a la KISS
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- Posted: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 06:15:03 +0000
- Cerise was a 5' short tall baby-faced young woman who happened to be sent to the worst place imaginable for someone like her: an endless forest with bloodthirsty creepy-crawlies and weirdos-- and more importantly, no food or public bathrooms! She wanted to cry. And so she did.
"Waaaaaah... " Thick crocodile tears ran down her cheeks, and snot clogged up her nostrils. Nonono, stop, she told herself, but the tears kept coming and the creepy-crawlies turned their attention to the girl. She might as well have plastered a neon sign on her back spelling "EAT ME."
And then it got really cold. Sniffling fiercely, the young woman hugged herself and continued stepping through-- holy shitake mushrooms.
Her first encounter: a glowy intimidating member of the Blue Man group.
"Uh, erm- " Cerise sniffed again, trying to banish that nasally voice away but failing. "-hello? Can you, eh, help... me? I'm... lost." She peeped out the last word meekly and began bawling again.
Location: Somewhere in scary forest
With: Scary blue man