you DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.8%	[ 6397 ]
Once	8.0%	[ 789 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.2%	[ 2679 ]
Total Votes:			[ 9865 ]

[Dotti600]

He pulled all the flowers out of my nonexistant garden and sold them on eBay and bragged about it. O__o

[Paraphobia]

She tried to kill me with her sword o:

[Jaydoggy]

wouldn't believe me when I said Reno 911's not real

[[Death by Ravioli]]

It was just to strange to be living with a foxman.

[PeachyKeenTastic]

Her green made me go crazy.

[[Death by Ravioli]]

I discovered she was a girl.

[Doctor Ditto]

I started to see dreams of a clown murdering me..

[xSister to Sleep]

He killed my hamster to make his hat... crying

[Jaydoggy]

the cat scratched at my tail as a toy.

[CokePixie]

he just shed too much

[[Kayri]]

She kept smoking in front of mah face >.<

[PeachyKeenTastic]

I couldn't understand her and the blinkiness.

[Pretend Reality]

She kept knocking things off shelves with her wings....