The AAY is being kidnapped! What do you do?

[Mr Nuki]

*squeals and bravely throws the giant carrot at the kidnappers*
*picks up the fallen carrot and runs away*

[Rini Kirei]

*Picks up his rabbit in her arms and walks back to her mansion*

You're gonna live with us now little fella, you'll also have a new friend.

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[Twilight Cat 137]

*walks up the kidnappers, then hit them in the shin with my wooden sword before breathinjg blue fire on them and saving Birdiechan747 before walking off heroically*

[Aeternum VaIe]

"Hold on little...cat...thing? I'll save you!"

Valiantly, the woman chases after the poor cat(?). Time will tell if she can actually gain enough speed to catch up to do something about this.

[Clockwork Fox]

Halt! How dare you kidnap that innocent young woman! Fiends, I will stop you!

Roger chases after the kidnappers with much gusto and ends up getting knocked out by one of them.

Well, he tried.

[Ichigo Arerugi]

(Originally written for Kaleidoscopic, but then I got swooshed, so I edited a little to suit Clockwork.)

"Roger! There you are, monsieur. I've been looking for you- you're late for rehearsals. After all, the circus is moving on to the next town tomorrow, so you can't fool around. Sorry, but I need to take my performer back now, so say bye to your little friend."

Liara smirks as they get away from the tall, dark stranger, then turns back to Roger.

"Next time, be smart enough not to almost get yourself kidnapped. Now, here's a free ticket to the cirque tomorrow- hopefully you can laugh this experience off, oui? But you're still going to have to pay for your own popcorn. Au revoir!"

[Mathew Mii]

I will distract the kidnapper with my panties!
(8/15)

[yxndere]

The fox frowns at the scene unfolding before her. She would've liked to help, but she didn't have any weapons. Suddenly, she smirked and scampered to the kidnapper's truck. With a foxlike grin, she set the wheels on fire using her foxfire and then left. Hopefully that'd slow them down and give the demon a chance to escape.

[Maze]

The pixie puffs up his admittedly tiny chest and looks for a way to be helpful. He's pretty sure he can't do anything to stop them that won't get his wings an even bigger beating, so he'll just have to steal onto the car and figure out a way to free the spirit en route to whatever location they have planned.

Yeah, this is a bad idea.

Oh, well, he consoles himself, he's pretty sure he's had worse!

[woodz dragon]

Uses his raw intimidation to frighten away the kidnappers and physically dispatch any who are bold or stupid enough to stay. "Lowlifes."

[Madame Linwe]

Woodie! NOOOOoooo! *Bites people trying to kidnap him (4/7)

[kefkadragon]

-punches all the kidnappers while riding a tiger with fiery aura-
NOBODY STEALS A FURRY LITTLE ANIMAL WHILE I'M AROUND! COME WITH ME PIRATE CAT! -offers huge, manly hand-

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"Let them take him. They'll get fed up with him soon enough and let him go."

[woodasheswoodashes]

Literally handcuff himself to her and forcefully joins the whole kidnapping thing, not wanting to miss out on the fun.

He'll break scary lady out when things start going pear-shaped, but first things first.

v He peers curiously at him. If you give me that food coupon you have in your pocket, I'll leave.

[Clockwork Fox]

I am only disappointed that they caught you first. Now begone, demon!