J-Corp v2: The Jack Fanthread - Don't Eat the Jello!

J-Corp, Assemble!

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[darth acheron]

''I see we have our work cut out for us.'' Acheron said with a sigh. He immediately sent crews to install another grate and ant-personnel lasers in the drainage system and the ventilation ducts.

[IDS Wheatley]

Darth Acheron

''I see we have our work cut out for us.'' Acheron said with a sigh. He immediately sent crews to install another grate and ant-personnel lasers in the drainage system and the ventilation ducts.

Tell the crew to watch out for an occasional Animated...

Lots of funny things have been happening as of late.

[darth acheron]

IDS Wheatley

Darth Acheron

''I see we have our work cut out for us.'' Acheron said with a sigh. He immediately sent crews to install another grate and ant-personnel lasers in the drainage system and the ventilation ducts.

Tell the crew to watch out for an occasional Animated...

Lots of funny things have been happening as of late.

''I'll be sure to do that as well as equip them with powerful enough rings to fight off any Animated that show up.''

[J-Tech 001]

J-Tech 013

J-Tech 001

J-Tech 013

J-Tech 001

Good News Everybody the recent problems with the mutations has a 30% chance of not being my fault!

I hope everyone is still well!

You have an excellent sense of timing, as always, sir.

013 rolls her eyes.

I trust you were unhurt during the explosion?

Yes 013 I was quite fine I got my romance collection safely stored away before the blast. Now I have finished reorganizing my lab while including more buttons and switches!

Oh, thank goodness.

On a slightly more pressing issue, what kind of serum did you inject me with, in the first place?

Oh That was just a simple cooling agent if you by chance were to die i wanted to make sure I had enough to properly preserve your brain.

Common side effects are a higher chance of hibernation bluish skin and a death like sleep. Don't worry i sent out a memo for everyone to not declare you dead if they find you passed out in any awkward positions.

:Checks her PDA:

Oh Dear seems i forgot to hit send.

No matter! Good news the side efects are easily revered with a special serum that is easy to make but takes a lifetime to master!

[Zero the hunter]

Good day monsieurs et madames. I see that we are discussing about security. I have my ghosts keep a watch during night time and on all low levels in the compound. They shall alert me if something happens or attempt to stop the intruders. Today's snacks are cupcakes and cakes cooked by my little sister, Alrunette. She came with me to help a bit with working, come say hello soeurette. *A young alruna succubus appears from behind Zero. She fidgets a bit and bows to the group, then goes again behind Zero*

[Ecire]

Zero the hunter

Good day monsieurs et madames. I see that we are discussing about security. I have my ghosts keep a watch during night time and on all low levels in the compound. They shall alert me if something happens or attempt to stop the intruders. Today's snacks are cupcakes and cakes cooked by my little sister, Alrunette. She came with me to help a bit with working, come say hello soeurette. *A young alruna succubus appears from behind Zero. She fidgets a bit and bows to the group, then goes again behind Zero*

-suddenly appears right in front of you-
DidsomeonesayCupcake?!
emotion_drool

[J-Tech 013]

J-Tech 001

Oh That was just a simple cooling agent if you by chance were to die i wanted to make sure I had enough to properly preserve your brain.

Common side effects are a higher chance of hibernation bluish skin and a death like sleep. Don't worry i sent out a memo for everyone to not declare you dead if they find you passed out in any awkward positions.

:Checks her PDA:

Oh Dear seems i forgot to hit send.

No matter! Good news the side efects are easily revered with a special serum that is easy to make but takes a lifetime to master!

001. REALLY.

The tech grits her teeth, but doesn't have too much time to chew out her superior, since she promptly pitches forward and loses consciousness.

[J-Tech 001]

J-Tech 013

J-Tech 001

Oh That was just a simple cooling agent if you by chance were to die i wanted to make sure I had enough to properly preserve your brain.

Common side effects are a higher chance of hibernation bluish skin and a death like sleep. Don't worry i sent out a memo for everyone to not declare you dead if they find you passed out in any awkward positions.

:Checks her PDA:

Oh Dear seems i forgot to hit send.

No matter! Good news the side efects are easily revered with a special serum that is easy to make but takes a lifetime to master!

001. REALLY.

The tech grits her teeth, but doesn't have too much time to chew out her superior, since she promptly pitches forward and loses consciousness.

:Catches 013 and moves her to an office chair.:

There there.

:Goes to her fridge and pulls out a container. Pouring the contents into a large cup she then places it in the microwave waiting a few seconds 001 then grabs a set of smelling salts out of her pocket and proceeds to wake 013 up.:

Good news! I have Something that should work.

