Chain her to the ocean floor, of course, a generous distance away from my home. She's undead-- shouldn't be too much of an issue. However, it would cause her a mighty inconvenience.
/thunderstruck/ W-why did you slap me? D:
I don't care if you think I stole your Grandma's antique vase!
It's very impolite to slap someone without first saying your reason for doing so!
/whacks with parasol/ Take that you ruffian!
*grins* Sorry to say Miss I kind of can't feel pain...So, for the sake of playing along, I guess, um...'ow'? *laughs* My apologies. Do you feel better now though?
/Fumes
No, no, it's fine. Just go. Yes, just leave.
/Takes out gun
But hold still once you get to the door frame.
I've been waiting to try this baby out~