Vhy hello, dearies. Did you come to entertain me? Vhy that vould be lovely. I haven't had any entertainment since I've sent Pietro on a little mission. Now zen, do you vant to have foreplay or skip it? >3
Vhat? You've vant to know vhat's going on? Vell... I guess I can let you know. But after zis, you have to do me a little favor. I don't give out free charity vithout something in return.
An Overwhelming Omen
Aw, ze nomad is having a little nightmare. Maybe he vill vant me to come and comfort him. I'll hold him close to me, giving him kisses, and try to soothe him to sleep if you know vhat I mean. >3
Vell ze crew have ze meeting during the witching hour, vhere zey discover my country declares var against zem. To make matter worse, Pentheus has been destroyed by bandits and ze crew discover zat Sentria declares var vith zem too. Oh, two against one. Isn't zat exciting? Vell, let's see how your little country can defeat my country and Sentria. Maybe after dis var, I shall keep some of you as my slaves. >3
Retaking Pentheus
Vhile your first group is heading toward Pentheus, Drake -My, doesn't he look yummy? - and his men are done capturing Pentheus. He leaves one of ze other bandit leaders in charge vhile he goes back to Sentria to get his boys. Now if he vould come to my place, maybe I'll give him more zan just his boys, not to mention help him get some relaxing sleep.
Hey now, baby, I've been waiting on you. You play haaard to get. I like it. But maybe get back to the summary for now. We can fool around... backstage.
Okay, dearie. I'll see you in ze backstage. Two beastmen are running in the city, avoiding trouble. Aw it seems zat zey are lost. Vell if I vas in ze city, I vill help zem out once zey agree to wear collars and leashes. I vonder if I should bring my vhip in case zey disobey me. >3
Outside of Pentheus, ze Captain's spy has used explosives -vith ze help from a lovely busty sniper- to open ze gate. It seems zat ze battle has just begun.
Vhile de Sentrians are trying to push ze Learanians out, it seems zat zey are no match against zeir strengths. Vith no reinforcement to come, ze bandits have no choice but to retreat. Tsk, tsk, dear Drake, how can your boy fail a task so simple? Shall I give zis Viscen fellow a punishment? >3
Now hold on there, dearest Baroness. Yeah, he failed, but he still has his uses. I have to bend over backwards for some bandit leaders in order to manipulate them. This kid is easy! He'll do whatever I say, just to get recognized. I think I'll keep him around for a while.
Vell, at least he left a lovely present behind. Hope zey are having a blast of zeir lifetime. Of course, if it vere me, I vill surely give zem more of a bang.
...Comedy's not your strong-point, Baroness.
Now vho to say it's a humor joke? Speaking of present, I hope your boys have a gift for me. After all ze looting and pillaging from ze port, it vill be vonderful to taste the exquisite flavor of caviar. Of course, it vill taste even better on a certain dish.
I'm.. not even going to ask what that means. But just a bit of advice, Baroness... don't try to claim any of my pillaging for yourself. Carry on, now.
After ze bandits's retreat and ze explosion, ze Learanians are busy searching for survivors and helping ze injures. Aw... Did someone get hurt? Maybe I can help heal zem vith my healing touch.
And vhile zey tend ze vounded, de busty black Captain has sent a scout to spy on Drake's group. Haven't zey hear it's not polite to spy on others? It looks like someone vould need a punishment. But anyway, once Zeiss informs Deborah about ze bandit's tactic, ze helberdier decides to counter Drake's plan. I hope you have a good strategy to counter hers, Drake. Othervise... I may have to punish you. >3
Okay, first off... hhhhot. Second, don't get your dreadlocks all tied up in a knot. These wusses don't stand a chance. You just worry about your own troops.
Sentrians on the Sea
In Arajudia, your second group is preparing for a sea battle. And look, it seems ze Sentrians are also taking ze sea too. Looks like another battle has just begun. I hope zey don't rock your boat too hard. And let's not forget, every ship has a vonderful booty.
What, you didn't think I had any control over sea? Baroness, Baroness, please. You give much too little credit. The pirates of Sentria are the most lethal pirates around. Quite frankly, they put pirates from Learania and Mordache to shame. That Tighearnach guy's been the leading pirate of Sentria's waters for the longest time now. It wasn't hard to convince him to fight along with me. You see, he's been wanting to expand his territory. He practically jumped on the opportunity when I presented it to him.
Oh? So you zink your pirates can put my fleet to shame? Vell I guess ve can test zis out on a little game zen. I hope you give out a vonderful expression once I sunk yours. ;D
Oh my, it seems one of Tighearnach's men has performed a suicidal attempt at ze poor Learanians, getting zeir boat on fire. You better get zat fire under control and pray zat no one has gone overboard and get wet. Better yet, vhy don't you jump in? I vould love to see a wet t-shirt contest. >:3
Ze battle continue on after zat risky maneuver -And it seems Tighearnach is not pleased vith it. Oh I love a fiesty one. Zey are enjoyable to play vith.- Vhile de Sentrian pirates are busy skirmishing, it appears zat my fleet has come. Aw, and it seems zat my little bag of intersex has decides to help Tighearnach. Perhaps I shall reward Avery for hir assistance once zhe's returned.
....Um, ew.
As ze Mordachean ship is coming to assist Tigheranach, another ship has come. Zis time, it's a Learanian pirate ship, being led by Captain Tarr. My vhat a handsome man he is. Perhaps if he is to take his shirt off, splashes himself vith seawater, and face against ze downwind, he can get any scurvy ladies a lovely treat. After all, vho vill resist ze temptation of being in the arms of ze captain?
Oh, please...
Vell Captain Tarr, don't be so sure of vinning. You've may had crippled my ship, but it doesn't mean my fleet vill be easy to defeat.
Oh dear, it seems zat ze captain is dead and now zey have to abandon deir ship. It's too bad none of zem go overboard. Otherwise, it vould be enjoyable to have an all male wet t-shirt contest. But before zey leave, ze pirates have left a lovely present behind, crippling ze Learanian ship.
However, it seems ze Learanian has another ship to board. And to dink, I was going to give dem a ride on my ship. Of course, it comes vith a price for a ride. If you know vhat I mean. >3
Ze Learanian has decided to battle against my fleet. believing zat zey can cripple my ship. Vell, let's see how my fleet can handle against zem zen vhat Tighearnach did.
Vell it seems you Learanians are putting up a good fight against my fleet, keeping my boys from entering your ship. Vhile you are busy attacking one ship, Tarr and his crew decide to enter my other ship and attack. And vhat zis? A voman in Tarr's crew? My vhat a fiesty vench zat voman is. I vonder if she likes to join my crew once my fleet manages to vin.
By Land and by Sea
Your third group is preparing to go to Sires on horses. Well, I hope you can giddy up zere. I hear zat zere will be another battle coming.
As ze Learanians come to Sires, leads by a lovely sexy trueblade -Hmm, you may need to slit your other side of ze dress. I like you to reveal your legs more-, zey notice something strange in Sires.
Meanvile, in ze sea, it appears zat dear Avery has come and snatches ze harbor to Mordache. Vell, let's see if my fleet can manage to claim zis port dan vat your force done to Pantheus, dear Drake? Surely, my fleet vill be able to defeat ze Learanians and succumbs it. And if not, zen perhaps I shall give Avery a new role to identify hirself if zhe fails.
Maybe you didn't notice? We took Pentheus and crippled the country exponentially before you even arrived. In fact, it was because of Pentheus' capture, that your fleet was even able to get so Sires, so.. tone it down a little, alright, Baroness? Good. Also, this Avery disgusts me. A guy should be able to tell if he needs to stab or ******** a person, you know?
Now, I'll be careful of saying that if I vere you, Drake. Zhe has a nasty temper and quite sensitive about hirself. Of course, I couldn't resist giving hir a tease. Now vith ze Learanians in Sires, it looks like we're about to have a battle.
Anyway, ze Learanian leader tries to negotiate Avery, but only to fail. However, if she tries begging for mercy vith a cute little pout, begging to take her instead to leave, zen I might consider it.
