bomber Finisher.- Bryan Bain defeated Rhamm in a great match after hitting him with his Finisher, Corrective Surgery.Six Man Tag Team Match- Lauri Henry and The Preditorz defeated The LWOEEW Womens Championship- Damita Ace (C) defeated Mystique with her Finisher, The Ace of all Trades.New Vixens wrestler Chloe, who was watching the match in the crowd to learn, looked disappointed that Mystique was defeated. - Hangover defeated Saint Joey with his Ultimate Death Finisher. Debut and Return MatchThe Manhattan Project defeated Shredder with his Ground Zero Finisher in a good match. Mary gets help to find her rapistQuote: Mary was backstage getting help to walk around, She was now 4 months pregnant, people were carrying her bags. Mary entered a room, so did the people, this room had a table in the middle of the room, a camera man, and 2 chairs. Mary moved around the table, sat down on the chair, then looked around, She noticed there was a window to the room, Mary then saw Jed, they talked about what happen last show and what happen on EEW.com, Both Mary and Jed were arguing as waiting for this mysterious person, that could help them find the rapist.Mary then slapped Jed and they both got quite. Quote: There is also a TV in the room. On it is a black screen. "Mary, I vowed to help you find out who raped you. But I must show my face in order for me to trust you." The screen reveals Damita, holding her title. "I want justice for what happened to you. So I found out who did it and made him confess to this crime...." Damita pushes Snypa in front of the camera to cheers. "It was my dear ol' brother. What do you have to say for yourself?" Snypa: "Virgin p*ssy is the sh*t." That was basically it. - Young Pimpin' defeated Kevin Z easily with his Finisher, The Spinner.EEW SpeedEEWS World Championship Rematch3 out of 5 tables match-Johnny "Bloody" Raven defeated Damien Le when he flatten Damien through a third table with his Bloody Fall Finisher in a good match. EEWS Tag Team Championships-The Rock and Flock Connection (C) defeat The Punk Revolution in a great match when DJ pinned Silver following his DJ Breaker Finisher. DJ Promo after match As team Rock and Flock had secured yet another tag team victory. DJ wiped the sweat that he had on his fore hand off with his hand. DJ then raised the microphone up to his lips, as it seems like team rock and flock had something to say. "Did you all see that? That is the most dominant tag team in Speed, wait, the most dominant tag team in EEW, securing yet another victory! See we are undefeated as a tag team, when is a team finally going to step up and give us competition?" DJ turned to Falco. Laughing."Not anytime soon right?"The fans began to boo team Rock and Flock. "Aww, come on don't boo, you all should be cheering! This is the Rock and Flock Connection maintaining their undefeated streak! We have to be the most dominant tag team that you the fans have ever gawked your eyes upon. One day when your all old and withering away you can tell your children and grand children that you, had the opportunity to witness the most powerful, the most dominant, the most fastest team in Speed, AND EEW maintain their tag team championships, once again... -Ryan "The Icon" defeated James Rivers with a Swinging Neckbreaker in a good match. -Brantley Summers defeated Sean Rowe with a roll-up after Sean injured his leg in a good match. - PAUL HEYMAN'S SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT!Quote: Old-School ECW Theme hits the arena as the crowd cheers Paul Heyman as he makes his way to the ring. The EEW Chairman smiles at the fans and then asks for a mic, suddenly looking saddened. "My friends....." He starts, finding it hard to complete the sentence. "My friends, the EEW fans...." He stops again, but the crowd gives him a pop. "My friends....who would have thought that....nearly two years after EEW was created.....that it would grow to be such a huge promotion in such a short space of time. "I have you guys to thank for that." He acknowledges the fans, as they begin a E-E-DUB chant! "I feel on top of the world right now....but now I feel that I have done eveything I can for EEW." The crowd is confused. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am announcing......my.....my retirement." The crowd boos wildly. "EEW will go on without me, it will be in the very capable hands of Mr. Jaydan and Mr. Barker. I just want to say thank you....and goodbye." Shockingly, the uninvited WWFG Owner Timothy James Haynie walked to the ring. With Heyman retiring, TJH wanted to become the new Owner so that he could have a monopoly on the industry. Heyman instantly said no! Various EEW wrestlers came out to thank Heyman and various came out for the opposite, ensuring another huge EEW Brawl! After the brawl, it was announced that a match at Anarchy Rulz will decide EEWs future! A 5 vs 5 Tornado Tag Match with the winner getting control of EEW!
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:27 pm
Monday Night Burn 05/09/08
Heyman is gone! The Main Event-Harli vs Chris Chaos w/'The Talented One' Cartwright and Steve Sparks - AGTT stays on a roll. As they prove their ability to work as a team even in a singles match was too much for Harli to conquer as Chris Chaos wins by rolling up Harli when Cartwright distracted him.
- Cartwright Calls out Harli - Cartwright challenged Harli to a title match and coaxed him into getting into the ring. After a few harsh words the two were joined by Shadow who revealed that Harli never competed against Shadow for the title and that Harli is in fact not the EEW champion. Shadow challenged Harli to a Rage In A Cage match for the EEW Heavyweight Championship. Harli was then attacked and laid out by Shadow's bodyguard Animok.EEW Television ChampionshipTriple Threat Match-Jed (C) vs Saint Joey vs Snypa - In the last moments of the match. Saint Joey swooped in neutralising Snypa and stealing the victory by pinning Jed.EEW Saints PromoExtremist-Saint-Joey The heretic is always better dead... The lights came on in the EEW arena. The fans were packed into the arena, a full house. They looked onwards towards the ring, where one man was standing. This man automatically got a standing ovation, and the fans began to scream his name.
Saint Joey looked around, a grin on his face. He held the EEW Saints title over his shoulder, and a mic in his hand. He chuckled as he raised the microphone to his mouth.
"Is somebody missing... this?"
Joey raised the title above his head, laughing all the while. The footage of how the title came into his posession showed on the titantron, a clip of him sneaking up on Jed for a roll-up. Many of the crowd hated Jed's 'blasphemous' ways, and so cheered him. However, several also hated him for stealing a title he did not deserve to hold, and for stealing the chance from Minion.
"Jed... yes, we had a match for the title. And it appears as though I lost... or did I?"
The crowd looked confused, and they turned to eachother to try and work out what Joey was talking about...
"You want the truth? No. I did not lose the match. In fact, our match lasted a week. It only ended when I pinned you... in the centre of the ring...
You just saw the footage. I know, many of you don't believe me. I tapped out, right?
Yes. I did tap out. Take a look..."
Footage of Joey tapping outside of the ring, on top of Jed's blessed table, is shown on the titantron.
Joey grinned. He pulled a piece of paper from his pocket, which had some text on it. It appeared to be a list of rules from EEW (yes, there are RULES in EEW)!
"As you can see, I tapped outside of the ring. And as the rules here clearly state... *ahem*... all pin-falls and submissions must occur inside the ring! Therefore, the match didn't end until I pinned Jed. Therefore, your winner...
AND NEEEEEEEW EEW SAINTS CHAMPION...
THE GRIM REAPERS PEN PAL...
THE ULTIMATE MACHO MAN...
SAAAAAINT - ********- JOOOOEEEEEY!!!!"
Joey threw the mic to the side as he grinned, and 'St. Jimmy' by Green Day began to play. Joey's reign over the EEW Saints title had officially begun! ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
- Brandon Damone w/Jarel Damone vs Janelle Damone w/Zarel Damone - Match was pulled from the Card by EEW management. The Extreme EnquireSnypa confronted his former partner Atrocity xXx and his new partner Walt! - Rhamm and Hangover vs The Cardok-Saint Connection - At the end of a hard fought battle. Rhamm and Hangover nailed Cardok with thier finisher 'Bailey's On the Rocks for the three count. Can Rhamm and Hangover now defeat the former Tag Team Champions The Inquisition to become the number one contendors for the EEW Tag Team Championships? The Ultimate Player Kill. [Anonymous Vignette][TF] Xero The camera shook around in a prison cell, twiching from prison mate to prison mate. The camera now started to turn static, showing glimpses of a dirty blonde man, who looked to be in his mid twenties, and of course, he was. The man looked at the fans that stook out of the cells and he spat their way, making many prisoners spitting back or throwing up their hands with middle fingers. The man shrugged it off and looked back ot the camera, slowly walking towards the other side of the prison. He shot a look at the camera, looking dissapointed.
"Behind me, you see rapists, murderers, theives, serial killers, from all over the nation. In this very prison, Folsom Prison that is, lurks Charlie Manson, the biggest loser of the bunch. At least, the bunch that is already here. And I grew up here, I have experience with this kind of tendancy. You see, this EEW roster so far is full of ignorance and cockiness, or lack thereof." The man shrugged his shoulders and sat down on a bench across from a prison cell. "Hey tubby, what are you in here for, animal cruelty? I'm sure that dog got it easy though since your stomach looks like it has plenty of room." The guy was throwing cuss words like left and rights at a mosh pit. 'Anonymous' chuckled and looked back at the camera. "That isn't nearly the worst.
"This prison can't find the worst of the scumbags, you know why? Cause EEW already found them, and I'm here to put them in their place. You see," the man said turning his body towards the camera. "these men behind me gave it all. All their effort, all their heart, and whatever was left of their brains. But they commited crimes and felonies, which led them to lose it all. All emotion, all peers, all possesions." The man nodded to a prison guard who walked passed him with a little smile right before turning back to the camera. "And that cop right there, cop, uhmm..." He turned towards the cops directions, only to get an answer. "Officer McJimsney has everything. A home, a wife, a few kids, hell, he's on top of the world in this place. Because he took the right path.
"He thought about things before he did them, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't drink. And he may not be a good man. For all we know, he might break a law or two daily. But he wasn't caught, and hell, he doesn't have to be honorable; he has to be smart. Unfortunately, Monday Night Burn's roster has none of those traits, unlike myself. So, EEW, any of you guys... while you give it all in your matches against the likes of Cartwright, C2, Kelly King 2.0, just remember this. Think about what you're doing when you step into the ring with me. Because likely so, give it all... and lose it all." 'Anonymous' got up and walked forward at a normal pace. "Let's get out of this Skanktown now." The man left the prison building, and the camera faded to black. The Manhattan Project vs Poisin [NO CONTEST] - A hallow ending when Poisin snapped mid-match and got the match stopped by attacking a EEW official. For the safety of the EEW fans and staff. Security separated the two. A Tag Team Celebration Gone BadKalcos "Indestructible" plays in the arena as everybody is booing the EEW Tag Team Championship contenders, The Cardok-Saint connection. The ring has a black mat over it. They appear from backstage with dress clothes on. They walk down the ramp, first looking cocky and confident, now they aggressive and mad about halfway down. They see a sign that says The Marines Are Better and Cardok pulls it out of a fans hands and he rips it. Dark Saint rakes the mans eyes. Cardok and Saint look at each other, looking mad but then laugh, probably because they got a kick out of insulting the EEW fan. They both get to the ring and climb in. They officials to get them mics, so they do. "Hello EEW!" Cardok says this as many boos are heard and again Dark Saint and Cardok are mad. "EEW needs to respect us! Were Burn's hope for the tag team titles!," Cardok says. "EEW, we are your saints, we will save you from the powers of the Marines. They are weak, we are strong! Today is our celebration!," Dark Saint follows up. "So today you see us here in nice clothes! We want you fans to cheer us as we all stand here in celebration for our efforts!," Cardok says with a serious look on his face. The fans boo and Cardok is getting very enraged. "You fans! I've tried to reason with you! Praise us now! We dominated to get our shot at the titles! You know what, you don't deserve this celebration! We know we are the best! What you get is what you see! The aerodynamic superstar that is taking EEW by storm. Dark Saint and the former renegade, the assault, John Cardok! Together, known as the Cardok-Saint connection! Unstoppable!," Cardok says. "We're out of here! We'll have a party in the locker rooms!" Cardok and Dark Saint storm out of the ring area. Nice promo!
-Cartwright- Atrocity vs Bryan Bain - Atrocity sent a message to his former partner when he knocked Bryan Bain out with a steal chair. Ending a very entertaining match. Heyman is gone!- Cartwright The Burn Theme Tune hits the arena as Mr. Jaydan makes his way to the ring followed by Drowns Mr. Barker to Drowns Theme Tune. They both have mics in their hands. "At EEW Barely Legal 2008, Former Chairman Paul Heyman announced his retirement...." Mr. Jaydan reminds us to boos. "....And he left me and Mr. Jaydan in-charge, making us Co-Chairman of EEW!" Mr. Barker announces to cheers. "Now I'm going to be the first to announce some major changes to EEW..." Jaydan starts "...there will be budget cuts in....." "BOOOOOOOOORING!" Mr. Barker replies as the crowd responds with a "BORING" chant! Mr. Jaydan just looks annoyed at the fans and Barker. "As Co-Chairman of EEW and GM of Drown, I will have plenty of exciting announcements to make!" Mr. Barker states. "But first I'm going to be drawing up some plans! Already me and Mr. Jaydan have agreed to call-up some developmental talent to our shows and..." "That's enough for now!" Jaydan cuts Mr. Barker off! "Remember you shouldn't reveal your entire hand at once!" Jaydan winks, maybe a hint at further announcements to come? "I alrady have something big planned for the upcoming Burn shows, so everybody keep watching EEW to find out what the announcements are!" Mr. Jaydan plugs the show as Burns Theme hits the arena and they both head to the back. Appeared for a contract signing with EEW's Jaydan. in a rare moment the co-Chairman of EEW recieved the crowd's support as he bodly defended EEW. This event also sparked the first round of Drafts_________________________________ Thursday Night Drown 05/09/08
Barker is Barking Mad! The Main Event- Marxx vs Kelly King 2.0 w/Dylan Farr - Using Kelly King's lack of focus, Marxx nailed the Leaving Marxx for the pinfall!-Joshua Danielson vs Johnathan Riker - Riker picked up an impressive victory with a cradle suplex.Special Referee=Minion- Lauri Henry vs Mavlik Young - Minion obviously had his side chosen in the match. Although Lauri Henry came out on top. Minions actions forced EEW management to take action of their own.Cartwright Mr. Barker suddenly appears on the titantron to cheers! "Minion, your officiating of this match has been so utterly biased that I can no longer sit back and watch! You must be punished!" He says to cheers. "Your punishment will take place at Anarchy Rulz, against Lauri who you have been cheating in this match, in a weapons filled cage match! I call it THE EXTREME CELL! IN YOUR HOMETOWN of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada!" He announces to huge cheers! -Travis Nightsky vs Freakshow - -Nuclear Fusion- Nuke wasn't going to let Travis win, by any means necessary.
Running over, Nuke went for a hard kick in to the side of Travis' head!
The same place he had hit after their boxing match, on the Announcer's Table..
Dragging Freakshow over to Travis, he laid his arm over Travis' body, as the ref began to count!
Nuke even stood there to make sure the ref counted quickly.. -Adam Mastrocola vs Nuke Fusion - Nuke showed the world just how bullish and aggressive he could be in this match when he dominated Adam Mastracola.-Shredder vs Jacob Meyers - Match pulled due to Jacob Meyer being released from his EEW Contract.-Mr. X vs Hotstuff - In a vicious battle Hernandez came out on top when he nailed Mr. X with the border toss.- Tygre vs Creeker w/Tank - The Inquisition interfered attacking Kodiak and Tank sending a mesage to The Marines and providing a distraction just long enough for Tigre to take advantage of and secure a victory.'Dat A'int Right - The Inquisition layed down a challenge to the Marines. for a very special rematch for the EEW Tag Team Championship which was accepted by The MarinesMixed-Up Tag Team Madness-Silverback, Pimp and K-Dog vs Matt Shanahan, Walt and Kodiak - Silverback and K-Dog put up a fight, but in the end the numbers game caught up to them when their third partner was taken out early in the match.Debut MatchKJ Newfoundland vs 187 - Newfoundland wasted no time making a name for himself when he defeated 187 in his debut match!Loser Gets Fired Match-Christina vs Chris Morgan - The match never took place. Chris Morgan no-showed due to the fact that he was released prior to the match for violsting EEW's Health and Wellness Policy.The After-PartyJoshua Danielson became the ultimate buzz kill and brought The After Party to a screeching halt when he attacked Marxx busting him open.Barker is Barking Mad!Mr. Barker explained that his actions towards Nuke was long comming revenge. Which lead to Nuke goading and provoking Barker to accept a one on one match up at Anarchy Rules!
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:48 am
EEW Anarchy Rulz 2008 EEWs Comes to Canada Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada The Main EventEEW World ChampionshipRage in a Cage- Harli (C) vs Shadow Worthy of the main event, Shadow and Harli contested with each other over who was the real champion in Shadow's favorite match: Rage in a Cage. Despite Animok's best efforts to help his master, Harli was able to put Shadow down and out to retain the title.Special Attraction MatchFive vs Five Tornado Tag MatchTeam EEWSaint Joey
Freakshow
Chrono
Esoteric
Chris Chaos
vs Team WWFGJed Nuke Fusion Matt Stone Scott Christina Parks If Team WWFG wins then TJH will become EEWs new Owner!
Looks like TJH won't be getting another franchise! Heyman's handpicked team went toe-to-toe with favorites from WWFG and while the contest seemed to be back and forth throughout the match, EEW emerged to keep the brand right where it is.Upper CardEEW Television ChampionshipI Quit Match- Saint Joey vs Jed One of the more interesting matches, Joey had to leave the match after a kick to his gut from Jed caused trauma to his liver. Throwing up profusively, EMT's rushed him to the back where he was declared unable to compete, thus making him quit on the spot. Looks like Jed got the easy win out of this one! ((Yeah I made this up. Sue me.)) Barbed-Wire Match- Atrocity XXX vs Snypa After suffering major incisions from bits of barbed wire and delivering a beating not only to himself but to Snypa, Atrocity was able to put down his former partner and walk away with all the booty-tang!- Marxx vs Joshua Danielson - Joshua Danielson stole a win when he rolled Marxx up using his pants to cheat his way to victory. Joshua then vacated the immediate area before Marxx could get his hands on him.EEW Tag Team Championships- The Marines (C) vs The Cardok-Saint Connection - The Marines let down the entire drown roster as The Cardok-Saint connection takes home the EEW Tag Team Championships. Middle CardThe Extreme Cell- Lauri Henry vs Minion - Lauri Henry picks up a victory when Minion passed out while locked in a crossface bringing an end to a grueling match.Special Referee=Travis Nightsky- Mr. Barker vs Nuke Fusion - Nuke Fusion took home a victory. Much to the shock of the crowd Matt Seraph made a surprising guest appearance interrupting the match between Travis Nightsky Mr. Barker. By attacking Mr. Barker's tag team partner Special Guest Referee Travis Nightsky, and becoming the new unofficial referee and counted the pin fall for Nuke.Number One Contenders to the EEW Tag Team Championships- Rhamm and Hangover vs The Inquisition After Tav and Eso thugged it up with Rhamm and Hangover, the two teams duked it out in one hell of a contest. But in the end, Tav was Gangsta' Smooth after Eso hit the Druid's wake on Hangover, securing themselves a shot at the titles!
Debut Match- The Manhattan Project w/Roxxie vs ChronoAfter some intense b***h-fighting in the ring, Chrono disqualified himself in a bit of rage, thus giving the Manhattan Project his first victory in EEW!EEW Estremo Championship- Matt Shanahan (C) defeated Pimpin' Damita AcePimp Squad did commentary as Pimpin' was suffering a injury. Damita accepted Matts open challenge. - Jarel Damone defeated Zarel DamoneLower CardX-Treme Championship- Johnathan Riker (C) defeated Freakshow - Although the win on record goes to Riker. Some would argue that Freakshow was the true winner after his vicious post-match attack on the champ. - Mr. X vs KJ Newfoundland - K.J picks up the win via pinfall after nailing his 'Newfoundland' finisher to end a dull match.- Mavlik Young vs Ballsack Billy host EEW' Kiss Cam! - had to fill time. Mavlik no-showed. xd - Mystique and Chloe defeated Damita Ace and Samantha LyonIf Damita and Lyon win, Lyon gets a title shot at December To Dismember 2008. If the other team wins then whoever got the pinfall gets the title match! Mystique pinned Damita. - Adam Mastrocola vs Matt Seraph - I love it when people fix thier own no-shows. G.W.S. ((I'm taking the auto-win, because if you can't be arsed to keep up with your guilds, don't join. It's been four days and the guy hasn't given me a reason or anything. Cartwright, if you want to give him more time, just get rid of this post and I'll roll with it.)) "Well, looks like Adam Masturbator or whatever his name is isn't coming." Seraph says, and the fans boo. "Too bad, because I was looking forward to killing this ********' guy and proving that not only am I as good as I say I am...but, how should I put this, good as gold. I guess he had a hot date with his right hand or something." Laughter and boos this time from Canada's EEW faithful. "You know, I'm in a generous mood tonight, so I'll give the homo ten seconds to get out here. 10, 9...3, 2, 1. Well, looks like jerk-off couldn't be bothered to get in this ring and get his a** scorched like we all knew he would, so do your thing, announcer man." The negative response is huge as Seraph calls for the forfeit win. "Here is your winner, Matt "The God" Seraph! He improves to 1-0 in EEW." The announcer says. Seraph does his six-shooter pose again, then walks out of the ring. -PAUL HEYMAN INTERVIEW! Quote: Just after Speeds World Title match, Ring Announcer Larry Mooney and a cameraman spot Paul Heyman in the front row. "We found him ladies and gentlemen!" Mooney says, the crowd going wild when they see Heyman on the titantron, starting a 'PAULIE' and E-E-DUB!' chant! "It's great to see you Mr. Heyman! You are the former owner of EEW, it must be weird sitting with the fans rather than in the back!" Larry says. "Well yes and no Larry!" Heyman replies. "I am used to being in the back with the wrestlers, but I have faith in new Co-Owners Mr. Jaydan and Mr. Barker! I'm here to enjoy the show, see how they do without me and watch EEW kick WWFGs arse in the double Main Event tonight! EEW ain't going anywhere!" He hypes, prompting another EEW chant! "It's also great to be at EEWs first overseas show infront of these great Canadian fans!" He says to a cheap pop! "If I had the money Mr. Jaydan has I'd have come here anyday!" Quote: Just then as Heyman sat in his chair answering the question of the on-scene interviewer Larry Mooney. The crowd of people surrounding Paulie hid the unforeseen future. Suddenly from between two fans a pair of hands came out from behind the former EEW owner, and wrapped around his neck and chest, pulling him to the ground. The people around the vicinity quickly backed up too reveal Johnathan Riker assaulting Paul Heyman. As soon as Riker went to pull Heyman to the ground, he went to mount the sell-out and go for a flurry of vicious rights. Quote: Heyman is helpless as he gets choked from behind by Riker, nobody saw this coming! Larry desperately alerts the security guards who try to break Riker away from Heyman as he begins pounding him in the face with some vicious rights! What is wrong with this guy? the X-Treme Champion and X-Treme arsehole has no reason to assault Heyman, who is only here to cheer on EEW in Canada! Quote: Riker reluctantly stops attacking Heyman as security breaks him away from the former EEW owner. The crowd erupts into a heavy assault of boos, and insults towards the X-Treme champion. Riker just pushes his hair out of his face and climbs over the barricade, going over to the time keeper's area to grab a mic. Grabbing a mic Johnathan continues to slowly circle the ring. "Heyman! You think this over Paulie?! Huh, you p***y b***h!" Johnathan spoke like he was tired. Through his rough voice was clearly heard. Johnathan then rolled into the ring, getting to his feet to speak again. "There's a saying Heyman... Don't start what you can't finish." Johnathan looked to Paul Heyman dropping the mic in the middle of the ring. He rolled out and made his way back up the ramp, the crowd booing wildly. Quote: The camera zoomed into Heyman, who has a black eye forming from where Riker had repeatedly punched him in his sickening assault, Fans can be seen in shock, tears and anger towards Riker. Heyman is their EEW Messiah! You just don't do that, it's the most disgusting thing these fans have ever witnessed.....and they have seen a Snypa match! EMTs rush towards Heyman as he slumped to the floor losing conciousness. This looks deadly serious. What did Riker mean? What had he started with Riker? -James Rivers (C) vs Sean Rowe ~Sean Rowe defeated James Rivers to become the NEW EEWS Champion!~EEWS Tag Team Championships-The Rock and Flock Connection (C) vs Justin and Alex Stripe vs Jack James and Matt Spradlin ~Jack James & Matt Spradlin defeated The Rock and Flock Connection, to become the NEW EEWS Tag Team Champions thanks to Falco turning on his partner DJ towards the end of the match!~Fatal Fourway Match-Damian Le vs The Ripper vs Ryan 'The Icon' vs Trevor Cash ~Ryan 'The Icon' defeated Damian Le, Trevor Cash, and the Ripper!~-Bounty vs Trytan ~Bounty defeated Trytan.~Pre-Show NotesQuote: EEW Anarchy Rulz 2008 will be the first EEW Pay-Per-View held in Canada! Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada to be precise! It is the Hometown of the legendary 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper and also EEW Drown wrestler Minion! The stadium sold out as soon as tickets went on sale in August! One match certain to take place is The Extreme Cell featuring Lauri Henry vs Minion, which should be a real treat for the Canadian fans! Also, Former Owner of EEW PAUL HEYMAN will be in attendance to support new Co-Owners Mr. Jaydan and Mr. Barker in their first PPV in-charge....and EEWs away from it's home territory in the UK! Rumor has it that EEW has signed a HUGE internatonal star who will make his first apperance for EEW at Anarchy Rulz! Anarchy Rulz is shaping-up to be a HUGE event! The only thing that could possibly top it is EEWs THIRD Birthday show the following month! Things are as exciting as always in EEW!
