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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:30 pm

We're combining a few threads in one sticky! Less clutter for j00!

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First Post
FAQ's
Second Post
False Rumors
Third Post
Newsletter
Fourth Post
Useful Links
Fifth Post
EVIDENCE OF OUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE THEORY OF DARON'S GENITALIA (OR LACK THEREOF)

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FAQ's by Washulove

Q: Who exactly is Chibi p***s?! gonk ?
A: Daron Malakian. Just click and watch it. There's an image that very specific people have, but you can ONLY get it through email or IM. It is against the TOS to post it here. You can request it, but DO NOT link it to ANYONE on GAIA Online. I don't want getting this guild in trouble!

Q: You like the Zelda song that SOAD made?
What Zelda song SOAD made?
I'm pretty sure Rabbit Joint or whatever they're called made one... *hint hint*

Q: SOAD ARE BREAKING UP??????????????? OR DID THEY ALREADY???????
A: No. System of a Down doesn't even know whether they've broke up or not. Serj Tankian has a solo project coming Fall of 2007, sources being my stickers I got from ordering Cool Gardens from www.serjicalstrike.com.
UPDATE! Serj's new album is called Elect the Dead! Here's an email screenshot provided by thus P O R N for more information about Serj's new album, plus some stuff about Fair to Midland, a band that Serj tankian has signed onto his own label, Serjical Strike Records:

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:54 pm

False Rumors By Rolodex Propaganda

Rolodex Propaganda

Okay, there have been a lot of false rumors going around about System since forever, so here's this thread to show you all the lies about System.

1. "I love that Zelda song System did!!!"
It does sound like them, I'll give you that, but that wasn't System, that was a band called Rabbit Joint (something like that).

2. A: "Are System breaking up?"
No, they are not. It's just a rumor. They are going on hiatus and taking a break, but they have stated more than once they were nowhere near splitting.
B: "I hear their break is going to be around seven years! I can't wait that long! I'd commit suicide by then and I'll be screwed and my teenage self would be wasted without System!!"
John Dolmayan has said in a very recent interview that it'll be around a year and a half to two years. Not seven, foo'. However, this doesn't mean that they'll start releasing things ASAP after their break.

3. "Syst3m 1s s000 gayyy!1!1. therye on mtv!1!111"
System aren't gay silly. They've been on MTV since there first album, I saw Spiders on MTV a looong time ago.

4. "CHOP SUEY WAS BANNED IN THE US?!?!?!?"
If you're wondering this, you might not live in the US. They wouldn't ban any song in the US, silly. It's not banned because of that little thing called... uh... Civil Rights, perhaps?

Have anymore false rumors guys? PM me.

This is Washu speaking... Please note that you're on the internet. If you know how to use it, you can find the truth. Do NOT PM Washulove, CuddlesRevenge, and Dajosesh [Dear god, don't PM him anyways!] to ask us a question about System that you can find the answer to anyways! We are NOT your search engines.

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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:30 pm

Newslettermailed by Dajosesh, the guild mule we made to look like Daron Malakian because he's cheaper to make than Serj Tankian

CuddlesRevenge

Yes! The Hardcore System Of A Down Guild now has a mule/mailing list! Send Dajosesh a friend request, and you will be on the mailing list. We will send you SoaD-related news, guild updates, and stuff like that.

Rules:
1. Send him a friends request. If you post here, asking to be on it...you will be ignored! D:< Send the request to him.
----Send 100 gold to Dajosesh AFTER requesting to be friends. Sending gold will enable you to get mail for all of eternity--Or at least until you don't want newsletters anymore.
2. No PMing him. gonk If his inbox is flooded with 'OMIGAWD YUR TEH SMEXIEST MOOLE EVER!!!!!!!11111', I'm disabling his PMs.
3. Feel free to post comments/suggestions in this thread. biggrin

Washulove

Newsletters Sent:
August 16, 2006
Thu Oct 05, 2006

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:47 pm

Useful Links by CheerfulSpirit, who is technically not in this guild anymore, so PMing her about anything would be sort of useless

Cheerful Spirit

It's easy, most threads with a capital letter before each words is an official one. wink

Albums Interpretations

Share Your Own "System Of A Down" Song Meanings With Us!
Share Your Own "Toxicity" Song Meanings With Us!
Share Your Own "Steal This Album" Song Meanings with us!
Share Your Own "Mesmerize" Song Meanings With Us!
Share Your Own "Hypnotize" Song Meaning With Us!