Failing to have my troop leave at once, ze Learanian leader orders her troops to fall back. Aw, are ve playing tag? Vell, I never expect her to be into dis type of game. If only I vas zere to chase her skirt away. >3
And just vhen my troops zink zey have ze Learanians, Ayra and her troops turn ze table to fight. And vhile my troops is fighting against zem, ze Learanian wyvern brigade have set my ships on fire. I hope Avery has hir troops take out ze fire. After all, it's not like we are here to have a bonfire party... Or are we? Vell, if not, zen it seems ve are having another wet t-shirt contest. >3
But anywho, ze Learanians have put up a good fight until my reinforcement arrives to save dear Avery and hir troops. Vith many enemies and little allies to help, it forces Ayra to call for retreat; giving my country de victory to vin over Sires. Aw... Is ze Learanian troops sad zat I've taken Sires? Vell, if you vant your city back, zen I suggest you beg. I vill be grateful to hand it back to you if you're on your hands and knees and perhaps, I shall give you a surprise present.
Something From Nothing
Vith bandits entering your land, your last group is patrolling the area and enters Tharis, preparing to stop zem from going any further. Vell, seeing how your biggest port Pentheus falls, let's us know how well you can stop them. Of course, you vant zem to be over you.
Oh and vhat zis? A flying courtier? Oh I hope she won't lose her packages. Otherwise, I vould have to sign, seal, and deliver myself.
Vell, seeing ze bandits in Tharis, your Guard Commander Vaida -Lovely outfit she's wearing. Of course, she should have made her uniform more revealing.- has ordered your troops to battle. Good luck trying to take care of your civilians as vell as battling. I heard zat Jezebel like to have her little fun with the civilian. Mmm, my type of girl.
...........That brought on the most hot daydream I have ever had. Uh, anyway, yeah, Jezebel's one of my best, actually. When I first ran into her, I took her way for granted. She's one of the only female bandits in Sentria, first off, but even more impressive is that most men are actually scared of her. The b***h is a major exception to my views of woman. Although, in some ways, she may as well just be one of the guys, if you know what I mean.
Oh, I zink I do. Now zen, vhile Jezebel orders ze bandits to battle, she has also ordered zose to capture and hold the villagers hostages. And oh my, it seems zere is a noble child in ze group. Aw, ze child doesn't like how ze bandit is doing to him? Vell, maybe ze bandit doesn't know how to handle ze situation. Now if it vere me, I will do mine roughly to ze child. But of course, if ze child is into S&M. <3
Speaking of ze child, his guardian pleads Vaida to rescue. Zough ze wyvern lord doesn't care about status, she assures ze ole bone zat she vill help ze child.
Vell, it seems Vaida has spoken too late. Dear Jezebel is using ze child as ze shield against ze Learanian force. Jezebel, I hope you don't plan to chop his little jewel off. Otherwise, I shall give you something vorse zen vhat ze bandits did to you.
Having ze villagers as hostages, ze bandits can easily attack. However, ze Learanians are no pushover in a situation like zis. Vith half of zeir troops attacking ze brigades, ze bishop uses her healing power to heal her comrades. Silly bishop, vhy use Heal staff vhen you can use your hands as ze touch of healing?
Anyway, vith ze brigade group cut to smaller size, you Learanians have decided to attack Jezebel and try to save ze hostages. Unfortunately, Jezebel still has ze upper hand on you. Vith ze hostage in her grasp, it seems you are unable to fight. Luckily, she is villing to negotiate vith you.
Just vhen Jezebel zinks she has her vay, reinforcement comes, accidentally ruins her plan. Hmm, it seems your luck is on your side. But no matter, Jezebel vill be able to attack you and maybe escape vith ze hostage. Oh I hope she takes ze boy vith her. I hear zat he smells like blueberries. Yum.
Unfortunately, it seems ze Learanians have outnumbered her, forcing Jezebel to retreat. Oh Jezebel, I hope you're vearing tight clothes. I love to see you all wet after entering a wet t-shirt contest. Vell, congratulations Learanians. You have managed to save not only ze town, but also ze hostages. And vhat's this? Ze old man vishes to speak vith ze nomad along vith ze child? Hmm, I vonder vhat it can be.
War Goes Westward
Vell Drake, it looks like you're ready to attack zese Learanians. Let's see how powerful your force will be against zem. And it seems you haven't give ze boy a punishment for failing. Shall I give him his dire consequence?
I said to hold off, Baroness. Now, I know you're dying to have some fun, but that's what you get for staying in Mordache. Now, back to the awesome that is my country. Basically, we're splitting into two groups. I got together a whole mess of bandits, more than enough to deal with the Learanians at Pentheus.
I'm leaving my newest man, Ali, in charge of the other group. He's also got some weird kid tagging along with him, named Jaren, I think it is. Learania basically ditched him in the desert and left him to die. I mean, yeah, I can see why, but it's sure to widen some eyes when the Learanians see him on my side. Man, I love messing with people.
Vell Drake, it seems zat half of your plan has failed. It appears zat ze Learanians has launched a surprise attack on your troop. I hope zey can put up a fight. Especially fighting against ze Learanian leader. Not only is she feisty, but also very skill to ze desert environment. It's almost as if she is born to be a desert varrior. Hmm, makes you feel all hot and sweaty, don't you think?
...It's a desert, Baroness. Heat is implied.
Vhile your man Ali and ze troops are busy fighting, ze Learanian bard -My, I've never seen a specimen like him before. If your men can subdue him and bring him to me, I can't vait to sample him- has used his music to create a sandstorm, causing visual problem to both sides.
And oh look, it seems he's reunited vith zat kid you've mentioned. Aw, it looks like he's sad. Vould ze little boy like to be comfort by me? I could give him my shoulder to cry onto and hug him comfortably.
Vith ze sandstorm brewing, ze Sentrians tried to flee, but have zeir path being blocked. Ze Sentrians fight against ze Learanians, but only to fail and die by zeir hands. After ze sandstorm is gone, deir number is dwindling down to small size. My, it looks like zey are in trouble.
Although it seems you Learanian people have von ze battle, your little victory has ended vhen my army arrived to assist zese foolish bandits. -smirks- Ah, my boys. I can always count on my knights in shining armors to claim victory. Vith ze size of my army arrived, Deborah is forced to order a retreat but stay behind to keep my army away. Foolish voman, you're no match to fight against my army. Perhaps I shall have my boys captured you again and bring back to me. I never get to play vith you vhen you're in my captive. Now ve can pick up vhere ve left. >:3
Vith her troops retreating, Deborah is forced to battle against my troops. And I must say, she did an excellent job of staying alive. Hmm, how fiesty and strong she is. Oh I hope Mendeleeve and Ephimetheus capture her alive. I can't wait to battle her in bed.
Retaking Pentheus (Part 2)
Vhile ze Sentrian second wave is attacking zose in ze desert, Drake and his men finally reach Pentheus. Vith ze debris in ze vay and archers lining on ze vall, Drake decides to have his bowmen- Vait? Drake, vhere are you going? Vhy are you leaving ze battle so soon? Ze battle has barely begun.
Heh heh heh. Who knows? Maybe I thought it would be nice to take a little stroll. Viscen can distract, er... get passed these losers. No problem!
Hmpt, playing hard to get, are ve? Vell zen, take your little stroll, but don't take too long. You don't vant your little boy vaiting for you.
Vhile Drake does his own little time, Needles and her group launch ze attack at ze Sentrians. Unfortunately, she doesn't expect a small merchant ship filled vith Sentrians along vith Drake to ambush zem from ze port, turning ze tide to Drake's favor. Sneaking up from behind, dear Drake? If I vere you, I vould give zis Needles woman a surprise attack.
Hours pass and you come to Pentheus, only to see dat Drake and his boys are in Pentheus. Vith ze knowledge of my army coming your way, you decide to inform Needles about zem. Just like Deborah, she too is forced to retreat, abandoning Pentheus to Drake and ze Sentrians. So Drake, how does it feel to have Pentheus back in your hand?
That's Far Enough!
Vhile ze battles continue in your country, let's take a stroll in a small village called Vayrin. From here, ve have a small dabble conversation between Abel and Alihi. Hmm it seems zat something is vrong vith ze hero. He looks even goofier zan he is before. Vhat do you dink Drake?
