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 Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:05 pm
Paul Heyman is standing in the middle of the ring as the show begins. The crowd is already chanting "E-E-DUB! E-E-DUB!"
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO EXTREME ENTERTAINMENT WRESTLING! WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST PAY-PRE-VIEW OF THE YEAR! WELCOME TO ONE NIGHT STAND!" He roars with adrenaline as the crowd roars back in return.
"I am so pumped-up for tonight at EEWs second One Night Stand! We have such a amazing show for you all!" He says to loud cheers.
"Firstly, we have...."
Suddenly, old-school ECW Theme hits the arena. Heyman looks confused as that theme is what usually plays for his entrance!
Then......to his shock......ROB VAN DAM, SABU, THE SANDMAN AND TOMMY DREAMER make their way to the ring to HUGE cheers from the crowd. Heyman hugs all of them with a huge smile on his face as they grab microphones.
"Paulie, it's good to see you!" RVD says with a smile. "We came out here to not only watch One Night Stand but to talk to you about something that bothers us."
"That's right." Tommy interjects. "We've seen that you are having trouble with two mysterious businessmen that have bought Mick Foley's stake in EEW......"
"Well, we are here to take care of those p***** for you!" The Sandman yells to big cheers. "Come out here right now!"
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:45 pm
Mr. Jaydan and Mr. Barker walk down to the ring with Foley's former security team to huge boos. Heyman isn't happy to see them either.
Mr. Barker offers a handshake to Heyman, who doesn't accept it, while Mr. Jaydan just stands there trying to look superior to the others.
"Look, we don't want any trouble." Mr. Barker states. "We just want to be a part of your company and help it grow with you. I am a former manager at a advertising company, let me do something to prove myself!" Mr. Barker pleads.
"Oh yeah, what about you?" Heyman says, looking at Mr. Jaydan.
"What I did and do is none of your business." Mr. Jaydan says to loud boos from the crowd.
"Jaydan, please, I'm trying to ease this situation. Be co-operative." Mr. Barker begs.
"So what? We own half of his company whether he likes it or not and I am not going anywhere." Mr. Barker says bitterly.
"What are your motives Mr. Jaydan?" Heyman asks. "If you hate me so much, why did you buy into my company then?"
"None of your business, but I have my reasosn." Jaydan responds.
Mr. Barker looks annoyed at Jaydan.
"Mr. Heyman, Jaydan and I are business partners.....he is a former manager at...."
"SHUT UP! That's enough!" Jayan says, interrupting Barker.
"This isn't getting us anywhere." Heyman admits. "I'm getting a headache just listening to you too bicker on at each other!"
"I hear you are both former managers, well I don't need managers as I run everything by myself perfectly...."
"....No Mr. Heyman" Barker interupts. "EEW is becoming such a huge company that soon it will be impossible to manage EEW by yourself...."
Barker gets a idea. idea
"....that's what me and Mr. Jaydan can do, we can manage EEW for you while you kick your feet up and relax!" Mr. Barker says.
"Hold on a minute!" Heyman says. "Why would I even think about letting two strangers run a company that I have built with my bare hands?"
"Well....as Mr. Jaydan said, we might as well do something and we have experience in that area! We could look after the roster, but you keep an eye on us so that we can prove ourselves to you!" Barkers says enthusiasticly.
"You'd be happy to have me breathing down your neck constantly?" Heyman says to Jaydan.
"What choice do I have?" He responds "But I don't want to share control of the roster with Mr. Barker. I want it all to myself."
Mr. Barker looks shocked and angry at Mr. Jaydan, even more so than before.
"Well then, I prupose that you BOTH get your OWN ROSTERS! I prupose....A BRAND SPLIT, WHICH YOU TWO WILL LEAD BUT I WILL BE RIGHT AT THE HEART OF ALL THINGS!"
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 8:52 pm
(Hope you don't mind me interrupting)
*The lights go out and come back on as The End of Heartache begins to play* *Chris Chaos comes out from the back with a mic*
Styles: What's this now?
