Extremist-Saint-Joey
The heretic is always better dead...
The lights came on in the EEW arena. The fans were packed into the arena, a full house. They looked onwards towards the ring, where one man was standing. This man automatically got a standing ovation, and the fans began to scream his name.
Saint Joey looked around, a grin on his face. He held the EEW Saints title over his shoulder, and a mic in his hand. He chuckled as he raised the microphone to his mouth.
"Is somebody missing... this?"
Joey raised the title above his head, laughing all the while. The footage of how the title came into his posession showed on the titantron, a clip of him sneaking up on Jed for a roll-up. Many of the crowd hated Jed's 'blasphemous' ways, and so cheered him. However, several also hated him for stealing a title he did not deserve to hold, and for stealing the chance from Minion.
"Jed... yes, we had a match for the title. And it appears as though I lost... or did I?"
The crowd looked confused, and they turned to eachother to try and work out what Joey was talking about...
"You want the truth? No. I did not lose the match. In fact, our match lasted a week. It only ended when I pinned you... in the centre of the ring...
You just saw the footage. I know, many of you don't believe me. I tapped out, right?
Yes. I did tap out. Take a look..."
Footage of Joey tapping outside of the ring, on top of Jed's blessed table, is shown on the titantron.
Joey grinned. He pulled a piece of paper from his pocket, which had some text on it. It appeared to be a list of rules from EEW (yes, there are RULES in EEW)!
"As you can see, I tapped outside of the ring. And as the rules here clearly state... *ahem*... all pin-falls and submissions must occur inside the ring! Therefore, the match didn't end until I pinned Jed. Therefore, your winner...
AND NEEEEEEEW EEW SAINTS CHAMPION...
THE GRIM REAPERS PEN PAL...
THE ULTIMATE MACHO MAN...
SAAAAAINT - ********- JOOOOEEEEEY!!!!"
Joey threw the mic to the side as he grinned, and 'St. Jimmy' by Green Day began to play. Joey's reign over the EEW Saints title had officially begun!
Saint Joey looked around, a grin on his face. He held the EEW Saints title over his shoulder, and a mic in his hand. He chuckled as he raised the microphone to his mouth.
"Is somebody missing... this?"
Joey raised the title above his head, laughing all the while. The footage of how the title came into his posession showed on the titantron, a clip of him sneaking up on Jed for a roll-up. Many of the crowd hated Jed's 'blasphemous' ways, and so cheered him. However, several also hated him for stealing a title he did not deserve to hold, and for stealing the chance from Minion.
"Jed... yes, we had a match for the title. And it appears as though I lost... or did I?"
The crowd looked confused, and they turned to eachother to try and work out what Joey was talking about...
"You want the truth? No. I did not lose the match. In fact, our match lasted a week. It only ended when I pinned you... in the centre of the ring...
You just saw the footage. I know, many of you don't believe me. I tapped out, right?
Yes. I did tap out. Take a look..."
Footage of Joey tapping outside of the ring, on top of Jed's blessed table, is shown on the titantron.
Joey grinned. He pulled a piece of paper from his pocket, which had some text on it. It appeared to be a list of rules from EEW (yes, there are RULES in EEW)!
"As you can see, I tapped outside of the ring. And as the rules here clearly state... *ahem*... all pin-falls and submissions must occur inside the ring! Therefore, the match didn't end until I pinned Jed. Therefore, your winner...
AND NEEEEEEEW EEW SAINTS CHAMPION...
THE GRIM REAPERS PEN PAL...
THE ULTIMATE MACHO MAN...
SAAAAAINT - ********- JOOOOEEEEEY!!!!"
Joey threw the mic to the side as he grinned, and 'St. Jimmy' by Green Day began to play. Joey's reign over the EEW Saints title had officially begun!
... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