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:50 pm
Monday Night Burn 05/11/08
EEWs Third Birthday! National Indoor Arena, UK, West Midlands EEW World ChampionshipSteel Splinters Match- Harli (C) vs Cartwright vs Shadow vs Kelly King 2.0Quote: To win this match you must first qualify to climb the ladder and grab the EEW World Championship by putting your opponent through a table. - Jed (C) and Matt Shanahan(C) vs Saint Joey and KodiakFirst Ever 5 seconds of Hell Match- Travis Nightsky vs Nuke FusionQuote: The ring is surrounded by Tables, Ladders, Chairs and Chains. The ring ropes are replaced by barbed wire and you must pin your opponent for five seconds instead of the standard three! - Cardok-Saint Connection (C) vs The InquisistionEEW Vixens Championship- Damita (C) vs Samantha Lyon X-Treme ChampionshipBattle Royal- Johnathan Riker (C) vs Freakshow vs Snypa vs Atrocity XXX vs Lauri Henry vs Minion vs Marxx vs Joshua Danielson vs Poisin vs Tavarius vs Esoteric vs The Manhattan Project- Chrono vs Matt SeraphDebut Match- Christoper Cross vs Jacob FigginsNumber One Contenders to the EEW Tag Team Championships- Lauri Henry and Minion vs LWO (187 and Hotstuff)Unfortunately for Lauri, Minion failed to show-up for the match. The numbers game was too much for Lauri. LWO get a big victory tonight on the Birthday Show! Debut Match- Pimp vs KaiDebut Match- Simon Price vs Kevin ZBryan Bain has a special announcement too!Debut Match- Jimmy Amore vs Tyson Parks /w Christina ParksTyson pinned Jimmy after sending him crashing through FOUR tables in a mad stunt to end a great match! Co-Chairmen's Special AnnouncementsPre-show NotesQuote: The Birthday Show in November will be EEWs THIRD! Wow, three years of EEW, who would have thought it? There are plenty of things to look forward too! Speed will take place as usual but there will not be a Drown show! Why? Because The Birthday Show on Burn will feature wrestlers from both shows! The Drown forum will be used for another special event! Take a guess! Last years EEW Birthday Show was highlighted by Shadows first EEW World Championship victory which famously became the longest World title reign in EEW history! It has been confirmed that the TLCart match will return for the World Championship! This obviously means Harli or Shadow will face 'The Talented One' Cartwright.....but who else will be involved? Four Speeders will be drafted to the main roster at The Birthday Show! Two to Burn and two to Drown, but who will Jaydan and Barker choose? Mr. Jaydan and Mr. Barker will also make some surprise announcements. Rumor has it that they will use The Birthday Show as a the perfect place to end the old Paul Heyman Era of EEW and start their own! Finally, last years Birthday Show had a very popular feature that will return! Simply put, it is called "Your memories of EEW". Long time fans will know all about it! EEW December To Dismember 2008 EEW at the O2 Arena London, United Kingdom The Main EventFalls Count AnywhereFour vs Four Elimination Tag Team Match-'The Talented One' Cartwright, Chris Chaos and The Cardok Saint-Connection vs The Tapout Mafia and Chris Cross - The tapout Mafia took the win! Shortly after Nuke pinned Chris Chaos on the ramp eliminating him the lights cut out in the arena. Several moments passed leaving the fans confused. When they came back on Both members of the Cardok-Saint Connection were both at the top of the stage, tied to giant crosses and covered in blood. Their tag team titles were strapped around thier waist a clear message of who did it and what the motives were. The remaining members of the match stared on in confusion, but it all clicked that Cartwright was the sole surviving member of his team. Cartwright was quickly put away via Fusion Cutter, giving the Tapout Mafia and Chris Cross the victory.Upper CardFirst Blood RulesFour vs Four Elimination Tag Team Match-Harli, Saint Joey, Marxx and Rhamm vs Shadow, Jed, Joshua Danielson, and Johnathen Riker - With the disappearance of Saint Joey from the scene due to a kidney injury, it was only Harli, Rhamm, and Marxx to fend for themselves. Jed evened up the odds by putting himself on the commentator's table, and offered insight on the match and his own personal issues. While each participant got their own taste of the action with their own respected rivals, it was a surprise turn around late match that led to victory for Shadow, Jed, Joshua Danielson, and Johnathan Riker. After Harli missed a bat shot onto Shadow, he was blinded by Black Mist which led Shadow the opportunity to turn right around into Rhamm and plant him with a Blackout Stunner! After that, Marxx came in to lay it on Shadow with a Marxx-mission, but after Joshua slammed a chair over Marxx's head, the blood began to flow and thus made the loss for Marxx and his team a done deal.-Jarel Damones Surprise Promo! - Jarel called out his younger brother. The two took a much needed tip down memory lane. Only the future may can tell what is in store for the Damone family.- Chrono vs Kelly King 2.0 - In a match that everyone thought 2.0 would come out on top, Chrono came in and shocked both 2.0 and everyone else. While 2.0 had Chrono in a perfect spot for a treasured Indian Deathlock, Chrono shoved 2.0 away with a thrust of the legs. Then after 2.0 missed a haymaker, Chrono fired back with a kick to 2.0's gut and then an impressive Enigmatic Endgame! After that, it wasn't impossible to see the inevitable 1, 2, 3.
- The Inquisistion and Atrocity vs Snypa and The LWO (187 and Hotstuff) - What was supposed to be a tag-team match only turned out into a bad night for Atrocity. After The Inquisition laid on some old payback from Bloody Reich on the former member, the Esoterydactle and the Tavmanian Devil exchanged some words with the Cardok-Saint Connection. Afterwards, two new arrivals to EEW came out to attack The Inquisition, who barely escaped a hellish beating!
MidcardReturn Match- Jacob Meyers vs Jacob Figgins DJ - Many were expecting to see some Jacob on Jacob action, minus the homosexuality of that picture. But with Figgins out of the picture, it was the surprise of DJ that took Figgins' place. Regardless of the change in the opponent, Meyers' picture of victory was developed, framed, and shipped. After the former Canadian Crusader planted DJ in the back of the head with Sudden Impact, it was a short time after that EEW witnessed another victory with a little help from the Thunder Bay Driver.
-The Manhattan Project vs Freakshow - It was a ferocious battle between two of EEW's resident, side-show attractions. Between chair-shots and trashcan lids, TMP got Freakshow's vicious side, and Freakshow got the royally-sealed a** kicked out of him by TMP. While it was a slugfest from the get-go, the tide was turned after TMP missed a U-235 when his momentum got reversed into a sickening Spinebuster at the hands of Freakshow. Soon after that, it was Gothic Spike, goodnight, good fight. - Lauri Henry and Minion vs The Marines - In a twisted turn of events, the Marines gave Lauri and Minion the win, due to a No Show. Awfully uncharacteristic of the Tag Team Champions, the winners had a few things to say about their victory.
Lauri "Yeah, yeah I know... I don't like this much either but obviously the Marines don't consider us worth their time..." Minion "Well... I guess you're right, Lauri, but maybe that's not it... maybe when they heard about the Combined NWF World Champs, they turned tail and ran!" He pauses for a second "But you know what? I don't think that was very fair for you.... how about, on the next show, we take on LWO! get some of that awesome revenge you've been looking for! in fact, how about we take them on... in an EXTREME CELL MATCH!" "After that match, when the LWO is being carted out on a stretcher, THEN, you can give me your answer... Champ!" - Travis Nightsky vs Bryan Bain - Since joining the ranks of EEW, Travis Nightsky has amazed his fans with dynamic maneuvers and matches that have been near top-tier with some of the best EEW has ever produced. His match with Bryan Bain was no exception. Though an odd pairing, they proved to be at par with each other in terms of speed and technicality. From DDT's to Suplexes, to almost every trick in the book, they exchanged blow for blow all the way to the very end. At that end however, it was a swift Enziguri to the back of Bain's head, followed by The Travesty that secured the 1,2,3, and another victory in the book of Nightsky.Return Match- Johnny" Bloody" Raven vs Poisin - In his return match, Johnny Raven had his work cut out for him, as he had to take on a man a hundred pounds heavier: Poisin. While Johnny held his own in the beginning, he soon became victim to the size-advantaged of Poisin. Throughout the match, Johnny was seen being tossed around the ring into the mat, the ropes, the turnbuckles, just about everywhere. The flow of the match turned to Johnny's favor after he got a rake to Poisin's eyes and then a Bulldog to the ground. Then after a series of clotheslines, another boot to the face took Johnny to the ground. After that, Poisin had Johnny in the perfect position for a Powerbomb, but a low-blow from the Grunge Master stunned Poisin long enough for a kick to the gut and then a Bloody Feather DDT for Johnny's successful return to EEW!Lower Card-Mr. X vs Matt Shanahan - While Mr. X threw Matt over the top rope, Matt was able to stay on the apron by holding onto the top rope and swing his body around to land on the apron. After X turned around to see the results of his actions, his face was brought crashing down onto the top rope by Matt after he grabbed it and stepped backwards to the concrete below. The end result was X stumbling backwards into the ring with his face stinging from the impact. In the meantime, Matt was able to slide back into the ring and stalk X down. After X got back into the upright position, he found a beefy hand around his neck and then a sharp pain in his back after Matt lifted him up in the air and sent him crashing into his knee for a Dumpster Slam. Soon after, it was picking up the scraps for Matt as he secured the 1, 2, 3.-Kevin Z vs AnimokReturn Match- Ryuu Sakamoto vs Falco Debut Match-Jimmy Amore vs Tyson Parks-Pimp vs HangoverDebut Match- Jiro vs K-Dogg -Mystique, Chloe and Mary vs Damita Ace, Cassidy Cartwright and Samantha Lyon Due to the absence of 4 out of 6 competitors, the match has been replaced to a title defense from Damita Ace versus the current #1 contender, Mystique- Damita Ace(c) vs Mystique - In what was supposed to be a rumble of boobs and estrogen, turned into only a one on one match of boobs, estrogen, and a Bi-sexual. Yet another clash between the two Vixens took place in the squared circle. After much harassment on Damita's part to Mystique, Mystique was able to take a part of France and smack Vixen's Champion around. What started as a fight between two girls turned into a straight-up brawl as brown muscle went up against French Cream. After hitting a Snap Suplex on Damita, Mystique repeatedly smashed Damita's head into the canvas, eventually having to be pulled off by the ref. Pulling Damita onto her feet, Mystique whipped Damita into the corner and ran for a splash, but ended up getting a face-full of boot. A Neckbreaker later, Mystique found herself in the Grim Reaper Grip and with her head already spinning, had no choice but to tap to the Proud Bisexual.-Christina Parks vs Ballsack Billy-Mary's Hospital Promo Dark Match(Untelevised) - Tidus v.s Sephiroth EEW SpeedEEWS World Championship-Sean Rowe(C) vs Matt Stone- Bounty Hunter vs Evan Saninja -Wayne Andrews vs Justin McCormick-Alex Stripe and Paul Harris vs The Monk and Matt Spradlin- Mr. Barker confronts Mr. Jaydan over The Birthday Show incident!
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:08 pm
Monday Night Burn 10/01/09
World Championship Tournament 1! The Main Event-Cartwright defeated Kai with his finisher The Cartwright Crash in a fun match. Nuke tried to interfere but he was cut-off by Harli! By defeating Kai, Cartwright is on his way towards revenge against The TapOut Mafia who attacked him at the Birthday Show! Return Match- CwP defeated Matt Seraph easily with his submission finisher, The CwPmission. - Out of the Shadow (Animok Promo)Quote: The titantron came to life, and showed the image of a room in what appeared to be a warehouse stacked with wooden crates lit by a single red light somewhere in the backround. The camera panned to Animok who sat on one of the crates leaning forward. His dreadlocks fell into his face concealing it from view.
"Harli... Nuke Fusion... You two were booked to face eachother at the House Party. I however went and once more interjected myself where I don't belong, and now our match is a triple threat."
Animok whipped his head back sending his hair flying out of his face. He met the camera with a sneer.
"Master Shadow said its time for me to make my own name for myself, and what better way than for me to beat the man that beat my master, and take out the man who disrespected my Master... and me."
Standing up Animok approached the camera, sticking his face into up close.
"And Nuke... should you consider putting things into your mouth again... I will break your teeth out so you can't bite down you [BLEEEEEP]"
Sitting back down on the crate Animok let out a chuckle.
"So it seems it is time for me to take what I learned from Shadow, and apply it into my own career. I will use all my anger, and all my hate, and even if I don't walk out victorious will all remember me. YOU WILL ALL REMEMBER ANIMOK!"
The Camera faded out leaving the audience to ponder what Animok was truely capable of. -Nuke Fusion defeated Chris Chaos in a inactive, boring match. - After The Fall (Chris Chaos Promo after match)Quote: *Chaos picks up the mic he recently threw at the ref* Chaos: As you all know, there have been rumors as to if I will leave EEW. The Rumors are indeed true. For now, I need a break from the wrestling business. As you all know, I am also an MMA fighter. I need to focus more on my MMA Career. I recently also quit EEW's brother company, SWA. For now, I just need to focus on MMA. *fans start chanting don't go* Chaos: I would like to thank you guys for cheering me on every night, whether I was a face or a heel. I would like to leave you guys with this one thought. In the wrestling business, you never say never. There WILL be one day when I return to the company. Could be in a month, could be next year. I don't know. We'll just have to wait and see. I would also like to thank the boys in the back. I'm leaving with some great memories. Cartwright is one in particular I'd like to thank. You're like a brother to me man. I'd like to thank you for taking me into this company and ultimately joining the now defunct America's Greatest Tag Team. It's up to you now as to whether it still lives on. *Fans chant AGTT* Chaos: That's all I have to say. I'd like you guys to know, if and when I do come back. I will be putting the present EEW champion, whomever it may be, on notice. I will be coming after your belt. Good night, and thanks for the memories guys. *Chaos drops the mic as Devour begins to play for perhaps the last time in the EEW arena* -Rhamm defeated Shadow in a good match. World Championship Tournament Match Three-Jacob Meyers defeated Chrono in a great match. -Chris Cross defeated Travis Nightsky with a Code Breaker in a AMAZING match! -Harli defeated Atrocity XXX in a great match. - Samantha Lyon returns to EEW Quote: Out Here All Night by Damone hits, and the fans don't know how to react. They look to the entrance ramp, and to their surprise, they see Samantha Lyon make her entrance in EEW for the first time in months. The camera focuses in on her entrance to give the viewers at home a better view of her new punk look. The crowd cheers as she gets a mic from the ring announcer. "First of all, I wanna thank the EEW fans! You've all been really great to me during this recovery process and you have no idea how much that means. Thank you all." There is more cheering. "You're probably all wondering why I did what I did, and that's something I intend to answer, but not tonight. I mean, my family's watching and I don't wanna do that to them. But while I was in therapy, I had this huge breakthrough. You...wouldn't want me to tell you, would you?" Judging by the fans' response, they're clearly interested in what the Alpha Female has to say. "Matt, if you wouldn't mind coming out here, we need to talk." I'm Not Jesus by Apocalyptica & Corey Taylor plays and Matt Seraph walks down to the ring, forgoing his usual audience-taunting this time. "Sammy, I -" Seraph is cut off. "Save it. You pushed me to this. You cheat on me, you insult me, you've even beat me a couple times. Why am I even still talking to you? This is over. Go find yourself another lap dog." With that, Samantha slaps Matt so hard it can be heard in the front row. Seraph rubs his cheek a bit. "Oh, and if you even think about touching me I'll have you arrested for assault. Sucks to get hit and humiliated and not be able to do anything, huh?" Pendulum - Propane Nightmares
Trumpets blared around the arena, and the crowd went ballistic, every single one of them standing up to jeer 'The Prodigy'.
Something's tearing me down and down
And I can't but feel it's coming from you
She's a gunshot bride, With a trigger cries
I just wonder what we've gotten our selves into...
The usual light effects didn't come on, but the fans were greeted from a one-finger salute from 'The Magnum Opus' Nuke Fusion. Making his way down the ramp, he stopped at the bottom and raised his hands, green pyro's shooting out of the four corners.
In a trail of fire I know we will be free again
In the end we will be one
In a trail of fire I burn before you bury me
Set your sights for the sun
Setting his sights firmly on Samantha, he slid in to the ring, and held out his hand for a microphone. It was reluctantly given to one of the most hated men in EEW, but they could do nothing to stop whatever was about to happen.
Mind is willing, Soul remains
This woman cannot be saved
From the drawn into the fire
Mind is willing, Soul remains
This woman cannot be saved
From the drawn into the fire
Anything to bring it on home
Bring it on home
Bring it on home
Bring it on home
As his music died down, Nuke squared up to the new 'punk' Samantha, eyeing her up...
 Although Samantha isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, Nuke's obvious staring doesn't escape her. "You know, Nuke, guys like you are the reason I'm into girls." "Well I thought the reason you were in to girls was because guys like us, myself and Matt...We're too 'big' for you. And you know exactly what I mean. That's right, bigger than a black man with a bottle of baby oil, and a porno mag." Nuke stepped back to hear the distinct jeers from the crowd. "Ladies and Gentlemen, ****** and Prostitutes, calm down. You can all have Samantha for a whole night, for the very reasonable price of...I dunno, Five Dollars? Oh, and that includes Matt's pimp commision." After this remark, Samantha is visibly furious. "Actually, the reason I like girls better is that, unlike my lazy jackass ex-boyfriend, occasionally I don't have to do all the work." She says, to huge cheers and laughs from the crowd. Nuke looks at Matt and shakes his head. "Dude, you gotta put in the effort sometimes. But then again, you did have Samantha to do that. I heard she could suck a golfball through a garden hose. Is it true?" Nuke seemed to have completely blanked Samantha now, and gone to gossip about her with Matt.. Samantha smiles sweetly and says into the mic, "You tell me, I mean, you're the expert on dicksucking here." The fans cheer, and it is apparent at this point that Samantha is no longer going to be a lap dog for the TapOut Mafia. That's when Nuke snapped. Rushing forward, he went to grab Samantha by the throat, and slam her in to the corner... Nuke and Matt beat her up good. -Johnny "Bloody" Raven and Hangover defeated Sean Rowe and The Manhattan Project -Bryan Bain and Animok defeated The Cardok-Saint Connection in a none-title match - One Last Challenge (Mystique Promo)Quote: In the city of dreams, you get caught up in the schemes
And fall apart in the seam ...
Tonight!
That boy he used to bomb, from B.K. to the Bronx
And it's the fortunate one ...
Who dies!Kevin Rudolf - NYC starts to play as Mystique appears from the entrance, carrying a microphone. She stays there for a second, looking at the cheering crowd. She not smiling or anything, which is not a very good sign about the mood of the French Vixen. She starts walking by the ring. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: Mystique!She comes closer from the steps, then climbs on them. She gets on the apron as the announcer puts his feet on the bottom rope to let her get in. He gets out of the ring, leaving Mystique in the middle of it, alone. Her music fades off, leaving "Mystique" chants as the only thing we could hear around the arena. Mystique: As most of you probably knows, 2008 has been really hard on me. I started the year on a good run, but then, just as I was going to claim the ultimate prize for my efforts, I had to be stopped by a dislocated shoulder, forcing me to step out of my dream match with Tristianna Taylor at One Night Stand. Then, when I came back, a lot of women were gone: Phoenixfire, Nicoli Hunt, Tristianna, Codi Paige, Hayley Stone, just to name a few of the best Vixens who stepped in the same ring I'm standing in right now. Les temps ont changé, et je crois que je n'ai pas pu suivre ce changement.(Time changed, and I don't think I was able to follow these changes)The crowd was getting used to Mystique's french, so they looked at the tron when it started, and booed what they read. Mystique: But again, as I started to be convinced of that thought, there came a contendership, and another one, and another one. All was there to tell me "Ton ère n'est pas encore terminée", but as I was climbing the mountain, inches away from the top, I was always falling down.("Your era is not done yet")Mystique: Damita, I'll give you credit, you're an amazing performer, and you've been able to get in my head with that streak over me. But now, 2009 is a brand new year, and I'm ready to start it the right way. C'est pour cette raison que je suis ici, dans le ring, prête à te lancer un dernier défi au prochain PPV. Now, we'll get back to what made the strength of the division a long time ago, way before your time: the passion. Damita, you're bigger, stronger, and all, but if there's something I have that you don't, it is a undeniable passion for this industry. A passion so big that it gives me the strength to stand here and challenge you, despite all these times you beat and humiliated me in the past. You and me, one on one, one last encounter. Damita versus Mystique ... Ambulance match!(This is why I'm here, in this ring, ready to challenge you one last time for the next PPV.)She pronounced "Ambulance" in french, but the crowd still understood what she said (mostly because it's the same word). They erupted in cheers when they heard there would finally be a stipulation to that long rivalry between the two woman. Now it was to know if Damita was going to accept the challenge made by Mystique. Quote: I kissed a girl...
