You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7112 ]
Once	8.3%	[ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.0%	[ 2964 ]
Total Votes:			[ 10991 ]

[Capitano De Conseur]

it got just a bit too murderous for me.

[Artemesia_of_Persia]

He objected to murder.

[powwiful]

"She insisted that we have human skeleton decor over my flowers. I was appalled."

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"She wanted me to abandon my necromancy in favor of research to make her human. I loved her, but I wasn't going to give up what makes me me for her."

[Idlewylde]

She doesn't eat tacos and that's all I can cook!

"Not enough time together... I work on call as a doctor in a mental facility and nights as a guardian of sleep. Not enough us time. Too bad. Wish I could have made it work."

[Payonai]

Well..We just, hardly interacted with eachother.
She's off into the world of dreams at night; and only arrives back during the morning hours when I rest.

[Flawlessly Broken]

Well as an ex-hunter I could not get remember why I had married a vampire and he couldn't drink from me as I am not human. The relationship was doomed from the start.

[Ziang]

She left her weapons around nilly willy!
I tripped over a sword she left on the floor and she insisted i should have been 'watching where I was going'

[Satanic Snake]

She raised the children terribly.

*lol the only problem is that otacon wan't born in my time*

[kefkadragon]

He cheated on me with otacon

[Pnk_Panda_3]

Howard was always interrupting... things.

[Kyonko Sakura]

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE....Wearing pink. xd

[Gwion Vaughn]

There could be only one.

[Abe-san]

Crazy at it seems, a marriage between a gay mechanic/holy man/miscreant and a bunny lady just didn't work out. Where is all the romance in the world, right??

[Feigne]

So apparently the wrench can't be used as a comb ???