Tazz: I have no clue as to why Chaos is out here, but it appears we are about to find out.
Styles: This can't be good because C5 is always up to no good. Chaos must be siding against Heyman!
Tazz: We'll just have to see.
Chaos: (confused) Hey, Penn and Teller! Did you take a wrong turn somewhere? Your office is the next building over! Anyways, many people would think that C5 would come in to ruin Heyman's plans AGAIN! UH UH! This time we have no choice but to side with Heyman. If it wasn't for Heyman, we wouldn't be participating in hardcore matches every show. Instead it would be the same old s**t every week, which is abviously what you two want to accomplish. I will make sure that you two don't get a penny of EEW's ownership! As for the cavalry, I'm bringing back an old friend of the Sandman's. Sandman, you may remember him from when you two were at war against Foley. May I please introduce, the return of the newest member of EEW!
Im tearing away
Pieces are falling I cant seem to make them stay
You run away
Faster and faster you cant seem to get away
Break!!!
*Tear away by drowning pool plays as Steve Sparks makes his way to the stage*
Joey: What the Hell!
Tazz: Am I seeing things Joey? I though Sparks was killed by being hit by a truck!
Joey: That doesn't seem to be the case as he is here right now!
Chaos: Recognize him Heyman? Sandman?
*The fans begin to uproar over Sparks' return*
Chaos: The fans sure do recognize him!
*Sparks gets a mic, but before he is about to talk into it, he gets caught in the sea of fans chanting his name*
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:46 pm
((Not at all!))
Heymans jaw DROPS in shock as Steve Sparks appears at the entrance ramp!
"What....The....Hell...?" He mouths, too quietly for anyone to hear as he is nearly deafened by the crowds reaction!
Mr. Barker looked thrilled, whereas Mr. Jaydan looked like a turd just entered the room.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 1:37 pm
Sparks: FIRST OF ALL!......*crowd deafens what Sparks was going to say with their cheering* Hold on a second. FINALLY! STEVE SPARKS HAS COME BACK TO EE ******** W!!!! (Had to put it in)
*crowd starts chanting welcome back*
Sparks: Now, as I understand it here, Bonnie and Clyde are trying to take away something that I helped Heyman build to what it is today. I'm not about to just sit around and let it happen. C5 has usually been a thorn in Heyman's a**. I assure you Paulie, C5 is siding with you on this one as i have aligned myself with Cartwright and Chaos. Now onto other things, the last time you saw me, I was hit by a truck and supposedly had died because there was a trail of blood right where the truck had hit me. But it's because of this man. *points to Chaos* This man saved my life and took me to the emergency room. But anyways, Heyman, I have an idea that will settle this before it even gets started.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:23 pm
The crowd applauses Chaos for helping Sparks save his life!
"Oh yeah Sparks? Lets hear it!" Sandman grunts, lifting his cane over his shoulders.
"Calm down Sandman!" Mr. Barker pleads "Me and Mr. Jaydan are just doing business here! We've already come to a agreement with Mr. Heyman!"
"As much as I hate Foley for selling his stock in EEW to these two, there's nothing I can do to stop it." Heyman says sadly. "We're just going to have to learn to work together."
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:21 am
The lights dim to a red as Bloody Reich appear on the jumbo screen.
Atrocity: "What's this? Paul Heyman, the guy who bent over backwards to make EEW what it is today giving up with a fight?"
Snypa: "Never thought I'd see the day! Mick Foley, I could understand because everyone kicked his teeth in. We will not take this lying down. Jaydan, Barker- you better hope you know what you're in for...because we have a business proposition of our own."
Atrocity: "We're not mindless savages who set people on fire for our pleasure. But we are merciless savages who set people on fire for the audience's viewing pleasure."
Snypa: "And we're also businessmen: as Mick Foley found out before he stepped into House of Hell. Our deal is this: we've got two proteges on EEW Speed. We don't wanna cause you harm right off the bat, so if you can wrestle- we'd want you to face them in three weeks."
Mike: "Wow, Tazz. It looks like Bloody Reich don't wanna start the fireworks just yet."
