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Larry Mooney invites his guest this evening HARLI to the ring.

"Harli, you appear to be in alot of pain, did Shadow really do that much damage on the last Burn to you?" Larry asks.

"We don't normally see you surrounding yourself like this Harli. Are you that worried that Shadow may try to attack you again tonight?"

"You say you don't know why Shadow attacked you, can you think of anything you've done that he may have disagreed with?"

"Interesting you mention Mr. Jaydan, our boss and GM of Burn." Larry says to huge boos.

"From what I see, he was content just to not book you in matches and wreck you financially! Would he really need to have someone wreck you psyically as well?"

"Why do you think that?" Larry asks.

It was at this point that the interruption occurred. The twanging guitars of Porcupine Tree's "Fear of a Blank Planet" filled the arena with its depressing sounds, causing the heat from the crowd to rise. Shadow walked out to the top of the ramp, the EEW Belt on his shoulder, and a microphone in hand. He stood there a few seconds before the music died and he began to speak.

"Larry, and Harli too, I can tell you a few things about the questions that have been asked in this Larry King-quality interview. Trust me, it's no coincidence they share the same fist name."

Boos interrupted him for a second, but he got right on track.

"First things first: Harli, you got yourself a nice security force going on for you there. But I'll get back to that in a second. Second of all, to clear up any confusion, I was not ordered by Jaydan to keep you from him."

Well that was a bit of good news.

"That was my own choice."

That was not.

"I have an investment in Jaydan that needs protection, and if anything gets in the way of me cashing in on that, then I'll not hesitate to thwart it. And since you seem to have the hots for getting at Jaydan, well you know what happens."

He then turned up to the titantron as a video package played of Shads' attack on Harli, and the eventual mess that Harli was left in.

"That'll be on a DVD someday. So since Larry here can't interview for shits, let me ask you a question Harli: why do you think Jaydan won't give you a title shot at anything? All feelings aside."

Shads smirked.

"So you draw in a nation of British convicts and an island of people that are too friendly with their sheep. Yeah, I can see that on the house show posters. EEW Presents Harli: Dealer of dirty deeds done with sheep."

"But Harli, it's not because you draw a pool no one cares about. Hell, it's not even because the only thing you really draw is stick figures. It's because, to be blunt, you're a p***y."

Now that earned Shads the trash throwing.

"You have body guards, you're pissing and moaning about not getting title shots when you haven't even done much in this business to make claims, you got punked out by having your head hit the stage once, and you got shanked by a wooden spoon. Face it Harli, you're as manly as Liberachi."