The lights start flashing red, pink, and purple.
And I liked it....
"I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry begins to play. Damita makes her way down to the ring in a 1999 Red Corvette. She exits the car, walking up the steps to the ring as she holds her custom Vixen's Championship. She holds up the championship in the air as the the lights go back to normal. "I came out here because when someone calls me out, I accept the challenge no matter who it is. I started in this industry in 2007, just making my name known here in the Land of Extreme. 2008 was a good run and after my first unsuccessful challenge for this championship on my shoulder, the second proved to be the charm."The fans clap, a Damita chant in the mix. "I almost ended 2008 on a pretty good and would've become the first female Estremo Champion, the belt that is currently being held by Matt Shanahan. 2008 was historic with the election of the Obamas as the United States' first African-American First Family and I'm proud to say I went home that Monday after Burn went off the air and voted the following Tuesday. I fell short of adding that landmark to the City of History."She turns to Mystique. "So, in fact, I do know how you feel about coming up short. This is 2009, Mystique, as you said. And I plan to bring in a new era as EEW's Number One Vixen. And no one will stop me. Not you or anyone else. Because contrary to what you just said, I have the passion that it takes to be a champion. It's not my size or strength that makes the difference between winning and losing, or champion and challenger: it's the heart. The heart to step between these ropes night in and night out and give these people, without whom I wouldn't be standing here as champion, the satisfaction of knowing....!" Damita pauses for a second as chants build up. Raising a hand to silence the crowd, she resumes. "That without regret, without fear, without doubt, and no matter the outcome, I made sure they got their money's worth in the moments they watched me bring my A, A-plus, and A-plus-plus game, no matter who the opponent was. So you stand in the center of this ring and you challenge me to an Ambulance Match at Guilty as Charged? Then I've only one thing to say to you...you're on!"-Chloe defeated Jenny Senmu in a inactive, boring match. Chrono's Contract Signing to BurnQuote: The Co-Owner and GM of Burn Mr. Jaydan makes his way to the ring to HUGE boos from the crowd. He shows no signs of caring as he enters the ring and grabs a mic. In his other hand is a clipboard. "Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight I appear infront of you to sign yet another great wrestler to Burn, bringing-in more ratings and profits from advertising and merchandise!" He gloats as the crowd jeers his every word. "In my hand here is a contract. A contract that will be signed right now! Please giv a warm, EEW welcome to CHRONOOOOO!" He announces, then pointing at the entrance ramp. Kuroki Kodou ~Yurugi Nai Omoi~ began to fill the arena, as the lights dimmed. Pyro stars begin to explode on the entrance ramp, as the audience prepares for Chrono to walk down the aisle. He steps through the curtain, and the crowd explodes, most of them give him a standing ovation. He's shown carrying a Burn shirt, as he makes his way to the ring. Chrono entered the ring, and looked over the clipboard that Jayden had in his hand. After reading it over, he took a mic from his backpocket, "I assume that I still get that empty arena match I asked about at December to Dismember.." he said as he read the fine print of the contract and signed it. "Absolutely." Jaydan says with confidence. "There will nobody around except you and Cartwright. I will have security surround all the entrances so that nobody can enter, even if they tried!" Quote: Careful What You Wish...
Careful What You Say.
Careful What You Wish You May Regret It
Careful What You Wish You Just Might Get It! 
Then It All Crashes Down!
And You Break Your Crown!
And You Point Your Finger But Theres No One Around!
Just Want One Thing.
Just to Be The King!
But The Castles Crumbled
And You're Left With Just A Name.
Wheres Your Crown King Nothing!Chrono turned around, someone had dared to interrupt his contract signing? 2.0's golden rain pyro fell, but instead of it being on the sides of the stage, it was front and center, but extra light, and he walks under and through the rain pyro with a death glare on his face and a Sledgehammer in his hands. He stalks down the ramp towards the ring, sliding into the ring with the hammer and glaring at Chrono, who'd he'd owed one since NGWE. Chrono had a stern look on his face, this so called king had the audacity to interrupt his contract signing, He looked at 2.0, and then the sledgehammer and finally back to 2.0 "Bring it" he mouthed Jaydan looks both shocked and annoyed! How DARE somebody from that B show Drown like 2.0 appear on HIS glorius Burn uninvited? 2.0 looks to the GM and turns to him as if to assault him, but after a few moments, he goes for a swinging Sledge shot to Chrono's stomach! Unprepared, the sledgehammer hits Chrono who staggers back, and falls to one knee. Son of a... he says to himself dropping the Burn Shirt. 2.0 looks down at the kneeling Chrono and holds up the hammer before going for a shot straight to the head of the newest Burn superstar! The sledgehammer shot connects, and Chrono is down on the ground. His forehead busted open, his eyes glazed over. He sits up quickly, still in a daze. 2.0 turns to leave the ring, but as Chrono starts to sit up, The King glares at him and says one word to the dazed Chrono. "Cartwright." He slips out of the ring, the fans booing him as he walks to the Burn backstage. Quote: Chrono spits out blood, with an glare on his face. Not saying a word, he staggers as he gets up. He holds the ring ropes for leverage, still glaring at the titantron as it showed the instant replay of the events that transpired. Tazz: Clearly there's no love loss between those two Styles: Obviously, remember it was 2.0 who was Chrono's first victim of the Kuroki Kudou during Chrono's End of Time show back in the olden days of the NGWE. 2.0 must have revenge on his mind, or maybe some other hidden agenda. Tazz: Or it could be that Cartwright sent 2.0 after Chrono to weaken him before their empty arena match. Cartwright's gonna need all the help he can get against the likes of Chrono. Joey: I just wonder how Chrono's going to retaliate to this message.. Expect brutality. Jaydan can be seen blowing a gasket as 2.0 leaves, ruining his glorious contract signing! He could be heard muttering "Damn Cartwright, damn him." to himself as he kicked the ropes. He offered to help Chrono up, to try and ease a bad situation! Chrono picked up his Burn shirt, and placed it on his shoulder. He had already schemed his revenge.. He grabbed a mic "2.0.. I can tell you, this isn't over.. Not by a long shot. You may think you're a king, but to me you're an overzealous jester who's too big for his makeup. You are but a wanna-be king without a throne, which is quite sad that you have to resort to force to have people to bow down to you. If you've learned anything from history, non-benevolent kings are the quickest to be assassinated. I'll save you're assassination day for another time. I have other fish to fry. Mainly you Cartwright.. Now you've made this personal, and I intend to show you just how personal I can make my battles.." Chrono said as he licks the blood that was trickling down from his forehead Jaydan snatches a mic from the ring announcer. "CARTWRIGHT! Look what you've done! You ruined my magnificent contract signing! I am holding YOU personally responsible for this! Don't think you will get away with this!" He seethes. "Whoa whoa whoa Jaydan.. Just to let you and the fans know that, payback is a b***h, and at the next pay-per-view.. I'll introduce you all to her... Just remember 'Mors Certa Hora Incerta' which translates to 'Death is Certain, the Hour is not. We will show you a carnage unlike nothing you've ever seen.. Jaydan, with all these Burn fliers, and shirts you must be used to seeing Red. But when my associates and I get done with Cartwright, 2.0 and anyone else who gets in our way.. Burn will have a new color.. Blood Red.." Chrono said as his music started playing. _________________________________ Thursday Night Drown 10/01/09
World Championship Tournament 2! The Main Event-Marxx defeated Freakshow with a roll-up after 2.0's music played, causing a distraction. After the match, Kelly King 2.0 attacked Marxx with his trademark sledgehammer. -The Father of Mary's Child is Announced! It was Jed all along. World Championship Tournament Match Four-Jed defeated Ryuu Sakamoto in a AWESOME match. - Return of the King (Kelly King 2.0 Promo)Quote: Careful What You Wish...
Careful What You Say.
Careful What You Wish You May Regret It
Careful What You Wish You Just Might Get It!
Then It All Crashes Down!
And You Break Your Crown!
And You Point Your Finger But Theres No One Around!
Just Want One Thing.
Just to Be The King!
But The Castles Crumbled
And You're Left With Just A Name.
Wheres Your Crown King Nothing![ Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome... Kelly King 2 . 0! ]
The fans start to boo loudly as the Drown "Main Eventer" walks out onto the stage, clearly an unwelcome appearance. King was the first to admit that his sojourn in EEW had yet to produce any kind of results, having taken loss upon loss upon embarrassing a** loss. 2.0 wears his "You'd Tap" t-shirt and some black slacks, along with his simple shades. He stands on the stage briefly, letting the fans boo him and taunt him with their signs. 2.0, a shoe-in hall of famer, and yet here he was the bottom of the barrel, the bottom of the food chain. The unholy swear was upon everyone's lips.
Jobber.
2.0 sniffed the air, baring his teeth briefly and started to walk down the ramp with an air of purpose about him. He tried desperately to ignore one of the rampside fans yelling at him about how big of a jobber he is, that he may in fact be the physical embodiment of the spirit of jobbing. He paused as the fan berated him, and swore to himself about not doing anything to get himself fired just yet. He continues his quest to enter the ring, but is met once again by another fan who taunts him for his sucky record as an EEW Drown Superstar. He grits his teeth and rolls into the ring, luckily adhering to the little angel on his shoulder, whom assures 2.0 that the young fans would get hit by a bus on their way out of the arena that night anyway. King walks over to the ring attendant to retrieve his microphone, waiting for the fans to stop chanting at how much he sucks.
"Tonight is the first Drown show of the new year of 2000 and 9. And I--"
Suck!
You Suck!
You Suck!
2.0 is forced to pause and wait while the fans chant at him and he sighs, waiting until they run out of gas. "And I am sick and tired of Extreme Entertainment Wrestling. For the past few months, you have all bore witness to my meteoric fall in Sports Entertainment. I came to EEW, riding my legendary status to the point that I helped a no name wrestler beat an established name because, yes, it was funny." He does not crack a smile. "But you know what? It's not funny anymore. EEW is serious business! But the problem here is certainly not on my side of the fence! Have I lost a dozen matches? Possibly! Have I won just as many more?? Not even close! And that is because EEW has taken my spirit, my love of professional wrestling, and crushed it with all of the strength it had to spare, which when I look at the roster, isn't that much to begin with. EEW then took that spirit, that love of this sport, something I long ago mastered for you people, drowned it in oil and then lit it on fire, pissing on it for good measure! Well not anymore! Not ANYMORE DAMNIT!"
2.0 growls, walking, pacing in the ring at an increases pace, with as much rage as he could muster into his voice. "I am King Nothing. I am The STATE OF THE ART. I am the ONE TRUE KING of Professional Wrestling... Kelly King 2.0 IS Professional Wrestling! So it is time! Time for a Hard Restart of my career here in EEW, and if you don't believe I can do it, don't believe that I can take what I am now here in this very ring and jettison myself back to what I should be in this company, then you are all in for the biggest surprise of your lives. I am not done in this business. NO! I am FAR from done in this business and before the end of my career I PROMISE to make EEW my new kingdom. I won't let some brand split stop that. I will reign supreme over Marxx, Cartwright, Freakshow, Riker, Seraph, Rhamm, Speed, Drown, Burn, I will take the best this company has and I will cripple their legs and force them to bow before the King. I will take everyone in my way and give them the Hard Restart of their lives, and I will make damned sure that each and every person who witnesses my rise realizes that I am unstoppable. I am that which is, which was and is yet to come!" 2.0 runs a hand through his hair as the fans continue to boo him and chant that he sucks. He spits on the mat and cracks his neck.
"Time is ticking away for EEW, and dawn will not come... and in the final hour... All must serve... The One. True. KING!"
2.0 throws down the microphone with a huge crackle over the P.A. system, and glares at the camera as his music hits.
Wheres Your Crown King Nothing!
-Nathan "Minion" Graves and Lauri Henry defeated The LWO (Hotstuff and 187) in a great match. -Jimmy Amore and Matt Shanahan defeated Christina and Tyson Parks -Heyman, you backed out! (Johnathan Riker Promo) Quote: This is the way the world will end...Opium of the People - Slipknot Just as soon as Riker's theme hit the PA the crowd erupted into a frenzy of boos and insults. Riker walked out from the back, the title hanging around his neck, still walking in that slouched position. Riker circled the ring and grabbed a mic, soon after he slid into the ring crawling to his feet. Riker looked around the crowd, his head titled as usual. His hair fell in front of his mask, obstructing his vision slightly. Johnathan then raised the mic his mouth. For a moment all that could be heard of a light breathing, soon enough Riker began to talk. "PAUUULLLIIEEEEEEEE..." Riker called, starting to pace the ring. "Paul.. I know your probably sitting at home, watching me from the TV, putting me into the the sick fantasies that you think about in your head. And I knowing your history, your probably already plotting against me." Riker paused looking to the canvas, then picking his head back up to the crowd. "You need to know... I don't care." Riker stopped now scanning the crowd from behind his mask. Suddenly Riker snapped his head back around and began to talk again. "I also have on a good hunch your most likely still going over and over in your head what really started this.. To be honest Heyman.. It's as simply as you backing out." The crowd began to boo Riker for his arrogance, Riker just took a moment to take it in and continue. "So since Heyman want's to be so selfish, I will target and mutilate one superstar, male or female, each and everyweek until Heyman confronts me like a man. Starting tonight..." Riker paused from one moment. "I'm a man of my word.." Suddenly, the titantron lights up....and the face of PAUL HEYMAN is on the screen! The crowd goes BERSERK! "Riker......" He stops as the crowd drowns him out with chants of 'PAULIE' and E-E-DUB!' "Riker......look what you have done to me....I lie here, in this hospital bed.....paralysed......" He says quietly as the crowd looks shocked. "Riker....I'm never going to be able to come to that ring......but I can send someone else down to face YOU!" He stares into the camera to huge cheers. "Riker.....you will not be harming ANYONE ANYMORE.....because this man will be bringing the pain to YOU! He will CRUSH YOU and TAKE AWAY the only thing you care about.....the EEW X-Treme Championship...." The titantron cuts abruptly.....only the footsteps of a mystery wrestler about to appear down the entrance ramp! Riker stared at the Titantron, tilting his head in curiosity. After listening to what Paul had to say, Riker prepared himself for whatever Heymen had planned. He removed his belt and began to sway from left to right, clenching his fists tightly. Johnathan got in a crouching position, his teeth showing like animal and waited for whoever Paulie had sent. It falls apart, from the very start, it falls apart,
everything around me, falls apart
It falls, apart, from the very start, it falls apart,
seems like everything I touch, falls
aparty, everything around me, falls apart, when I walk away from you.
I wish I could but I don´t, always keep the promises
I´ve kept, I wish I could, but I can´t,
always give, whatever I have left, and now it´s all so
clear, doesn´t anyone see what´s happening
here? Suddenly “Falls Apart” by Thousand Foot Krutch roars through out the arena and the crowd erupts into cheers for the returning Newfoundland. K.J. push opens curtains and walks out to the stage. K.J. is wearing dark sunglasses, black beater, dark blue ripped jeans, and black shoes. K.J. walks down the ramp looking up at Riker with a not so happy to see you. K.J. grabs a microphone from a ring aid and slides into the ring.
“What gives you the right to come out here and declare that you’re better the Paul? Paul brought EEW to the top of the world and needs to be treated like a savior in this time of terror.” says Newfoundland “You had no right giving Paul the beat down of his life and now you’re calling him a coward? Heyman came to me and asked me to help with light work for him.”
K.J. placed his left hand under his right arm pit
“Riker, I will do everything in power to not let you injure any of the other superstars here in EEW.” says K.J. “By the way the X-Treme title doesn’t look that extreme anymore. X-Treme was meant to have short title reigns because you’re open to any challengers. What did you go into bunker and hid until you get a call that match card finally come out.” Riker's attitude was not swayed by the return of promising talent, K.J. Newfoundland. He removed the title from around his neck and swung it onto his shoulder, raising the mic back to his mouth to speak. "I just need to know one thing... Who in the hell are you?" Riker paused as if he was going to let K.J. answer his question but continued before he could even get a chance. "I'll tell you what, it doesn't even matter. Because I'm EEW's X-Treme Champion for a reason. Not because I hid until I was called in for a match. The only reason is cause nobody has had the balls to simply walk up to me and try to take my title away from me." Riker stopped and scanned the crowd, before turning his attention back on K.J. "You know what let me ask you something. Where the hell have you been? Did you leave cause you weren't getting the matches you think you deserve? Did you take your mother's titty out your mouth as soon as Heyman gave you a call saying that you would actually have a shot at my title?" Riker lowered the mic this time actually giving K.J. time to answer. K.J. smile melted off his face after the commet about his mother. K.J. tries to kick Riker in his stomach. If this work K.J, would try smash his micophone over the back of Riker's head! The second that boot connected with Riker's gut it was like a natural reaction. The crowd erupted into a frenzy as Johnathan went to sweep K.J.'s legs out from under him and went for a flurry of wild swings. Riker left the ring, shocked that anyone could get the better of him! -Johnathen Riker and Falco defeated The Inquisistion - The Origional X-Tremist (Sanosuke Promo)Quote: *The arena lights cuts off, submerging the crowd in darkness. a deep male voice could be heard all over the arena* "When I look back at my career, i remember all the bones shattered, all the blood spilled and all the tears cried for that moment of glory. I remember how much effort it took to get to the top and how much it took to stay up there." *on the large screen, a silhouette of a man could be sitting on a chair, a light right above him and casting that shadow* "I took many leaps of faith in my life and the last one nearly killed me. I sat back, scared of how my life would be, crippled, maimed...but no more. I cannot sit in the shadows, in my shame. It's about time I make my comeback as the Original Renegade....and as the Original X-tremist. It's about time I claim what's rightfully mine, and I'll do whatever it takes to get it back... *The silhouette of the man fades slowly into darkness. In white, bold lettering, stood the words "Sanosuke Returns..." then fades away.* - Unholy Alliance Promo (Jarel Damone)Quote: the lights dim and the Unholy Alliance theme hits. Blue, red, and purple lights flash as Jarel and Janelle step out onto the stage and head for the ring. Tazz: Well, it looks like we're getting treated to more than one appearance by the Unholy Alliance here tonight on Drown. Styles: Given Jarel's current state of mind, I'm not so sure that's a good thing. Jarel walks up the stairs and steps into the ring, with Janelle following behind him. He picks up a mic as the lights return to normal and the music dies out. "Sit down and shut up, play time is over." Jarel lowers the mic for a few seconds as the crowd quiets down. "I've pretty much had my fill of dealing with EEW management. Firstly, this little switch over to Drown wasn't discussed with me beforehand. Whatever, whatever, it isn't all that important in the grand scheme of things. What is important is that while I did get the tag team match for Brandon and Zarel I asked for here tonight, these jackasses that run this company forgot a little something. They almost make me want Heyman and Foley back in charge. At least then I could guarantee that I got a match when I asked for it. The fact of the matter is that there are three active members of the Unholy Alliance, and you all forgot to book the third. You see, Janelle here hasn't had a match in ages, and it's about time she reminds you people why she's one of the most dominant divas in the business." Jarel walks over to the side of the ring closest to the ramp and looks up at the stage while leaning on the ropes. "So in case you jackasses in the back that call yourself running this organization didn't quite catch the message, all the active wrestlers in the Unholy Alliance needed a match. I don't know which of you morons calls yourself running this show, but how about you get out here and answer a request for once in your miserable little lives. Get Janelle in a match or things get a little ugly around here." -Janelle Damone defeated Mystique in a good match with commentary from Jarel and Damita Ace -The Unholy Alliance (Zarel and Brandon) w/Jarel defeated The Marines w/Tank - The Revealing (Pimp Promo) Quote: This promo was brought to you by Powerthirst. Power of 400 babies. Be Easy by T.I. plays as Pimp and Young Money come down. YM is on crutches and bandages are shown under his shirt. Pimp has on a shirt with "Pimp Squad" on the front and on the back is a picture of them doing the Das Blitzkrieg on an opponent. Helping YM into the ring, Pimp would then get in too and would ask for a mic. "Well, well, well. Here we are again." Pimp would pause for a moment before continuing. "As some of you saw on EEW.com, I have found out who the shooter is." Getting a another mic, YM would say,"You found the shooter? You told me you had some leads, but not this!" Pimp would then reply,"I know man, but it surprised me so much, I had to make sure. But before I reveal it, let me tell you two things; one, YM IS COMING BACK! Yep, he's coming back next week and two, I need to mention the man who helped me so much, Matt Shanahan. Unfortunately, Matt couldn't be here today." The crowd was mixed in reaction. Pimp would then say,"Now the time has came. The man who shot my homie, my partner, my man." . . . . . . . . . "Snypa Rifle." The crowd, then began to freak out about it. "What Snypa shooting YM? I can't believe it." YM would then reply,"WHAT? Pimp, this is bull. Stop lying." "I'm not lying man. Right now I want Snypa to come down here and prove it himself." Snypa joins Drown via satellite live from St. Louis on the screen to a loud chorus of boos. He shrugs. "I could deny it, but there's no fun in it. I pulled the trigger on your boy, Pimp." Pimp would then reply," Why Snypa? We had a promising stable as Bloody Reich! We could have shot to the top!" YM, however, couldn't believe it. He would then go outside and sit on the apron for a while. "Yeah, but consider this as a lesson from teacher to students: we could've shot to the top, but it's time for you two to step out of my shadow. Forge your own path here in EEW, but I had my doubts that you could leave the nest. So I decided to give you a little push by living up to my name. However, I wasn't intending to kill you, Money. My sights were off." "Well Snypa, if that is how you feel, prepare to be overwhelmed. When you come back to Drown, I promise I'm going to set you ablaze and fill you with lead." "I would expect no less from my students, would I?" Snypa says as the screen fades. "But you could use another lesson." -Joshua Danielson defeated DJ with his Killshot finisher in a great match! - K-Dogg Rants (LAO)Quote: K Dog forgo the introduction and entrance and made his way through the crowds, pushing his way through, pulling his arms away from the clutches of the fans. He stepped over the guard rail and made his way into the ring.He grabbed the ring mic away from the ring announcer. "Yo, yo, yo, lemme speak on dis, Orale! Arriba la raza!..." K Dog shouts. "...So here I am again, fighting another white boy that isn't that punk b***h Henry. EEW higher ups, I'm gettin sick of this crap. The L.A.O. is not to be toyed with. We want respect and we want it now. I want Henry cuz this wont die till one of us does. As for Hernandez and 187, they are one of the elite tag teams out there today and demand they should be treated as such. So, for every match that we dont get what we want, we will take out a member of the EEW roster and the blood will be on your hands, not ours. TO LIVE AND DIE IN THE L.A.O.!" After awaiting paitiently for his opponent, K Dog became impaitient. He paced about the ring, mic in hand. "Is this it? Is this what I should expect from the 'great competition' here in EEW? My opponent can't even bother to show his face, make up some lame excuse, then turn and run like a punk a** b***h? Instead, he doesn'even bother to show up...." K Dog takes a moment to ponder his next action. "...I told you Barker, you and the higher ups in EEW. I told you the L.A.O. deserved to be respected and since you wouldn't respect us, everyone would pay the price. Now, someone innocent is going to have to pay for my opponent not even bothering to show up." K Dog dropped the mic, then unexpectidly, attacked the camera man, dropping him and his camera to the mat. K Dog proceeded to stomp away with furosity.After several stomps, K Dog slid out of the ring and made his way to the guard rail. He reached over, shoved a fan off their seat, then took the folding chair over the railing and into the ring. K Dog positioned the chair to close its joint directly on the cameraman's shoulder joint, then, taking a few steps back and gesturing to the EEW ramp, as if to say it was everyone's fault, he stomped down on the opposite end of the chair, causing it to close forcefully onto the cameraman's shoulder. As the cameraman cried out in pain, K Dog proceeded to stomp repeatidly. Once he bore of utilizing the chair, K Dog removed it from the cameraman's shoulder and slid it further to the middle of the ring. K Dog picked the cameraman up, whipped him to the ropes, and as the cameraman bounced back, K Dog connected with a kick to the midsection, followed by a facebuster to the folding chair, busting the cameraman open. As blood trickled down the cameraman's face, K Dog took the man's injured arm, dragged it diagonally across the man's body, turning him over in the process. K Dog locked the arm between his thigh and heel and wrapped his arm around the man's ankle, wretching it backwards, causing the man to scream out in pain as the 'Tequila Sunrise' was locked in placed. With his free hand, K Dog grabbed hold of the mic and addressed the higher ups once again. "You see this Barker? This gringo was just a cameraman, innocent and ignorant, simply working for a paycheck to take care of his family. Now he will never be able to hold a video camera the correct way again. His blood is staining this mat, it is staining your hands. This could have been avoided but you couldn't be bothered to do the right thing. Now you are goin to listen to his screams and I ain't movin until someone comes out here to stop me, or until I feel like letting him go. The choice is yours." K Dog wretched back even more, adding more pressure to the arm as well. He held the microphone towards the man's mouth so the screams could echo through the speakers. - Saints Champion vs Estremo Champion (Jed Promo)Quote: Footage of Saints Title matches with Jed v.s. Joey. This video show footage of many matches.
