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 Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:55 am
EEW comes back from a commercial break and the ring is set up with four lazy-boy recliner chairs and a screen with the Cardok Rock Lounge logo. Cardok is standing in the middle, with a tuxedo suit on and a microphone in hand. Of course, Dark Saint stand near the ramp with a security shirt on, watching Cardok's back.
"Welcome, everybody, to the first edition, and maybe the only, Cardok's Rock Lounge! As you can see, Dark Saint over there is security. Today, we have very special guests. Our guests have been known to make quite the headlines these days in EEW, their names, Atrocity and Snypa, Bloody Reich! Come on down!," he says looking down the ramp.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:34 am
The Air Raid siren's go off and "Third Reich from the Sun" by Hanzel Und Gretyl plays and a tank is being driven onto the stage with the letter's BR painted on the sides. Then it stops and Atrocity pops up from inside wearing his General's uniform and german general helmet.
THen he stands up on top of the tank and plays to the crowd while the chorus line hits..
THIRD REICH
FROM THE SUN
THIRD REICH
FROM THE SUN
REVOLUTION
REVOLUTION
then he walks across the tank's barrel and jumps down into the ring
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:28 pm
Y-y-yeah!
T-t-totally, dude!
"Party Like a Rockstar" plays as Snypa, clad in a black Dickie outfit and shades, arrives out on the ramp in a black Humvee and looks around. He's prepared for the Gangsta's Paradise match at end of the night.
Little does his partner know, the end of the main event will be the beginning of the end of the Reich and the start of Snypa's single career and the road to getting back the Television Championship or the most extreme prize in all of wrestling, the EEW Championship. Behind the shades are the plotting eyes of a former singles champion as he drives down to the ring and parks behind the tank. He opens the door and gets out, as the crowd cheers and chants "Blitzkrieg."
Snypa jumps on the ramp and steps in the ring, looking at the ex-leader of the Renegades and playing air guitar as pyro goes off in a circle and rains down...pulling a mic out of his pocket, the former Television Champion nods at his partner and then looks back at Cardok.
"Okay, now what's up?"
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:38 pm
"Ok, I just want to thank you for coming down and being a part of the show tonight. Now for my first question, you guys have been getting noticed lately, you guys have been teaming with the Inquistion. How has that been and how do you feel on being noticed in EEW?," he asks them.
Dark Saint stands near the ring steps, listening and making sure nothing went down.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:10 pm
Atrocity grabs a mic "Its' been great there Card me and Snypa here have been causing hell everywhere we go even though Cartwright's tried his best to seperate us we work together and defeat him and his games" he sat down on the top rope.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:59 pm
"Things have been fun, Cardok." Snypa says. "The C-Men and the Marines have nothing on the Bloody Inquisition. But aside from that, this will be their last night on Burn and we're going to celebrate it with the mass genocide of Cartwright and his c**t Squad. On top of that, we have Democrat presidential candidate Barack Obama backing us up as well. Damn, it feels good to have a guy like that in our corner."
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:42 am
"The bloody inquisition, hmmm...so you guys actually ended up tagging with a group, whos coat tails you have been riding. It seems you also kind of pose off them. Clothes, attitude, everything. Any response to that?," he asks.
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:56 am
"If anything Cardunk it was them who were riding off of our coattails in fact if i'm correct they asked us to team with them...and also we had common enemies in Cartwright and his brown eyed boys.but before that me and Snypa took some out some of the biggest names in this business you remember Hitogoroshi and Diego Alva??" Atrocity says in response
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:15 pm
"Inquisition riding our coattails? If anything, Cardok- you shouldn't talk. You were the one who was too busy stuck in the past when you tried to bring back your Renegades, which flopped like a fish when the Inquisition stomped your a** to the Dark Ages and even Saint Joey, who happens to be our biggest fan, left you. Tell you what, John. You weren't a leader, you were as Esoteric said: a head Rent-A-Gay."
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:31 am
"If anything, you two followers looked like their long lost lovers. Also, I said you were riding their coat tails. Barack Obama endorses you, damn it must be true, he is the anti-christ! Anyway, you guys can't be serious. The Renegades had been their own thing. It seems all you guys do is kiss the Inquistion's back sides!," Cardok says.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:15 pm
"Again quite the opposite butt monkey you've probably been endorsed by the master c**t crepe himself Cartwright about whom i will not begin to express my rage. As far as the Inquisition is concerned they're dead to me."
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:27 pm
"We won't be dealing with Esoteric and Tavarius after tonight. And you know what? I'm tired of everyone calling that man the anti-christ. Yeah, Barack's got our backs. We won't argue politics because we all know that if Barack Obama's a Communist as you people like to say just because he believes in change, that makes Dubya little more than a terrorist with political power and his Mini-Me John McCain a Fascist. Really, Cardok- there's no need to argue anything except how I'm going to enjoy the stench of your burned flesh."
Snypa takes off his glasses.
"I don't even see the need to be in this ring with because you're nothing without Jacob Meyer to back you up."
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:38 am
"Whoa, calm down on the roid rage you two."
"I'm nothing? I'm nothing! Then what does that make you. That makes you the equivalent to whale s**t on the bottom of the ocean!," Cardok says with a loud voice.
Dark Saint, seeing the situation getting hostile, starts walking up the ring steps.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:17 am
"Yeah you wish Boy when in fact as of right now you wouldnt last 3 minutes in the ring without your little a** munchers backing you up"
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:09 pm
"Would you like to find out how many minutes you would last?"
"a** munchers? I only see one person being security."
Cardok waves his hand in front of Atrocity holding up his middle finger.
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
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