The AAY called you at 3 in the morning! How do you react?!

[Treeswatchyoumasturbate]

Yes, I have the book you require, no I will not drop everything at this hour and rush it to you *hangs up*

[xxx_Stabarella_xxx]

Star turned around and looked about her, her pack weighing her down a little. She looked hard, but could not figure out who had called out her name.

[Guns-and-Goats]

"Kid, don't ya' know that tha' phone ain't a damn toy?"

[` ll [ E d w a r d ]]

/pissed, but too tired to make off

"...No, sir. You've the wrong number.
I am not an adult phone entertainer."

/angrily hangs up

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[Blank Dicer]

Hazubabah deblah sherderp an call sumone else willya? Yer rabbit isn't comming bak. -Hangs up and throws phone out window- Sleeeeeeep. -Thud-

[MayaKazumi]

Hm? Oh, yes, this is Harolds phone. No, this isn't Harold. Its his murdere- I mean girlfriend. He isn't in at the moment, should I take a message?

V 'I urgently need an antidote to one of your poisons. Like, now. I'll meet you at your lab!'

[Barefoot Necromancer]

^^ "...Um, excuse me?" She frowned. "Can you repeat that, I couldn't catch it."

^ "Who is this? You better have a good reason for calling this late."

[Guns-and-Goats]

"Eh? Ms. Byrne? Why ya' callin' so late, sweetheart?"

-Rolls onto his back and rubs his eyes-

"An overbearin' incubus...? Ain't really my thing, but I'll be right over. Alright. See ya' soon."

-Hangs up-

"STEFFI! Get yer fuzzy a** up! We got a job ta' do!"

[Beautiful Envy]

*realizes that David left one of his communicators in her room*
Oh god, I hear it ringing, but I don't know where it is! gonk
*desperately searches as it continues to ring throughout the night*

[Dansen Macabre]

-is pecked awake by a messenger hawk-
"God, can't I get any sleep!?"

[Treeswatchyoumasturbate]

Can't we plan someone's murder tomorrow? I mean who ever it is can live for one more day.

[Sapphire-Skellington]

You killed your husband because he cheated on you? Okay, marry me then~ I'm immortal emotion_awesome

[K i m z y]

''No, Sapph, I do not want to watch Nightmare Before Christmas with you at three in the morning!''

[Collizio]

Yes, yes it's snowing. Fascinating.

[MayaKazumi]

'No. First of all, its 3-freaking-am. Second, I don't even know how to fence. Third, thats' illegal.'