Then Footage of Estremo title was shown with Matt Shanahan v.s. Ryuu.
Then after that footage was almost down. Jed showed up infront of the footage as it stop on Matt Shanhan holding the belt over his head..
"Matt SHANAHAN!!! You Banana Fruit Cake. I've been wrestling for many years and I haven't seen a great wrestler like you. The truth be told is you are a great wrestler.. I'm not going to bullshit. You're good. But I'm BETTER. I don';t need god. I've got skill. I've got talent. And I'm going to beat you. Now I've been told that the Estremo belt is the best in the business. But I don't believe that because The Saint Title is the best. And I'm going to prove it This PPV coming up. Now the powers in this company aren't going to make it a Title v.s. Title. But I'm going to make it seem like a Title V.s. Title match. Saints Championship V.s. Estremo Championship. It's just a match everyone wants to see. Not that i care. Hell I'm To Skilled To Care. I'm A God Among Kings! I don't care that My b***h Wife is having a Child. I'm done with her. I don't have to do anything to help her. I just helped her untill she gave birth. But that is for another show. Again Matt Shanahan you better get ready because Jed is coming at you with a new Version of My Self. No Rules No Gimmicks. I'm not Talking about a Relaxed Rules Match. I'm talking about a match that will be remember for ever. A match that will Make EEW be put in the History BOOKS!!!! Be Prepared top be push To The Limit..And ******** you ALL!!!"
The footage started again as Jed fixed his Saints title letting the belt be zoomed in as the screen fade Black. -Pimp easily defeated Kevin Z in a inactive jobber match. -Mr. X defeated Adam Mastrocola in a inactive match. The After PartyMarxx's guest tonight is one of the newest addition to Drown, DJ! DJs former tag team partner and now bitter enemy Falco interrupted the show, giving DJ a huge beatdown and knocking him out with his Falcon Wings Finisher!
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:25 pm
EEW House Party 2009 EEW at the NEC Arena Birmingham, United Kingdom The Main EventEmpty Arena Match- Cartwright defeated Chrono in a AWESOME match where they brawled all over the arena.- All Must ServeQuote: Careful What You Wish...
Careful What You Say.
Careful What You Wish You May Regret It
Careful What You Wish You Just Might Get It!
Then It All Crashes Down!
And You Break Your Crown!
And You Point Your Finger But Theres No One Around!
Just Want One Thing.
Just to Be The King!
But The Castles Crumbled
And You're Left With Just A Name.
Wheres Your Crown King Nothing!The fans start to boo as loudly and 2.0's golden pyro rain hits, long before the King walks out onto the stage with Scepter the Sledgehammer on his shoulder. He stalks through his own pyro quickly, gazing down his nose at all the fans in the arena. He places the hilt of Scepter down on the stage, his hands on top of one another at the head of the weapon. He grits his teeth briefly and then starts walking down the ramp. He keeps the hammer at his side protectively, not getting close enough to ramp-side fans for them to touch it or his person, as he walks up into the ring via the steps. He continues to glare at the crowds, running his tongue against his front teeth before spitting on the mat. He actually has the gall to wait for the ring attendant to enter the ring and hand him his mic, rather than retrieve it himself. His music disappears shortly after he is alone again in the ring. The fans continue to chant 'You Suck' and 2.0 waits until the children have tired their voices before speaking.
"This past month, Extreme Entertainment Wrestling has already felt the wrath of the One True King. This past month, the Entertainement in EEW has been executed by Kelly King 2.0. Chrono goes, handicapped, into a match with Cartwright, thanks to my efforts. It was not hard to convince myself to subjugate that Burn fool after remembering how he had wronged me in the past, and so he was the first to bow down to me." The fans boo at the recollection of 2.0's crashing that Burn show with his hammer, symbolically striking the foundations of EEW in the same night. "Then, on Drown, after my declaration of my new Reign, I took out Marxx, who had the nerve to question my authority on his online blog recently, by telling me my time was done." 2.0 shakes his head, leaning still upon Scepter, and cracked his neck. "And now Marxx is a broken man, realizing too little too late that The One True King was not to be trifled with. That the One True King, 2.0, was not one to make an idle threat. Marxx has even challenged me to a match this Thursday on Drown."
The fans stop his speech to cheer this prospect, that is the prospect that Kelly King 2.0 might succumb to his apparently imminent demise. "I will gladly meet Marxx within my realm on Thursday. No uprising against me shall go unchecked, no rebellion go without punishment... but I am a fair King. Marxx has already over stepped his boundries and will suffer a painful end on Thursday night, but I have come out here tonight to issue a new option in my crusade."
2.0 looks around at the fans before settling his gaze to the stage. "To all those in the back whom have not felt the terror of my Sledgehammer yet, I give to you this ultimatum. If you are unfortunate enough to find your King coming down to the ring... and you pleasantly, politely, respectfully drop to one knee... and BOW before the King... I promise that no harm will come to you, and you will leave the ring with my blessing. However if you fail to pay such respects to your One True King, I am afraid you will meet the same fate as those before you and I will MAKE you kneel! Its your choice EEW. Make the right one." 2.0 states and lowers his mic, narrowing his eyes at the cameras on him.
- CwP and Jacob Meyers defeated Kai and Chris Cross in a boring match when Meyers pinned Kai.X-Scape Match- Marxx defeated Joshua Danielson when he climbed out of the cage first in a EXCELLENT match.Quote: One 15-foot high steel cage with a roof and no doors. The goal is to get out of the cage. THe only way to do it is by grabbing the vice grips suspended on top of the cage and cut your way out. After the match, Kelly King 2.0 continued his rampage by entering the ring and smashing Joshua with his sledgehammer to loud boos! Triple Threat Match- Nuke defeated Animok and Harli in a disappointing match due to Animok and Harli's inactivity. Nuke pinned Animok with his Deific Effect finisher for the win.Teacher vs Student- Snypa defeated Pimp in a GREAT match when he gave Pimp his Grand Slam Finisher through a burning table!X-Treme TitleRiker's Island Match- Johnathen Riker defeated KJ Newfoundland in a excellent match (which TheXFactor wrote all by himself!) which ended when Riker set KJ alight with a match! It was all too easy for Riker to climb the ladder and regain his title after that! KJ suffered horrific burns.Title Unification MatchSaints Title vs Estemo Title- Jed defeated Matt Shanahan in a squash match.The winner will be the new Unified Saints Champion! MidcardEEW Tag Team Championships- Cardok-Saint Connection defeated The Inquisistion and The LWO in a GREAT match (with no help from The Inquisistion) when Cardok pinned 187 following interference from arch-enemy Lauri Henry.However, after the match Chrono of Team Carnage came out to the ring and as CSC were distracted, the LWO stole the tag team titles! - Falco defeated DJ in a disappointing match.- Ryuu Sakamoto defeated Freakshow with a Keylock in a EXCELLENT match!- Unholy Alliance defeated The Preditorz in a great match when Zarel pinned Tygre following his D-Bomb Double Team Finisher.Lower CardWomens TitleAmbulance Match- Damita Ace (C) defeated Janelle Damone to retain the EEW Womens Championship.- Lauri Henry and Minion defeated The Marines in a great match (Lauri and Minion wrote).- Shadow defeated The Manhattan Project easily in a average match.- Travis Nightsky defeated Poisin with a roll-up in a GREAT match!Return and Debut Match- Mat Draven defeated Sanosuke thanks to interference from a deranged Johnathan Riker, who brutally assaulted Sanosuke for announcing his interest in challenging Riker for the X-Treme Championship earlier in the night!- Hangover destroyed Sean Rowe in what turned into a jobber match.- Skylights on a New AgendaQuote: "Got the Time" by Anthrax pumps through the arena as the fans rise to their feet in celebration of Travis' appearance. Red, Green, and Silver lights flash around the ramp, shortly followed by the same colored pyro at the top of the ramp. Travis comes running out onto the stage, jumping around and totally rocking out with his fans. He high-fives his people all the way down to the ring before jumping onto the apron, taking his time getting in. He jumps onto the middle rope and pumps his arms to a huge pop from the audience. After basking in the adoration of the people. After the crowd settled, Travis grabs a microphone. He looks around the entire arena, taking everything in. "Ladies, Gentlemen, and people in the cheap seats. I am out here to address EEW's latest 'Travesty...' As of late, there's been a select group of people running around and quickly making a name for themselves. Sure, that's all fine and dandy, but there's something about this particular group of people that I don't like... at all." He paused, looking around some more, examining the confused faces in the crowd. "One of these men, I know very well." And with that last comment, the crowd seemed to understand just what was coming next. "The Tapout Mafia is a disgrace to everything EEW stands for! They parade around in their massive number, toppling everything that stands in their way. That's not the foundation in which professional wrestling was founded on!" Travis was now almost screaming into the mic, something about these guys really bugged him. "They have no honor, no respect... Hell, any one of them would stab all the others in the back if it meant getting themselves ahead in this company!" Travis took a deep breath. "Given my past experience with Nuke Fusion, I'm confident enough in my abilities to let it be known... I will NOT rest until the Tapout Mafia is no more!" Chrono pops out to boos. Quote: "Apparently I'm included in this little faction, this Tap-Out Mafia. Since I did offer to help them, I mine as well keep my word. So Travis, you want to be rid of the Tap-Out Mafia hmm? Well then that includes me, and obviously that's not going to happen. This Chrono has his own agenda, regardless of whether or not he receives help from the Mafia... He will reek glorious carnage throughout EEW, and not you or 2.0 or Cartwright or anyone can stop it." Chrono said casually as two hooded figures appeared behind him, nodding in agreement, as a circle of flames ignited around them. Quote: "Well that leaves us with a problem, then..." Travis spoke, leaning against the ropes and watching Chrono intently. "See, I'm out to destroy the Tapout Mafia, and wreak my own glorious carnage through their path. And if you even just so happen to be walking anywhere near that path, you my friend will burn like the rest of them." Quote: "If that is what you think then... You, me we'll settle this.. Let's see..." Chrono says as he pulls out a list. Cartwright.. I'm taking care of him tonight.. Roxxie and her twit Manhattan Project will get their's soon, and 2.0 well he'll know soon enough.. So since I'm booked, for now let's see how about.. Chrono vs Travis at One Night Stand... In an Inferno Match! and if Travis should lose, well he'll be a member of Team Carnage.." Chrono says with a smirk. "You see what better way to make an army than to make it with the ranks of your defeated foes..." Chrono said as the flames died down. Quote: Travis stared on at Chrono, smiling as he took in every word his opponent had for him. The smile quickly disappeared as the idea of being a member of Team Carnage popped into his mind. He loked down at the mat, and up to the audience, who obviously wanted to see him vs. Chrono at One Night Stand. They seemed just as opposed to him being a part of Team Carnage as he. Several moments went by where Travis said nothing. Finally, he began to speak, softly at first. "Chrono, you want to face me in an inferno match? At One Night Stand..." He mulled this over for a moment, and nodded his head, "I can't think of a better way to celebrate my One Year EEW anniversary!" The fans went nuts. "And as far as an army of my defeated foes? I wouldn't trust most of them to be on my side." - Atrocity defeated Bryan Bain and Johnny 'Bloody' Raven when Atrocity pinned JBR in a good match with no thanks to the inactive JBR.- Matt Seraph defeated Cassie Cartwright easily in a boring jobber match.- Back for more! The return of The MojoQuote: Fireworks unexpectedly were set off and for the first time in months, AC/DC's Thunderstruck blared through the PA System. The crowd soon remembered who this entrance belonged to as they cheered and applauded. Adam "The Mojo" Mastrocola stepped out from the back as his music continued. I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track (Thunder)
And I knew there was no turning back (Thunder)
My mind raced
And I thought what could I do (Thunder)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you (Thunder)
Sound of the drums
Beatin' in my heart
The thunder of guns
Tore me apart
You've been...thunderstruck Adam stood at the stage and rose his hands high in the air, absorbing the cheers. He began to walk down the ramp, pyros following him as he walked. Went down the highway
Broke the limit, we hit the town
Went through to Texas, yeah Texas
And we had some fun
We met some girls
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules, played all the fools
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds
I was shakin' at the knees
Could I come again please?
Yeah the ladies were too kind
You've been...thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck
Oh, thunderstruck
Yeah The announcer spoke: "Please welcome, Adam "The Mojo" Mastrocola!!!" Now we're shaking at the knees
Could I come again please? Adam slid into the ring during the guitar solo, throwing off his jacket to the crowd and climbing a turnbuckle. He pointed at himself with his thumbs, yelling "I'M BACK! FOR GOOD!", though it was drowned out by the music. He raised his arms high in the air again. He threw off his shirt to a lucky fan. Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah
Said yeah, it's alright
We're doing fine
Yeah, it's alright
We're doing fine
So fine The music died down as Adam was given a microphone. He looked out to the crowd, as they settled down. They heard his voice again: "Now I know I have said this before, but I promise you EEW, I AM BACK AND I WILL NOT BE LEAVING ANYTIME SOON!" This was quickly responded by cheers as the fans were glad to hear it. "I know I might seem to be a bit rusty, but let me make this short and sweet." He looked out, lowering the microphone. "As a member of Thursday Night Drown," The fans gave a pop for the show, "I challenge any member of Drown to come out here right now! So tonight you will see me go one on one with whicher lack of talent thinks they can beat me!" He lowered his microphone and stood waiting for anyone to answer his open challenge. Steve Sparks came out to offer his services as a manager, which were accepted to cheers! - Mr. X vs Jiro went to a draw in a exciting match after Jiro blasted Mr. X with a Forearm Suicida into the guard rail, knocking out both men!Debut Match- Rhamm pinned Laz in a GREAT match after his Avalanche finisher.- Kalos defeated Tyson Parks in a boring match. - Miss Sphinx's Pouncing PromoQuote: The match happening right before her had been a crowd pleaser, there was no doubt about that as the crowd was going wild, it didn't take much for her to determine that the fan favorite had won the match but right now she wasn't caring if he had or had lost the match, she was here for her own reasons, those mattered so much more then any other one right now.
Calmly she watched how the two male wrestlers came backstage again after their match, the sounds from the arena still clearly sounding as the crowd was excited it seems. 'Still...' She added in her thoughts before giving a nod to the side. Her theme song started to sound in the arena and the crowd started to silence due to them being confused about hearing a theme unknown to them, the screen above remained black for a bit longer before two purplish cateyes appeared onto them and morphed into the her name: Miss Sphinx. The bass kicking in as a sign for her to get into the view of the crowd, with a calm stride she began her stride down the ramp. Pyros not going off as per her request, those weren't needed.
"Waits for the day, will let it out
To give it a reason, to give it its might
I fear who I am becoming,
I feel that I am losing the struggle within
I can no longer restrain it,
my strength, it is fading,
I have to give in"
The lyrics always brought a smile to her face, her eyes watching those people having seats at the ramp, though there was no reason to be all cheery with them. Halfway down the ramp she suddenly picked up her pace and ran towards the ring with her wicked grin, leaping up onto the apron and continuing to jump once more onto the top rope using it to leap into the center of the ring in a catlike crouch.
"It's the fear
Fear of the dark
It's growing inside of me,
that one day will come to life
Have to save
To save my beloved,
there is no escape,
because my faith is horror and doom"
Smirking she looked around for a moment, not rising to her feet, as soon she rolled forward and back out of the ring, before walking to the announce desk and getting a mic herself, after all best things done were things done herself. With the mic in hand she made her way back into the ring.
"Hold down your head now,
just let me pass by
Don't feed my fear,
If you don't want it out"
The last few parts of her theme sounding as she hit center ring again, her eyes looking around to for a moment, the mic being brought up as the song started to fade a way. "All behold... the time has come..." Her deep husky voice sounded. "... to forget that what history told us, forget about things that those whom preceded me did... forget about what my ancestor did... because the Dark Sphinx of Egypt will make Cleopatra pale in comparison..." She continued her little speech as she stood there with full confidence.
"I am Darkenia Sphinx... but you can all call me Miss Sphinx, as for the Vixen's in the back, they can call me the one their dark future... Pyramids were made for pharaohs and the sphinx guarded them beyond their time..." She said her, black catsuit forming tightly around her body. On her thighs were the prints of two purple ankhs, while her chest had the print of purple claw marks, as if a claw had torn through the black and was revealing the purple underneath. "And like the sphinx then guarded the tomb... this Sphinx will look over -her- Women's Title Belt!"
Quote: Right after the Vixen finished her last word, Rooftops by Lostprophets began to play and Claire entrance movie played. As expected Claire walked out from backstage and down to the ring. No pyro going of as she came to confront the other new vixen of EEW! She climbed into the ring and grabbed a mic from the ring announcer. She positioned herself directly acros from Miss Sphinx and watched her for a second before raising the mic to her lips. "How are you going to look after the title if you just got here?" she said pointing out the obvious mistake in the other vixen's thinking and reasoning. "Beside what even makes you think your good enough to even go for the title!" she said into the mic with a raised eyebrow. "From here you don't look like you stand much of a chance." The moment Sphinx heard the sound of someone else's theme sound she sighed into the mic and turned to the ramp to see whom was deciding to be funny, now Sphinx had let a few names wander through her head of those whom could have interrupted her but instead there was some kind of new wrestler coming out of the back and headed for the ring. Quote: "A lot of questions for someone as simple as you, I'm not sure if your even worth getting answers from me... but for the entertainment of the crowd... I shall enlighten you." Sphinx said in her calm manner though her posture had changed slightly. "First of all... I simply deserve to have that belt for various reasons..." The whole time she spoke she wasn't taking her eyes off the other. "See, people here talk about being second, third or sometimes even a fourth generation wrestler... I myself come from centuries of fighters, my ancestors were wrestling a long time ago... And I can also tell you why I -am- good enough to be the women's champion... like my ancestors I tend to dominate, outside and inside the ring, only difference between me and them is that I learned from their mistakes... and once I have the title in my possession you will behold the true dominating powers of Miss Sphinx." - Eva Draven defeated David Damien Achilles in a excellent match when David tapped-out to Eva's Triangle Choke! The two shook hands after the match, earning each others respect.-Saint Should be the Main Event!Quote: "Seeing that I'm facing Matt Shanahan and it's a Title Unification. This match should be the main event. Let me check when I'm suppose to have this match.. 7th..From...The Main event.. Match above mine... X-Treme Title Johnathen Riker vs KJ Newfoundland.. Who the fvck is KJ Columbus? I have something here for Riker though. Dear Riker! The following is a spoiler. Riker will lose his title if he would face Jed. From Yours truly. But lets move on to the next match. Snypa vs Pimp. Snypa I thought he was off smoking weed with DDD and he couldn't wrestle.. Pimp!.. Were you just shot? Great way to sell injuries and i guess the crowd knows your on pain killers. Triple Threat Match. Harli vs Nuke vs Animok. Harli i understand about being above me. Cause he just won the world title and lowered its prestige some. Nuke and Animok, I don't understand why. X-Scape Match.Marxx vs Joshua Danielson. Now I've been watching some of their matches. I noticed that they stole some of my moves. Which is why they are high on the card than me.
Origionals vs The TapOut Mafia
-CwP and Jacob Meyers vs Kai and Chris Cross
Now this match should just be Team Overrated 1 v.s. Team Overrated 2. Done. Now the Main event. Why the ******** is this the main event? Empty Arena Match..Cartwright vs Chrono A Talented piece of s**t v.s. s**t. I can tell you know this match will be s**t!!! Which is why I'm wondering. Why is my match not in the main event? Saints title Should be the Main event!! We all know it. And Tonight!!!!! I'm going to prove it. Saints out. Got it. EH!?!?!?" - Claire Hawkings defeated Miss Sphinx with a small package in a GREAT match! Miss Sphinx, being a sore loser, attacked Claire after a match with a DDT to jeers!EEW SpeedSpeed Championship- Matt Stone (C) defeated Bounty Hunter by submission after making him tap-out to a Anaconda Vice in a good match.Speed Title Contenders MatchPyramid of Pain Match- James Rivers vs Evan Saninja vs TJ vs Justin McCormick vs Brantley vs Paul HarrisBrantley defeated Paul Harris in the final two! Quote: Pyramid of PAIN.... 25ft tall Four sided pyramid structure with three 15 ft tall steel cages. Six people. To advance you must qualify for the next level by pin or submission. If you pin someone and go up a level, you get to rest for a bit. Four people move up to the second level, the two who didn't qualify are eliminated. On the second level, only two people will qualify for the third level. On the second level various weapons are available to use against your opponent. On the third level even deadlier weapons hang from the ceiling and a ladder is available! To win you must climb on to the roof of the third cage and hit a buzzer, which sets off the celebration pyro! - Show OpenerQuote: The EEW House Party logo flashed across the titantron as the EEW House Party Theme played. The camera panned over a packed out Birmingham NIA Arena, in the wonderful UK.
The camera continued to pan across the stadium as the EEW announce team began to talk...
Joey Styles: "Ladies, Gentlemen, Fans, hello and welcome to EEW House Party 2009! I'm your host, Joey Styles, along with my broadcast partner, Tazz!"
Tazz: "You're right there, Styles, and let me tell ya, this is gonna be one hell of an event here tonight!"
Styles: "That's right, Tazz! Not only do we have a match between Jed and Matt Shanahan to unify the EEW Saint's and Estremo titles, but we also have the Speed Pyramid of Pain match, and the Empty Arena Brawl between Cartwright and Chrono Q Chelpsydra! Not only that, but we will also see "The Prodigy" Nuke Fusion, Animok, Snypa Rifle, The Marines and more in action here tonight!"
