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 Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:10 am
"Saviorself" by Jedi Mind Tricks begins to play after a commercial break. The crowd makes a huge pop for EEW's favorite tag team, the Inquisition. Emerging from other side of the curtain, Tavarius and Esoteric walk to the beat, slapping each other's hands and smacking each other on the back. Walking down to the ring, they went on either side of the ramp and smacked the hands of fans as they walked. They both slid into the ring and posed in the center, letting the photographers do their thing and all the ladies to get a good look at the large man-beef imports standing in the ring. Both grabbing a mic from the tech guys, Tav was the first to open his best weapon: his mouth.
"Eso, I don't know about you, but I think the crowd tonight might be hotter than both me and you."
A huge pop for that statement. Then they both looked at each other and said, "Nah!" at the same time.
Tav then walked over to one of the ropes and eyed one of the girls in the front row.
"Now this one's a looker. Hey baby, I got a dictionary in my pants. So maybe later I can put some words in your mouth."
He laughed with the audience and said, "Nah, I'm just kidding. It's a thesaurus."
"Alright, all jokes aside, as most of you can see, we kinda had a snag at the last PPV. And maybe we lost our crowns."
The audience booed at this.
"Now now, calm down, Eso and I have come up with a simple remedy for this situation. In fact, we've gotten so down with 'dis plan that even ourselves were blown away by the monstrocity that we've created. Eso! Tell 'em what 'dat is!"
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:44 pm
"Well naturally we'll be getting our titles back. The Inquisition will hereby be cashing in our rematch clause at the EEW Birthday Show. But it won't just be any match you see. We're expecting to face the Marines. Let's face it. Cardok and Saint? Cardok aint s**t. After Tav left that fool hes been nothing but a hallowed shell of the man he once was. So when The Marines retain thier title at Anarchy Rules. They will face Tavarius and me at the following Pay per view. In a night club brawl match. Quite simple really. We meet at a local night club, and slug it out. The first team to escape the night club with the belts are the champs. The point is to make sure your opponents can't leave on their own."
Esoteric dropped his mic letting the crowd go wild at the challenge that was issued.
"Thats right. My words are liquid and my flow is fluid
Once again its time for EEW to..."
LEARN FROM THE DRUID!
Eso paused and raised his mic into the air letting the crowd finish off the catch phrase. Which they did with enthusiasm
"Yo and don't forget. Tavarius' special chili goes on sale next week at your local supermarket. It turns ordinary chili dogs into EXTRAordinary Chili Dogs. Go get some. Thats word up for real."
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:46 pm
I'm rolling thunder, pouring rain
I'm coming on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
I won't take no prisoners won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
I got my bell I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get ya, satan get ya
"Hells Bells" By AC/DC plays over the P.A. and the crowd boo The Marines. Creeker walked out wearing the golden crown, light brown beater, Long light brown baggy comoufloge cargo shorts, the EEW tag team belt around his waist and black high tops. Also, in his right hand is his a weapon of choice, the Barbwired bat.
Kodiak came out wearing a grey shirt that read "You thought the Blitzkrieg was something to fear" on the front and on the back it read "You haven't seen The Marines at work."
Kodiak is wearing the golden crowd titled to the left and his EEW tag team belt is hanging over his right shoulder.
Before Creeker could even open his mouth the crowd was already booing The Marines for winning The Tag team belts back at the last PPV.
Creeker says “Tav, do you even know what a thesaurus is? Don’t worry I know you don’t finish the seventh grade before you dropped out school trying to become a ‘rapper’. I don’t know which is worst; your attempt at singing poems or the come back of Brittany Spears!”
The crowd boos
“My biggest question is how does it feel not having the Tag team belts for the first time in long time?” ask Creeker taps the tag team belt around his waist “Does it feel like your missing a piece of you? Don’t you feel naked without OUR belts?”
The crowd chants “You suck”
Kodiak sets one of his light tubes on the holster on his back “You think anyone in this back woods city actually has a family line that doesn’t have at least one inscest? That girl you’re trying to mack on is probably the local family hore and is probably the leading cause of STDS in this town!”
Crowd boos
“Since when did the challengers pick the match for the title match?” ask Creeker “But, I like your idea about wrestling in another building besides the arena. How about we wrestle in Strip Club?”
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:37 am
Eso's eyes lit up at the counter-offer. There was few things in the world he liked more than strippers.
"You're on! And when we beat you little Navy Seals again and take back our titles. Our prophecies will be one more step closer to being fulfilled."
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:00 pm
Kodiak crossed his arms across is chest "We don't live on small boat with only guys on it Eso. We actually hate riding on boat in general."
"Your prophecies is as real as scientology." says Creeker "Don't worry Eso, those strippers will paid in advance for any 'trouble' we cause them during our match."
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:25 pm
Tav piped up.
"You're ******** right about that. We'll be sure to tip them handsomely out of your wallets."
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:07 pm
(Just work with me please xd ) "About that Tav" chuckle Creeker "I never said that I payed them with my money."
Kodiak pulls out two wallets from his right pocket and shrugged
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:16 pm
Esoteric who was in his ring gear did not have his wallet on him. He looked over at Tavarius and back at The Marines. He began to question what was happening. Did the Marines break into his locker?
"b***h... If those belong to who I think they belong too, then you're about to get a first hand lesson in what happens when the Tavmanain Devil and myself stop being spiritual, and get gangster."
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:03 pm
"And I found these laying next to them." says Kodiak pulling out car keys "How do you get gangster? Did you need special training for that?"
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:06 pm
Tav then patted his pockets. His eyes got big.
"Motha' ********'... Cartwright's car!"
He then looked up to the Marines.
"That's it, ******** the Birthday Show, we're taking 'dis s**t to the club. NOW!"
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:18 pm
Creeker ripped the car keys from Kodiak "I know these suckers look familiar! I could off told you not to go into Cartwright's bag!"
"I thought he was gangster enough to be with Eso and Tav." replied Kodiak raising his right hand up
"Hold on now Tav, we have to wait until we retain are championships at the PPV." says Creeker swinging the keys around his pointer finger
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:30 am
Eso chuckled at the display from the Marines.
"I'ts funny that you were instinctively drawn to those keys. Since the first time Tav and I met you sailors, you came floating in on a boat with Cartwright and his C-Men."
The crowd offered a small laugh at Eso's joke.
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