you DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.9%	[ 6303 ]
Once	8.0%	[ 774 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.1%	[ 2634 ]
Total Votes:			[ 9711 ]

[Jaydoggy]

Well you two were in love, got married, but then your heart was broken. But hey, at least you get half their stuff! So why'd you divorce the avatar above you?

Nobody above me (because nobody wants to marry Jaydoggy sweatdrop )

[blisterinthesun]

Because he didn't like the hammer. Apparently, it hurt.

[Paraphobia]

Because she whipped me too hard D:

[Nicola Six]

She liked men.

[Atomic Intoxication]

beacause he kept buying hookers in bulk

[blisterinthesun]

Because she told me I wasn't really a nurse.

[Cold-Blooded-SerialKiller]

^^Her mole talked to me... (I must be psycho)
^She burned me with her whip...

[Paraphobia]

Because he hit me with the bat :B

[iiLashes]

question

[Kn0x]

She kept hiding under that damn blanket thingy .. stressed

[Femme Feline]

He was too good for me.

[Jaydoggy]

she tried to choke me with her scarf eek

[Paraphobia]

His tail scared me :B

[PlainWhitePaper]

gonk Because I found out he wasn't the other half of the coin.