Backstage in a Church room.
"Tonight, The lord will be Comin'"
She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
Im N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
Im not goin nowhere girl im stayin
Im N Luv with a stripper
(Played on a Boom Box.)
Jed is on his knees. He has his suit on. Jed was praying. The camera walked forward. The camera moved to his left side. Jed looked up. He then pulled his arms apart from the prayer position. Jed then turned off the music. Jed picked up the Tv belt. Jed then stood up. Jed put the belt over his shoulder. The camera looked at Jed. Jed turn towards the camera. Jed looked pissed off." Look lord first." The camera slowly tried to move over to the lord. Jed then grabbed the front of the camera and moved it faster. He then began to preach."I love that person. He died on the cross for my sins. but not just mine. But also yours. "The camera man tried to push it to where Jed was standing. But when he tried Jed said." What are you doing, did i say to look at me. Keep looking at the lord."The cameraman then looked at Jesus on the cross."Like i was saying, he died for all our sins. He Sacrificed himself for all of us. He's all around us. He is going to return. I wish i could be like him. But I 'm only human. But I'm the most dedicate human. Lord I love you. I know you work in many ways. Help me help you. Jed then bowed his head. He dropped his title on the ground. He then started to slowly nod. The camera turned and picked up all of this. Jed moved his head up. Jed then caught. Jed moved his right hand up to his head. Jed then caught again. Jed noticed something. The camera tried to see what it was. But couldn't get it. Jed then picked up his title. Jed put it on his left shoulder. Jed then slapped it with his right hand.Seeing you don't want to look at the lord. Look at me. You see the greatest Person. I'm a person that follow all the commandments. Most notably right now.The Second Commandment. ""Thou Shout believe in the Lord Ways.""
The First Commandment ""Thou shout not quit in a match"". You see i have received another commandment. The Third Commandment ""Love thyself and all around. That have potential to love. ""...I love you all. I do. But you see. Some people can't love. Jed looked straight at the camera. and Yelled. "MARY!!!! You ******** WHORE. I loved you. But no you have to be a ******** b***h and get pregnant. You better be lucky that I'm a faithful man. Were Married so we have to love each other forever. So even if that Whore child isn't mine. I will take care of it. But I was watching Burn last week. I noticed something. You were faking your tears. I know fake tears. I'M A ******** WRESTLER. Mary you might have forgotten that. Seeing you were nothing but a whore, slut, and a ref. I can't believe you got pregnant. You couldn't tell the person to pull out. s**t. You better hope it's a boy. If not then. I'm going to destroy you. Not because i want to. But because the lord wants me to. But don't worry. Your not going to be the only one. These are the people on my list. First off. Snypa. You tried to get rid of me. But you forgot. I have the lord on my side." Jed then said something under his breathe. "and pain killers. Like i side the lord on my side. You better hope that we don't see each other before our next match. Because I'm challenging you at the next ppv. to a Match. A Bible Pride match. Your probably wondering what that is. But You'll see at the Match. Now on to my next person.The wannabe faith. He says's he is keeping the Faith. Esoteric, you son of a b***h I'm going to get you one day. But right now. You really on my to beat list.Later. My real next person is the sick son of a b***h that got Mary Pregnant. When i find out who you are. I'm going to beat the living s**t out of you. Then turn you towards the lord. How I'm going to do that is by Taking you to you Limits. Not mine. But yours. Then More. More until you turn towards the lord. "Jed then raised his hands up. Jed dropped the belt again. Jed then grabbed the Boom box. But before that he did a short prayer to the lord. Jed then began to walked away. The camera man then zoomed in on the belt. It showed Blood on the belt. Jed came back and took the belt. Jed then nodded in disapproval. Jed then left the backstage area and got ready for his match with the Wannabe Saint Joey.
