Thanks for watching the place for me - I've just gotten back from shooting a grape soda commercial and being interviewed in "Skylark Tonight". Did you watch TV? You would've seen me there.
(^ No, James Franco's character in "The Interview".)
"Um, make yourself at home"..redface
"You..might want to take out the cigarette, it's not very good for your health..oh..you don't want to..i guess that's ok.." sweatdrop
There's a folding bed in the couch, steak in the fridge, and the bathroom is that way if you need to use it. We'll also drive you back to the lab tomorrow after breakfast.
"Sup bro. While you're here can you help me gather info on some of the girls around here? My uhm... "sensei" wants me to date the single ladies around here and uhm... see if they like someone special. Careful Howard doesn't get stuff stuck in em, this place ain't too clean."
Come in, make yourself at home, grab a drink. And don't mind Boris. He's not like the other bears. WAY more intelligent, fully-sentient, and can read/understand five languages. He also has no problem with your kind. Just don't touch the vodka and caviar near the back of the fridge...those are his.
"Oh good, you're armed. You're going to need that, being that one of the other residents has quite the bias against the undead. See you in the morning! Maybe!"
"...Are you sure there are no hotels available that you could stay at? I mean...I suppose you can stay if you have to, but...I'd really prefer if you didn't.......do you want to order a pizza or something...?