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 Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:33 am
You know what it is...time to go big!
HOUSE REAL BIG!
CARS REAL BIG!
d**k REAL BIG!
EVERYTHING REAL BIG!
"Real Big" by Mannie Fresh plays as Diego steps out on the ramp to boos with a Bible in his hand and a mic.
"Cut the music!"
The crowd boos.
"I'd like to come out here and praise Mr. Jaydan for everything he's done here for EEW so far. He's officially signing the destruction of the homo rights group c** Five...oops, I mean C5! He's against false prophets like Harli...among other thing. He's 100 times better than Paul Heyman or Mick Foley. So, Mr. Jaydan- please come out here and accept EEW's Savior award."
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:27 pm
Mr. Jaydan appears on the titantron to huge boos.
"Oh boy, a religious freak....this'll draw ratings....." Jaydan murmured quietly.
"And how is everyone's favourite holy man? It's been a while since we've seen you on EEW TV, huh?" He says.
"Where have you been....praying? How nice.
"Anyway, I'd love to accept your Savior Award, please allow one of my close friends to accept the award on my behalf?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:54 pm
((is this all right? if you had something better in mind feel free to delete))
Hell Yeah by Rev Theory hits and the fans are on their feet. Daniel Cross walks out, wearing his new EEW T-shirt, with the white cross on the front and "Stronger than Death" on the back.
"Jaydan, I'm flattered." he says. "I didn't know you considered us close friends." He grabs the award from Jaydan, to a huge pop. "Wow, there are so many people to thank. My friends, my family, the fans, and of course, you, Mr. Jaydan. I mean, if you weren't doing such a shitty job I wouldn't need to save Burn." Another huge pop, and a "Daniel" chant begins. "All you've done since you got here was screw with what made this show so great. Under your watch, C5 was perverted from my original vision of a stable to rival the Four Horsemen into a group of thugs who beat down anyone and everyone, including their own members. Casey's become a p***y, pure and simple, Jarel's not what he used to be, Jed's doing video promos to get himself over. What the hell did you do? You know what? I'm going to undo it. Jaydan, I'm not going to rest until your GM spot's in the hands of somebody who deserves it." Once more the fans pop. Cross waits for a response from the Burn GM.
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:04 pm
"You're flattered? I never asked you." Jaydan says bluntly.
"You make me laugh Cross. You blame me for C5 self-destructing, yet I've had nothing to do with them. In fact, it was C5s Chris Chaos, along with you, Sparks and Harli, who started the EEW One Night Stand riots.
"From what I've seen, EEW is full of mindless animals intent on criminal damage with their knuckle-dragging actions." The crowd jeers Jaydan loudly as he runs-down the show they love....and that he runs!
"EEW....is currently broken. Mr. Heyman let the inmates run the asylum. Well I say, no more. If it takes security, riot police....hell, even the army just to bring you guys into line I will do.
"Or better yet, I could just fire you yobs. My 'Most Disliked Wrestler' Quitter Casey Bennett decided to quit rather than face his former stablemates like a man at Barely Legal.
"But I'm not afraid to make a example out of you Cross." Jaydan warns.
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:28 pm
"You think those puns are real clever, don't you? You know what? You should just change your name to Dane Cook, because frankly, you're both not funny, and there's nothing I'd like more than to beat the s**t out of both of you. If you really want to make an example out of me, there's only one thing we can do. You know how we settle things in Canada? With a good old fashioned street fight! So, Jaydan, you gonna sack up and get in the ring with the Hollywood Hit Man?" The fans cheer at the thought of seeing Jaydan brutalized by Canada's new favorite son.
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:18 pm
Diego listens as he makes a decision....
While Cross is talking, he attempts the DKO.
~DKO: Reverse RKO or RKO from behind. rolleyes ~
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:00 pm
((Cross turning Face? eek ))
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:36 am
The DKO connects and Cross lays on the mat.
((Cross returned face...I know, I've never done a face run with him for more than two days xd ))
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:23 am
A healthy distrust! Sea Lions by Sage Francis kicked in over the loudspeaker, causing a huge eruption of cheers from the crowd as Esoteric walked out onto the stage. But i'm glad that I never passed the genes, and I never put down the axe.
Piano man got a checkered dance floor to grace and a painful look on his face.
'Cause the crowd is packed and the louder they clap
the less he is able to make the connection between what he sees
when he hears certain notes and the hurt that is shown in his facial expression. Ahhhhhh.
I don't need your "go ahead" to go ahead. No, I know no one said it was gonna be easy,
but sweet jesus who wants to sleep with me?
Way too many moves to learn. Not enough people to put 'em on.
Look it, mom! No hands. I built this suit of armor with wooden arms. Esoteric sprinted down the ring and slid in. He charged Diego and attempted to tackle him to the mat and mount him for a series of punches to his face. Styles (Because I hate Mike) : Its Esoteric! Hes on Drown what is he doing here on Burn?! Tazz: Well Joey it looks like Esoteric is here to keep true to his words from his blog on EEW.com Styles: Thats right Tazz. Diego had some unkind words for the Druid, and Eso told him he'd be comming for him. Tazz: Well Joey if I remember correctly Esoteric words were: "Don't bother watching your back, because I'm comming from the front."
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:30 pm
Mr. Jaydan looks shocked as the crowd roared for EEW Tag Team Champion Esoteric!
"Security! Throw that unmarketable Drown scum out of my arena before he harms a member of my Burn roster!" He orders, as security instantly tries to intervene between Diego and Eso!
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:26 am
((Spritiual Feud! xd ))
And Diego is taken down and pummeled, EEW's Holy Man trying to cover up!
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:54 pm
Esoteric continued to swing widly on Diego before he was pulled off my varius burn refs, backstage staff, and Jaydan's security team. He began yelling to the officials.
"Give me a mic! Give me a mic!"
Esoteric somehow managed to snag a mic and began franticly yelling at Jaydan.
"Mr Jaydan! Mr. Jaydan! Wait! You're a businessman right? I draw ratings! If anything me being here just helped you show. Let me continue to help your show, by giving me a one on one match against Diego Alva next week! Its win, win for you. You bring in a man who draws ratings which makes you more money, and lets me shut his mouth."
By now security had tackled Eso outside the ring and taken the mic away from him. They began dragging him up the ramp, as Esoteric still struggled against them, hoping to delay long enough to get an answer from Jaydan.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:07 pm
"Hold on a sec guards....." Jaydan says.
"Let's see....a Bible nut vs a rapper....does that draw money? I don't think so."
Jaydan then takes a look at Esoterics EEW Tag Team Championship.
"Hmmmm, a Champion I can certainly market.....tell you what Mr. Gangster, you can have your match on the condition that you KEEP that Championship around your waist by the time our next show goes live." Jaydan tells Eso.
"That way I can promote 'EEW Tag Team Champion vs Bible Dude'". He chuckles to himself.
"Now get that Drowner out of here!" He then orders security.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:59 pm
Diego gets up and goes to the top rope, looking for a crossbody on Esoteric and the security team.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:05 am
((Eso = on the ramp confused ))
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