You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7112 ]
Once	8.3%	[ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.0%	[ 2964 ]
Total Votes:			[ 10991 ]

[Payonai]

I'd guess it's because of the argument we kept having from time to time. She told me being a subway drummer isn't a real job, and I told her neither is being a magician.

[DanniBoo]

I left because of the sheer amount of buckets that he insisted on leaving around the house. If I touched one, he'd freak out about me touching his "instruments".

[Schizune Weaver]

"Unfortunately, I am not into such relationships. With women. But.. well, I can't say that I wasn't entertained by her magic tricks. It was wonderful."

[Wandering Dio]

She got tired of having too much patients with a background involving me, It's not my fault that- Maybe it is my fault..

[Ning_Ning3]

He did not like pink D:

[OkayIGotIt]

BABY I CAN CHANGE crying

[Colder than January]

He returned from one of his assignments permanently injured, which caused him severe depression and self-esteem issues. Our marriage fell apart in the wake of those events.

[Clueit]

She was a touch too regal for me.

[HDMI]

HDMI

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He was a hobo doctor for crying out loud.
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[Gumby Ningata]

He was too bright for me. Also, he did not have a face.

V No. The reason we are no longer together is because you keep calling me a demon no matter how many times I told you I was a goat! You never listened!

[Against Will]

She is a demon. She better find someone who is suitable for her.

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"Our sleep schedules were way too different, and we rarely ever got to see each other. It was just too much of a downer."

[Ginzilla]

I discovered she was AN ENTITY MADE ENTIRELY OF STRAY KITTY CATS.

After the destruction of my Velvet Bedset, it was time to call it quits...

Q_Q

...and I'm still finding clumps of cat hair on my clothes.

[13th Misfortune Cookie]

Is the same-sex marriage illegal in my place? It must be the reason for our divorce.

Anyway, she's too bright for me to marry and on the other side, I'm actually a girl so I can't marry an another girl.