Discussions (We Want Your Opinions!)

Your Top Three Of Favorite SOAD Songs!
What SOAD Song Represents You?
What System Songs Should Be Made Into Videos?
If The Guys Had Never Been In The Band...
Who Is Your Favorite Member?
Do You Remember Your First Time?
Who's The Best Singer?
Favorite SOAD Look?
SOAD Travesties
What Genre Is SOAD, Anyway?
What Songs Would You Like System To Cover The Most?
Vartan Malakian's Artwork
Funny Things Involving System...
You Know You Listen To SOAD Way Too Much When...
Funny Things Involving System... (Real Life Experiences)
Your SOAD Interests...
Show Off And/Or Tell Us About Your SOAD Profile!

Games

The "In My Pants" Game
System Of A Down Quiz Thread!
Question! Game
The Word Association Game
Add Feelings To The Songs With Emoticons!
The SOAD Story
Dear Blank

Members Fan Threads

Serj Fan Thread
Daron Fan Thread
Shavo Fan Thread
John Fan Thread

Non-System Stuff

The Bands Sideprojects
Half-Fan Hangout
OFF TOPIC PALACE

Show Reviews

Winniped (September 22nd, 2005.) [By Shlick]
Seattle (October 5, 2005.) [By Washulove]
Detroit (September 29, 2005.) [By Daisuke no Kage]
Montreal (August 29, 2005.) [By Cheerful Spirit]
Pensacola (August 15, 2005.) [By GlydeEvo]

The Fans And Them

Pictures Of You
Here You May Talk About Your Everyday Life. :3
System Of A Down Fanart Thread!
You Going To A System Of A Down Concert? Tell Us!
Post Your Favorite Pics Of SOAD!
Picture Edit Thread!
Discuss Your Dreams Here!
Members Are A-Questing!

Other

Cheerful Spirit's Media Request Thread!
Kill Stupid Radio

Washulove

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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:18 pm

EVIDENCE OF OUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE THEORY OF DARON'S GENITALIA (OR LACK THEREOF)

PIX PROOF:
Big Day Out For Little Chibi

The Original Chibi p***s Kawaii~ Picture

VIDEO PROOF:

Original Chibi Video

Big Day Out.

NEEDLES exclaim :

I'm sitting in my room, with a needle in my hand... waiting for the tomb of some old dying man.

Needle = Daron's p***s

Needle in My Hand = Daron's masturbating.

We're not sure what "waiting for the tomb... some old dying man" means; perhaps Daron's a necrophiliac? Gerontophile? Nobody knows.

Washulove

It's... sort of complicated, even if there is little or nothing there to begin with...
A picture (or rather, a screen cap, provided by our lovely Iceintheink.) of Daron pulling off his pants has led most of the guild members here, or at least all who has seen it, to believe Daron has a teensy p***s.

Plus, here is some evidence:
"I'm sitting in my room / with a needle in my hand / Just waiting for the tomb / of some old dying man..."
Cuddles and I think that he was masturbating, and he's like, waiting for his grandpa, 'cause he's bored.
Then there's the BDO '02 concert with Daron's mangina making an appearance at the end of Sugar, as shown by this picture:
http://www.soadfans.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/RARE/OTHERRARE/says.JPG

and this picture, from the same concert as the Ultimate Picture of Evidence that Daron has a Small Doo-dad, but Cannot Show Due to Rules on GAIA Online:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/WashuPoofter/Sheer Boredom/System of a Down/gonnamakehimsomepants.jpg

Hopefully this answers any questions you may have about Chibi p***s Kawaii. ~

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