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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:02 pm


Drowns Theme hits the arena as Mr. Barker heads out to the ring to cheers from the crowd! He already has a mic in his hand.

"It's safe to say my first few months in EEW haven't been easy! I have had everything thrown at me at once from the start, straight from the frying pn into the fire, but I'm loving it!" He says to cheers.

"There is one new signing that has been a huge pain that hasn't been making my life very easy at all! Nuke Fusion..." The crowd jeers instantly.

"....I invite you into this ring so we can solve our differences!"
PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:29 pm


Pendulum - Propane Nightmares

Trumpets blared around the arena, as the crowd was shot in to raptures!

Something's tearing me down and down
And I can't but feel it's coming from you
She's a gunshot bride, With a trigger cries
I just wonder what we've gotten our selves into...


The arena was then plunged into darkness and green spotlights turned on around the arena, randomly turning, seemingly looking for something or someone. Strobe lighting flickered around the arena..

In a trail of fire I know we will be free again
In the end we will be one
In a trail of fire I burn before you bury me
Set your sights for the sun


The lights started to flicker around the arena, the green spotlights still 'looking' around.

Nuke Fusion then walked out from backstage, a half-grin, half-frown on his face.

Mind is willing, Soul remains
This woman cannot be saved
From the drawn into the fire
Mind is willing, Soul remains
This woman cannot be saved
From the drawn into the fire
Anything to bring it on home
Bring it on home
Bring it on home
Bring it on home


Sliding in to the ring, he then took a leap and landed on top of a turnbuckle, raising his fist in the air.
The crowd jeered Nuke quite serverely, but that didn't bother him one bit. Jumping down, he looked at Barker, and was given a microphone by an aid at the side.

"You screwed me over, Barker..."
A malicious look was plastered over the whole of Nuke's face. He was, nearly, at the point of going ballistic and flipping out..

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:07 pm


"Now Nuke, you aren't goin to like this but...what the hell. That was called REVENGE!" Barker shouts to cheers!

"Maybe you've already forgot about this...considering the beating Travis has been giving you...."

Barker points at the titantron that shows a clip of Nuke disrespecting Barker and pushing him to the floor on a previous episode of Drown.

"I remembered that. I didn't get my revenge during the Boxing Match, as you'd already been beaten and your ego bruised, so I bided my time."
PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:16 am


Moving closer and closer to Barker, Nuke really seemed as if he was going to flip out.

"You dare disrespect me?"
Just then, the crowd started to cheer Barker's name, making Nuke stop in his tracks.
When the chants had faded away, Nuke looked at the ground, and then back at Barker.
"Okay, Barker. So we're even?"
He actually looked normal as he said this, only for a grin to sweep across his face.

"Actually, I have an idea that I think everyone here will love. Let's see...Nuke Fusion could face off against Travis Nightsky another time.."
The crowd gave a loud pop for Travis' name mentioned, but Nuke silence them by putting up his hand.
"Instead, let's make it more interesting. How about Nuke Fusion facing off against, I dunno...General Manager Barker!"

Nuke grinned maliciously, and awaited Barker's answer and the crowd went wild!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:11 pm


"I would think we were even now." Mr. Barker replies.

Barker then looks surprised at Nukes suggestion!

"You're crazy! I'm not a wrestler!" He blurts out! "Hell no!"

The crowd appears to be disappointed, but what did they expect?! xd
PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:12 am


"So are you just saying that you're scared? I mean, Mr. McMahon of the World Wrestling Federation.."
The crowd jeered loudly for this mention.
"..Is, of course, CEO of the whole company. But does he wrestle? Hell yeah! If he doesn't get his own way, his last resort is always to go there himself and KICK SOME a**!"
The crowd jeered at Nuke this time, knowing full well that Mr. McMahon always cheats, in whatever he does.

Nuke stepped back, looking Barker up and down.
"Don't tell me you're just going to stand and wimper behind your lap-dog, Travis Nightsky, all the time. I think you should fight, and I think that these dipshits around the ring think so, too!"
The crowd started to cheer at Nuke's idea, again, but stopped and immediately started jeering as loudly as he could when Nuke called them all dipshits..
"Stand up for yourself, you Pencil-Pushing Son of a b***h!"

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:26 pm


"What did you say?" Barker replied, looking angry.

"YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!"

Barker flies into a rage, kicking the bottom rope to let-off steam!

"Don't you EVER compare me to that piece of trash! Some people have something called integrity you know? Not like you or McMahon!

"Hell, you want it.....you're gonna GET IT! SEE YOU AT ANARCHY RULZ!" Barker shockingly announces, sending the crowd into a frenzy!

He steps out of the ring still seething and heads to the back!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:10 am


Smirking, Nuke had gotten the two things that he had wanted the whole time, anyway.
A reaction.
A match against Barker.

Things seemed to be falling, perfectly, in place for Nuke...

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