You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7112 ]
Once	8.3%	[ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.0%	[ 2964 ]
Total Votes:			[ 10991 ]

[Mein Herz des Goldes]

She has this problem where she just... loses clothes. We'd replaced her wardrobe three times over before I couldn't afford her absent-mindedness anymore

v It's a real shame, because I do love dragons

[categral]

We ran into each other while drinking one night and thought we could do a "Romeo and Juliet" for Unicorns and Dragons. After sobering up, we remembered how that play actually ends, and ... nah.

[Rutherford T Fly]

HAIRBALLS
All the hairballs
burning_eyes

[Ammadus]

We were about to become the main characters of the Bee Movie sequel. The Fly Movie.

[Mein Herz des Goldes]

"I'm the 'destroy nature' type of demon, they were more of the 'preserve nature' kind. Two very different opposites, not the kind that are meant to attract. It was fun while it lasted, though."

[Payonai]

She was nothing short of beautiful, but we had caught each others hand in marriage on the principal of being two immortal souls, hers demonic- and mine divine. Over many years we decided to split off and see what the world to the fullest, since we'd have an eternity inside of it.

[Symbolism of number One]

He kept shedding his tail all over the house. I can't tell how many times I tripped over it when I was going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

[Biblically Accurate Enby]

I thought it was love, but it was just a front. Her passion was in something else entirely.

[Rutherford T Fly]

HIS NOSE
Was fake exclaim

[Colonial Custard]

Welcome to Kickback™! Rock out with your host Allison Summer.

"I didn't know talking about my personal life was part of the job. Well if you really want to know caller, Rutherford kept diving into the trash and it drove me mad. Is that a petty reason? Sure is. But that's between me and him."

[Clueit]

The fame adjacentness triggered major anxiety with me to the point of hospitalization. We didn't know it would effect me so but it did.

[Symbolism of number One]

Our lifestyles were just too different.

[Rutherford T Fly]

COULDN'T BRING
My dumpster
Into the school exclaim

[onehundredgrand]

i thought he was joking when he said he was going to quit his office job to be a stripper for women with insect fetishes

[Mein Herz des Goldes]

"They kept rolling the cosmos of my dimension together, trying to replace the missing stars... stars that were only missing because they had been rolled up."