The AAY is stuck overnight at your place...

[Lockstep]

"No, Tilly, I don't want a face mask."
...
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE HOW MY SKIN LOOKS?"

"Wait do ya' still want that tea?"

[Baru Gamma]

-I pull out a revolver with no ammo holes and spin it then I get another and spin it too- I'll teach ya how to spin it to be able to swat bees and bugs away with them

[kefkadragon]

please don't rising tackle the slimes. You can fight anything else outside that you want, just don't fight the slimes or wreck my house or harm me.

[Lumanny the Space Jew]

Hey, hey, bill of rights! No quartering of--- yes fine take the bed, take the bathroom, just put the gun down...
There's a political cartoon in here somewhere.

[Scissors83]

The guest room is all yours. Help yourself to whatever is in the fridge. Also I wake up to do some exercise early in the morning so I apologize in advance.

[Dissonantia]

err... After questioning him on how he even got in to its dimension, it would probably try to eat him.
Or if he's really lucky, then maybe it would leave him be and let him back out into the world.
Probably try to eat him though.
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(V)No meat. The sheer horror.
"... I make no promises but I'll try, cap'n."
/a sarcastic salute.
"If I was a fish, I'd be quakin' in my boots.
Truly the terror of the sea.

Tea would be great though."

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[Guns-and-Goats]

"If you don't eat any of my crew, you may stay aboard my ship for the night. Anyone goes missing and we'll be enjoying a lovely fish dinner the next evening. Do I make myself clear? Good. Would you like some tea?"

[riamuwu]

um, so i guess you're stuck here huh? I've got some tea in the cabinet. pick whichever you like. i gotta go stuff my wounds with some herbs so i'll be back in a bit. this apartment is pretty small but you'll be surprised by how quickly you'll get lost so don't wander too much!

[kuusami]

Kin swallowed nervously, fiddling with her hands in front of you.
"I hope it's comfortable enough."
I really would like not to make this creature angry

[goopyghoulie]

"I have a lovely guest bedroom, if you'd like to sleep in there. But, if you're feeling particularly lonely..."
"My personal bed is quite large, you can sleep with me if you'd like. We can watch some movies together, too. I have a large collection, I'm sure there's something you like in there somewhere."

[kkayoung]

"hmm.. can you sleep outside?"
"wait, nevermind. lucky you there's a storm. if there wasn't you'd be sleeping under the bushes."
"me rude? i am not!! perhaps we can settle this with a game of chess."

[Madame Linwe]

Would you like something to drink with your toast?

[Dissonantia]

"I know. If I were someone else, I'd want to crash in my place too.
But you do know I hardly even stay around here, right?

... Reeeeally hope you didn't come all the way here just to have me for a night.
But look at the bright side! You can hold fort and lock up every night for a week or two until I get back."
/pats shoulder
"Thanks, sweetheart."

[Tyrone Roderick]

"Fine, but you're gonna have to keep your pet in check. I don't want to see it ramming anyone or anything."

[LucasMondeveig]

"Oh, a detective you are ? Am I in trouble ?"
*deactivates all traps*
"Please sit in the living room."
*there's a pooter tooter under the sofa*
"Pffft !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA !"