The Black Sand Mule
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- Posted: Sun, 21 Dec 2008 08:17:31 +0000
"Like I said this afternoon - where there is food, alcohol, and drugs, there will be women. It's pretty much a law of nature, like tornadoes not liking poor people. And yeah, just look for an unzipped one. If you find a rocket propelled grenade launcher in one tent, then it's mine, and please don't touch it; we've already had enough explosions for the day."
He looked around, confused and happy. Plenty of people, splendid.
"Uh, hi... in case you didn't hear, I'm Ross, the owner. Anything I can get'cha?" he addressed the newcomer, then turned back.
"And actually, whether you'd believe it or not, I'm actually a high priest of Chelan, the god of Balance, Neutrality, Transcendence. I've saved a life tonight; therefore, I have to take one tonight as well. None of you, though, so don't worry. I'd never kill a friend."
His voice was still warm and quite pleasant, despite the subject of murder.
"Actually, it's easy enough if you have the money and the connections. I have both and I'm fairly trustworthy. Technically, it is illegal, but the government can't stop me. I own enough politicians and judges. And holy crap, I'm being swarmed by HoH participants. I'm Ross, and I'll offer you anything once I help all of these women who just entered before you."
He directed the last bit at Deitric, nodding.
Hello, paparazzi; hello to using artillery to drive them away. Life was good.
He looked around, confused and happy. Plenty of people, splendid.
"Uh, hi... in case you didn't hear, I'm Ross, the owner. Anything I can get'cha?" he addressed the newcomer, then turned back.
"And actually, whether you'd believe it or not, I'm actually a high priest of Chelan, the god of Balance, Neutrality, Transcendence. I've saved a life tonight; therefore, I have to take one tonight as well. None of you, though, so don't worry. I'd never kill a friend."
His voice was still warm and quite pleasant, despite the subject of murder.
"Actually, it's easy enough if you have the money and the connections. I have both and I'm fairly trustworthy. Technically, it is illegal, but the government can't stop me. I own enough politicians and judges. And holy crap, I'm being swarmed by HoH participants. I'm Ross, and I'll offer you anything once I help all of these women who just entered before you."
He directed the last bit at Deitric, nodding.
Hello, paparazzi; hello to using artillery to drive them away. Life was good.