AAY Walks into your house and slaps you, what do you do?

[Aisling the Dreamer]

"Now why'd you go and do that sweetheart? You made me spill my drink." Raising an eyebrow she moved a hand to her holster, "Mayhap you can magic me up a new one hmm?"

[Guns-and-Goats]

"No need ta' be all huffy, darlin'! I know I sort of loved ya' and left ya' but eh...I was gonna come back 'round!"

[kefkadragon]

What the hell was that for a*****e!? I helped you when you were injured in my house!

[Maze]

Be unimpressed.

It doesn't quite carry the same impact when you're not wearing a corporeal form. Good try, though.

[CSI Russell Peters]

-snarls at the Elfin spirit, her eyes flashing red-gold and fangs shining- Do that again Spirit and I shall be forced to make you pay.

[Jenny Sniper]

*sobs*

[Musical Trinkets]

Reginald! <//3 How could you slap your Uncle Denti? -Pouts- When did you become such a violent little boy? ... Surely it can't be from watching your father's servants fight over stolen bottles of liquor and cigars...

If you want attention, that is not the way to get it. Slap me again and i'll put your little butt in the fuzzy sheep pajamas and drag you around town where all the demons will fuss over how deliciously kawaii you are. <3

[Sayonara to Gravity]

*forms a cross with her fingers*

D-DEMON BE GONE!!! scream

(v Nice try, my flaming friend. Our bassist is female.)

[Galanor Brighteye]

...I probably deserved that. Did I eat one of your cows? Well, you don't look like the farmer type, but I figured I'd cover all the bases.

Ohhhh, that was it. Bassist. I ate your bassist. Sorry about that - he got on my nerves. And his instrument made a fine toothpick, I must say.

^: Haha, my bad. razz Sounded good though.

[Lazarus Project]

"I can honestly say I've never been slapped by a dragon before."

"...What's the matter, did the fireworks bother you that much?"

[Peliway]

The Prince stumbles back face burnt, and then bolts away in search of an ice pack. Chloe glares angrily at Galanor Brighteye before following suit. Swooshed!

Well, heh, guess I deserved that. Anyway, sit down anywhere, I'll go get you a drink.

[The Autumn Wind]

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Ｈｅ ｇｒｏｗｌｓ ａｓ ｈｅ ｓｔｏｒｍｓ ｔｈｅ ｃｏｕｎｔｒｙ, ↙
Ａ ｖｉｌｌａｉｎ ｂｉｇ ａｎｄ ｂｏｌｄ, ↩
Ａｎｄ ｔｈｅ ｔｒｅｅｓ ａｌｌ ｓｈａｋｅ ａｎｄ ｑｕｉｖｅｒ ａｎｄ ｑｕａｋｅ, ↩
Ａｓ ｈｅ ｒｏｂｓ ｔｈｅｍ ｏｆ ｔｈｅｉｒ ｇｏｌｄ, ↩

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(-`ω´- )

Really, Kim?

...Really?

Don't trust him, they said. He'll walk into your house and slap you in the face, they said.

Well they were right!

emotion_donotwant

Swooshed

OW. emotion_8c

I-... Is that a giant flying rabbit?!

How'd you fit it through the door?!

What the hell is going on?!

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Ｔｈｅ Ａｕｔｕｍｎ Ｗｉｎｄ ｉｓ ａ Ｒａｉｄｅｒ, ↘
Ｐｉｌｌａｇｉｎｇ ｊｕｓｔ ｆｏｒ ｆｕｎ, ↪
Ｈｅ’ｌｌ ｋｎｏｃｋ ｙｏｕ ’ｒｏｕｎｄ ａｎｄ ｕｐｓｉｄｅ ｄｏｗｎ, ↪
Ａｎｄ ｌａｕｇｈ ｗｈｅｎ ｈｅ’ｓ ｃｏｎｑｕｅｒｅｄ ａｎｄ ｗｏｎ. ↪
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[Mademoiselle Alvinette]

I clutched my face for a second in shock, then I reached over and punched him right in the nose...and called for backup!

"Jeepers!" I muttered. "I always knew the enemy would eventually send a HIT MAN after me, but this is ridiculous! I didn't know they meant it literally!"

[Grumpkin]

"Sorry dear, your employer lost to me fair and square, I'm keeping his soul."

[Liber Chronicarum]

"Sorry , but when it comes to music , demons shouldn 't gamble with pros...Remember what happened to your boss when he went to Georgia ?
Well, it was a good lesson and example for you, I guess . "
*starts rubbing cheek *