Y'know, normally I charge girls to kiss me...
Oliver wasn't the responsible type, and was always late for any type of formal business or educational meeting. However, it wasn't due to the fact that he wasn't an early bird. He had no trouble waking up whatsoever, he just preferred to take his time; his priorities were often way out of whack. He had to admit, he wasn't all that thrilled about working at his father's school, even more so as a teacher who had to deal with stinky, grubby kids. As he walked down the hall, he sighed softly in exasperation as for what was to come. Though on his way to his classroom, he gave every girl he passed the "once-over" just to scope out his options. This action and way of thinking was nearly habit and subconscious for him. Winking at any cute girl who happened to cross his gaze, he felt confident enough to be able to say that by the time he reached his door, he had already made a few admirers; and who was crazy enough not to admire him? Blonde flowing hair, blue-green eyes; he was the epitome of a dapper gent. Stepping into his classroom, he readjusted the tie that was not very neatly tucked into his sweater-vest. Not even checking to see if his classroom had any one in it, he spoke in a rather lazed tone of voice. "Hello, I'm your French teacher for the year. Mr. Parker...Mr. P..Oliver... whatever. Just do whatever you want." Well, this would be interesting.
...but for you, I'll make an exception.