:The bell dings on the microwave.:

[PrincessTeala]

Good morning everyone. Uh, was there a containment breach or something? All these little munchkins showed up out of nowhere and we somehow ended up in space. I think a wormhole must've opened up.Oh,and I now have tentacles on my back.

[Kaiserin Kai]

PrincessTeala

Good morning everyone. Uh, was there a containment breach or something? All these little munchkins showed up out of nowhere and we somehow ended up in space. I think a wormhole must've opened up.Oh,and I now have tentacles on my back.

...J-Tech 001, have you been experimenting with wormholes?

[J-Tech 001]

Kaiserin Kai

PrincessTeala

Good morning everyone. Uh, was there a containment breach or something? All these little munchkins showed up out of nowhere and we somehow ended up in space. I think a wormhole must've opened up.Oh,and I now have tentacles on my back.

...J-Tech 001, have you been experimenting with wormholes?

Good news Everybody! The Time space Continuum is not my department so I didn't cause this.

why is that good news because I have no clue how to fix it.

I recommend talking to that dashing J-tech What's his number again? Anyways he said he was here to help and then ran off.

[Zero the hunter]

Ecire

Zero the hunter

Good day monsieurs et madames. I see that we are discussing about security. I have my ghosts keep a watch during night time and on all low levels in the compound. They shall alert me if something happens or attempt to stop the intruders. Today's snacks are cupcakes and cakes cooked by my little sister, Alrunette. She came with me to help a bit with working, come say hello soeurette. *A young alruna succubus appears from behind Zero. She fidgets a bit and bows to the group, then goes again behind Zero*

-suddenly appears right in front of you-
DidsomeonesayCupcake?!
emotion_drool

*Alrunette gets scared and lets out a cute squeal, she then clings to Zero's coat* Alright I must remember to expect that from a ninja. Ah yes cupcakes... *Shows a cart filled with many cupcakes of different colors and flavors* We have banana, strawberry, peanut butter, vanilla, lemon, chocolate chips, white and black chocolate; many possible combinations between them. Bon appetit.

[Kaiserin Kai]

Zero the hunter

Ecire

Zero the hunter

Good day monsieurs et madames. I see that we are discussing about security. I have my ghosts keep a watch during night time and on all low levels in the compound. They shall alert me if something happens or attempt to stop the intruders. Today's snacks are cupcakes and cakes cooked by my little sister, Alrunette. She came with me to help a bit with working, come say hello soeurette. *A young alruna succubus appears from behind Zero. She fidgets a bit and bows to the group, then goes again behind Zero*

-suddenly appears right in front of you-
DidsomeonesayCupcake?!
emotion_drool

*Alrunette gets scared and lets out a cute squeal, she then clings to Zero's coat* Alright I must remember to expect that from a ninja. Ah yes cupcakes... *Shows a cart filled with many cupcakes of different colors and flavors* We have banana, strawberry, peanut butter, vanilla, lemon, chocolate chips, white and black chocolate; many possible combinations between them. Bon appetit.

*Takes a White Chocolate and Banana Cupcake*

Thank you very much~

...By the way, is there anything you can do about someone sucked through a wormhole?

[Ecire]

Zero the hunter

Ecire

Zero the hunter

Good day monsieurs et madames. I see that we are discussing about security. I have my ghosts keep a watch during night time and on all low levels in the compound. They shall alert me if something happens or attempt to stop the intruders. Today's snacks are cupcakes and cakes cooked by my little sister, Alrunette. She came with me to help a bit with working, come say hello soeurette. *A young alruna succubus appears from behind Zero. She fidgets a bit and bows to the group, then goes again behind Zero*

-suddenly appears right in front of you-
DidsomeonesayCupcake?!
emotion_drool

*Alrunette gets scared and lets out a cute squeal, she then clings to Zero's coat* Alright I must remember to expect that from a ninja. Ah yes cupcakes... *Shows a cart filled with many cupcakes of different colors and flavors* We have banana, strawberry, peanut butter, vanilla, lemon, chocolate chips, white and black chocolate; many possible combinations between them. Bon appetit.

-smoke literally bellows out the ears-
emotion_drool
-grabs a random cupcake and noms on it.-

[Zero the hunter]

Kaiserin Kai

*Takes a White Chocolate and Banana Cupcake*

Thank you very much~

...By the way, is there anything you can do about someone sucked through a wormhole?

That would be beyond my fields of expertise. I may be a demon, but moving through dimensions and space is difficult for me. I can only make teleportation by writing magic runes on the entrance and exit points. Wormholes are a whole different thing for me.