"Oh gosh, please don't tell anyone you saw me out of my cage. I'm not meant to leave it... Do you need to wash that blood off? The shower's just down the hallway, I'll order some food!"
"Hey, don't you worry about it! Monsters gotta help each other out! Do you like spaghetti? I bet that tail of you can whip those tomatoes to where no tomatoes have gone before and show them who's boss!"