J-Corp v2: The Jack Fanthread - Don't Eat the Jello!

J-Corp, Assemble!

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[Kaiserin Kai]

J-Tech 001

Kaiserin Kai

PrincessTeala

Good morning everyone. Uh, was there a containment breach or something? All these little munchkins showed up out of nowhere and we somehow ended up in space. I think a wormhole must've opened up.Oh,and I now have tentacles on my back.

...J-Tech 001, have you been experimenting with wormholes?

Good news Everybody! The Time space Continuum is not my department so I didn't cause this.

why is that good news because I have no clue how to fix it.

I recommend talking to that dashing J-tech What's his number again? Anyways he said he was here to help and then ran off.

...Are you sure? Tentacles are one of your MOs...

[Ecire]

-is sitting in a corner with crumbs all around him, nomming on another cupcake-
Cuuuupcaaaaake!
emotion_kirakira

[J-Tech 013]

J-Tech 001

:Catches 013 and moves her to an office chair.:

There there.

:Goes to her fridge and pulls out a container. Pouring the contents into a large cup she then places it in the microwave waiting a few seconds 001 then grabs a set of smelling salts out of her pocket and proceeds to wake 013 up.:

Good news! I have Something that should work.

:The bell dings on the microwave.:

nnn...

013 coughs once or twice as she comes to.

Damn you, 001. Could you please just find an antidote? If I were to die before Lord Jack's triumphant return to the public, I swear I will haunt you for the rest of your mortal days.

[PrincessTeala]

Kaiserin Kai

J-Tech 001

Kaiserin Kai

PrincessTeala

Good morning everyone. Uh, was there a containment breach or something? All these little munchkins showed up out of nowhere and we somehow ended up in space. I think a wormhole must've opened up.Oh,and I now have tentacles on my back.

...J-Tech 001, have you been experimenting with wormholes?

Good news Everybody! The Time space Continuum is not my department so I didn't cause this.

why is that good news because I have no clue how to fix it.

I recommend talking to that dashing J-tech What's his number again? Anyways he said he was here to help and then ran off.

...Are you sure? Tentacles are one of your MOs...

Now that I think about it, a beaker of green stuff from the lab spilled on me when I was being sucked through the wormhole.

[Ecire]

-runs out of cupcakes in corner-
must have more....must find more...must...precious cupcaaaaakesssss.
-starts crawling and sniffing around-
{sorry, really like cupcakes. can jack use other plants as a substitute head if his current one breaks and there are no other pumpkins nearby?}

[J-Tech 001]

J-Tech 013

J-Tech 001

:Catches 013 and moves her to an office chair.:

There there.

:Goes to her fridge and pulls out a container. Pouring the contents into a large cup she then places it in the microwave waiting a few seconds 001 then grabs a set of smelling salts out of her pocket and proceeds to wake 013 up.:

Good news! I have Something that should work.

:The bell dings on the microwave.:

nnn...

013 coughs once or twice as she comes to.

Damn you, 001. Could you please just find an antidote? If I were to die before Lord Jack's triumphant return to the public, I swear I will haunt you for the rest of your mortal days.

surprised pens the microwave and places the cup in front of 013.:

You really should try and relax 013 the Antidote is right here. It just needed heated up. I will attribute this crankyness to a side effect. And enjoy it is Peppermint flavored!

[J-Tech 013]

J-Tech 001

surprised pens the microwave and places the cup in front of 013.:

You really should try and relax 013 the Antidote is right here. It just needed heated up. I will attribute this crankyness to a side effect. And enjoy it is Peppermint flavored!

Scowling, 013 takes the antidote and studies it carefully. Could she really trust 001's judgment this time?

(There's really no other choice, I suppose.)

She downs the potion, and immediately, her blue skin reverts to normal. 013 seems a bit nauseous, though, as she doubles over and holds her stomach, groaning painfully.

...ugh.

[J-Tech 001]

J-Tech 013

J-Tech 001

surprised pens the microwave and places the cup in front of 013.:

You really should try and relax 013 the Antidote is right here. It just needed heated up. I will attribute this crankyness to a side effect. And enjoy it is Peppermint flavored!

Scowling, 013 takes the antidote and studies it carefully. Could she really trust 001's judgment this time?

(There's really no other choice, I suppose.)

She downs the potion, and immediately, her blue skin reverts to normal. 013 seems a bit nauseous, though, as she doubles over and holds her stomach, groaning painfully.

...ugh.

You sip it 013 after all that much Coffee that quickly causes cramping and you might have to make a BM soon.

[PrincessTeala]

J-Tech 013

J-Tech 001

surprised pens the microwave and places the cup in front of 013.:

You really should try and relax 013 the Antidote is right here. It just needed heated up. I will attribute this crankyness to a side effect. And enjoy it is Peppermint flavored!

Scowling, 013 takes the antidote and studies it carefully. Could she really trust 001's judgment this time?

(There's really no other choice, I suppose.)

She downs the potion, and immediately, her blue skin reverts to normal. 013 seems a bit nauseous, though, as she doubles over and holds her stomach, groaning painfully.

...ugh.

Congrats on being normal again. Glad J-Tech 001 found the anti-dote. smile

[J-Tech 013]

PrincessTeala

Congrats on being normal again. Glad J-Tech 001 found the anti-dote. smile

The tech lifts her head and narrows her eyes. Talking just hurts, so she expresses her displeasure through her facial expressions.

She especially looks less than thrilled when 001 comments on the antidote's side effects.

[Ecire]

-returns back to base dazed and confused-
I...I don't know why, but I found myself in Aekea and....
-shudders-
nevermind. just....no more cupcakes.

[PrincessTeala]

I'm going to check this here spell book to see if I can find a spell to get home.

Hope everyone's evening is going well.

[Ecire]

PrincessTeala

I'm going to check this here spell book to see if I can find a spell to get home.

Hope everyone's evening is going well.

I am probably gonna regret this, but...ahem.
-imitates Gobber-
What could possibly go wrong?

[Kid Jak]

Ecire

PrincessTeala

I'm going to check this here spell book to see if I can find a spell to get home.

Hope everyone's evening is going well.

I am probably gonna regret this, but...ahem.
-imitates Gobber-
What could possibly go wrong?

What could go wrong? I will tell you if you dare!

[Ecire]

Kid Jak

Ecire

PrincessTeala

I'm going to check this here spell book to see if I can find a spell to get home.

Hope everyone's evening is going well.

I am probably gonna regret this, but...ahem.
-imitates Gobber-
What could possibly go wrong?

What could go wrong? I will tell you if you dare!

eh, not the worst that could happen.