Vell perhaps Alihi can figure out vhat's vrong vith him. After all, she knows everything. Hmm... I vonder if she knows everything about me. If she does, zen perhaps I shall give her something she doesn't know about. >:3
Unfortunately, a Learanian soldier has come to stop her investigation on Abel. Apparently, it seems zat zose vho are vounded from the first battle in Pentheus decide to rest in ze village. Perhaps zey vould need my healing touch to aid zem, no?
Vhile trying to tend the vounds, ze Learanian soldier informs Alihi as to vhat happened in Pentheus. Unfortunately, terrible news comes vhen another Learanian soldier informs vhat happened after seizing Pentheus. And look, it seems your group from the desert have arrived too to rest. Vell it seems zat zeir rest is cut short, because Drake and his men decides to join in and battle. Drake, how is it going in Varyin?
Pretty swell, Baroness. The boys and I decide to take a little stroll through the village, taking our time and fun. Course, if they don't mind us hacking, killing, and burning their village to the ground.
Vell, vhile his boys are having fun, Drake decides to take a scroll for a valk. Zat is until a blue cat crosses his path. Aw.... Is ze kitty scare of a little vater? Perhaps I shall calm ze cat down... And maybe give him a kiss, feline style. >3
Vith ze village being attacked and injured people need to be escorted, ze Learanians try to defend ze village. Oh and look, it seems Drake have taken a three on one battle, one including ze goofy kid. My, my. How are you holding up, Drake?
I'm holding up pretty damn well. These losers don't have a chance to defeat me. Though I have to admit that damn kid who defeated me has gotten stronger, however, he's still out of my league to win.
Vell, don't claim ze victory so soon, dear Drake, because your victory is snatched away vhen reinforcement comes. Vith ze amount of Learanian reinforcement, it drives Drake and his men back to Pentheus. Tsk, tsk. Dear Drake, I zought you can handle ze little town so easily. Do you vant me to punish you for your failure?
Heh. No need to punish me that quickly, Baroness. I'm just letting them have their little village. Let them celebrate their victory. It won't be long till I decide to come back. Besides, who said this will be the last time we're coming to the village?
Fateful Birthright
Vhile mine and Drake's forces are battling against your people, let's have a look of vhat's going on in Eyris.
In Eyris, ve see zat Rath and Isadora are having a meeting vith ze nobles about ze current event of ze war situation. However, it seems zat ze nobles are upset vith Rath of how he runs ze country. Aw, is ze nomad's feeling hurt by zose nobles? Oh, come here Rath and let mama take care of you. However, it seems zat ze Dame Knight have soothe his wounds. Hmm... Perhaps I should have zat paladin as my knight in shining armor. Of course, I vill have to de-armor her to something more suitable.
And just vhen zings are brighten up, Rath's spy comes to inform him about ze news on var and an audience from a villager. Hmm, I vonder vho it can be. Perhaps a strong, muscular man or a lovely, beautiful woman? >3
... It's nothing but some old fart and a kid.
You've really do spoil the fun, huh Drake? Vell curious of ze villager's urgent of request, Rath decides to meet zis villagers. It turns out zat ze old man vants him to meet Leander's heir. My, vhat a shocking news. A child vho is Leander's heir. Oh, I hope ze child vill have Leander's look vhen he grows up. I can't vait to make a treaty vith him once he's fully grown.
Forget what the kid looks like or what's his heritage, that country is going down in chaos once this kid becomes their ruler.
Shush Drake, you'll never know vhat ze future holds. Unsure of ze child's heritage, Rath lets ze nobles decide if ze child is ze legit heir of Leander. Zough ze nobles discuss about vhose house served under Leander, only one managed to prove ze identity of ze child. Vith zat done, Rogvald ze child's adviser announces zey should have a coronation immediatey; zerefore, demoting Rath from his position to rule Learania. Aw, is ze nomad sad again? Don't worry, I'll take care of you and I may offer you a better position in my country. Of course, ve need to make your contract official under my condition. >3
Fefga's Manor
During ze time vhen Rogvald introduces James to Rath and ze nobles, Amelia is busy doing ze papers. It's at ze time zat she has visitors coming to meet her. One is Roy, vho comes back from his training, and ze other is Leena, vho has taken a day off from her shop.
Zere is nothing important but small chitchat among zemselves. However, I have to say zat Aisen is ze cutest baby I have ever seen. Aw, how adorable he is. Vhy I can just eat him up. >:3
A Captain's Secret
After few days of sending ze invitations and preparing, ze coronation is opened. And although ze nobles are blissfully happy to celebrate the child's upcoming, it seems zat ze guild members are not happy at all. Are zey upset about James's coronation or Rath's demotion? Or perhaps zey are upset zat I'm not zere to give zem my attention? Vell, if you vant me so badly, all you have to do is ask. >3
Baroness, I don't think they're that badly to want to invite you to their party.
Zeir you go, spoiling my fun. Vhile people are mingling, ze trumpets announce ze arriving of James. Vhen ze child declares his oath and has been dubbed King of Learania, it's time to place ze crown on his head. And from vhat few people say, Learanian crown has a curse to kill zose vho isn't Leander's descendants. My, so much anticipation awaits onto zose vho have doubts about ze child. For as it turns out, ze child is really Leander's heir. Oh I hope he doesn't get a cold from vearing ze crown. Because if so, perhaps I can varm him up. Heh.
Although ze coronation turns out quite vell, zere is an attack upon King James. A creature, vho has ze same appearance as Soren, tries to kill him. However, ze Host Club president Rhys manages to stop him. Zanks to his rescuing attempt, ze bishop has been promoted to Saint. Did you know ze color vhite represents pure and innocent? Vell, if so, I vonder vhat vill happen if I soil his pureness.
Vith ze assassination attempt fails and ze culprit escapes, it makes Rath feel uneasy. Not vishing to stay any longer, ze nomad tries to excuse himself by vishing to check on Nino. Unfortunately, Rogvald vishes to go vith him along vith James. Zis upsets ze nomad. Tsk, tsk, Rath dear boy, have you heard zat having company to cheer ze sick patients helps zem become better? Vell, if not ze king and ze adviser, perhaps I shall come and visit her to cheer her up.
Unable to change Rogvald's mind, Rath agrees to lead zem to Nino. Vhile Rath leads zem, Isadora decides to follow zem too. Vhen he reaches to Nino's chamber, ze nomad is unable to open ze door and tries to persuade Rogvald to visit Nino another time. Tsk, tsk, tsk, Rath if you are a doctor, you are not doing a good job of keeping your patient vell. Is it something you try to hide from zem? Perhaps vanting to have a quality moment vith your dear captain? >3
Vell it turns out zat Nino is not in her room. Oh dear, vhere can ze little Archsage go? Perhaps in my room, hmm?
After being confronting about Nino's vhereabouts, ze nomad refuses to answer, causing him to be stripped of his titles and being arrested for conspiracy and attempted murder. Tsk, tsk. Only stripped of his titles? Oh Rogvald, you should have had him stripped more than just his titles. Like his clothes for example?
Once Rath is arrested, Rogvald informs James zat he vill exploit every secrets zat ze nomad has kept and form a trial afterward. Hmm, perhaps some dirty secrets zat Rath is too embarrass to speak?
And vhile Rogvald is about to do his mission, he informs Isadora zat she is now ze captain of the guild. Aw... It looks like she's in turmoil from vhat is happening. Do you need a hug from me, dear Dame Knight? It looks like you need some comforts badly.
Tribulation of a Trial
After few days of searching for ze nomad's secrets, Rogvald hosts a trial at Fefga's manor. Vith each trial, Rogvald calls forth zose vho are let off easily from zeir varcrimes zey have committed from ze past events. One by one, ze verdicts become harsher vhile zose vho are prosecuted try to defend zemselves.
Not only are ze "criminals" upset about zeir verdicts, but also ze members too after seeing zeir friends receives harsh crimes. Vell, if you ask me, I zink zhey deserve it for ze crimes zey commited. However, Rogvald should have given zem much harsher crimes zen vhat he gave. Perhaps I shall be ze judge and give out zeir punishments. Vhat do you kiddies zink? >3
After sentencing Vaida to her death sentence, it comes to ze real trial. Ze trial of which Rath is in. Rogvald tries to make Rath confess. However, it seems ze nomad ignores him, telling ze members instead to be cautious of vhat is happening and accpets his punishment. My, such a gallant man he is. It's too bad he receives ze same punishment as Vaida. Tsk, tsk, I vill be sad to have zem executed. Zat vill cut my list of zose zat I vant to punish and play.
