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Steve Sparks

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:38 pm


*AGTT's theme hits as the newly renovated America's Greatest Faction appears on the rampway* *As Chaos, Freddie and Cartwright lift their arms for the A symbol, red and blue pyro goes off behind them*

*AGF then makes their way to the ring as Chaos grabs a mic*

Chaos: Everybody has been wondering why we have turned our backs on C5. It's really quite simple! Me and Cartwright have been carrying C5 on our backs for the past couple of months! I haven't seen anybody contribute at all from the group! No offense Freddie, but we kept you around because we see potential in you. You're going to help America's Greatest Faction be better than C5 could've ever been! Quite simply put, Danzig, Casey, just like Triple H used to say, time has passed you by. It's our time now! We are going to finish you at our next pay per view. We are going to be the guys who take you two dogs into the back of the woodshed and pull the trigger to put you two out of your misery! That being said, I would like for Mr. Jaydan to come out here right now.

Joey: What is going on here? Why has America's Greatest Faction done this?

Tazz: You heard Chaos Joey. Cartwright and him were the main supporting legs of C5. C5 crumbled because Casey and Danzig failed to show any support.

*a few minutes pass*

Chaos: Jaydan! Get your a** out here now!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:38 pm


Mr. Jaydon appears on he ramp to boos from the crowd. He ignores themas he raises the mic to his mouth.

"Gentlemen, I saw what you did.....and I think you did completely the RIGHT thing!" Jaydon says to huge boos, the crowd disliking him further by the minute.

"You see, Casey and Danzig....they are both washed-up has-beens!" He claims to louder jeers. "They didn't draw any fans, they didn't draw any wrestlers and most importantly....they didn't earn EEW any money! From a business point of view, I welcome the chance to see the back of those two unmarketable losers who held back my biggest merchandise machines.....Cartwright and Chaos!"

"'The Talented One' Cartwright, you are everything you say you are. I see it. You are the most talented man in the World and deserved FAR better than 'My Un-favourite Wrestler' Casey Bennett.

"Chris, you defended the X-Treme Championship with honor and made it the big deal it never was before, who deserved better than Danzig.

"With that said, how can I help you?" He asks.

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Steve Sparks

PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:04 pm


Chaos: AGTT..........vs Danzig and Casey............Buried Alive!

Tazz and Joey: WOAH!

Tazz: That is huge Joey!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:26 pm


Mr. Jaydan liked this idea!

"What a perfect idea! Not only would we see the back of them two....but they would have no chance of coming back ever again and polluting my show with their presence!

"And think of the money I'd make from mindless fans wanting to see a Buried Alive Match! AGTT, consider the match approved by management!" Jaydan begins to laugh to a fierce reaction!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:14 pm


I'm Not Jesus plays and Chris Danzig walks back out to the ring, the fans booing this time. He takes the mic out of Jaydan's hand.

"You know, it's not every day that the savior of this business comes back from the dead! You just can't let me have my moment, can you? Well, it doesn't matter. This Buried Alive match will not be happening." The fans boo. "Why, you ask? It's simple. I have a clause in my contract that says I don't have to compete in any match that could be potentially lethal, and my legal team seems to think being buried under six feet of dirt falls into that category. So you'll have your match...with Casey. You know, provided he survives the onslaught he's going to recieve tonight."
PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:49 pm


The instrumental of "My Last Breath" plays as Casey steps out on the ramp, bandaged up.

"What?! It's not bad enough that we've been stabbed in the back, but now you wish to throw me to the wolves, Danzig? Screw you and screw this!"

The crowd boos and pelts Casey with garbage.

"There won't be any match because I'm not going through with this either. My lawyers also agree that I don't have to wrestle in deadly conditions. Which means, all of you can go straight to hell!"

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Steve Sparks

PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:06 am


*Chaos looks at Jaydan*

Chaos: Hey Jaydan, I remember going over Danzig's contract with you and I don't remembr seeing a clause in it about not competing did you?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:10 am


"I'm surprised you can read, you punk-a** little b***h. Or were you too busy ******** Jaydan in the a** to see that part?"

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:53 pm


"Seeing as I don't care, Casey and Danzig, you WILL participate in this match....or you're GONE from MY show FOREVER!" He shouts angrily at them as the crowd boos everyone infront of them!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:19 pm


"You know what, Jaydan? I don't give two drops of piss about EEW! What has this company ever done for me, except for have psychopaths, psuedo-rappers, and pyromaniacs try to end my career?! I QUIT!"

The crowd boos as Casey storms out of the arena...

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:10 pm


"...and you, Danzig?" Jaydan looks at Chris, unbothered by Casey. "We already know that one of you is a coward."
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:39 am


"I'm not a coward, but I'm also not stupid. So if you want any chance in hell of me agreeing to this match, you let me bring a partner of my own choosing. Otherwise, Drown would love to have the ratings machine that is Chris Danzig."

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:27 pm


"A....partner?" Jaydan stutters, trying to contain his laughter. "Quitter Casey just walked out of the arena!"
PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:59 am


Chaos: Ahem, ratings? I guess Drown would like to have a loser like you who can't buy a win right now. Come the next PPV, I'll be sending you to the B-Rated show when I bury ur a** alive!

Steve Sparks

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