Tazz: "Of course I can see that, Adamle. Shut your mouth."
Atrocity: "Our other proposition is that if you beat our trainees, Bloody Reich will dispose of all flammable liquids in our possession on live TV."
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:23 am
Esoteric and Tavarius walked up behind Bloody Reich on the screen. Esoteric tapped Snypa's shouolder.
"Mind if I add my two cents?"
Not waiting for an answer Tavarius and Esoteric took the screen. The camera slowly backed out to show all four men.
"Tavarius and I could honestly care less who runs this place. The management sucks here anyway. I never knew you attracted so much C-men Paulie. Jayden and Barker were obvious choices for insults, but then I realised thatd be too easy"
Tavarius nudged Esoteric and muttered
"Get to the point!"
Esoteric cleared his throat and spoke more clearly.
"Split the brands if you want. However, if you so much as try and split up Tavarius and I. We swear upon all that is holy and divne. That we will open the gates of hell and let the fire reign down with tyrany force. We will fill the streets with your blood, and grind your bones to dust. I swear if you even THINK of splitting us up, all that we be left of the three of you will be BLOOD AND ASHES!"
Esoteric turned on heel and walked off screen. Tavarius just stayed behind and threw up the west side sign, and spoke quietly.
"Word... That was so beautifull man!"
Tavarius turned and walked off camera following Esoteric.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:14 pm
"We're not wrestlers!" Mr. Barker replies Snypa.
"Why would I want to touch something as disgusting as you anyway?" Mr. Jaydan says with a grunt, looking down on Bloody Reich and The Inquisistion to boos.
"Whoever those two simpletons were, my retort is this....I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT." Mr. Jaydan barks down his mic to a chorus of boos.
"Not without my permission!" Heyman barks back to cheers. "If you won't listen to the talent of EEW, then you'll have to listen to me!" Heyman declares looking at both Jaydan and Barker.
"Oh yes Mr. Heyman." Barker says quietly, not trying to make any problems whereas Jaydan just turns his head.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:57 pm
"Progenies of the Great Apocalypse" by Dimmu Borgir hits the P.A. system as the "Next Conspiracy" Hits the ramp with a custom mic in his hand. " Well I'd hate to be the devils advocate but I have to side with Mr. Jayden over here. Because frankly Paulie over here has the economic knowledge of a five year old. Sure he may know a lot about wrestling but what does he know of business? I mean look at the last company he owned." Now it seemed that every time Figgins stepped into an EEW ring everyone had to test their throwing arm. And one fans seemed to be working quite well as a fountain drink hit Figgins in the back the contents spilling onto him.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:35 pm
Harli came out from the crowd and slide into the ring behind all of them with a mic " Heyman, what is the meaning of this, who are these idiots cause I'll be damned if these assholes try and buy their way into this company"
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:50 pm
Atrocity: "I'm with the Inquisition. If you as much as split up the five of us- we will declare a full-scale war upon EEW until the two of you surrender your positions."
Snypa: "Messing with the Inquisition is asking for trouble. Screwing with Bloody Reich is even more dangerous. Crossing the path of the Bloody Inquisition is just downright suicide. I hope you remember that."
The duo turn off screen and follow the Inquisition.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:04 pm
Sparks: Harli....Harli....Harli....Put him down! Remember, they co-own EEW. You just as much lay one move on them, they can pull the plug on your EEW career in a matter of moments. As for me, they can't do s**t because I'm not typically under contract to EEW because according to the EEW contracts, they still assume me as deceased!
*Sparks heads towards the ring to the fans cheers*
*Sparks motions for Harli to let him go so Sparks will attempt his new finisher, The Sparkamatic, on Mr. Barker*
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:59 pm
Harli dropped Mr Baker as he then picked up a mic "Your right, Sparks it's a shame I wanted to destroy them before they could do any kind of damage to the company that I love and respect"
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:01 pm
(Harli. Our match is more then 2 states away..But yeah never mind our match is later in the night and you could just take a jet and get there in about 8 minutes or so.)
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