Vell vhen ze trial is over, it seems all hope is lost to ze members. However, it seems zeir desperation of hope has caused a miracle, for ze spirit of ze manor comes back. After hearing zeir problem, ze spirit tells zem ze solution to zeir problem: forming ze resistance. Vill zis resistance be ze answer to your problem? Hmm... Perhaps time vill tell.
Days of Retribution
After getting his title stripped and losing his job, your ex-lieutenant of ze Watch Leon decides to have a drink at ze Duke's Head. However, it seems zat two men decides to cheer him up vith some drinks and card game. My, my, how about a game of strip poker? My favorite game. >3
Vell, vhile zey are having fun, somewhere in Eyris, ze bishop prays for a miracle. As it turns out, ze miracle zat she prays for comes true. It goes through ze city of Eyris vith its laughter, causing zose to hear its laughter, before heading toward Fefga manor. Zose zat hear ze laughter decide to follow it. Vell, be careful from vhat you hear. You may never know if ze laughter is a good sign or bad.
Under New Management
Vith de trial going on in Learania, let's take a look at vhat's happening in Pentheus. Drakey-poo, care to tell us vhat's happening? Hmm. <3
Oh nothing much is happening, Baroness. Just my boys resting and healing with your boys patrolling my territory.
No need to be so tight up in your pants, Drake. I zought you might need a hand to keep your territory away from ze Learanian again. Besides, don't you ever hear ze term, "sharing is caring?"
Sorry toots, but I don't share what belongs to me.
You're such a spoil one, dear Drake. Anywho, with a bit of healing and a bit of information of what had happened to his plan, Drake decides to depart again to Sentria. Tsk, tsk, tsk, really Drake? Must you always come and go?
Heh heh heh. What can I say, Baroness? I'm a very hard to get in contact type of guy.
Vell, vhile you're away, this Jaren boy decided to run off some errands for Ali. Apparently, he ran into Viscen and Jezebel along ze way. My, vhat a lovely tactic to fall onto someone. Nothing but a nice groping vill do. Hopefully, let's hope he doesn't anger ze berserker or his manhood vill be chopped.
Too late, he already did. Well, let's hope Jezebel didn't kill the kid. I need him for my next plan.
Oh? Are you saying you and Viscen vill-
Not sexual terms, toots. Tactic plans to beat those Learanians fool.
Vell, you sure know how to ruin a girl's fun.
In the Absence of Justice
Few days after ze trial, some of the guild members decide to take action into zeir own hands. Zeir first action: rescuing zose vho are being sent to prison. To make sure dat ze guild won't take ze blame, ze members quit zeir membership and disguise zemselves as bandits. Oh, are ve playing Guards and Bandits? Okay, I shall be ze guard. I'll make sure I'll play easily on ze "bandits." >D
Vhen zey come to ze area vhere ze guards are to escort ze prisoners, zey ambush ze guards. Vell, it seems ze guards are taken in for a surprise. However, if it vere me, I vould have given zem a surprise buttsmeck.
... I'm sorry, but I'm completely LOST where this s**t is going. From what these losers are doing, they lack the proper organization of how to do a proper bandit attack.
Oh shush, Drake. Cut zem some slacks. Even zough you're a professional bandit yourself, zis is zeir first time being bandits vhile trying to escape from ze law.
Bandits don't give a damn about law. We just do whatever we want.
Anyway, vhile ze 'bandits' are busied rescuing zeir comrades, zere's another rescue attempt at ze Grand Prison. Zis time, it's ze twins. Ze twins decide to rescue zose vho are in prison, including zat fiery woman Melethia. My, my, look how stunning she is vith less clothing. And oh dear, it looks like she hasn't been fed properly. Perhaps I can feed her... zrough mouth to mouth. >:3
After freeing some of zose vho are in prison, zey decide to cause a riot in ze asylum by freeing ze inmates.
... You know, this almost look similar to that other game. What is it called again? Batman's Hardcore Asylum? Or something along the way.
Hmm... Now zat you've mentioned it, it does look similar to it, only vith ze lack of superhero. Perhaps our heroes in ze asylum vill do. I prefer ze dragon girl.
Anyway, while the baroness is busy fantasying dungeons and dragons, those in the asylum make their escape. Not to mention, the fakers escape too from that little spy your former captain sent. So it seems that your plan has work out well. Bravo. But don't celebrate too soon, this game isn't over yet.
Lawful Hijinks
Vhile ze ex-members try to rescue zeir friends, Rogvald decides to have a room to himself. It seems he has decided to use Rath's room as his own. Of course, ze nomad's daughter is in zat very same room too. After being confronted by ze angry nomad, Rogvald orders ze guards to remove her from ze castle. Aw, is ze nomad have no home to live? Vell, I know a certain place she can live... My place.
Once ze nomad is taken away, Rogvald has Rath's room redecorated. However, it seems to bore him; zerefore, forcing Rogvald to visit a certain person in ze dungeon. My, seeing Rath vith chains sends chill down my spine. Perhaps ve should have given Rath more bondage in case he tries to escape.
After trying to make Rath confess vhat he did to Nino, ze nomad still refuses to answer. Unable to make him talk, Rogvald decides to persuade another one, Vaida. My, doesn't she looks seductively vithout her armor. If only she has ze same outfit as zat Melethia woman has. Hmm... Perhaps I shall make zat as ze prison uniforms.
Vhen hearing ze proposition Rogvald speaks, ze Wyvern Lord accepts it, casting away her membership to ze guild and rejoin ze Guard. However, she doesn't get her old position back, for her former captain Valter is now ze new captain. My, how ze mighty have fallen. Do not vorry, Vaida. At least you don't have to rot in prison anymore. Of course, I vould still love to see you in bondage too like dear Rath.
After making proposition vith Vaida, it is time to announce ze laws to Eyris. Zough zese laws have reasonable explanations behind, it seems zat zose who are affected are quite upset, especially ze subhumans. I have to agree vith ze law. Zey are quite dangerous, especially in bed.
Once King James finishes passing ze law and take a nap, Rogvald heads to ze zrone room vhere ze legendary veapons are held. It seems zese veapons are dangerous and it must be put to safety. However, zere are zree veapons left. Luckily, ze guards manage to capture one, Annis.
It seems zat ze raven refuses to let out ze Tervingi Crest's location. However, Rogvald figures out vhere it's hidden and demands her to hand it out or he'll do it by force. Tsk tsk tsk, vhy ask her so nicely? If it vere me, I vould gladly search her out myself.
Not vanting to be groped, Annis hands over ze Tervingi Crest. Vith ze crest in his hand, Rogvald orders ze guards to take her away and tries to figure out how to get ze rest. Unfortunately, he has exposed himself to Volke, vho has been sent to assassinate him. Oh my, vouldn't zat be seductively, having your back pressed against his chest and feel ze cold blade touching your skin? Oh... It makes my spine crawls vith tingling just zinking about it.
However, Volke has failed to accomplish his mission, for another assassin has foiled his plan. Not vanting to let harm on Rogvald, ze assassin creates a division and takes Volke vith him. Oh, are they going to have a love/hate sex behind scene? Aw, I vould surely love to see it.
Vhile Volke and ze assassin are having zeir little fun, it seems my jester Pietro decides to come out and play. However, Lord Eyris enters in ze vrong place at ze vrong time, having Pietro killing him before he can tell King James vhat happened. Oh Pietro, you should have just silenced him and hold him up hostage for me. I vould have use him as a toy to play vith. It's so lonely vithout your entertainment in ze castle.
Curious of Volke's employer, Rogvald orders zem to capture Volke. After trying to dodge his pursuers, Volke surrenders vhen he sees zere is no escape for him. Once send to Rogvald, ze adivsor decides to hire Volke to kill his former employer, vhich ze fireman agrees. After Volke lefts, Rogvald receives vords zat ze prisoners escape.
Knowing vho rescues zem, Rogvald decides to set a meeting vith ze resistance by having ze message set. After ze guards left, Rogvald gives Pietro a task to deliver ze legendary veapons to another location as vell as keeping his subordinate behind. My, I vonder vhere zey vill go. Speaking of delivery, I hope Pietro vill give me a gift. Perhaps zat assassin Volke vill be a lovely present.
