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Slap the ********' s**t back outta them, but probably with an oven mit since they might scratch back.

Cheery Genius

This is just gunboat diplomacy part 2: electric boogaloo.

Star-Crossed Memory

dump my soda on them

Anxious Gaian

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trample her evil

Humorist

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Micro has another nervous breakdown where he sobs and insists he's innocent.

v A bear, really? More like a teddy. You must be very weak if a handicapped kid can break out one of your teeth with a slap.

Devoted Abomination

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You assault me, in my cave? You are the same as the fool who would traipse into the den of a starving bear. Beat turns her cheek to spit a fang from her mouth, and a new one grows in its place. Pale eyes glowing in the dark as they appraise the intruder, her lips pull up into a fresh smile. Coincidentally, there are no hungry bears here... Just. Me."
V PFFT--

Normal Human

FLY SLAPPER
Teeth spitter
And worst of all exclaim

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Vampire

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*The vampire tries to speak but is just left sputtering in shock. Not only was this a gesture of unmeasured rudeness, but there was also the fact of it being perpetrated by a giant fly.*
C'mon Lestat, you can do better than that! Where's the supposed vampire super strength I've heard about?

Bashful Bloodsucker

That's... fine. she's the only one I will reverse my roles for and let draw my blood, anyway, I can't say no to the kitty syringe... why not take the dynamic a step further.
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Invisible Star

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*Allan shrugs off the slap*

There's a good chance I probably did something to deserve that...

Elfin Guildsman

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Feline Bugler

"..I suppose that I earned that ."
I've swatted away plenty of houseflies in my lifetime, perhaps one of them snitched to Mr. Rutherford ..

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