Tazz: "Styles, let me tell ya, this evening is gonna be off the chain! And speaking of 'Saints', look out, because word on the street is that we are gonna have a very special guest announcer here tonight!"
The camera panned to the ring announcer, who was standing in the centre of the ring...
Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to your special EEW House Party 2009 Guest Commentator... Saaaaaaiiiint JOEY!"
The crowd started to cheer as 'Saint Jimmy' by Green Day began to blare across the arena...
St. Joey's coming down across the alleyway...
Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade...
Lights on the silhouette...
He's insubordinate...
Coming at you on the count of One, Two...
One, Two, Three, Four!
Styles: "Wh... Ah... It's Saint Joey!"
A small, low-budget pyro erupted, and Saint Joey walked out onto the stage in a black suit, the only stand-out feature being a bright red tie. He walked down the ramp, waving to the fans, grinning all the while. He entered the ring via steel steps, and bounded quickly through the middle ropes. When he reached the announcer, he shook his hand as he was given a microphone...
The fans chanted EEW as Joey lifted the microphone to his mouth. Joey opened his mouth to speak, and the chanting died down...
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OH MY GO- Nah, it's been done..."
He threw the microphone down and headed to the announce table. He took a seat by Tazz, smiling politely as he put his headset on.
SJ sat down by JS, and JS greeted SJ with a handshake, which SJ refused, and JS got quite offended as SJ laughed at JS. Got that? Good.
Styles: "So, 'Saint' Joey, you wanna announce what the first match is going to be tonight?"
Saint: "No. Partly because I don't like the way you said 'Saint', and partly because I don't know what it is."
Styles: "..."
Tazz: "And for once, Styles is speechless! Hallelujah! On with the show!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:47 pm
10/07/09
The Grudge Main EventEEW Speed Championship-(C) Matt Stone (HEEL) vs Brody Robinson (FACE) [Matt Stone endured a fight to the finish with Brody Robinson, only for Robinson to fall victim to the C-c-c-combobreaker!] Raine (FACE) vs Vanima Sulie (HEEL) [In an impressive debut, Vanima Sulie got the upset win with a BeDazzler! She's not kidding around, she's on the lookout for the EEW Women's Championship, held by the most dominant Vixen of all time- Damita Ace.] EEW Speed Tag Team Championships-(C) The Harris Brothers (FACE) vs Tiki Torch and Kai Tsunami (HEEL) vs Sugar & Spice[Damita and Yuke are the ultimate yuri tag team tandem. But don't let the sexy lesbianic actions of Sugar and Spice distract you, or it'll cost you! And that's what Tiki Torch and Kai Tsunami learned after a dominant display and a fatal rubbing in afterward by the EEW Women's Champion and the E2 Vixen's Champion, who can now call themselves the first female tag champions in all of EEW, even if it's on Speed.] EEW National ChampionshipFatal Fourway-Jack Arson (HEEL) vs Trevor Cash (HEEL) vs Evan Saninja (FACE) vs Kyle Extreme (FACE) [After an extreme display by these four, it was Jack Arson who came out on top, taking advantage of a distracted Evan Saninja with a Put You Out. Who knows what will happen in the Land of Extreme's training grounds with this big man as National Champion?] Carnage Invitational Tournament Semi Finals:-Matt Draven (HEEL) vs Lauri Henri (HEEL) vs Joshua Danielson (FACE) [Joshua Danielson advances after the Punishment locked in Matt Draven] -Matt Shanahan (FACE) vs Brian Bain (HEEL) vs Emily Cullen (FACE) [Bryan Bain advances to the finals for the F*ck the World Championship after a B.B. Effect on the WOW Punkass f**] -Team Carnage vs The Renegades Damian Le, Claire Hawkings & Travis Nightsky vs Sanosuke, Jacob Meyers & Mr. X [Team Carnage defeated the legendary Renegades after Nightsky hit the Travesty on the new X-Treme Champion Sanosuke and Damian followed with his tribute to Chrono's Starchaser, which forced the EEW Original to submit.] -Cody 'Havok' McBane (FACE) vs Dr. Indy (HEEL) [Dr. Indy surprised everyone with an inside cradle for the win....] -Hiro (FACE) vs TOXIC (HEEL) [Toxic defeated Hiro in an epic match!] Josh Warner vs Jack Jones [Jack Jones was given the win after Warner fell ill.] -Christina Parks (HEEL) vs Rhamm (FACE)Diego Alva [Diego Alva beat a woman. Yeah, real nice. But let's see what happens when he faces Atrocity XXX in an I Quit match at Illegal Viewing, where two years ago- Diego failed to show up for an EEW Championship match due to a backstage assault by C4- AND HE WAS THE CHAMPION. Now that the Big Timer has returned to the Land of Extreme in winning fashion over the Canadian Muscle Babe, will the Gothfather fall victim to Alva's road back to the EEW Championship? Or will history repeat itself?] Debut Match-The Dragon Gods (FACE) vs The Tycoons (HEEL) [The Dragon Gods totally made an impressive debut tag match, only for Nylo to betray Draze post-match.] Double Debut Match-Mark Harvey Jr. (FACE) vs Talon (FACE) [Talon impressed the crowd with a dominant in-ring display.] -Raine (FACE) vs The Manhattan Project (HEEL) [Raine defeated the Manhattan Project in a one-sided display.] -Nathan Mensah (FACE) vs Samuel Wallace (HEEL) [The referee threw the match out after the two were arrested in the middle of the match for missed court dates.] Highway to Hell Gauntlet MatchIf Angel loses a match, he still has to face the others!Angelvs Silverback & Tygre (handicap match)Freakshow & Mike Laundry (handicap match) LAO (187, Hotstuff) (handicap match) then James Rivers then Brian Bain [The Angel's first round didn't begin, due to Landry attacking the Snypa Rifle from behind and Freakshow being assaulted by Jarel Drako Damone, which lead to Angel picking up an easy first victory of the Hardcore Nutcase. The second round was a little easier for Angel, as he was able to handle his own against the LAO after the Final Revelation on 187. The third round against James Rivers didn't start due to another intervention by the Dragon, which led to the final steel cage round with Bryan Bain, who thought he'd pick the bones...until another mythical intervention was revealed and by now, Jarel had revealed himself as Angel's savior with a Dragonslam and a barbed-wire steel chair shot by Angel, who managed to survive the Highway to Hell!] Artemis makes her way to EEW in a good fashion. After a brief girl-on-girl moment with Damita, she ended up in a good Mixed Martial Arts showdown with James Hunter, which ended in a draw.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:00 am
Monday Night Burn 10/07/09
This is illegal viewing!! Main EventExtreme Battle Royal Qualifier-Lauri Henry (HEEL) defeated Snypa (FACE) thanks to botched interference from Mike Landry. He tried to help Lauri by distracting Snypa, but Landry got sent crashing into the announcers table by Lauri himself! As Snypa laughed, Lauri rolled Snypa up for the win! Rating=A. Fun match! -Harli promo on his challenger at Illegal Viewing and the Masked Man who attacked him on the June Burn show! Quote: Heaven queen, cover me In all that blue Little boy, such precious joy Is dead to the world Heaven queen, carry me Away from all pain All the same take me away We're dead to the world Dead to the World began to play as as Harli began to walk down to the ramp with the EEW World Championship hung over his shoulder and down towards the ring, Once he reached the ring, Harli walked up the stairs as he climbed into the ring. Harli walked over to the ropes near the announcers as he was then handed a microphone.  Quote: Harli would put the mic on the ground for now as he began to take off the mask and cloak, Harli handed them to a stage hand before he walked back over to the mic and picked it up to speak.  "Tonight I will be covering two issues that I have at this current time, the first is about the attack on me and Emily on the June Edition of Burn by the Masked Man. Second issue is my opponent for Illegal Viewing, as I still don't know who he is, but first I will be covering the attack first." Harli took a brief break trying to not be too upset. "As you all are aware, Emily and myself were attacked from behind on the June Edition of Burn by a mysterious Masked Man, not only did he ruin my celebration but he kidnapped Emily." Harli's facial expression was showing signs of anger and sadness. "It hurts me on the inside to think about what could be happening to her, but if I find out who is responsible for the attack and kidnapping of Emily, I will not be held accountable for my actions against him." Harli then wiped a single tear away from his eyes, he shook his head in disappointment and sadness. "But Emily if you are watching, I love you" Harli yet again wiped another couple of tears away. However he mouthed a " I can't believe I said that on National TV" Harli then paced around the ring before coming to a complete stop "Now moving onto my opponent for Illegal Viewing, I personally didn't watch it but I heard the match was exceptional good, yet the person I was speaking too, didn't tell me who had won the match. However if the new number 1 contender is backstage, I would like to invite you out here to have a little chat." Harli then raised the EEW World Championship into the air, Harli began to speak again " I understand that if you don't come out here that you must be scared of me, which is fine, cause would still fight girls like yourself anyway." Harli lowered his mic as he watched the entrance for any signs of movement Quote:  Then It All Crashes Down!
And You Break Your Crown!
And You Point Your Finger But Theres No One Around!
Just Want One Thing.
Just to Be The King!
But The Castles Crumbled
And You're Left With Just A Name.
Wheres Your Crown King Nothing!The cloaked 2.0 appeared on Burn for the first time since One Night Stand, and stood on the stage, staring down at Harli in the middle of the EEW ring. Except he wasn't staring at Harli at all. He was staring at Harli's EEW World Championship. An icon that demanded respect. Arguably the biggest prize in the industry today. In his hand he carried, of course, Scepter the Sledgehammer. He walked down the ramp as the fans boo'd him harshly, the man who had ushered in the new Epoch of EEW under Chrono, making his way to the ring, had earned the ire of all the fans effortlessly. Kelly King walked up into the ring, stepping through the ropes. It was only then that he revealed, in his free hand hidden under his cloak, he'd had a microphone all along. He placed his hands down on the head of his Scepter, pressing it down in the mat as he stared still at the EEW Championship, and then, finally, at Harli from under his shaded hood.
"It takes a very courageous man to call upon the One True King, Harli. Courageous or stupid." King said into the microphone, face to face with the EEW Champion at last.Quote: Harli began to smile as he raised his mic to his mouth "Who cares what it is, I am just glad to know who's a** I'll be kicking at Illegal Viewing". This would the first time the crowd as seen Harli actually during his run in EEW. Quote: ----------The One True King---------- 
"Harli... you have made more than one grave mistake already, and the match hasn't even started yet. You're underestimating me, you're undermining me, you are threatening me, but worst of all... Worst of all you are disrespecting me." King stated slowly into his microphone. "General Managers Barker and Jayden disrespected me and now they no longer exist in this world I made." King stood his ground in front of Harli.
"You see, Harli, I've been around here a long... long time, and all I have ever wanted was the respect of my peers, the respect of the fans, and so far I have received no such inkling of that. I have fought, and clawed, and countless have knelt before the One True King in my quest to make EEW my kingdom, and I have done that through Chrono."
"The last thing I need... to claim my throne as the One True King of EEW is..." He lifted Scepter to point it at Harli's shoulder. At his title. "Right there. That prize is the only thing remaining in my conquest, and with that, comes the respect I so richly deserve. The respect that you earned when you won it. The respect that I would be giving you if you had not already insulted my gender and my skill. And I will tell you right now, Harli, that no one... no matter how large... dark... emotional... and mentally disabled will stop me from claiming that Championship as my own. Not after so long."----------2.0---------- Quote: "Large...Dark...Emotional and mentally disabled?. That pretty much sounds like Chrono to me but back on topic, if you want my respect and my World title, then you are gonna have to beat me for it at Illegal Viewing. However until you can beat me for this title then your not the King of EEW nor a real King for that matter." Harli was really excited about the match with Kelly King but still wanted to throw more words at him "Good luck trying to beat me, many people have tried but those same people have fallen at my feet, so what makes you think that your any different from those fools." Harli then remembered that Kelly King has already lost to him once before back last year in the Fatal 4 way match for the EEW World Championship "Oh yeah, didn't you already lose to me once before back in the Fatal 4 Way match last year". Harli couldn't help but smile. Quote: ----------The One True King----------
King grimaced. "A fatal four way and a one on one contest are not the same. There are any number of variables to take into account any person's failure in a Multi-man match. If anything you were lucky to have beaten me." 2.0 held onto his sledgehammer tight as he started to pace. He spins the Scepter around in his hand. "Harli, you can talk all you want, you can try and discredit me and rub my image in the mud, but it won't work. Sooner, rather than later, you will learn that all... including you... must serve The One True King."
"And lets face it... champ... your days are numbered. Your mind won't be on defending your title at Illegal Viewing. Your mind will be on... poor... scared... defenseless little Emily, locked away, pissing her britches because you couldn't protect her." King smirked under his hood back at Harli. "And after Illegal Viewing, you'll have no girlfriend and no title. News flash, Harli... champions... don't cry. Neither do Kings."----------2.0---------- Quote: Harli's smile turned into a smirk "I'll save her once I am doing kicking your non-royal a** all over Illegal Viewing. What you said about Champions and Kings don't cry is bullshit because I'll take the scepter and shove it far up your a** that you will cry." Harli backed towards the ropes alittle before speaking again "I am looking forward to the day, that I get beat, if it's by you." Harli took alook around at the crowd "Just maybe I'll take back what I said here tonight and not only that but you will have my respect". Quote: 2.0 was somewhat surprised that his comment had not resulted in some kind of rage-filled anger, and his grasp on Scepter the Sledgehammer loosened. "When you're kneeling at my feet handing me my title... then I'll respect you, Harli. Because when we're done at Illegal Viewing, it will be a miracle if your bloody, lifeless corpse can even make it to one knee." 2.0 smirked and then tipped his imaginary crown to Harli as he stepped backwards as if to leave. Rating=A. Return Match-Atrocity XXX (HEEL) defeated Diego Alva (FACE) with a Hurricarana pin. Rating=C. The match was going well until Diego suddenly vanished. -Diego Alva promo on why he returned and setting the record straight! Quote:
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The camera comes back from a commercial break with Diego Alva standing in the middle of the ring, microphone in hand. This promo is taking place before his match up with Atrocity, which is scheduled to take place later on that evening. Alva cheers can be heard throughout the arena and Diego raises a hand to quiet them down.
"THE BIG TIMER IS BACK BABY!"
The crowd erupts into more cheers, before Diego motions for them to be silent once more.
"But it was far from easy. The doctors said I would never wrestle again. They obviously didn't know how determined the Big Timer was."
With that comment, Diego couldn't help but smirk as the crowd laughed and cheered in agreement.
"I have shed a lot of blood, sweat, and tears to get back in shape. Spent many of hours in physiotherapy, on the table while I had skin graphs done, and in the gym to get into this square ring that I love so much."
Diego paused for a second, looking at each corner of the ring before continuing.
"I have asked for this time to set the record straight on a few things. Since I have been gone, a lot of wrestlers have come and gone and seem to have the wrong idea of who I am. You all heard what Harli said to me at One Night Stand. The Big Timer is religious? I don't know what kind of drugs he is on, other than the steroids that is, but he has his facts crooked."
The crowd cheered in agreement to what Diego said.
"First of all, that Mother -Beep-er Snypa from Bloody Reich dressed up like me. That impostor said I was religious, and you saw me destroy him at One Night Stand for all the grief he has caused me."
Diego paused for a second, obviously infuriated as the thoughts of Bloody Reich creeped into his mind.
"Before I go after my belt, I am here to settle a score. I have unfinished business with Bloody Reich."
Diego paused, realizing that some of the fans would not know the history between the three wrestlers.
"For those of you who do not know, I defended my title against C4 with Bloody Reich and Vampiro as my partners. I put a lot on the line in that match, because if any one of those punks got pinned, I would lose my belt. However, the Big Timer is a fighting champion, so I went with it. We won the match, but the next week, I was insulted by the same people I fought along side just the week before."
Diego hesitated a moment, rubbing his chin and obviously containing some anger.
"Snypa dressed up like my handsome self and proceeded to flaunt religious nonsense. While posing as me, he thanked Bloody Reich and Vampiro for 'stepping up to the plate' to defend my title."
He paused for a second, obviously now furious.
"I WOULD HAVE DEFENDED MY TITLE AGAINST THOSE BITCHES IN C4 BY MY DAMN SELF. I didn't need their -beep-ing help!"
Diego then paused, obviously gathering some composure before continuing.
"Needless to say, I didn't like this very much and confronted them. I took a beating, seeing as how there were two of them. But that didn't phase me. I accepted Snypa's challenge to that physco match. I am a fighting champion and I do not back down."
Diego allowed the crowd to cheer for a moment, before continuing.
"I lost the match and was lit on fire by Bloody Reich. I never loss my title. It was stolen from me by a couple of punks that had to use weapons because they couldn't get rid of me with their fists. I was unable to wrestle so I was stripped of what was mine."
Diego smirked, looking around at the crowd who was obviously on his side.
"That is why I am here to settle a score. I am going to DESTROY Bloody Reich. Then, I am going to reclaim what is mine."
Diego then turned to the stage.
"I am promising you guys this. Bloody Reich, watch your back because I am coming for BOTH YOU BITCHES! And Harli, you have something that belongs to me. You've been holding my gold for far too long. After I take out the trash, I'm coming for you big man. Do you want to know why?"
The crowd cheered.
"I think you know why."
Diego tilted his head back and raised the microphone to his lips.
"BECAUSE I AM THE BIG TIMER AND THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT BIG!"
The crowd said his catch phrase with him as his music began to pick up. He pointed at the arena and mouthed something that looked like 'I'm coming for all three of you' before the show took a commercial break. └-----------------------------------------------------------------------------┘ Rating=B EEW World Tag Team Championships Contenders Match-The Unholy Alliance (FACE) defeated The Dravens (HEEL) Rating=D. Despite the longer match, it also suddenly stopped like the below match. -Mike Landry promo on Snypa. Extreme Battle Royal Qualifier-Ryuu Sakamoto (FACE) defeated Bounty Hunter (HEEL) Rating=D. Match was too short. Ryuu failed to continue the match after his holiday. Open Bounty Area A note board in a very Wild west standard, there are several pins, nails and needles in it. There is a note hanging there with the writing:
What do you want done?
When do you want it done? There is no need for a special date unless you wish.
In any special way?
What do you offer for it? Not only money accepted.
This is what I need form you. I then do the job or don't do the job. It's just up to you to see.
If you brake your offer when the job is done, actions will be taken.
James, Bounty Hunter -The Unholy Alliance promo on why they deserve their contenders match later tonight. Quote: Brandon and Zarel are shown in the lockerroom, getting ready for their match, when Jarel and Janelle walk in. Jarel: You guys ready for tonight? You've finally got your shot to challenge for the tag titles. Quote: Zarel, who's sitting on a bench wrapping his hands before putting on his gloves, looks up. "We're more than ready for this. We've put in a lot of hard work to get to this point. It's about time we got what we've been working for." Brandon looks into his locker and pulls out one of his tshirts before responding. "I'm more than ready to go. My knee is back at a hundred percent, which means I can fly around all i want to without killing myself." Quote: Jarel gives a nod. "Good to hear. Although, you didn't look like you slowed down any at One Night Stand either. Now listen guys, this is where you have to back up my big words. Thus far, you've done that. You beat the Preditorz, and even I had to question if you could overcome their size and strength advantage. You beat Adam Mastrocola and whoever the hell he teamed up with on Drown a while back. You beat the Marines, you beat the Cardok-Saint connection. You've beat every team that's been thrown at you. Now, I have no clue who this team is you're up against tonight, but remember this. You two are killers. Tonight is about getting your shot at the tag team champions. You go out there tonight and you remind everyone of how you got this far. I don't care what it takes. Use whatever weapons you can find. Remember, you can be as extreme as you want here. All matches are extreme rules. I want to see brutality. I want to see blood. I want you to make sure that there's no doubt in anyone's mind that you're the number 1 contenders. And I want the champions to see that they've got a fight coming, I want them to realize that when you finally take them on for the titles, they're going to bleed. They're going to feel true pain. And I want them to question themselves. After tonight, the champions need to sit back and wonder if they have what it takes to even grace the ring with you, let alone beat you." Janelle laughs. "Someone's feeling a little brutal after beating the hell out of 2.0 at One Night Stand." Jarel shrugs. "I might be getting that itch to get back in the ring more often. Gotta admit, it was fun. And most importantly, it was brutal. It was a perfect example of how to demolish someone." Jarel looks at Zarel. "By now, it's obvious that you've discovered what a monster you are. I can see it. I see the hunger to make someone bleed in your eyes. Let no one ever again tell you that you don't measure up to me. You're a Damone. You're the true dominant force of the Unholy Alliance. Tonight, I'm counting on you to set the example. You're the oldest, and you've got something to make up for. Management didn't give you a match at One Night Stand. Give them your version of One Night Stand here tonight, ya feel me?" Quote: Zarel stands up, now wearing his black MMA style gloves. "Don't worry about it. I already had that on my mind. I'm using that as my motivation here tonight. I guarantee you that tonight we're going to walk out of here the new number 1 contenders for the tag titles. There's no one here in EEW that can possibly stand in my way, not even the idiots in management. Tonight is my night. Frankly, I might make that beating you gave 2.0 look like child's play with the mood I'm in." Brandon puts on his shirt and a matching baseball cap. "So, shall we go get this done?" Zarel nods. "Lets go." The two head out of the locker room Quote: Jarel looks at Janelle and smiles. "They've finally got it. I like how things are going." Janelle: Now it's my turn, right? Jarel: Damn right. Your time to shine. By the next Burn, I want you wearing that Vixens title and them wearing the tag titles. Then, we can let things get really interesting. Janelle: I'm guessing you're talking about the new recruits? Jarel: Yep. Two new members to the Alliance. That reminds me, let's go see what those guys are up to. Jarel and Janelle walk out and the camera goes black Rating=A Extreme Battle Royal Qualifier-Freakshow (HEEL) defeated Joshua Danielson (FACE) by submission when Joshua tapped-out to Freakshow sticking a fork into his chest! Rating=C. The match was slow thanks to Joshua's inactivity. But towards the end they built a interesting sequence of events! -Shock and Awe promo on their reunion! Rating=F -A Trip To Taipei, Taiwan Quote: The cameraman steps outside into the city night. It's still warm, but the temperature has lowered a bit. People walk down the sidewalk and tourists look up at how brightly the buildings' lights shine. The camera focuses on a lovely couple eating and then on a man yelling at a woman before raising his hand to slap her.
A second man, much taller, darker and more muscular, grabs the would-been abuser and locks him in a full nelson before wrapping his legs around his midsection before the smaller man finally manages to scream out that he's sorry.
The chocolate-skinned man lets go and the punk scurries off like a cockroach before walking to the camera.
"Woman beaters, heartbreakers, they're all the same," the man says as he gets closer. "As far as I'm concerned they're a strain on society. And these animals need to be cut loose as quick as possible."
The man is revealed to be Snypa in street clothes and no face paint as the camera moves backwards to the inside of the arena. Snypa follows.
"I watch a lot of Steve Wilkos and what he says is true. A belly rubber is someone who sympathizes with the abuser rather than the victim. The belly rubber invites the monster in for tea and cookies and a nice comfy seat on his living room couch. The belly rubber introduces Chris Brown into a steel cage and gives him a chain to beat a real man with for not being a belly rubber, even though said belly rubber got his a** handed to him. The belly rubber jumps a real man from behind backstage and smashes him in the face with the butt of a rifle."