Vhat? You've vant to know vhat's going on? Vell... I guess I can let you know. But after zis, you have to do me a little favor. I don't give out free charity vithout something in return.
An Overwhelming Omen
Aw, ze nomad is having a little nightmare. Maybe he vill vant me to come and comfort him. I'll hold him close to me, giving him kisses, and try to soothe him to sleep if you know vhat I mean. >3
Vell ze crew have ze meeting during the witching hour, vhere zey discover my country declares var against zem. To make matter worse, Pentheus has been destroyed by bandits and ze crew discover zat Sentria declares var vith zem too. Oh, two against one. Isn't zat exciting? Vell, let's see how your little country can defeat my country and Sentria. Maybe after dis var, I shall keep some of you as my slaves. >3
Retaking Pentheus
Vhile your first group is heading toward Pentheus, Drake -My, doesn't he look yummy? - and his men are done capturing Pentheus. He leaves one of ze other bandit leaders in charge vhile he goes back to Sentria to get his boys. Now if he vould come to my place, maybe I'll give him more zan just his boys, not to mention help him get some relaxing sleep.
Hey now, baby, I've been waiting on you. You play haaard to get. I like it. But maybe get back to the summary for now. We can fool around... backstage.
Okay, dearie. I'll see you in ze backstage. Two beastmen are running in the city, avoiding trouble. Aw it seems zat zey are lost. Vell if I vas in ze city, I vill help zem out once zey agree to wear collars and leashes. I vonder if I should bring my vhip in case zey disobey me. >3
Outside of Pentheus, ze Captain's spy has used explosives -vith ze help from a lovely busty sniper- to open ze gate. It seems zat ze battle has just begun.
Vhile de Sentrians are trying to push ze Learanians out, it seems zat zey are no match against zeir strengths. Vith no reinforcement to come, ze bandits have no choice but to retreat. Tsk, tsk, dear Drake, how can your boy fail a task so simple? Shall I give zis Viscen fellow a punishment? >3
Now hold on there, dearest Baroness. Yeah, he failed, but he still has his uses. I have to bend over backwards for some bandit leaders in order to manipulate them. This kid is easy! He'll do whatever I say, just to get recognized. I think I'll keep him around for a while.
Vell, at least he left a lovely present behind. Hope zey are having a blast of zeir lifetime. Of course, if it vere me, I vill surely give zem more of a bang.
...Comedy's not your strong-point, Baroness.
Now vho to say it's a humor joke? Speaking of present, I hope your boys have a gift for me. After all ze looting and pillaging from ze port, it vill be vonderful to taste the exquisite flavor of caviar. Of course, it vill taste even better on a certain dish.
I'm.. not even going to ask what that means. But just a bit of advice, Baroness... don't try to claim any of my pillaging for yourself. Carry on, now.
After ze bandits's retreat and ze explosion, ze Learanians are busy searching for survivors and helping ze injures. Aw... Did someone get hurt? Maybe I can help heal zem vith my healing touch.
And vhile zey tend ze vounded, de busty black Captain has sent a scout to spy on Drake's group. Haven't zey hear it's not polite to spy on others? It looks like someone vould need a punishment. But anyway, once Zeiss informs Deborah about ze bandit's tactic, ze helberdier decides to counter Drake's plan. I hope you have a good strategy to counter hers, Drake. Othervise... I may have to punish you. >3
Okay, first off... hhhhot. Second, don't get your dreadlocks all tied up in a knot. These wusses don't stand a chance. You just worry about your own troops.
Sentrians on the Sea
In Arajudia, your second group is preparing for a sea battle. And look, it seems ze Sentrians are also taking ze sea too. Looks like another battle has just begun. I hope zey don't rock your boat too hard. And let's not forget, every ship has a vonderful booty.
What, you didn't think I had any control over sea? Baroness, Baroness, please. You give much too little credit. The pirates of Sentria are the most lethal pirates around. Quite frankly, they put pirates from Learania and Mordache to shame. That Tighearnach guy's been the leading pirate of Sentria's waters for the longest time now. It wasn't hard to convince him to fight along with me. You see, he's been wanting to expand his territory. He practically jumped on the opportunity when I presented it to him.
Oh? So you zink your pirates can put my fleet to shame? Vell I guess ve can test zis out on a little game zen. I hope you give out a vonderful expression once I sunk yours. ;D
Oh my, it seems one of Tighearnach's men has performed a suicidal attempt at ze poor Learanians, getting zeir boat on fire. You better get zat fire under control and pray zat no one has gone overboard and get wet. Better yet, vhy don't you jump in? I vould love to see a wet t-shirt contest. >:3
Ze battle continue on after zat risky maneuver -And it seems Tighearnach is not pleased vith it. Oh I love a fiesty one. Zey are enjoyable to play vith.- Vhile de Sentrian pirates are busy skirmishing, it appears zat my fleet has come. Aw, and it seems zat my little bag of intersex has decides to help Tighearnach. Perhaps I shall reward Avery for hir assistance once zhe's returned.
....Um, ew.
As ze Mordachean ship is coming to assist Tigheranach, another ship has come. Zis time, it's a Learanian pirate ship, being led by Captain Tarr. My vhat a handsome man he is. Perhaps if he is to take his shirt off, splashes himself vith seawater, and face against ze downwind, he can get any scurvy ladies a lovely treat. After all, vho vill resist ze temptation of being in the arms of ze captain?
Oh, please...
Vell Captain Tarr, don't be so sure of vinning. You've may had crippled my ship, but it doesn't mean my fleet vill be easy to defeat.
Oh dear, it seems zat ze captain is dead and now zey have to abandon deir ship. It's too bad none of zem go overboard. Otherwise, it vould be enjoyable to have an all male wet t-shirt contest. But before zey leave, ze pirates have left a lovely present behind, crippling ze Learanian ship.
However, it seems ze Learanian has another ship to board. And to dink, I was going to give dem a ride on my ship. Of course, it comes vith a price for a ride. If you know vhat I mean. >3
Ze Learanian has decided to battle against my fleet. believing zat zey can cripple my ship. Vell, let's see how my fleet can handle against zem zen vhat Tighearnach did.
Vell it seems you Learanians are putting up a good fight against my fleet, keeping my boys from entering your ship. Vhile you are busy attacking one ship, Tarr and his crew decide to enter my other ship and attack. And vhat zis? A voman in Tarr's crew? My vhat a fiesty vench zat voman is. I vonder if she likes to join my crew once my fleet manages to vin.
By Land and by Sea
Your third group is preparing to go to Sires on horses. Well, I hope you can giddy up zere. I hear zat zere will be another battle coming.
As ze Learanians come to Sires, leads by a lovely sexy trueblade -Hmm, you may need to slit your other side of ze dress. I like you to reveal your legs more-, zey notice something strange in Sires.
Meanvile, in ze sea, it appears zat dear Avery has come and snatches ze harbor to Mordache. Vell, let's see if my fleet can manage to claim zis port dan vat your force done to Pantheus, dear Drake? Surely, my fleet vill be able to defeat ze Learanians and succumbs it. And if not, zen perhaps I shall give Avery a new role to identify hirself if zhe fails.
Maybe you didn't notice? We took Pentheus and crippled the country exponentially before you even arrived. In fact, it was because of Pentheus' capture, that your fleet was even able to get so Sires, so.. tone it down a little, alright, Baroness? Good. Also, this Avery disgusts me. A guy should be able to tell if he needs to stab or ******** a person, you know?
Now, I'll be careful of saying that if I vere you, Drake. Zhe has a nasty temper and quite sensitive about hirself. Of course, I couldn't resist giving hir a tease. Now vith ze Learanians in Sires, it looks like we're about to have a battle.
Anyway, ze Learanian leader tries to negotiate Avery, but only to fail. However, if she tries begging for mercy vith a cute little pout, begging to take her instead to leave, zen I might consider it.
