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 Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:43 pm
Announcer Larry Mooney entered the ring as the crowd clapped politely. That Larry is so quiet and inoffencive! xd
"Welcome to The Extreme Enquire!" He announces to cheers. "My guest on tonights show is a man who is already making a big impact on Burn after only arriving here a month ago from Speed as a trainer and Speed World Champion! Please welcome.....JED!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:26 am
Church music played. " Tonight, The lord will be Comin'"
Jed and Mary come down to the ring. Jed was wearing a black church suits. Mary had a button down dress on. Jed walked down to the ring. Mary then talked to Jed. Jed then nod. gave her a kiss. Jed slide into the ring. Mary began to strip.
T-pain's - I'm in luv with a stripper plays.
Jed smiled as Mary began to strip. She had a tank top, a miny skirt. She had a whip. Jed nodded some more. Jed then took off his suit jacket off. Jed began to take off his shirt. It showed muscle and scars across his body. Jed smile and got the mike.Mary slapped the whip on her hand.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:51 am
"Jed, congratulations on joining the Burn roster first of all and a amazing match with Rhamm at House Party!" Larry starts, softening Jed up! xd
"Has the ill-feeling between you two passed after your match? Did he earn your respect even though he interrupted your Burn debut interview with a well-produced hype video?" Larry asks.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:17 am
Well, let me tell you something, my brother. Rhamm is alright. Alright as long as he changes his way. I mean. He is a sinner. Me, I'm not a sinner. Mary, is not sinner. We are doing god's work.God's work to change the world.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:42 pm
"For those of us that missed it last week, how did Rhamm sin against you?" Larry asks.
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:00 pm
He didn't sin against me, he sinned against the Lord. He also looked at Cartwright sister a**. My Wife Mary.Also Rhamm said he was an animal. Animal inturn are know for not being controlled so i had to change that for my lord.So just being know as the animal is a sin.
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:55 pm
"Some would say that your wife Mary had sinned in the past Jed, didn't you find her at a strip joint?" Larry asks.
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:09 pm
I can only say this, She is a former sinner.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:55 pm
I rick rock beats yeah fellas I rock ya!
I rick rock beats yeah fellas I rock ya!
I rick rock beats yeah fellas I rock ya!
Esoteric was shown in the back eating a plate of nachos. A huge stereo system was blaring music from behind him. He was laughing with Nobody Fresh as the two clanked thier beer bottles together and drank.
Suddenly Esoteric went into convulsions, his eyes changed from deep blue to emerald green. He looked directly at the camera as he spoke.
"I've walked with Jesus and dined with kings
I named Abraham and gave Judas his rings
I wrote a chapter in the Dead Sea Gospel
I am one of two REAL apostles
Continue on with your sins, strip, drink and smoke an eigth
Just remember to Keep Your Faith"
With that The Druid once more went into convultions. His eyes returned to thier original color as Esoteric was himself once more. He continued to mow down on his nachos as the Titantron faded.
((With the Druid being a religios entity, and Esoteric essentially being a sinner I felt it was appropriate to do this. Ignore it if you want. This was just for shits and giggles. Or Jed can get huffy that anoother promo of his was interupted.))
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:16 pm
((Ha, it's a good idea actually Jeckal! blaugh ))
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Esoteric is in the building!" Larry says to cheers for Eso.
"The Inquisistion has religious conentations of their own in the Bible, don't they Jed? What do you make of Esoteric and Tavarius using it as their tag team name?" Larry asks.
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:27 pm
(What is he talking about, Huffy???)
"Well, I have researched them yet. Only because I'm concern with these 2 sinners. Rhamm and Harli.They are the a bad influence on the Children. I mean come on, with them around the kids can't believe in the Second Commandment. ""Thou Shout believe in the Lord Ways."" I mean with out this and the First Commandment, which is ""Thou shout not quit in a match"". The children can learn..Well theres more Commandments, but this will be told in time.."
(Reason to why i can't feud with them right now.: Because i'm in a current feud with Rhamm and soon to be Harli, also my God gimmick is ready for a really great feud.Well a tag feud.)
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:38 am
"Harli is also a sinner? Is that because he is Australian? I know they talk funny, but is that reason enough to banish them all to Hell?" Larry asked jokingly! xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:38 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:30 pm
Harli stepped out on stage "I have been listening to your words Jed and tell me how I am a sinner"
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:16 am
Jed looked at Mary and then turn towards Harli. Jed gave a kiss to Mary and then began to speak. "Let me asking you something first, How aren't you a sinner? I mean, i was watching your's and Dengo's match and in the beginning, You cheated. Nut shots. The lords way would show you how to Fight better. To Show you have to fight for the Greater good.For the Lord. " Jed raised his hands up and basked in the lords glory.
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