Suddenly, Snypa makes it onstage to cheers.
"Mike Landry, without doubt, you are that belly rubber. For these past two weeks, you and I have had a role in one another's matches. For these past few weeks, you got what was coming to you. I warned you to keep my name out of your mouth, but you wouldn't listen."
Snypa keeps walking down the aisle as he makes it to the steps, removing his hat and entering the ring as he makes it up the steps.
"You can't hit and run any longer. You challenged me to a steel cage match that I originally reserved for Chris Brown. Now it's my turn to have some fun. And if I'm havin' fun, you're gettin' hurt."
And people notice something tied around Snypa's hands as he puts the string to his mouth to untie it with his teeth on both hands until the covering falls to the mat. What is revealed are taped fists covered with broken shards of glass from different sources.
"You call yourself the Heartbreaker?! Well, I break bones and tear flesh! I skin people like you alive with no mercy! But let's take a trip, Landry...because you and me are gonna go someplace special...like Taipei, Taiwan."
Snypa is fuming as he points a glass-covered fist toward the camera as the crowd gives an extreme(pun intended) pop.
"You wanted deadly force and pinpoint accuracy, right? Well, nothing screams those four words than...Illegal Viewing, the place I plan to grant your wish at. You're right, I didn't finish you off...but I don't regret it one bit. Because at Illegal Viewing, nothing will do the job better than a Deathmatch...well, a Taipei one, to be exact. Mike Landry, I've locked on and you will be picked off." Quote: Don't you wanna go for a ride
Down to the other side
Feels so good you could cry
Now won't you do what I told you!? Mike came out from behind the curtain, and to the surprise of the audience he had that same sniper rifle resting over his shoulder, and a microphone in the other hand. An evil grin was slapped on Mike's face as he stood on the stage starring down Snypa who was in the ring. "So, you're finally joining the party Snypa? You're finally finding that killer instinct I told you about? Well it's about god damn time that you listened to me! You're right, you need to be violent, this is ********! You take things to the extreme in order to succeed, or you get left behind! You are god damn right I took a steel chain and tried to cave in your skull, you are god damn right I wanted to fight you inside of a steel cage and end your career, and you are god damn right that I am a Heartbreaker because there is NOTHING...there is NOTHING inside of this human body more important than the heart, and I have mastered it. Not the skin, not the bones, not that tiny a** brain you have lodged in your head, the -heart-." Mike lowered his microphone and stared the fear of god into Snypa. "When you lose your skin, you will bleed. When you break a bone, you will heal, but when your heart is broken, -you will die-. And there is nothing in this world that will bring you back from that. So Snypa, if you are still so confident that you're ablities, your killer instinct is enough to take me down -for good- and end whatever strife you have with me, then hell yes I will accept your Taipei Death Match. BUT! IF YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST DOUBT WITHIN YOUR MIND THAT YOU MIGHT NOT WIN, then you should repeal your challenge and go on with your day. Do you understand me?" Quote: Snypa glares back at his adversary. It was inevitable that the Demented Genius of Extreme would challenge the Heartbreaker to his signature match. This Taipei Deathmatch would only be the second to happen in EEW and there would be no way that Snypa would go down.
Snypa looks at his left hand, confident in himself and his lust for blood and violence before looking back at the Heartbreaker and saying:
"A storm of blood and glass rains upon Illegal Viewing."
That's all that's needed to be said as Snypa drops his mic and exits the ring, storming up the entrance way toward Landry.... Rating=B. They then brawled but security quickly seperated them. Extreme Battle Royal Qualifier-John Cardok (FACE) vs Damien Le (HEEL) vs Travis Nightsky (HEEL) vs Chris Cross (FACE) Rating=B. A great match! Cross got the win by pinning Cardok after a long match and hitting his Finisher, The Redemption. -Pimp Squad (FACE) defeated The Tag Team (Matt Stone and Mike Landry HEEL) thanks to interference from Snypa, who is feuding with Mike Landry. He was disguised as a cameraman and attacked Mike with the camera. Rating=D. A promising match was hampered by early interference. Snypa should have waited a couple more pages. Debut Match-Harli (FACE) defeated Majin Inferno (HEEL) with a Figure Four Leglock. Rating=E. Majin's inactivity caused a short and abrupt end to the match. - Chrono Show Opening PromoShock announcement for the Extreme Battle Royal which will take place at EEW Illegal Viewing in August! Quote: The lights in the EEW Arena went dark, red lights began glowing throughout the arena. Carnage rules! " Carnage Rules" - Green Jelly begins to play Rockin' and rollin' my way through town,
Yeah, baby, I get around,
Make mine murder, paint the town red,
Squash any spider, hanging by a thread The EEW Owner, Chrono comes out as the crowd rises to their feet. He's wearing a black business suit with a green tie, and a red rose in his shirt pocket, and on his shoulder is the EEW FTW Championship. Accompanied beside him is Dr. Karla Sofen, Team Carnage's Administrator. Dressed in her Ms. Marvel outfit she blows a kiss to Chrono who acts like it hit him hard in the face, but he smiles. He spins a microphone in his hand as he makes a motion. Yuke comes out from the curtain dragging a chain, attached to the chain is Toxin. She pauses, then smiles waving to the crowd. Around her waist is the EEW/EWA (E2) Vixen's Championship. You can't run,
I'm having too much fun,
Listen all you fools,
Don't you know that carnage rules?
Told you once, I won't tell you twice,
Heed my word and pay my price. They all make their way down the ramp, and confetti begins to fall down to the ground. Toxin stays on the outside of the ring as the others enter the ring. As the music dies down. Quote: Dr. Sofen took the mic. "As all of you know, I had Johnathan Riker committed to the Sevii Selegaria Mental Hospital for Anger Management, and control. Now as his Psychiatrist, I am to inform all of you that he is recovering nicely, and soon he'll be able to return to EEW!" She said as the crowd cheered his name "RI-KER!! RI-KER!!" "Of course he'll be under my care upon his return, and under Doctor's orders.. Mine, he is not allowed to use weapons of any kind. That is apart of his treatment. We are trying to rehabilitate Mr. Riker, and I believe this would be the best type of medicine for him. Plus, he'll be back in EEW right?" She said. The crowd had a mixed reaction to it, but as long as Riker was coming back they didn't seem to mind too much. "Now then, concerning the Carnage Invitational Tournament. It's nearing the end, the semi-finalists were crowned at EEW Speed's PPV: The Grudge. Now for the finals.. So.. At EEW: Illegal Viewing, the final match in the Carnage Invitational Tournament will take place in a classic match.. HELL in a CELL!" she said as the crowd roared with approval, as she patted the EEW FTW Championship on Chrono's shoulder. "The winner will be the first ever EEW FTW Champion, and $100,000 richer." She said as the crowd applauded. Quote: Chrono took the mic "You know with all the taking over of EEW, I forgot about welcoming some of our newest team mates to Team Carnage. So I extend my invitation to Claire Hawkings, Travis Nightsky, Damian Le, Lauri Henri to come down to the ring. We have much to discuss." Chrono said casually "On that note, I'd like to say as one of my first acts as Owner of the new Extreme-r EEW, is to have qualifying matches for the Extreme Battle Royale Match, that will be taking place at the August PPV Illegal Viewing! Burn and Drown are welcomed in this match, why not. I own EEW, I CAN do that!!" Chrono said with a laugh. Participants to fight for the right on Burn Snypa Lauri Henry -Ryuu Sakamoto Bounty Hunter -Joshua Danielson Freakshow John Cardok El Anim/Damien Le Travis Nightsky Chris Cross Participants to fight for the right on Drown Saint Joey Kelly King 2.0 Mr. X Nuke Fusion Sanosuke Matt Shanahan Jacob Meyers Tyson Parks KJ Newfoundland Bryan Bain The titantron showed the competitors, including some Team Carnage and Tap-Out Mafia members! "That's what I call stacking the deck in our favor.." Chrono said casually. "Now why am I doing these things, why not strip titles and award them to people. Because unlike the previous owners, I don't believe in that crap. Now while the X-treme title situation maybe questionable, my reasoning were not. When Riker and if Riker returns he will be given a chance to regain his title. and I .... " Quote: Damian came out under Team Carnage's theme, along with the rest of the new members. His eyes seem to glow red as of the result. He shifts his gaze on the various members of the cult. Most of the people next of him seems to feel the same way. Of course, the word "seems" does not mean are. He first walks forward, trying to constraint himself from making a foolish and miscalculated mistake. Quote: Like Damian, Lauri came down to the ring under Team Carnage's theme although possibly everyone had a bad feeling about this Lauri seemed to be the most casual as he had his hands in his jacket pockets all the time. When he gets into the ring he puts his hands back in his jacket pockets looking down at the mat . Quote: Karla went quickly into doctor mode, as she glanced Lauri up and down. "You're still taking them aren't you? You DO know what those things will do to you? Right?" she whispered to him. Quote: Lauri's ear perked up as he heard Karla whisper to him which caused him to get nervous and somewhat defensive. "N-no I..." His eyes quickly widened as his voice was once again getting higher suddenly and as if by instinct he put one hand over his mouth and started to cough slightly. "coff, coff...sorry about that and no I've stopped taking them..." He answered back as quietly as he could. Quote: A very sullen looking Travis Nightsky came walking out from behind the curtain. No music played. He stepped out onto the edge of the stage as the fans began to cheer him wildly, he hadn't been seen or heard from since One Night Stand, where he was set ablaze by Chrono. There was still gauze over parts of his neck to cover up the burns he'd suffered at his opponents hands. Something was different about the man now. The spark in his eye was gone, and he refused to look up and acknowledge his fans. He slowly began to make his way down the ramp, his eyes on the ground. Quote: Claire had come out along with Le and Lauri, but she wasn't sullen. Just because she was apart of this...."cult"....didn't mean to had to be a total b***h. So as she walked down the ramp, she slapped a few hands and actaully hugged a fan! She stood in the ring and couldn't help but yawn. What did Chrono and "Ms. Marvel" want now? Quote: Chrono looked at everyone, I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your busy schedule for this little public group discussion. "I've chosen each and everyone one of you for a reason. A purpose, that purpose was my own and Karla's secret agenda but now... Now I can say it, you are all my Avengers.. Yuke, you're as sinister as they come, so it pleases me to say that you're the Sinister Spider-woman of the group. Everyone knows of Karla as Ms. Marvel, no sense explaining about that. Lauri, the berserk Canadian, what better role to fit the team than Wolverine, just work on those issues Karla and myself have discussed." Chrono said patting Lauri on the shoulder. "Damian Le, we've been enemies, tag team champions, and enemies. It's time to take all that into the past, you're this team's Captain Marvel. Claire, Claire, Claire. Sharp as ever, and your precision making thoughts make you the perfect Hawkeye for this team. Finally Travis, you've managed to go toe to toe with the God of Time, while you were defeated hence why you're here. Remember that the fire gave you new life, you're now reborn. You're the Aries of our team." Chrono said as the crowd was instantly silenced. They had just witnessed history. Quote: Damian does not want to be part of history, or at least in this history. He looks around him for a sign for things to come. Things are not what they seem to be... Realizing that everything is at stake, his contract, his job, and his life, Damian can only be silent until the very moment he can SHAZAM Chrono's whole scheme to bits. In reality, Damian only make a fist with his hands, trying to contain the anger that is building up. Quote: "I know what you're thinking Damian. Your life is like an open book. You despise me, and everything I stand for. Hence why I put you in this group. Because when the time does come, my final match will be with you.." Chrono said sternly "So pay attention, and learn a thing or two.." Quote: Travis refused to say anything. He stared at Chrono, his new leader's words ringing in the back of his mind. "You are all my ********, Travis hated that idea. Unfortunately he agreed to step into the ring with Chrono knowing full well the consequences should he lose. In the back of his mind he kicked himself in the groin over and over. Travis closed his eyes and took a deep breath, as something else came to mind. "Remember that the fire gave you new life, you're now reborn." This appealed to him. Perhaps Chrono was right. Maybe new doors were finally opening for the Prince of Darkness. Maybe Team Carnage was something that Travis truely wanted--no--needed. He gazed out into the crowd for the first time of the night. That was all it took for the spark to return to his eyes. He'd just realized something. "Chrono..." Travis held up his mic. "May I say a few words..." Quote: "By all means, that's why we are all here.." Chrono said as he opened the floor for Travis to talk. Quote: "Oh geez, he just had to say something... great..." He thought to himself as Chrono patted his shoulder talking about his "issues". Mind you being considered an equivalient to Wolverine he considered that as a compliment. All in all he kept to himself looking down to the mat once more with his hands in his pockets. Quote: Damian really hopes that Travis will put Chrono at his place. Quote: Travis raised his mic. He kept his eyes on the mat, as if trying to figure out just what to say. The fans grew silent with anxiety, wondering just what it was Nightsky was going to say or do. "I think you're right." The crowd murmured in confusion after that statement. "It's true that I've been reborn. Something's changed. I've realized something I should've a long time ago." What was going on? "I realize that part of me needed for something to change. I'm sick and tired of doing the same old s**t each week for these people and getting nothing real in return for it." It was perhaps the first time in Travis' EEW career that he'd ever been boo'd. He didn't react the the fans, just kept his eyes on the mat as he continued talking. "That's when you set me on fire. I'm..." Travis paused briefly, "With Team Carnage now..." The crowd boo'd even more! "And I'm gonna be honest with you. It totally blows." Now the crowd quieted down, not sure how they should react to that statement following Travis' earlier statements. "I don't like that I have to be here, I don't like you, I especially don't like you!" He'd turned his attention towards Yuke for the last part of that, recalling her attacking of Travis the night Chrono had challenged him for the inferno match. "But I'm a man of my word, so with Team Carnage I shall remain. But I swear this to you, my departure will never be far from my thoughts." Travis turned ro Chrono. "And I will some day have my payback." The fans were now starting to cheer Travis again. "But until that day comes, my loyalties will remain with you. And who knows, maybe that day won't come. All I have left to say to you is; don't try to control me. Don't manipulate me. Because while my loyalties will be with you, they cannot compare to my one true leader--Me." Now the fans were all out booing Travis again. 2 Months ago he would have been out here praising them, now he was insulting and ignoring them! Travis lowered his mic, having said all he needed to. The goofy and cocky grin Travis usually wore had been replaced by a sinister, more cunning one. Quote: As Travis finished his speech and Laurie turned around, the arena suddenly began to be filled with the sounds of a twanging guitar. A very familiar sound indeed that EEW hadn't heard in quite some time. Some people in the audience popped immediately, while the dull roar of the rest of the crowd began to build. As the drums kicked in, blue and purple lights began to swirl around as cold steam came pouring up from underneath the ramp. Soon after that, the full rift of "Fear of a Blank Planet" by Porcupine Tree played loud and clear for Team Carnage and the rest of the arena to hear. Elevating from a lift that brought him up to the center of the stage, the energy intensified as the familiar face of EEW's most depressed and forsaken superstar appeared: Shadow. Wearing a torn jacket with an old Forsaken T-Shirt, Shadow smacked a crowbar in his had as he looked down at the ring and all of the members down in there. Wearing a smile on his face, he looked around the arena, soaking in the energy that he had been absent from for nearly five months. Taking out a microphone from his back pocket, he raised it to his lips as his music was cut. "So I'm gone for five months, and THIS is what I have to come back to?" He pointed his crowbar down at the ring. "A bunch of B-listers with control issues." The crowd gave little remarks to that, since they were used to the cunning and manipulative Shadow of old. "And you in particular," now pointing the crowbar at Chrono, "Are more like Kathy Griffin: on the D list." That got the audience popping. "It seems to me like you're stuck in Comi-con, wishing you could kiss the a** of Stan Lee, and took over EEW like you were the DM in some Dungeons and Dragons game." He twirled the crowbar in his hand before speaking again. "Even your name reeks of LARPing. I don't know what to be more disgusted at: the fact that EEW management allowed Excelsior here to take control of things, or the fact that everyone else in that ring either lost to him," Then Shadow pointed the crowbar at Yuke. "Or prostrated themselves like a horny clarinet player." That got the audience roaring in approval. Just who was this guy and what did he do with the other Shadow? Quote: Chrono just stood there smirking, from Travis' statements, as well as Shadow's . As Shadow talked Chrono was fiddling in his jacket pocket, as he removed a piece of paper. He looked at it, then at Shadow. "Ah, that's all good let's see your....Shadow!" Chrono said as he looked on his list. The crowd roared while Shadow's name was said. "So after all of this time, you neglected to bring Sonic with you, where's Team Dark? Relax, cool your rocket boots hedgehog." Chrono said laughing. "Seriously though, this is Shadow everyone. He's a former EEW Champion, in fact the current champion Harli beat him to become the champ. Oh, and logically. Since I can beat Harli, that means that I can beat you. So you and your little crow bar can get to stepping." Chrono said making a shooing motion with this hand. "And for the record, there was no EEW Management, it was just those fools Barker and Jaydan running things, until well I stepped in. Lets face it those two knew nothing about wrestling and were always constantly bickering to prove who's show is better. Now with ONE OWNER, who runs all FOUR of the brands, there's no proving who's show is better. There is only one single unified EEW to produce an EVEN MORE EXTREME, even more VIOLENT, EEW." The crowd seemed to roar with approval, as they chanted E-E-DUB!! E-E-DUB!! E-E-DUB!! E-E-DUB!! Chrono removed his jacket revealing a sheath attached to his back, he place his hand on the handle of the sheath and removed a katanna. "Not my favorite weapon of choice mind you, but it when I said a more violent, more extreme EEW I meant it..." Chrono said as he pointed the blade towards Shadow. Quote: Travis looked on at Chrono. "A katana? Are you for ******** real?" He seemed confused. Katana's kill people, and that's not what wrestling is about. No matter how "Extreme" it was. Still, his hands were tied. It got even harder now that Nightsky had to look up at his former partner and friend Shadow. He blocked out the images of the old OECW, of the Tibetan Black Magicians. Now he just stood there, an intense look in his eyes, sighing in relief that Shadow hadn't said anything directly to him. Quote: Shadow nodded vigorously at Travis. "Thank you! I was just about to say that!" He then turned back to Chrono. "I'm sorry, Chrono, but I just can't take you seriously. You fed off of Kelly King's work and claimed it for yourself. Then you assembled a crackpot team of low-grade wrestlers to feed your little power trip, and now you think yourself a Japanese Shogun? And I thought I had issues." He turned his gaze to Travis, a mixture of anger and pity in his eyes. "I'll come back to you later." The crowd had a mixed reaction to Shadow's threat. It was never good when friends had harsh words for each other. "Granted, I don't mind a little more violence here and there, so at least you're on to something there. But just because you can beat Harli, doesn't mean you can beat me. Keep in mind, I only lost my belt because Harli pinned a stoned Samoan." The crowd popped at the mentioning of Samoa Dan, whom had since left the ranks of EEW. "And since you like to think logically, here's something for you to nibble on: you're in a ring, surrounded by a bunch of people who don't like you. You got a weapon you probably bought at a flea market, and you've never danced with the Forsaken One. Logic says, you're screwed." Quote: Chrono handed the katana to Yuke. "That's a better." he said as he cracked his neck a few times. "Everyone... Knows... Everyone knows that I have issues. That's why I have a psychiatrist, and she does WONDERS.." he said placing his hand on Karla. "Granted I put together a team, a team where half of the members hate me, but what better way to rise to the top? What better way than anger, aggression. Love and compassion have no business in this business. YOU of all people should know that." Chrono said casually. "As far as King Kelly goes, I believe that I paid him to do my dirty work. Course I could've paid someone else to do it, but having a King do it well, it seemed more entertaining. Besides, he wants.. No Demands respect, and what better way to gain respect than to take down a god. Even if that god manipulated him. Sure I said it. He'll get his payment though. Especially on next week's Drown, the renovations to the arena will be quite.. Amusing.. " he said as he walked towards Shadow and got in his face. "Now is there a reason why you've come out here, a match perhaps? Or something else?" Quote: "You have this plan with the Battle Royal, and the Carnage Invitational." A few pops for the mentioning of the big events. "And there aren't a lot of singles competition taking place. So, I'd like to fix that." He then pointed at Travis. "I want him in a match." The crowd went slightly nuts at the proclamation. Why would Shadow want to fight a good friend of his? "And my proposition is this: if I win, I get Travis' spot in the Battle Royal." Another pop. "And if I lose, then I will take on the fate of Travis: be set on fire, and forced to join Team Carnage." Now the pop nearly came to a near hush. "So what do you say, Shogun?" Quote: "Shadow..." Travis spoke into his mic, still refusing to fully look up at his old Team Mate. He paused, and cleared his throat. The arena was silent. "Shadow, I guess part of you hasn't changed at all. The fans might be cheering you tonight but the reason you're out here is still for your own selfish gain. Trying to take my spot in the Battle Royale? It seems like a pretty sad attempt to claw your way back up to the top." Travis stopped again, the fans now booing him once more! "Well guess what? After all these years I'm finally on my way to the top, and I'll be damned if a blast from the past is going to knock me back down even just a step. So you want it? You got it. For the first time ever, it's gonna be Me versus You." Travis paced a bit, "Sounds like fun, huh?" Quote: Shadow smiled back at Travis while the crowd was going nuts. Former partners were going to go at it with incredibly high stakes! "Travis..." After a beat, "You've fallen hard from the guy that I used to admire. You're no longer a Black Magician. You've been conned into an organization that you hate to be a part of. You've had your moments of greatness, so have I. This has nothing to do with a climb to the top. This is just my vendetta against forsaken individuals." Then taking a side glance over at Chrono, he added, "Also, your a bit rusty to have lost to Dragon Master over here." Turning back around, he nodded at Chrono. "So there you have it. At Illegal Viewing, it'll be Shadow vs. Travis Nightsky." Quote: As the promo ended and everyone had left the ring area, Team Carnage made they're way to the back. However Toxin stayed. He looked back at the crowd, as if he could tell something wasn't right around here. As he stood in the entrance way, a few sparks flew from the top of the titantron, following with loud bangs. Then suddenly a few of the wires holding up the titantron snapped, and it came crashing into the stage. Toxin however was in severe danger. He looked up only to see the massive steel object falling towards him. Before he could do anything the steel hit him hard, and sent him to the ground. Then by the shock of the crowd they could see Toxin pinched between the stage and the titantron. Medics, and staff rushed from the back as the frantically scrambled to try and free Toxin from the precarious position. He wasn't moving and the staff feared the worse. After a few minutes the titantron began to shift. They had managed to get crew up their and re-assemble the rig to lift the titantron back off the stage, but it didn't matter, Toxin was hurt, badly. EMT's came out and slowly got Toxin on a stretcher and rolled him out of the arena. The crowd was in silence as this could be a man's life in jeopardy. Soon the camera faded to commercial. Rating=A RatingsA=This is AWESOME! B=Extreme C=Entertaining D=Boring E=You SUCK! F=No Show
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:15 am
Thursday Night Drown 10/07/09
Drowning amongst the unwashed! Main EventExtreme Battle Royal Qualifier-Saint Joey (FACE) vs Kelly King 2.0 (HEEL)- After many false finishes and Victory for Joey in hand....... Quote: ----------The One True King----------
2.0 rolled out of the ring in a similar ache, but he had the mind to do it to avoid the pinfall before he suffered a huge loss to Saint Joey. On the outside, he crawled about... until his eyes lay on his saving grace. It was some amount of time before King was slowly sliding back into the ring, and slowly standing in pain... with Scepter in his hand.----------2.0---------- Joey was still struggling with his knee. He managed to get to one knee, looking down as 2.0 slid into the ring, almost as if he was bowing. Kinda poetic, don't you think?----------The One True King----------
2.0 almost slithered as he went on the attack, going to strike Joey in the head, but he would stop just short of hitting him, with expert precision. The commentators were baffled, and the EEW fans, blood thirsty pricks they were, wanted him to finish Joey...
