You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7112 ]
Once	8.3%	[ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.0%	[ 2964 ]
Total Votes:			[ 10991 ]

[Zanaphine]

She keeps objecting to the fur all over her clothes... I mean... just look at me!

[Payonai]

It's a bit weird t' be married to a cat.

[Mein Herz des Goldes]

Apparently, even after marrying and divorcing a -cat-, marrying a Magical Girl was too much for him, too.

[Illyandaril]

She kept rubbing it in...the fact that she was more beautiful than I. Day in and day out, she loved reminding me that I was sub par in comparison. I just couldn't take it any longer. sweatdrop

[Collizio]

She was too twitchy. She never could relax. Sometimes you just want quiet days, but not this one...

[DanniBoo]

There were always clouds every freaking where. It's hard to have meaningful conversations when you can't see. And don't get me started on the constant condensation...

[Waddanohara]

"She wasn't too accepting... of my career. Or the fact I wanted her... to be heavily involved in it. Please.. let me have your heart!"

[GLJordan]

I found out the hard way what her career was

[Payonai]

He kept bringing pets in the house, and trying to hide them from me since I've told him to cut it out a long time ago.

Sure they're cute, but we just can't take care of every single animal he found..the house is startin' to look like a pet store!

[powwiful]

"I didn't mind the drums, but when I asked him to sing for me, he consistently refused."

[Clueit]

Oh it was bound to fail.
Though for legal reasons I'm going to say I was severely allergic to her.

[GLJordan]

tried to kill me on our honeymoon

[Reitavi]

He said I wasn't adventurous enough for him, even though I explore old ruins that has potential ghosties in it. emotion_donotwant

He can't be satisfied, plus he never wore any pants.

[Payonai]

She was always gone on excavations and travels for months at a time.
I'm really not the sentimental type..but I did start to feel lonely; as if we were hardly married.

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"He insisted on practicing his guitar when I was trying to study, and it was really throwing me off."