AAY Walks into your house and slaps you, what do you do?

[Asterodea]

"We are all nobles here my dear sir, now, lets discuss this matter in a calm and civilized manner..." *Slaps him back and knocks him down with princess style martial arts*

[Devin the Devil Imp]

*rubs his cheek* "I....uh.... Probably deserved that... emotion_eyebrow Just... don't know who you are.

[Collizio]

I don't owe any money to the mob, you must have the wrong person. Now I'm going to slap you right back, mister.

[pitbully01]

Well, hello to you too... *grabs by collar and headbutts in the face*

[Enchanted Psyche]

That was rude! Is that how you treat a lady?

[Lunatic Odyssey]

Slap her back. No one assaults me in my house! emotion_donotwant

[Skeet Draconis]

All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others...

^^----I'll have her head mounted on a pike and throw what remains of her body into a ditch to be doused in oil and burned.

Her imp will get away with just losing its wings and tail.


^-----First he...she...it will be fed to the banana. Then the banana is getting thrown into the cistern and sealed in.

...of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

[Liber Chronicarum]

^^ "BUT !
How rude !
It ' s supposed to be the other way around :
I am the one who has to barge into your lair and slap you in the face with my sword under the name of God !
...
Now , let ' s do this again. You stay there and
you 'll slap me AFTER I will have slapped you, ok ? "
*gets out of the house and walks back in *



^ " Geez , magic users...so sensitive " *rubs cheek *

[MayaKazumi]

'Ow! I thought Knights were supposed to PROTECT healers, you jerk!'

[armalitebaby]

Oh no! Why are you so mean?

[Khursan]

*knocked out from being pistol-whipped with a bazooka*

[Colossal Strawberry]

GET OUT OF HERESDRFGHFCBU *holds face and cries*

[Blank Dicer]

. . .-Thread slayer used double slap!- -Hit 4 times!-

[scintillations]

Oh yeah?
*grabs several envelopes out of the air*
*tears them up and stuffs them in his mouth*
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