Failing to have my troop leave at once, ze Learanian leader orders her troops to fall back. Aw, are ve playing tag? Vell, I never expect her to be into dis type of game. If only I vas zere to chase her skirt away. >3
And just vhen my troops zink zey have ze Learanians, Ayra and her troops turn ze table to fight. And vhile my troops is fighting against zem, ze Learanian wyvern brigade have set my ships on fire. I hope Avery has hir troops take out ze fire. After all, it's not like we are here to have a bonfire party... Or are we? Vell, if not, zen it seems ve are having another wet t-shirt contest. >3
But anywho, ze Learanians have put up a good fight until my reinforcement arrives to save dear Avery and hir troops. Vith many enemies and little allies to help, it forces Ayra to call for retreat; giving my country de victory to vin over Sires. Aw... Is ze Learanian troops sad zat I've taken Sires? Vell, if you vant your city back, zen I suggest you beg. I vill be grateful to hand it back to you if you're on your hands and knees and perhaps, I shall give you a surprise present.
Something From Nothing
Vith bandits entering your land, your last group is patrolling the area and enters Tharis, preparing to stop zem from going any further. Vell, seeing how your biggest port Pentheus falls, let's us know how well you can stop them. Of course, you vant zem to be over you.
Oh and vhat zis? A flying courtier? Oh I hope she won't lose her packages. Otherwise, I vould have to sign, seal, and deliver myself.
Vell, seeing ze bandits in Tharis, your Guard Commander Vaida -Lovely outfit she's wearing. Of course, she should have made her uniform more revealing.- has ordered your troops to battle. Good luck trying to take care of your civilians as vell as battling. I heard zat Jezebel like to have her little fun with the civilian. Mmm, my type of girl.
...........That brought on the most hot daydream I have ever had. Uh, anyway, yeah, Jezebel's one of my best, actually. When I first ran into her, I took her way for granted. She's one of the only female bandits in Sentria, first off, but even more impressive is that most men are actually scared of her. The b***h is a major exception to my views of woman. Although, in some ways, she may as well just be one of the guys, if you know what I mean.
Oh, I zink I do. Now zen, vhile Jezebel orders ze bandits to battle, she has also ordered zose to capture and hold the villagers hostages. And oh my, it seems zere is a noble child in ze group. Aw, ze child doesn't like how ze bandit is doing to him? Vell, maybe ze bandit doesn't know how to handle ze situation. Now if it vere me, I will do mine roughly to ze child. But of course, if ze child is into S&M. <3
Speaking of ze child, his guardian pleads Vaida to rescue. Zough ze wyvern lord doesn't care about status, she assures ze ole bone zat she vill help ze child.
Vell, it seems Vaida has spoken too late. Dear Jezebel is using ze child as ze shield against ze Learanian force. Jezebel, I hope you don't plan to chop his little jewel off. Otherwise, I shall give you something vorse zen vhat ze bandits did to you.
Having ze villagers as hostages, ze bandits can easily attack. However, ze Learanians are no pushover in a situation like zis. Vith half of zeir troops attacking ze brigades, ze bishop uses her healing power to heal her comrades. Silly bishop, vhy use Heal staff vhen you can use your hands as ze touch of healing?
Anyway, vith ze brigade group cut to smaller size, you Learanians have decided to attack Jezebel and try to save ze hostages. Unfortunately, Jezebel still has ze upper hand on you. Vith ze hostage in her grasp, it seems you are unable to fight. Luckily, she is villing to negotiate vith you.
Just vhen Jezebel zinks she has her vay, reinforcement comes, accidentally ruins her plan. Hmm, it seems your luck is on your side. But no matter, Jezebel vill be able to attack you and maybe escape vith ze hostage. Oh I hope she takes ze boy vith her. I hear zat he smells like blueberries. Yum.
Unfortunately, it seems ze Learanians have outnumbered her, forcing Jezebel to retreat. Oh Jezebel, I hope you're vearing tight clothes. I love to see you all wet after entering a wet t-shirt contest. Vell, congratulations Learanians. You have managed to save not only ze town, but also ze hostages. And vhat's this? Ze old man vishes to speak vith ze nomad along vith ze child? Hmm, I vonder vhat it can be.
War Goes Westward
Vell Drake, it looks like you're ready to attack zese Learanians. Let's see how powerful your force will be against zem. And it seems you haven't give ze boy a punishment for failing. Shall I give him his dire consequence?
I said to hold off, Baroness. Now, I know you're dying to have some fun, but that's what you get for staying in Mordache. Now, back to the awesome that is my country. Basically, we're splitting into two groups. I got together a whole mess of bandits, more than enough to deal with the Learanians at Pentheus.
I'm leaving my newest man, Ali, in charge of the other group. He's also got some weird kid tagging along with him, named Jaren, I think it is. Learania basically ditched him in the desert and left him to die. I mean, yeah, I can see why, but it's sure to widen some eyes when the Learanians see him on my side. Man, I love messing with people.
Vell Drake, it seems zat half of your plan has failed. It appears zat ze Learanians has launched a surprise attack on your troop. I hope zey can put up a fight. Especially fighting against ze Learanian leader. Not only is she feisty, but also very skill to ze desert environment. It's almost as if she is born to be a desert varrior. Hmm, makes you feel all hot and sweaty, don't you think?
...It's a desert, Baroness. Heat is implied.
Vhile your man Ali and ze troops are busy fighting, ze Learanian bard -My, I've never seen a specimen like him before. If your men can subdue him and bring him to me, I can't vait to sample him- has used his music to create a sandstorm, causing visual problem to both sides.
And oh look, it seems he's reunited vith zat kid you've mentioned. Aw, it looks like he's sad. Vould ze little boy like to be comfort by me? I could give him my shoulder to cry onto and hug him comfortably.
Vith ze sandstorm brewing, ze Sentrians tried to flee, but have zeir path being blocked. Ze Sentrians fight against ze Learanians, but only to fail and die by zeir hands. After ze sandstorm is gone, deir number is dwindling down to small size. My, it looks like zey are in trouble.
Although it seems you Learanian people have von ze battle, your little victory has ended vhen my army arrived to assist zese foolish bandits. -smirks- Ah, my boys. I can always count on my knights in shining armors to claim victory. Vith ze size of my army arrived, Deborah is forced to order a retreat but stay behind to keep my army away. Foolish voman, you're no match to fight against my army. Perhaps I shall have my boys captured you again and bring back to me. I never get to play vith you vhen you're in my captive. Now ve can pick up vhere ve left. >:3
Vith her troops retreating, Deborah is forced to battle against my troops. And I must say, she did an excellent job of staying alive. Hmm, how fiesty and strong she is. Oh I hope Mendeleeve and Ephimetheus capture her alive. I can't wait to battle her in bed.
Retaking Pentheus (Part 2)
Vhile ze Sentrian second wave is attacking zose in ze desert, Drake and his men finally reach Pentheus. Vith ze debris in ze vay and archers lining on ze vall, Drake decides to have his bowmen- Vait? Drake, vhere are you going? Vhy are you leaving ze battle so soon? Ze battle has barely begun.
Heh heh heh. Who knows? Maybe I thought it would be nice to take a little stroll. Viscen can distract, er... get passed these losers. No problem!
Hmpt, playing hard to get, are ve? Vell zen, take your little stroll, but don't take too long. You don't vant your little boy vaiting for you.
Vhile Drake does his own little time, Needles and her group launch ze attack at ze Sentrians. Unfortunately, she doesn't expect a small merchant ship filled vith Sentrians along vith Drake to ambush zem from ze port, turning ze tide to Drake's favor. Sneaking up from behind, dear Drake? If I vere you, I vould give zis Needles woman a surprise attack.
Hours pass and you come to Pentheus, only to see dat Drake and his boys are in Pentheus. Vith ze knowledge of my army coming your way, you decide to inform Needles about zem. Just like Deborah, she too is forced to retreat, abandoning Pentheus to Drake and ze Sentrians. So Drake, how does it feel to have Pentheus back in your hand?
That's Far Enough!
Vhile ze battles continue in your country, let's take a stroll in a small village called Vayrin. From here, ve have a small dabble conversation between Abel and Alihi. Hmm it seems zat something is vrong vith ze hero. He looks even goofier zan he is before. Vhat do you dink Drake?
Vell perhaps Alihi can figure out vhat's vrong vith him. After all, she knows everything. Hmm... I vonder if she knows everything about me. If she does, zen perhaps I shall give her something she doesn't know about. >:3
Unfortunately, a Learanian soldier has come to stop her investigation on Abel. Apparently, it seems zat zose vho are vounded from the first battle in Pentheus decide to rest in ze village. Perhaps zey vould need my healing touch to aid zem, no?