2.0 instead lifted Scepter away... and offered Joey a hand up, as well as a hand shake.----------2.0---------- Joey lifted his head... and accepted the handshake!! He had a grin on his face, and this time, literally did bow his head to the King!----------The One True King----------
2.0 took a moment to lift Joey's arm in the air. The referee forcibly pulled their arms down, reminding them the match was not over, and so of course 2.0, being the kind monarch he was, blasted the referee in the face with Scepter.
2.0 walked out of the ring and hopped off the apron, aching. Venturing over to the ring bell, he rang it and shouted something at the ring announcer until finally they said into a microphone...
[ The winner of the match as a result of a forfiet... SAINT JOEY! ]
The One True King placed both his hands on Scepter's head, tipping his imaginary crown to Saint Joey.----------2.0---------- Joey saluted 2.0, remaining in the ring as the crowd went absolutely insane!! They hated 2.0 and Joey for the s**t they just pulled!! Joey raised his arm, turning it into a middle finger as the crowd began to throw their drinks towards the ring. Then they began to chant...
"EEW! EEW! ******** EEW!!"
Joey kicked the ref, who was unconcious on the ground, circling him before lifting him up, an evil plan forming.
"This is your EEW huh? HERE'S WHAT I SAY ABOUT EEW!!"
Joey was roaring as he lifted the red and planted him on the mat, in the centre of the ring, with The Eleventh Commandment!! He stood over him, his arms outstretched to his side.
"THIS IS THE NEWWWW... FACE... OF EEW!!"
Joey laughed menacingly as the show faded out, and the EEW logo flashed across the television screens worldwide, the final image of Joey standing over an EEW Official burned into the viewers minds...-Kelly King 2.0 promo on how helping Chrono has benefited him! Quote: Careful What You Wish...
Careful What You Say.
Careful What You Wish You May Regret It
Careful What You Wish You Just Might Get It!
Then It All Crashes Down!
And You Break Your Crown!
And You Point Your Finger But Theres No One Around!
Just Want One Thing.
Just to Be The King!
But The Castles Crumbled
And You're Left With Just A Name.
Wheres Your Crown King Nothing![ Please welcome... The One True King... Kelly King 2 . 0! ]
The lights faded to black at first, before going into strobbing silver and gold on the stage. The One True King came out without the aid of any pyro blasts or explosions, but he still held his sledgehammer aloft. He stopped on the ramp for a moment and looked out at the fans, staying cloaked under his hood. He snatched up Scepter as he made a slow walk down to the ring, the fans booing him quite loudly. He paid no mind to the civillians and peasants, walking over to the steel steps without incident and climbing up into the ring. 2.0 walked over to a corner, climbing up slowly and deliberately, before shouldering Scepter like a war hammer, staring out at the crowd. He jumped down, shaking the ring a little. He grabbed a microphone on his way to the center of the ring where he stood, hooded, with both hands on the head of his weapon. The lights faded in time with his music, until the latter was gone, and only a spotlight remained on him. The fans kept booing until King Nothing was finally ready to speak to them.
"You will all be happy to know that at One Night Stand, the One True King... was defeated by Jarel." And they were. The fans were elated, very happy to hear such news. "But I accomplished far more than a stunning contest with the Damone Creature at One Night Stand. I accomplished a greater good, and a greater goal. Truly, it was I who won that night. For you see, before my main event match with Jarel Damone... fans who ordered the Pay-per-view will recall my appearance at the top of the show. When I struck down Barker. And then, again, when I decimated my own personal chain, Jayden. Together, the two support beams that hold up Extreme Entertainment Wrestling were destroyed by simple swings of my Scepter. At One Night Stand, ONE PERSON brought in a new era of EEW. It wasn't Barker... it wasn't Jayden... and it certainly was not Chrono Clepsydra, despite his immediate claim of victory after I destroyed his enemies single-handedly..."
"No..." The fans were still booing him as King stood in the center of the ring, as still as a statue, the only thing moving were his lips and the edge of his cloak. "The one person who brought in the new era of EEW was... The One True King of EEW. Of wrestling. I was the single most important instrument in Chrono's takeover, for if I did not exist, neither would Chrono's new EEW. Chrono... you owe me everything. All I have ever wanted was to be recognized as The King. The very best. To be respected. But no one here in this arena has shown me that respect that I so rightfully deserve. No one in this company has realized how truly great I am, not yet. Night after night, week after week, month after month... I have destroyed superstars... and yet there is nothing. And so I destroyed EEW as it was and helped construct a NEW EEW. An EEW where I will be respected!"
"You will all learn of my great power here in EEW soon enough. You may take my words lightly now... but I implore you all to pay attention, for my victory for the EEW Epoch has not gone unrewarded. At the next Pay-per-view event... I will reveal to you all my first reward. And I gaurentee that in the final hour of that show... All will serve. The One. True. King."
Wheres Your Crown King Nothing!
-Marxx (FACE) vs Chrono (HEEL) Chrono end up beat Marxx with a power bomb into a corner. After hitting the turnbuckle hard, and ending up hitting his head on the steel to cause Marxx to bleed, Chrono picked Marxx up into a firemans carry position. Chrono then launch him high into the air, looking like a Go To Sleep; however Chrono dropped to the canvas and gave a stiff kick to the side of the neck as Marxx was falling. Marxx ended up landing on his knees then falling face first. Chrono covered Marxx near the ropes to get the pin fall. -Saint Joey promo about his recent return to the EEW ring!- TapOut Mafia Return with a shock! Quote: 
Original Fire - Audioslave
The arena was suddenly plunged into darkness and green spotlights turned on around the arena, randomly turning, seemingly looking for something or someone. Strobe lighting flickered around the arena ..
The original fire has died and gone, but the riot inside moves on ..
The original fire has died and gone, but the riot inside moves on ..
The original fire has died and gone, but the riot inside moves on ..
The original fire has died and gone, but the riot inside moves on!
The lights started to flicker around the arena, the green spotlights still shooting around the arena, bouncing against the walls and ceiling, illuminating the crowd momentarily before flying off again.
With a pen in one hand, taking a stand, drugged on kerosene
Eighty-four and five would find us something to believe
Right or wrong, with dirty hands on wires
Singing songs in dischord choirs
Screaming in braile, no temptress prize could ever yield anything so real ..
[From London, UK...The Prodigy...NUKE FUSION!]
The original fire has died and gone, but the riot inside moves on ..
The original fire has died and gone, but the riot inside moves on!
Nuke Fusion rose from the floor, his arms crossed and eyes closed. As he opened his eyes, he threw his right arm up as Green Pyro's shot off in a ring around him, the spotlights coming to fix upon his figure.
He then started to walk down the ramp, towards the ring, looking around the Arena.
Golden soldiers born much older than they'll ever live to be
Diving into a sea of hands in a long forgotten city
Here the rain falls ever after, the strangled vines hang dead in rafters
The blood rushed to your head induces a laughter, endlessly ..
Sliding in to the ring, he then took a leap and landed on top of a turnbuckle, raising his fist in the air.
The crowd jeered Nuke quite serverely, but that didn't bother him one bit. Jumping down, he stood still and lifted his chin slightly, staring out at the vast crowd.
The original fire has died and gone, but the riot inside moves on ..
The original fire has died and long gone, but the riot inside moves on!
As the music died, Nuke looked out at the arena, everyone seemingly confused as to why Nuke had come out during a segment that wasn't his.A near stage hand looked over at Nuke, and was shot a glare that would send a shiver down any normal person's back. Reacting quickly, he ran over to the announcer's table, where he grabbed a microphone. Rushing back to Nuke, he held it between the bottom and second rope. Nuke leant down, snatching the mic away from the common tech guy.
Turning back towards his audience, Nuke decided it'd be best to address them now, in order to stop the jeers of the vociferous crowd.
"That's right, your Uncrowned Champion is here!"
The crowd set in to a second deep jeer, before chants of 'Bring back the Saint!' suddenly began to flood the vast sold-out arena. The whole of EEW was suddenly wondering where Saint Joey was, when this was meant to be his segment on the show.
"Your so-called Saint has had his part replaced by myself, The Prodigy, Nuke Fusion. This part of EEW's show is now about the Tapout Mafia, and their second coming. In their first time around, the Mafia were able to cause havoc, even rumours of a merger with Team Carnage were floating around at that time. But now, alas, it has dropped down to just myself .. Until now. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you the second member of the Tapout Mafia .." There was silence for a few moments...
Then... Suddenly...
”Saint Jimmy” by Green Day blares across the arena...
St. Joey's coming down across the alleyway...
Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade...
Lights on the silhouette...
He's insubordinate...
Coming at you on the count of One, Two...
One, Two, Three, Four!
A single pyro erupts from the base of the titantron, sending a shower of sparks onto the steel ramp below. The sparks are suddenly broken as Saint Joey leaps through the centre, protected from the sparks by a mask, hovering in the air! Smoke pours from his back, out of two pipes. He appears to be wearing some sort of jet pack. A spotlight shines down on him as he raises his sceptre above his head, before gently floating down. As the smoke stops, his long coat sways in the remaining breeze. The pack detaches from his back, and falls to the ground with a loud thud.
He bounces on his toes as he looks down, before raising his head and stretching his arms out wide in a crucifix shape, to a roar from the crowd.
The spotlight is still shining over him as he grins, before a sudden flash of light fills the arena with a bright, white light, it's warmth lost by the betrayal of Joey to his fans.
He runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring under the bottom rope. He slides for a second before pushing himself to his feet, heading to the far turnbuckle. He jumps to the second rope, putting his hand over his eyes, looking over the negative audience as he takes off the mask. After a few seconds he drops the mask to the floor, lowering his arms to his sides and stands still, before taking a small jump to the top rope, taking a seat on the top turnbuckle and taking off his coat, throwing it to the ropes.
Rather then his normal wrestling gear under his coat, he was wearing a black suit and tie. He grinned, pulling sunglasses and a cigar from his top pocket. He put the sunglasses on and put the cigar in his mouth, as the audience began to boo.
"YOU SOLD OUT!! YOU SOLD OUT!!"
He steadily stepped down, abandoning his acrobatics for style. He laughed as the audience continued to jeer. He put his hand out, offering a handshake to Nuke, waiting to see if he had anything else to say before giving Joey the microphone... Looking over at Joey, Nuke smirked maliciously, that signature smile growing slowly on his face. Taking the handshake, Nuke then passed him the mic. Joey took the mic, tossing it from one hand to another, still grinning as the crowd bood. He straightened his collor before bringing the mic to his lips to speak...
"As I stand here before you, the filthy public, all I can hear amongst the idiotic cries are 'You sold out... you sold out...'
And you know something? You're right. For years, and years, as long as I can remember, I have sold out each and every EEW event I have participated in! Every single one of you looked at the match cards, and if I wasn't there, you would turn away in disgust. I have put on countless... COUNTLESS... 5-Star matches..."
The crowd continues to boo...
"SHUT UP! YOU WILL LISTEN WHEN I AM SPEAKING!!"
The crowd boo louder.
"I deserve, no, I DEMAND your respect!! I have given everything for you people. Hell, I remember in a match with Cardok, my heart stopped beating. I DIED IN THIS RING, DAMMIT!! And it was all for you people! Well now, I'm killing something else. I'm killing my pathetic previous ways. You could say... the Saint has been converted. I'm not looking out for you anymore, I'm looking out for ME!! Something I should have started doing a long time ago!!"
The crowd's jeers are deafening as Joey half-heartedly laughs into the mic.
"Mark my words EEW, listen when I say this. In this very ring, you are looking at the NEW, IMPROVED... TapOut Mafia. We are taking EXTREME to a new level, one... victim... at a time. Believe the Saint when he says... business... is about to pick up!"
Joey smiles as only an Englishman can as he hands the microphone back to Nuke, cracking his knuckles as he does. Nuke still had that same malicious grin on his face from earlier, and it seemed to show no signs of wearing off. As he was passed back the microphone, Nuke called over to a stage hand, who reached up over the top rope and passed him a black shirt folded over.
Walking back over to Joey, Nuke unfolded it to reveal a TapOut Mafia shirt. Turning it over, the name Saint Joey adorned the shoulders [shirt to be revealed soon]. He held it out to Joey, a small hint of seriousness now on his face. Joey nodded and grinned. Rather then putting the shirt on (as it would have been impractical over his current attire), he opened it and held it over his head, like a banner, showing his pride of being in the TapOut Mafia.-Mr. X (FACE) vs Nuke Fusion (HEEL) - After a 20 minute battle Nuke hitting the Deific Effect to beat Mr. X. -Saints Champion promo on his challenger. Quote: Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the 4-time American Music awards winners, 3-time MTV Video Music awards winners and multi-platinum band: Guns N’ Roses!People’s attention is now on the entrance ramp, where the band is ready to play a song from their "Chinese Democracy" album: Shackler’s RevengeI got a funny feeling
There's something wrong today
I got a funny feeling
And it won't go away
I got an itchy finger
An they'll be hell to play
I'm gonna pull the trigger
An blow them all away
Don't ever
Try to tell me
How much you care for me
Don't ever
Try to tell me
How you are there for me
I don't believe there's a reason (Oh no)
I don't believe it
I don't believe there's a reason (Oh no)
I don't believe it
I got a wicked demon
His hunger never fades
I got an empty feelin'
I won't be home today
Don't ever
Try to tell me
How much you care for me
Don't ever
Try to tell me
How you are there for me
I don't believe there's a reason
I don't believe it
I don't believe there's a reason
I don't believe itBefore Buckethead goes for his solo, Axl Rose takes the microphone and turns himself in a ring announcer. Axl Rose: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your NEW EEW Saints champion: MARXX!After Axl announced Marxx, Buckethead starts his solo, and Marxx runs out of the curtain, wearing his signature black leather coat, and his newly won gold around his waist. He sprints to a side of the ramp, jumping and raising his chain, then runs to the other side, where he does the same before high fiving Axl Rose. He comes back to the middle of the entrance ramp, where he tilts to the left and does an X with his arms in front of his face. He stays in that position for a second before suddenly extending his arms to each sides as two spots in the air flashes on him, and 2 others on the ground flashes to the roof, creating two "X"s of light in front of the ramp. No one is stoppin' you
From a doin what you want to do
No one is stoppin' you now
Stoppin' you nowHe starts walking on the ramp, clapping in the nearest fans hands. He stops in front of the ring, then turns back by the fans as he takes off his leather coat . Then, he rolls inside the ring and jumps on a corner, where he does an X with his arms in front of his face before extending them to each side. He jumps off the turnbuckle and does the same thing on the opposite side as confetti falls from the roof, and when he jumps off the corner, gold pyro fountains comes out of the corners, adding more shiny stuff to the whole mix. I don't believe there's a reason (Oh no)
I don't believe it
I don't believe there's a reason (Oh no)
I don't believe it
I don't believe there's a reason (Oh no)
I don't believe it
I don't believe there's a reason (Oh no)
I don't believe itAs the band finishes, they receive a standing ovation. We come back from commercial break as Marxx is now in the middle of the ring, the Saints championship on his shoulder. "WWWWWWWWWWWWHAT'S UP, MARXXADDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICTS!" he yells as the crowd goes crazy. "Woo! This feels so good to finally feel rewarded for your efforts! And it feels even better to see there's many people showing you respect like you never thought you would ever had! And I'm not talking about you fans, don't worry, I could feel each and everyone of you pushing me in the back and keeping me on my feet during this whole match, hoping to see me walking in a little different as I walked out, this being with an extra 20 pounds of gold and leather!" he said as the crowd roared again. "You know, many told me that whatever what I'll do, I'll never get the chance to shine on EEW, that I just wasn't good enough to make it to the big league. All the people like Jed, the guys who couldn't stop restraining themselves from giving me a liiiittle something for my loyalty, not counting my participation to the invasion with RWA of course, to this brand and helping EEW to be one of the most respected business among the wrestling world, I have only one thing to say: You can all go ******** yourselves! Damn, it feels so good to finally laugh at them!" he said as the crowd showed their agreement. "This championship is a turning point in my Extreme squared-circle career. In fact, it shows to everyone that even if their time isn't now, it will come later. It took me two years, but I finally did it. I went from being everyone's punching bag for over a year, going from Shock and Awe to Poisin with a little stop on the Bloody Reich and Cruentus Fas avenues, to become the one who Marxxifies your Friday nights each time he steps inside the ring. In the last year, I discovered what I was made for. I'm made to wrestle, I'm made to entertain, I'm made to throw parties and leave my Marxx on each and everyone of you a way only a few wrestlers did!"He took a pause to control his emotion. Otherwise, he would start crying in front of everyone. "And tonight, I want to take the opportunity to make a promise to everyone of you guys. I promise you that for as long as I hold that belt, you will see me going wilder than I've ever been, hitting harder than I ever did, and show more devotion to this business than I ever showed. From now on, I will do everything in my power to give to this championship something it didn't have during the former champion's reign: Honor and prestige!" he said "And the first step starts now. To be honest with you guys, I look at the championship and I'm really wondering what my name does on it. I know I fought hard to get it, but I actually don't feel like it represents me since, as most people knows, I have nothing of a... Saint. So, I talked to the upper management in a way only me can do it and we decided that the Saints championship was no more. So ladies, gentlemen and Marxxaddicts, you will all be the witnesses tonight of the rebirth of the EEW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!" he said to a positive reaction. He took off the wings on the championship and took a towel to take off the addition of "Saints" over "Television". "So, take this date in note, because a wind of change just blew over not only this championship, but over the whole federation. Because as long as I will be this champion, I will represent all what this business has been built on: Devotion, passion and most of all, risk! I will be a fighting champion and make sure no one forgets my reign as Television champion" he said as he raised the title in the air. "Devotion.. Passion.. RISK.. I like that.." could be heard throughout the P.A. System, as the EEW Owner Chrono stepped out from the curtain. "I gotta say, I'm impressed. Lose a title, win another. That's the story of your life. I can relate to that." he said casually. Fans of Banzai would knew that at the last show, a new E2 World Champion was crowned when Snypa threw Marxx into a contraption of light tubes, to win. "You know Marxx, I was going to challenge or better yet force myself into the match between the winner of the Saint's Championship..." he says as the crowd boos heavily. "Allow me to explain my reasoning, before boo me! There as I was saying, I view the Saint's Championship as a poison to my reign as owner of EEW. It symbolizes hope, and well. I want to be sure there is NO HOPE for those who would attempt to overthrow me." There was a mixed reaction from the crowd. "Though, I think you knew this Marxx. Hence why you decided that rather that fighting me for the Saint's Championship.. You'd destroy it and like a phoenix rising from its ashes you brought life into an old championship. The EEW Television title.. Reborn. Kudos to you for destroying that hope Marxx, kudos for to you because now I won't have to take the hope of EEW and destroy it. Like I would've destroyed you.. " Chrono's music played as he went back to the back. -Matt Shanahan (FACE) defeated Sanosuke (FACE) in a awful, inactive match. Extreme Battle Royal Qualifier-Jacob Meyers (FACE) vs Tyson Parks (HEEL)- After a series of punches Tyson ducked a punched having Jacob end up turning into a kick by Tyson then a piledriver for the pin fall. Extreme Battle Royal Qualifier-KJ Newfoundland (FACE) vs Bryan Bain (HEEL)- In a great back and forth match Bain was able to counter a cross face into a pinning combination ending up winning the match. -Bryan Bain promo about his recent feud with The Angel. Quote: Just as the first word's of The Hollywood Heartbreaker's theme hit the PA, the crowd erupted into a frenzy of boos, and insults. The cocky superstar walked from the back, through the thick smoke that engulfed the stage. Sporting, as usual he trademark furcoat, and platinum chains, and jewelry, with a pair of stunna shades. Bryan stopped at the top of the ramp, and dropped he's furcoat off he's shoulders, showing off he's model like physic. Then he rolled he's shoulders and got he's coat draped around he's shoulders once more. Bryan then made he's way down the ramp, as a few girls could be heard screaming over the waves of jeers. Bryan simply kept he's cocky smile planted on he's face as he made he's way down to the ring. Bryan then rushed up the steel steps and across the apron, whipping he's feet before entering the ring. Bryan didn't bother with getting on the turnbuckle and made his way over to the other side of the ring to grab a mic. After receiving the mic, Bryan made his way back over to the middle of the ring and scanned the crowd.Slowly Bryan raised the a hand to the sky, and the mic to he's mouth. "Tonight... EEW Drown is brought to by... Me." The crowd let out another wave of boos as Bryan once again praised himself. "Now.. I know that tonight I was supposed to address my recent feud with.. Well a certain somebody I won't mention right now cause he's not worth it." Again the crowd let out a boo. "Luckily for you fans through I will indulge you with saying something about him, and MY feud with him." Bryan paused adding to the drama. "I'm done with him. That man is not worth my time, and not worth the money that you fans so graciously by tickets for. Yes, I'm not going talk anymore about him, cause I have bigger and better things to do. You see After the Grudge I decided I'm gonna set my sights on something bigger and better then that certain somebody, and climb higher up the ladder. Tonight.. I'm staking claim at the recently re-instated EEW Television Championship!" The crowd for once actually cheered Bryan's words as they were more then willing to see a Party Animal vs Hollywood Badboy match. "That's right! From here on out I'm done with you know who, and I'm gunning for you know what.. Marxx, and he's EEW Television Title.." Shacklers Revenge from Guns 'N Roses starts playing as Marxx comes out of the entrance, his newly earned championship on his shoulder. He approaches from the ring and walks on the steps before getting inside through the ropes. He gets closer from Bain, only to take his microphone from his hands. "This object is, until further notice, confiscated. Learn how to speak with your brain and not your ego and MAYBE I'll give it back to you." he said. "You see, like you said, I am the newly crowned EEW Television champion and I made one of the best moves by re-instating the championship because the competition has never been this voracious, this passionate, this wild when it was called the Saints championship. The day after I earn it, I learn that there's already 2 people aiming for it, the first being the official #1 contender, Mr. X, and then... You." he said. "First of all, I'd like to ask you a simple question and I give you one second to answer it since it's a really short word: What have you done here?"He waits one second, and then imitates a buzzer in the microphone "*BUZZER!* Time's up! The answer is: ... Nothing"
"You know, I'm all for people wanting to step up their game and aim the moon, so if they miss their shot, they reach the stars. But unfortunately for you, I think you didn't stuck enough fuel in your rocket to propel yourself this high yet. Do you know how much time it took me before getting this championship on my shoulder? It took me two years! TWO LONG YEARS! 24 months of wrestling to survive in this jungle, to build myself stronger and finally reach a goal so hard to get to that I can count with the finger of one hand the number of people who made a name for themselves during their championship reign."
