AAY Walks into your house and slaps you, what do you do?

[CSI Russell Peters]

*shrugs, chuckling a bit* Not sure what that was for but...okay....hahaha.

[Lazarus Project]

"Yo, is this part of that kid's training? That was so unnecessary..."

"...Do it again." emotion_dowant

[AtreeX]

cat_eek
MROOOW HISSSSS.
-scratches at and scampers off as quickly as possible-

[Flawlessly Broken]

*has no reaction, and ignores the cat until it goes away*

[The_Armadilla]

I'M NOT ARGUS, YOU b***h!
Sorry. Didn't mean to yell.
I've just been slapped too many times today.

[MayaKazumi]

'You called for a truce just now! I told you you'd backstab me if I let you live!'

*Slaps back with poison-laced gloves*

[Blank Dicer]

I'd burp in her face and then tell her to leave.

[The_Armadilla]

/Spits on face
Get out of my house, you p***k.

[K i m z y]

''But...but...I suppose I won't ask you to wear a dress rather than a corset. I just think this dress would look lovely on you.'' emo

[Keiric]

"..."

"Stupid owl."

[Sapphire-Skellington]

Oh, what a shame.
Allow me to teach you some manners.

[Guns-and-Goats]

"Glare before pullin' 'er in fer a' kiss."

[FIavie]

a... what? a slap? Didn't expect that... If you're here to fight, you just lost your surprise element, now you'll never win! biggrin

[Madame Linwe]

What did i do? eek

[The_Armadilla]

Oh, was that YOUR groom?
My bad.