Vhile trying to tend the vounds, ze Learanian soldier informs Alihi as to vhat happened in Pentheus. Unfortunately, terrible news comes vhen another Learanian soldier informs vhat happened after seizing Pentheus. And look, it seems your group from the desert have arrived too to rest. Vell it seems zat zeir rest is cut short, because Drake and his men decides to join in and battle. Drake, how is it going in Varyin?
Pretty swell, Baroness. The boys and I decide to take a little stroll through the village, taking our time and fun. Course, if they don't mind us hacking, killing, and burning their village to the ground.
Vell, vhile his boys are having fun, Drake decides to take a scroll for a valk. Zat is until a blue cat crosses his path. Aw.... Is ze kitty scare of a little vater? Perhaps I shall calm ze cat down... And maybe give him a kiss, feline style. >3
Vith ze village being attacked and injured people need to be escorted, ze Learanians try to defend ze village. Oh and look, it seems Drake have taken a three on one battle, one including ze goofy kid. My, my. How are you holding up, Drake?
I'm holding up pretty damn well. These losers don't have a chance to defeat me. Though I have to admit that damn kid who defeated me has gotten stronger, however, he's still out of my league to win.
Vell, don't claim ze victory so soon, dear Drake, because your victory is snatched away vhen reinforcement comes. Vith ze amount of Learanian reinforcement, it drives Drake and his men back to Pentheus. Tsk, tsk. Dear Drake, I zought you can handle ze little town so easily. Do you vant me to punish you for your failure?
Heh. No need to punish me that quickly, Baroness. I'm just letting them have their little village. Let them celebrate their victory. It won't be long till I decide to come back. Besides, who said this will be the last time we're coming to the village?
Fateful Birthright
Vhile mine and Drake's forces are battling against your people, let's have a look of vhat's going on in Eyris.
In Eyris, ve see zat Rath and Isadora are having a meeting vith ze nobles about ze current event of ze war situation. However, it seems zat ze nobles are upset vith Rath of how he runs ze country. Aw, is ze nomad's feeling hurt by zose nobles? Oh, come here Rath and let mama take care of you. However, it seems zat ze Dame Knight have soothe his wounds. Hmm... Perhaps I should have zat paladin as my knight in shining armor. Of course, I vill have to de-armor her to something more suitable.
And just vhen zings are brighten up, Rath's spy comes to inform him about ze news on var and an audience from a villager. Hmm, I vonder vho it can be. Perhaps a strong, muscular man or a lovely, beautiful woman? >3
... It's nothing but some old fart and a kid.
You've really do spoil the fun, huh Drake? Vell curious of ze villager's urgent of request, Rath decides to meet zis villagers. It turns out zat ze old man vants him to meet Leander's heir. My, vhat a shocking news. A child vho is Leander's heir. Oh, I hope ze child vill have Leander's look vhen he grows up. I can't vait to make a treaty vith him once he's fully grown.
Forget what the kid looks like or what's his heritage, that country is going down in chaos once this kid becomes their ruler.
Shush Drake, you'll never know vhat ze future holds. Unsure of ze child's heritage, Rath lets ze nobles decide if ze child is ze legit heir of Leander. Zough ze nobles discuss about vhose house served under Leander, only one managed to prove ze identity of ze child. Vith zat done, Rogvald ze child's adviser announces zey should have a coronation immediatey; zerefore, demoting Rath from his position to rule Learania. Aw, is ze nomad sad again? Don't worry, I'll take care of you and I may offer you a better position in my country. Of course, ve need to make your contract official under my condition. >3
Fefga's Manor
During ze time vhen Rogvald introduces James to Rath and ze nobles, Amelia is busy doing ze papers. It's at ze time zat she has visitors coming to meet her. One is Roy, vho comes back from his training, and ze other is Leena, vho has taken a day off from her shop.
Zere is nothing important but small chitchat among zemselves. However, I have to say zat Aisen is ze cutest baby I have ever seen. Aw, how adorable he is. Vhy I can just eat him up. >:3
A Captain's Secret
After few days of sending ze invitations and preparing, ze coronation is opened. And although ze nobles are blissfully happy to celebrate the child's upcoming, it seems zat ze guild members are not happy at all. Are zey upset about James's coronation or Rath's demotion? Or perhaps zey are upset zat I'm not zere to give zem my attention? Vell, if you vant me so badly, all you have to do is ask. >3
Baroness, I don't think they're that badly to want to invite you to their party.
Zeir you go, spoiling my fun. Vhile people are mingling, ze trumpets announce ze arriving of James. Vhen ze child declares his oath and has been dubbed King of Learania, it's time to place ze crown on his head. And from vhat few people say, Learanian crown has a curse to kill zose vho isn't Leander's descendants. My, so much anticipation awaits onto zose vho have doubts about ze child. For as it turns out, ze child is really Leander's heir. Oh I hope he doesn't get a cold from vearing ze crown. Because if so, perhaps I can varm him up. Heh.
Although ze coronation turns out quite vell, zere is an attack upon King James. A creature, vho has ze same appearance as Soren, tries to kill him. However, ze Host Club president Rhys manages to stop him. Zanks to his rescuing attempt, ze bishop has been promoted to Saint. Did you know ze color vhite represents pure and innocent? Vell, if so, I vonder vhat vill happen if I soil his pureness.
Vith ze assassination attempt fails and ze culprit escapes, it makes Rath feel uneasy. Not vishing to stay any longer, ze nomad tries to excuse himself by vishing to check on Nino. Unfortunately, Rogvald vishes to go vith him along vith James. Zis upsets ze nomad. Tsk, tsk, Rath dear boy, have you heard zat having company to cheer ze sick patients helps zem become better? Vell, if not ze king and ze adviser, perhaps I shall come and visit her to cheer her up.
Unable to change Rogvald's mind, Rath agrees to lead zem to Nino. Vhile Rath leads zem, Isadora decides to follow zem too. Vhen he reaches to Nino's chamber, ze nomad is unable to open ze door and tries to persuade Rogvald to visit Nino another time. Tsk, tsk, tsk, Rath if you are a doctor, you are not doing a good job of keeping your patient vell. Is it something you try to hide from zem? Perhaps vanting to have a quality moment vith your dear captain? >3
Vell it turns out zat Nino is not in her room. Oh dear, vhere can ze little Archsage go? Perhaps in my room, hmm?
After being confronting about Nino's vhereabouts, ze nomad refuses to answer, causing him to be stripped of his titles and being arrested for conspiracy and attempted murder. Tsk, tsk. Only stripped of his titles? Oh Rogvald, you should have had him stripped more than just his titles. Like his clothes for example?
Once Rath is arrested, Rogvald informs James zat he vill exploit every secrets zat ze nomad has kept and form a trial afterward. Hmm, perhaps some dirty secrets zat Rath is too embarrass to speak?
And vhile Rogvald is about to do his mission, he informs Isadora zat she is now ze captain of the guild. Aw... It looks like she's in turmoil from vhat is happening. Do you need a hug from me, dear Dame Knight? It looks like you need some comforts badly.
Tribulation of a Trial
After few days of searching for ze nomad's secrets, Rogvald hosts a trial at Fefga's manor. Vith each trial, Rogvald calls forth zose vho are let off easily from zeir varcrimes zey have committed from ze past events. One by one, ze verdicts become harsher vhile zose vho are prosecuted try to defend zemselves.
Not only are ze "criminals" upset about zeir verdicts, but also ze members too after seeing zeir friends receives harsh crimes. Vell, if you ask me, I zink zhey deserve it for ze crimes zey commited. However, Rogvald should have given zem much harsher crimes zen vhat he gave. Perhaps I shall be ze judge and give out zeir punishments. Vhat do you kiddies zink? >3
After sentencing Vaida to her death sentence, it comes to ze real trial. Ze trial of which Rath is in. Rogvald tries to make Rath confess. However, it seems ze nomad ignores him, telling ze members instead to be cautious of vhat is happening and accpets his punishment. My, such a gallant man he is. It's too bad he receives ze same punishment as Vaida. Tsk, tsk, I vill be sad to have zem executed. Zat vill cut my list of zose zat I vant to punish and play.
