The AAY called you at 3 in the morning! How do you react?!

[Pelvic Sorcery]

I do lewd things with and to the phone, not entirely understanding how it works.

[Clueit]

I know that's you Dandy.
I have caller ID.
Please, remove the phone from that place.
I can hear it.
Please stop moaning.
I'm hanging up now.

[Abe-san]

You want what? Where now? It's hard to hear you, like there's a bunch of random stuff flying at you right at this moment.

[Yggdrasiln]

Is this a bootycall...? I'm going back to bed.

[cellohell]

no, that wasn't me rolling around in your flowerbed this time! oh, come one, i already said i was sorry!

[Selbea]

Dude, I told you, fight club is next week!! Go to bed!

[Baru Gamma]

-doesn't have my mechanical ears on and I just speak in dino to them telling them I can't hear in dino but they clearly can't understand and hang up quickly after the first part of the sentance she hears-

[Okami Tenrou]

"Mmm let me get this straight, you're out of rainbow paint so you need someone to help you break into the craft store and steal some? ...Let me get my crowbar."

[An U-N Owen Factor]

♛ ░░A MESSAGE FROM...▓▓ ♛
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『Without despair, the word "hope" would lose its meaning.』

>Pick up

/hears a familiar voice on the other line
/blushes

It's the grenade launcher girl.
Speaking about escape.
Or something like that.

>Reply

....
Can't.

>Examine
What?
>Phone

Caller ID is odd.
Take note.
Find her later.

>Hang up

Good choice.

/put the receiver down
/goes back to sleep

The One Who Wants To Forget


Questing:
Disaster Twins,
Yandere Katana, My Dearest Friend, Decayed for You,
Crane Warrior,
Bleak Reality

Leave a message for the Papier Mache World?
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[Elysion Dawning]

"....um. What....?"

"....you're a dog person? and you're calling me....why?"

"....whatever it is, I don't care, it can wait until morning....."

*falls back asleep without even making it as far as hanging up*

[Cobalt Soul Fox]

"...nmm... Huh? You've being seeing what...? Sweetie, listen. I don't deal with the supernatural, as I'm no Sam and Dean... Please look for ghost hunters or the like, I need my sleep... Best of luck. Night..." *curls up back asleep*

[Baru Gamma]

-doesn't have my mechanical ears on so i'm deaf and have the phone against mechanical flesh mixed nubs on my head and then I proceed to explain that I can't hear in dino before returning to sleep-I wonder what this is like for people who can hear normally?

[Your friend Dann]

I'm live in a dungeon filled with an endless bunch of monsters and undead with barely any hope to get back to civilization , how the heck did you get my phone number ? eek

[~Kiri~Kunoichi~]

"AHH! Oh gods, what the hell is exploding right now?!"
Lydia threw her phone against the wall. She knew that nothing dangerous was strapped to it, but if someone blowing s**t up had her number, then she wasn't safe.

[Petty Pizza Problemz]

If there's no pizza involved, i'll be hanging up...