"If you think you're even a percent what these guys has been, then prove it! Give us a sample of what you can do! And let me tell you right now, the Angel was nothing compared to what's on your way to this championship. Rabid dogs are chasing each other, biting hard to be the only one standing, the last in the wildest before going after the top wolf, the one sitting on the cliff and watching them all fighting each other to the death, in hopes to push him down and be the one sitting there. And last time I checked, there's still a lot of angry competitors on your way. If you don't beat them, they will chase you back before you can even reach me. Trust me when I say this: Once you cross my path, if you ever do, I'll make sure the only way you touch this championship is when I crack your skull with it!"
"I don't mean to be cocky of full of myself when I say this, but I simply expose the fact and tell you you're not ready for the big leagues, at least not here. I saw many people like you, thinking they could be the top of the industry just by snapping their fingers, but they hit a wall once they discovered how rough people could be. And now, all they're doing is traveling across the country, getting a hundred bucks to get their a** kicked by people who won't even make it further than where they're at."
"And be sure it will be a pleasure for me to be your reality check. I'm not afraid to hurt your ego, and you neither. So if you ever... EVER attempt to step on my way once again, be sure that I'll do what I did to many who tried to stop me before: I'll simply leave my..."He raised the microphone as the crowd screamed "MARXX!" "... On you!" Bryan looked back and forth to the crowd as Marxx pointed out he's achievements here in the EEW. He began to grow angry as Marxx rubbed in the fact. Just as Marxx let out those last words, Bryan had heard enough. He snapped, he raised he's mic and went to take the bottom of it and thump it across Marxx's forehead. If Bryan was succesful and the the attack drop Marxx to the ground, Bryan would go to mount Marxx and send a flurry of left and rights to the Champ's skull.Great... Now Marxx had a red circle mark with the one of the on light and the switch in it on the forehead. And I'm not talking about the punches yet, that would just complete the set with a headache.. Bryan got to he's feet after nailing Marxx with a series of hard shots to the head. He stood next to Marxx and leaned over him, screaming in he's face. "You wish you me!" Bryan then went to pull Marxx to he's feet and it him with The Bryan Bain Experience, aka, The Switchback!~Reverse full-nelson sideslam. It's kinda like a Rock Bottom, but I drop you on the back of your head.~
Just Bryan Bain was about to deliver a finishing blow to Marxx, the crowd is riled up once more, Mr. X running towards the ring, his facial expression, one of determination and sheer anger. He rolled into the ring, attempting to halt the attack by shoving Marxx would disrupt Bryan Bain's attempt.Before Bryan could plant Marxx with The BBE, he sees Mr. X charging the ring. Just as Mr. X rolls into the ring, Bryan drops what he's doing and bolts. He runs sliding under the bottom rope, closest to the announcers table. With a look of shock and frustration Bryan runs he's hands through he's short hair, and stares at Mr. X. "What are you doing here?!" Bryan yells without the help of a mic. Bryan then makes he's way around the ring and to the ramp.Mr. X ripped open his signature black dress shirt, pointing at Bryan Bain, shouting out, "Come on!" He said, leaning over the ropes, veins popping out of his temples. You could tell he was pissed.Bryan began to yell insults and excuses from the ramp, as he slowly backed up the inclined steel.Mr. X followed Bryan Bain with his eyes, watching him walk up the ramp, nodding his head as one hand gripped the top rope. He turned and looked at Marxx for a moment, before climbing out of the ring and looking at the Television champion. His hands went at his waist, back and forth symbolizing the title around his waist then he pointed towards the belt.As Mr. X turned to face Marxx and he's Television Title, Bryan had come back from he's retreat. He came charging behind Mr. X, going for a hard forearm shot to the back of Mr. X's skull.Mr. X goes down from the forearm shot, his head jerking forward and hitting the apron before falling down to the side of the ring, limp.Marxx went back up and then approached from the microphone, grabbing it. "It seens like there's some people who can't contain themselves before Barely Legal! So here's the deal. Mr. X, I'm supposed to face you this Sunday and it will still happen. Bain, it sounds like you need a little attitude adjustment, and it can't wait before Barely Legal, so by now, consider the TV championship match... a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!" he said as the crowd cheered to the idea. With that said, Marxx slid outside, going for a forearm to Bain's back. After all, X saved his a**, so why not saving his in return. Bryan smirked as Marxx stated he wanted a Triple Threat match, Bryan loved the idea. Then just as Marxx slid out of the ring and came charging at him, Bryan saved face and turned tail. Retreating to the back.Marxx watched him walking to the back, offering a hand to Mr. X, simply helping him to get back on his feet. Mr. X's hand came up and he had been helped up by Marxx. Once on his feet, his right hand found the back of his head and he stared at his future opponent. Backing up towards the ramp, Mr. X still had the same determination on his face before Bryan had attacked him. He turned and let his arm fall to his side, walking towards the back, leaving Marxx at ring side. -Mystique, Janelle Damone and Emily Cullen (FACE) vs Damita Ace, Yuke and Claire Hawkings Yuke pins Mystique after a HUGE over head Belly to belly suplex. -Bianca (FACE) vs Duane Wages (HEEL) Duane is caught by surprise after Bianca flashes him, only to be rolled up. -The Angel (FACE) defeated Matt Draven (HEEL) -Earl Jenkins (FACE) vs Christina Parks (HEEL)- Christina Parks won via pin fall after the ManLess drop to Earl. -The Marines (FACE) vs DJ and Josh Burner (FACE) vs The LAO (FACE)-The Marines won by making 187 tap out to a boston crab. - Masked Man Show Opening PromoFind out who is this masked man person, where Emily is, and what is his future in EEW? Quote: Real Wrestling Alternatives Power and Glory theme song, Linkin Parks- Qwentry, played at the very beginning of Drown. Footage of Real Wrestling Alternative were shown on the video showing devices at the top of the ramp way. RWA wrestlers such as Harli, Marxx, K Fresh, Samoa Dan, Shadow, Hayley Stone, Mavlik Young, Freakshow, Codi Paige, Alex "Havok" Summers, and "Mad Dog" McLendon were seen wrestling their hearts out on from of an open and live wrestling event. Some of the footage that was used was founded from house shows, darn matches, and pay per view events. After some of the footage was shown in EEW the crowd gave a mixed reaction wondering who the hell this could be or could not be. The masked man came out with a microphone in his back pocket while wearing a pair of black Levi's. The Masked man walked down to the ring in his black mask with a voice change on the front of the mouth whole the same way he has been talking to hide his voice. He walked to the ring ignoring people yelling at him for the kidnapping of Emily here in EEW. The masked man had no shirt on to show the scares of his past in companies like Real wrestling Alternatives or Extreme Entertainment Wrestling. The masked man stopped at the wrestling ring skirting that is on each side of the ring. The Masked looked around before walking to the steel steps around the corners of the ring. He walked up each, and every, step on those stairs just trying to waste time for everyone. The masked man wiped his feet before entering the EEW ring. He moved to the farthest turnbuckle, so that he could jump to the second rope. He looked the crowd as they stared back at him. This masked man noticed this crowd was less violent as before when he kidnapped Emily. Of course he was not sure if some of these viewers even watched last Burn, or been on EEW.com. This man stood on the second ropes for 30 seconds longer to just watch as people react to him doing nothing. After those few seconds Qwentry stopped when he walked to the middle of the ring. He stopped to hear his music stopped. The masked man yanked the microphone out of his back pocket.
"Who said to end my music? I am a guy that is tired of not being at top here in Extreme Entertainment Wrestling because when you are on top of EEW you get respect. Everyone respects the top guy in some way or another..So Tonight I am going to be the top guy. So play my music. "
The masked man waited for the people in the back to play the musics while he stood in the direct center of the ring. The audience started to boo more than cheer now.
"I'm going to wait a second before I go to the backstage area and beat the living s**t out of each one of you that is controlling my music."
Masked man stood for seven long seconds before heading out of the ring. He did not leave the ring because when he touched the top rope his music started again.
"That's better you idiots in the back."
The viewers watched on as he walked to another corner as he puts the microphone in his back pocket. Where he did the same exact thing by standing on the second ropes. The crowd chanted "This is boring" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap!* He stood in the same spot watching everybody. He stepped down from the ropes after three rounds of this is boring. He walked to the middle of the wrestling rings while he had taken the microphone out of his back pocket.
"Okay people in the back. Stop my music as I am about to start talk to these imbecile watching probably the most underrated wrestler here in EEW. " He watched the crowd as he just got cheap heat from calling them names. The music stopped. "About time idiots. As you may have seen in the past month or so. I, masked man also known as." He was stopped by the crowd chant shut the ******** up." *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap!" "Was that necessary people? Seriously I have been here in EEW for two or three years. I have shown my heart on my sleeves every time I hit the wrestling ring. My life here in EEW has been Hell. So what I did to Emily was what happen to me since my coming over here in EEW from RWA. " The audience booed RWA as this masked man said those three letters yet again. "Do not worry EEW I have freed Emily so she will wrestle tonight." He paused a second. "But I only freed her because I respect her. Yet unlike in RWA where I was disrespected by the people on countless occasions. Not just the people but also the people back. As you might have noticed in my video that was shown to night showed many wrestlers from RWA and a few that came over here to EEW." The masked man took a breathe because talking into voice change was really hard to do when your not uses to the darn thing. "They were also all in the RWA hall of fame except for the current EEW world champion. Harli! " The crowd cheered for Harlis name for he had both wrestling fans but also pity fans of what had happened. " I stayed awake at nights wondering why I was never in a Hall of Fame. " A few members in the front row started a "You Suck!" chant. He turned towards the section placing the microphone towards that section tried to amplified the sound to be heard in EEW speakers around the building. The fact of the matter masked man could have moved the microphone away from them, but it could be still heard because that chant started like a wild fire in the woods. "That's why nobody respect you EEW fans. You have a person that thinks they control fire, or a rapist that makes you j**z your pants, or even a big dumb idiot that in charge. As I have stated that this inner beast of mine came out of me after a few events. " The audiences started a "Shut the ******** up! Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap" chant. It must have been his deep voices doing this. " It must be my deep voices and the fact that everybody does not have an idea on whom this man in the ring, that has been wasting your time, is. I tried to show my face, but you just started to chant something what was it. Let me think. " The crowd kept at the "Shut the ******** up.Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap!" " Yes that was the best one yet. But that does not answer the fact of whom I am under this mask. So I will all show you. Right Now! " The masked man slowly reached to the back of his head. He waited a few seconds before shocking the world. Yet again! The masked man began to laugh as his blond hair was shown to the world. He began to laugh more when he removed the mask to eyes. Just showing all his hair and fore head only. A few EEW figures began to boo at just the hair color of him. This man yanked then masked off his face and flung it on the ground. The man looked slowly as the camera pan his face it noticed the eyes followed the ascending of his head. The crowd chant "WHAT THE ********!" This man hoisted the microphone to his lips, really not that close, just enough to pick up the voice of someone who was whispering. The crowd changed from What the ******** to Just ******** you!. "I AM NOT THE BOGGEYMAN. I AM JUST THE WORST PERSON ON THIS GODDAMN PLANET! AS YOU MAY NOW REMEMBER FROM MY FACE!!!! I AM..This man was shouting into this EEW patten microphone. The public was stunned at this person presence..Not just stunned but pissed at this man for everything he has done everyone in EEW so far to even go this far to get a reaction out of the masses.  "YOUR FUTURE EXTREME ENTERTAINMENT WRESTLING WORLD CHAMPION!!! I AM JED!!!!!" The crowd had erupted already at the sight of his face, but him just confirming the facts that were at hand just pissed them off. Jed stood in the middle of the ring grinning at everybody watching around the world. The crowd was in shock and awe to that Jed was in front of them after he retired at One Night Stand. This was the first time EEW viewers have seen or heard Jed since One Night Stand. Jed lowered the microphone just soaking in the bad guy vibe that he has known to love. Jed walked to the left corner nearest the announce tables looking towards everyone in the corner. Jed then stepped onto the second rope with both his feet. He stood watching as he did before hand when he had the mask on his head covering his long hair. Jed took his left hand, that was at his side, and moved to his forehead to set off his taunt of moving his hands through his hair. Jed looked right before jumping off the turnbuckle to land towards the middle of the ring. Jed took a step or two back to stand in the middle of the ring.Jed turned his grin to a frown. The upper arena lights turned off causing screaming to be heard around the arena. Of course the camera didn't pick up the arena lights going out for the people watching at home. Jed slowly hoisted the microphone to his lips about to speak to explain himself to everyone who was wondering the same thing. Why? Why everything he has done in the past few shows? Why break the law. Why everything?
" As I stated just a minute ago. I Am JED! " Jed raised his arms in the air just standing letting the bad guy heat come to him. "I bet most of you are wondering why? Why did I Retire at One Night Stand! Why did Vanish from EEW world? Why kidnap Emily on burn? It is so simple a two year baby could figure this out. It was one of my master plans to get the Extreme Entertainment Wrestling world championship. "The crowd chanted You ******** Suck! Jed stopped for a second." This is the moment where I say something else and you just reply with the same old s**t. But I am different. I have transcended this company. This World! HELL this Universe. I have stated many times that I am a god among kings. This that I say is a fact. HOWEVER!!! I am much more that a god among kings. I better than a god. I am better than a titan. I am greater than Zeus. I am. " The crowd interrupt chanting A d**k Head. Jed was sort of tired of the crowd interrupting him." I am what Matters.. Wait I am Matter. I was never created. And will never be destroyed! You known me as The religious one, the skilled one, the high flying dead man, the this, and the that. Whatever have known me by. I would like just be called what matters. Call me Jed. Because I do not need a gimmick to get people to either cheer for me, or hate me. I have proven without a shadow of the doubt that I am the best at what I do.That is wrestle and entrain people. You see there is a poll going in this social world. Asking you people who is the best wrestler of the year.The best in the biz if you must know." The crowd started a Cartwright chant. " Shut UP!! I am not done speaking and I am not even close to being finished! " The crowd being full marks booed Jed. He stood there noticing security started to show up around the ring. " To answer the first question that I asked myself think of you fan were wondering. Why Did I retire at One Night Stand? Why? Hmm. Maybe to catch everybody off guard. In which I did expect for one person." The crowd chanted Emily! Emily!! Emily!!! " That is correct. Hmm I am impressed that you all got that.Maybe there is hope for you all..Or I could simply say ******** You All. But I'll explain HOW she found out it was I. Let's watch the footage. " Jed point to big video tron.
Jed was shown talking on the phone in his locker room. Shelves on the wall with weapons leaning against the wood. There were some broomsticks near the door. (Cameo) Emily just open the door to his locker room and walked in to see Jed's back to her.He also had a black hood on the top of his head not covering his face. He stood in his place thinking when this event happen." Thanks for the shot man. If I didn't get this I might have really retired. Not Haha. Okay sir But what do I do about Emily? I just am going to go in beat up Harli and send him a message." Emily was shocked and tried to leave but knocked to broomstick over and she tripped to her butt. Jed turned sharply to see Emily on the ground with her knees bent touching one another. She then jumped and left as Jed ran at her in anger." That b***h's life is about to get crazy. " Jed said this as he raised the phone towards his ear. " The plan might." The video footage stopped as Jed was shown in the middle of the ring where trash was at the bottom of his feet on the canvas. "As you may have heard what i said.I'd like to say I meant every word I said to and about her. Emily's life is know going to be a crazy one. Everybody will find out soon enough. Maybe even next PPV at Illegally..I'm not going to say the rest because that is all is need to say on that subject of that whore.What I need to talk about is. I need an old friend to come down to the ring. We have talk about a little contract issue. " Jed looked left knowing that there was no issue with contract he signed he just wanted to gloat about it. BANG, BANG! Suddenly, a very old EEW theme hits the arena, newer fans stay quiet but longtime fans pop instantly! After a agonising wait, former EEW Owner RICK ROLEY appears down the entrance ramp and the crowd goes wild! He enters the ring with a briefcase and a mic. He gives Jed a almighty hug, it's been years since they last met! He doesn't speak as the crowd roar with a "ROLEY!" chant! "Yes, it's true ladies and gentlemen, I'M BACK! BANG BANG!" He announces to cheers! "Now for a quick history lesson. Those jerks who bought my shares in EEW, Jaydan and.....Marker....." He holds as the crowd laughs. ".....seriously, that guy who ran Drown, what a tool!" He smiled. "I was NEVER coming back while they were in control. I'd go so far as to say they took the EXTREME out of EEW, turning it into......a PG-SUCKFEST!" He mocks as the crowd roars. "I've watched what has happened. To Mr. 2.0 and Chrono, I say.......THANK YOU!" He shocks the fans, some booing the mention of 2.0 and EEWs new Owner. "EEW has become......slightly....true to it's origional form, since they left. But I think for EEW to be truly re-built, you need THE HARDCORE ICON!" He roars as the crowd cheers Roley! "Not just the Hardcore Icon, but this man next to me, JED!" The crowd instantly boos. "While everyone else was playing it safe with their kiddie gloves, Jed kept true to the EEW style. And now, about this contract...." He opens the briefcase to reveal the contract Jed mentioned earlier. "When I signed this man here from RWA, a genius move, there was a clause....take it away Jed!" Jed was hand a copy of the contract knowing this is just one copy of many made. Jed thought to himself good thing Roley didn't have a pen with him. Jed moved the microphone to his lips. "Thank you my good friend Roley. I'm thinking of calling you Triple R, "Royal" Rick Roley, of course that is for a different time and matter if you understand what I mean. Haha. But let me she you all the contract signing, or the public version, which is just half of the contract. I went in to more details after the show And When Foley, I mean Roley was in charge. He gave me great connections!! Isn't that right Roley?" Jed and Roley nodded as the crowd booed him as they all knew where he was going with this. "So lets all watch the footage, but first know this contract is Legal!!!!" Quote: Foley thanked Xavier for making everything so easy! icon_mrgreen.gif
He now invites Jed to the ring, another member of the now-defunct Power and Glory stable!
To The Limit.
Crowds of screaming superstars
When bouncers show their battle scars
I've been the first to sign on everyone
Down the road and round the bend
We pray to god it never ends
I've been to see you scream to everyone
"Jed bust threw the curtains .Jed ran the the right side of the stage. He raised his left and right arms up and the crowd booed and cheered...Jed ran to the left of the stage and did the same ,and the crowd got louder with cheers..Jed went to the middle. Jed turned to Diego Alva. Jed thought for a moment he looked at his title. Jed then shook his head. Jed then turned to the titantron. But he was really looking at The Champ. He was also Showing his News Shirt. Fame..Can't Effect This.
"Jed raised his right arm and sparks went up behind him and then jed turned around and walked threw the sparks. Jed lowered his right arm. He was wiggling his arms, loosing up. Jed then hit his knee looked down .He then jumped up He then ran down to the ring and slide into the ring too. Climbed to the top turnbuckle and then he raised his right arm. He jumped off the top rope and then he landed in the ring. He looked at Foley for a second and let him say something."
Foley begins to speak.
"I understand that, like Xavier, you want to stay on Speed. But you want to be a Teacher to help develope the new, young wrestlers that enter it's doors!" Foley states.
"So I have a special contract for you Jed.....a EEW Speed Teachers Contract! The catch is though, Speed wrestlers can not participate on Monday Nights, so will you sign the dotted line?" Foley asks to a mixed reaction. The fans are split 50-50, one half telling Jed to go and the others to stay!
Diego had given Jef a 'what?' kind of look, before holding out his container of pop corn, making it seem as though he wanted some. When Jed had run off, Diego had shrugged and returned to his popcorn eating.
Jed: Mhmmmm. What are the perks for this contract. Will it get me my student title shot. Or bet yet, me title Shots. I mean sure the money is good. But what would i get out of this deal, I'm already a RWA superstar, crowd booed, but some die hart RWA fans cheered.I alright got many.I already got legendary status. So what am i going to get out of this deal, Foley?
Foley: "For one thing, you'd get the respect of being known as the one who trained X amount of wrestlers to be the future of this business. Also, since this teacher idea is all your own, you'd get the feeling of satisfaction when students thank you for all the help you've given them when nobody else could be bothered!" He says.
"Also, a wrestlers of your calibur, it wouldn't take you long to reach the top of a developmental show, if you wanted to keep a spot away from some new up and comer!" He adds!
Jed: Mhmmm. I could make my students into champs. Then maybe.....ok I'll sign as long as i have creative control of my students and myself. and everyone that I help out. If i get that, then i'll sign.
Foley asks Jed quickly what Creative Control he had in mind as he passed the contract to him.
Jed: Well if i were to go to another business.I could take my ideas and everything i give out. Even if it was a little advice. Jed got a pin and was about to sign. When the ink ran out before he finished a J
Foley: "Everybody has been using that pen to sign contracts! I have a spare in my pocket...." Foley says as he ruffles around in his pocket.
Foley: "That sounds more like a clause than creative crontrol!" Foley mutters as he finds the pen and hands it to Jed. The pen is a little, dusty....it hasn't been used for a long time!
Jed finished the J but it ran out on E. "That is just not right. Someone is telling me not to sign this or something. But yeah a clause."
"Damn this pen! icon_scream.gif" Foley yells, tossing it into the crowd.
Luckily, the ring announcer had a spare pen and he gave it to Foley, who handed it to Jed!
Jed said. Alright lets get this going. Jed was signing his name when it ran out again. But the d was halfway done....Jed got a mike and said. the pins here suck. But i think that will work.
"Well, that signatures good enough for me too!" Foley chuckled.
"Thank you for coming to this ring and officially joining EEW!" Foley said as he began to clap with the fans.
Jed left thinking that he should have held out for some more money and time on the show. "Wow Don't I love being vague on Television!! Haha. " Roley and Jed Laugh together as a plan has came together. "You know I think everyone should get a copy of my contract. Drop them now. " Piles of paper fell from the roof into the crowd. There was a blank paper covering the second page. Jed stopped laughing for a second Roley was confused. Jed then picked up one paper. Showed Roley and they both laughed at EEW because it was a blank piece of paper and then on the second page said Haha.. ******** You ALL!! "Bwhaha. You see this is the first show I'm really smiling. Roley I'm gong to have you as my manager. With you I might be able to laugh like this more. By the way peoples trash cans are to your right. Remember not to recycle!" The crowd roared at Jed while he took a second to catch himself." You see this contract is a life time contract. I can leave EEW whenever I want. And then return to EEW whenever. But as you all my know I took a break. Really I did take a break except for that one show I did. Because as you all saw I lost my saints title to Marxx. "The crowd did a 180 and erupted in Cheers for Marxx. Jed facial reaction changed to a frown. " But of course I cannot go into this contract that much because I know the people in the back well feel envious. Like they are right now!" The crowd booed Jed as Jed had a sarcastic grin. "Roley before I kill my connection with the wrestlers in the back. Do you have the anything else you want to say?"
Roley nodded with a chuckle when Jed said this new contract would kill his connection with the wrestlers in the back.
"Jed, you'll be public enemy number one and private enemy number one back there too! Yes, it's best we keep the clauses in the new contract we created before I quit EEW quiet.....until the time is right. It's going to upset the VERY FOUNDATIONS OF EEW." He warns.
"It is a honour"
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