The AAY called you at 3 in the morning! How do you react?!

[Barefoot Necromancer]

It's three in the morning, you're sound asleep in bed and the AAY calls your phone, waking you. How do you react? What do you say?

[N0T]

"Hello this is the N0T ..... No! This is not the oddities shop. N-no! I just said ....... "
*sigh, facepalm*

[Persona Style]

"What do you want? Selling lava? How ridic- Wait, lava? I'll buy ten buckets."

[Anima Rosaceae]

"Huh? No, my house is not on fire."
[/fire alarm goes off]
"..."

[Barefoot Necromancer]

^^ "Huh, what?" Rhea muttered sleepily. "Are my smoke detectors going off? No..." She paused. "Better replace the batteries? What do you mean by that?" The necromancer asked tiredly before catching a whiff of smoke, and dropping the phone, immediately going to try and put out the fire.

^ "Got into a fight with your roommates? Yeah, you can stop by and crash on the couch." Rhea muttered sleepily. "Was it about the slippers again?"

[gum disease]

*shoots the phone*

I think they got the message! = w=

*goes back to sleep*

[Sayonara to Gravity]

Dark elves, schmark elves. I don't care if you and the vampires kill each other. Durem's a little overpopulated anyway.

[Skeet Draconis]

This had better be good....


...no, Avril, I am not coming to your concert right now.

*hangs up and throws the phone out the window*

[HeartfulSin]

What is it now....
Oh, he's trying to hunt you for your skin, again?
..
I'll be right there.
-hangs up-
Senpai noticed me!~ -squee-

[beauteous-BEAST]

hrmghhh what?

It's too early for.... wait, could you say that again?
I couldn't quite hear you.

[GLJordan]

"arrrrrrr what?" hangs up

[Puuya]

It is 3 AM! WHy are you calling at this hour?!
...

Oh right! you didn't know I am not from US...t's okay now....so what made you call me?

[Maze]

Ah, thanks. This will save me the trouble of having to hunt you down. I can't use a zombie centaur - or a zombie anything, for that matter - in my forest.

Now. Hold still.

Don't worry, I'm quite good at this. You won't notice a thing.

[kefkadragon]

I thought elves didn't use phones. What do you want maze? It's not like ill be able to sleep again anyway.

[Sapphire-Skellington]

You're in danger and you want me to save you?
You're about to be in real danger now.