Vell vhen ze trial is over, it seems all hope is lost to ze members. However, it seems zeir desperation of hope has caused a miracle, for ze spirit of ze manor comes back. After hearing zeir problem, ze spirit tells zem ze solution to zeir problem: forming ze resistance. Vill zis resistance be ze answer to your problem? Hmm... Perhaps time vill tell.
Days of Retribution
After getting his title stripped and losing his job, your ex-lieutenant of ze Watch Leon decides to have a drink at ze Duke's Head. However, it seems zat two men decides to cheer him up vith some drinks and card game. My, my, how about a game of strip poker? My favorite game. >3
Vell, vhile zey are having fun, somewhere in Eyris, ze bishop prays for a miracle. As it turns out, ze miracle zat she prays for comes true. It goes through ze city of Eyris vith its laughter, causing zose to hear its laughter, before heading toward Fefga manor. Zose zat hear ze laughter decide to follow it. Vell, be careful from vhat you hear. You may never know if ze laughter is a good sign or bad.
Under New Management
Vith de trial going on in Learania, let's take a look at vhat's happening in Pentheus. Drakey-poo, care to tell us vhat's happening? Hmm. <3
Oh nothing much is happening, Baroness. Just my boys resting and healing with your boys patrolling my territory.
No need to be so tight up in your pants, Drake. I zought you might need a hand to keep your territory away from ze Learanian again. Besides, don't you ever hear ze term, "sharing is caring?"
Sorry toots, but I don't share what belongs to me.
You're such a spoil one, dear Drake. Anywho, with a bit of healing and a bit of information of what had happened to his plan, Drake decides to depart again to Sentria. Tsk, tsk, tsk, really Drake? Must you always come and go?
Heh heh heh. What can I say, Baroness? I'm a very hard to get in contact type of guy.
Vell, vhile you're away, this Jaren boy decided to run off some errands for Ali. Apparently, he ran into Viscen and Jezebel along ze way. My, vhat a lovely tactic to fall onto someone. Nothing but a nice groping vill do. Hopefully, let's hope he doesn't anger ze berserker or his manhood vill be chopped.
Too late, he already did. Well, let's hope Jezebel didn't kill the kid. I need him for my next plan.
Oh? Are you saying you and Viscen vill-
Not sexual terms, toots. Tactic plans to beat those Learanians fool.
Vell, you sure know how to ruin a girl's fun.
In the Absence of Justice
Few days after ze trial, some of the guild members decide to take action into zeir own hands. Zeir first action: rescuing zose vho are being sent to prison. To make sure dat ze guild won't take ze blame, ze members quit zeir membership and disguise zemselves as bandits. Oh, are ve playing Guards and Bandits? Okay, I shall be ze guard. I'll make sure I'll play easily on ze "bandits." >D
Vhen zey come to ze area vhere ze guards are to escort ze prisoners, zey ambush ze guards. Vell, it seems ze guards are taken in for a surprise. However, if it vere me, I vould have given zem a surprise buttsmeck.
... I'm sorry, but I'm completely LOST where this s**t is going. From what these losers are doing, they lack the proper organization of how to do a proper bandit attack.
Oh shush, Drake. Cut zem some slacks. Even zough you're a professional bandit yourself, zis is zeir first time being bandits vhile trying to escape from ze law.
Bandits don't give a damn about law. We just do whatever we want.
Anyway, vhile ze 'bandits' are busied rescuing zeir comrades, zere's another rescue attempt at ze Grand Prison. Zis time, it's ze twins. Ze twins decide to rescue zose vho are in prison, including zat fiery woman Melethia. My, my, look how stunning she is vith less clothing. And oh dear, it looks like she hasn't been fed properly. Perhaps I can feed her... zrough mouth to mouth. >:3
After freeing some of zose vho are in prison, zey decide to cause a riot in ze asylum by freeing ze inmates.
... You know, this almost look similar to that other game. What is it called again? Batman's Hardcore Asylum? Or something along the way.
Hmm... Now zat you've mentioned it, it does look similar to it, only vith ze lack of superhero. Perhaps our heroes in ze asylum vill do. I prefer ze dragon girl.
Anyway, while the baroness is busy fantasying dungeons and dragons, those in the asylum make their escape. Not to mention, the fakers escape too from that little spy your former captain sent. So it seems that your plan has work out well. Bravo. But don't celebrate too soon, this game isn't over yet.
Lawful Hijinks
Vhile ze ex-members try to rescue zeir friends, Rogvald decides to have a room to himself. It seems he has decided to use Rath's room as his own. Of course, ze nomad's daughter is in zat very same room too. After being confronted by ze angry nomad, Rogvald orders ze guards to remove her from ze castle. Aw, is ze nomad have no home to live? Vell, I know a certain place she can live... My place.
Once ze nomad is taken away, Rogvald has Rath's room redecorated. However, it seems to bore him; zerefore, forcing Rogvald to visit a certain person in ze dungeon. My, seeing Rath vith chains sends chill down my spine. Perhaps ve should have given Rath more bondage in case he tries to escape.
After trying to make Rath confess vhat he did to Nino, ze nomad still refuses to answer. Unable to make him talk, Rogvald decides to persuade another one, Vaida. My, doesn't she looks seductively vithout her armor. If only she has ze same outfit as zat Melethia woman has. Hmm... Perhaps I shall make zat as ze prison uniforms.
Vhen hearing ze proposition Rogvald speaks, ze Wyvern Lord accepts it, casting away her membership to ze guild and rejoin ze Guard. However, she doesn't get her old position back, for her former captain Valter is now ze new captain. My, how ze mighty have fallen. Do not vorry, Vaida. At least you don't have to rot in prison anymore. Of course, I vould still love to see you in bondage too like dear Rath.
After making proposition vith Vaida, it is time to announce ze laws to Eyris. Zough zese laws have reasonable explanations behind, it seems zat zose who are affected are quite upset, especially ze subhumans. I have to agree vith ze law. Zey are quite dangerous, especially in bed.
Once King James finishes passing ze law and take a nap, Rogvald heads to ze zrone room vhere ze legendary veapons are held. It seems zese veapons are dangerous and it must be put to safety. However, zere are zree veapons left. Luckily, ze guards manage to capture one, Annis.
It seems zat ze raven refuses to let out ze Tervingi Crest's location. However, Rogvald figures out vhere it's hidden and demands her to hand it out or he'll do it by force. Tsk tsk tsk, vhy ask her so nicely? If it vere me, I vould gladly search her out myself.
Not vanting to be groped, Annis hands over ze Tervingi Crest. Vith ze crest in his hand, Rogvald orders ze guards to take her away and tries to figure out how to get ze rest. Unfortunately, he has exposed himself to Volke, vho has been sent to assassinate him. Oh my, vouldn't zat be seductively, having your back pressed against his chest and feel ze cold blade touching your skin? Oh... It makes my spine crawls vith tingling just zinking about it.
However, Volke has failed to accomplish his mission, for another assassin has foiled his plan. Not vanting to let harm on Rogvald, ze assassin creates a division and takes Volke vith him. Oh, are they going to have a love/hate sex behind scene? Aw, I vould surely love to see it.
Vhile Volke and ze assassin are having zeir little fun, it seems my jester Pietro decides to come out and play. However, Lord Eyris enters in ze vrong place at ze vrong time, having Pietro killing him before he can tell King James vhat happened. Oh Pietro, you should have just silenced him and hold him up hostage for me. I vould have use him as a toy to play vith. It's so lonely vithout your entertainment in ze castle.
Curious of Volke's employer, Rogvald orders zem to capture Volke. After trying to dodge his pursuers, Volke surrenders vhen he sees zere is no escape for him. Once send to Rogvald, ze adivsor decides to hire Volke to kill his former employer, vhich ze fireman agrees. After Volke lefts, Rogvald receives vords zat ze prisoners escape.
Knowing vho rescues zem, Rogvald decides to set a meeting vith ze resistance by having ze message set. After ze guards left, Rogvald gives Pietro a task to deliver ze legendary veapons to another location as vell as keeping his subordinate behind. My, I vonder vhere zey vill go. Speaking of delivery, I hope Pietro vill give me a gift. Perhaps zat assassin Volke vill be a lovely present.
