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Prophetik Returns to EEW (Inquisition parody)

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FuriousSeahorse

Hilarious Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:55 am


Rawkfist by Thousand Foot Krutch hits and Chris Danzig, Matt Anthony, Kevin Black and DJ Sacrament walk down to the ring, holding mics.

"Yo, Tavarius, Esoteric, y'all think you're hard cause you can drop a few rhymes? Aight. Two can play that. Yo, DJ Sacrament, spin that s**t!" Danzig says, and Sacrament puts a record on the turntable.

Check this
It's the crew known as Prophetik
And y'all best respect this
Cause our flow is deadly like the lethal injection
We destroy more bitches than the AIDS infection
It's nothing personal, just natural selection
Call me an assassin cause killin' y'all's my profession
We back again, and better than before
Droppin' pussies like Tav and Eso like two dollar whores

Yo, take the mic Syn!


We like cobras cause when we strike we stay unseen
Torchin you pussies like y'all gasoline
You ain't got no gold, but you got lube and spermicide cream
Cause y'all butt buddies, ain't no real tag team
The unsuspectin public don't see this s**t comin
Little advice y'all, ya best start runnin'
You ******** with Prophetik ya end up dead
All it takes is one shot, one blow to the head
Wait, I don't swing that way
Y'all disappointed cause you thought I was gay
But that's enough of the second grade jokes
You faggots don't stand a chance against real street folks

Matt, rip that s**t!


You defenseless
My niggas gonna beat you senseless
Like you immigrants and we electric fences
We the most hardcore rappers in all the land
Every night we gettin p***y, y'all workin your hands
We got these people under our control
Feel that, the roof's gonna blow
So I got three more lines before I go
We be cashin checks son
We be breakin necks son
Prophetik's on a crusade and we comin for you next son
Y'all comin for us, you runnin out of time
Consider this a defeat, cause we just killed your rhymes


"Tavarius, Esoteric, take notes. That's how you rhyme." Danzig says, to a huge round of booing from the crowd.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:43 am


((So now we got beef with three factions now? s**t we aint even the champs yet. It's chill. I get that we're hot and y'all want a piece of greatness xd Anyway I could just re-post what I did in the discussion guild. However, I think I'll wait for the PPV to end and let you have your moment. Then Tavarius, Esoteric and Somoa Dan will have a response for y'all later.))

Soothsayer Jeckal

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