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Post: 12562513_116371 created on Sun, 20 Apr 2014 21:33:36 +0000
Posted: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 21:33:36 +0000

You run into some issues when your husband has an ever growing bounty on his head.
I went into early molt from the stress of it all.

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Post: 12562513_116372 created on Sun, 20 Apr 2014 21:59:40 +0000
Posted: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 21:59:40 +0000

There were feathers everywhere. There are only so many days you can deal with digging them out of... private places...
Also he insisted on raw meat at every meal. Sometimes he'd even make me swing it on a string so he could practice his swoops. Not very romantic.

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Post: 12562513_116373 created on Fri, 25 Apr 2014 11:51:05 +0000
Posted: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 11:51:05 +0000

We were rivals.

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Post: 12562513_116374 created on Fri, 25 Apr 2014 11:55:00 +0000
Posted: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 11:55:00 +0000

She was never home.
Always off on an adventure..slaying demonds n things..
never had time for me

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Post: 12562513_116375 created on Fri, 25 Apr 2014 12:25:04 +0000
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Post: 12562513_116376 created on Fri, 25 Apr 2014 13:44:13 +0000
Posted: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 13:44:13 +0000

I understand that he makes a living by making music and stuff but if our relationship really meant something to him then he would stop playing his guitar or turn the stereo up at 12 midnight when everyone is trying to get some sleep. emotion_zombie

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Post: 12562513_116377 created on Sat, 26 Apr 2014 12:47:30 +0000
Posted: Sat, 26 Apr 2014 12:47:30 +0000

All she wanted to do was sleep all day and run my credit card up by ordering catnip in bulk. Sigh.

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Post: 12562513_116378 created on Sun, 27 Apr 2014 07:59:41 +0000
Posted: Sun, 27 Apr 2014 07:59:41 +0000

We were on opposites sides.

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Post: 12562513_116379 created on Sun, 27 Apr 2014 22:24:29 +0000
Posted: Sun, 27 Apr 2014 22:24:29 +0000

Gwion kept leaving the home at night more and more frequently. When I asked him where, he claimed he'd been playing with the fireflies in the forest.
..And I hadn't believed a word of it.

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Post: 12562513_116380 created on Mon, 28 Apr 2014 21:23:16 +0000
Posted: Mon, 28 Apr 2014 21:23:16 +0000

Would never stop spraying me : ( </3

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Post: 12562513_116381 created on Mon, 28 Apr 2014 21:48:10 +0000
Posted: Mon, 28 Apr 2014 21:48:10 +0000

We met in Tangier... I was a jazz singer. He was a pug. Everything in Morocco seems possible, until we came back to the real world to start a family. We quickly realized we couldn't hack the monotony of it.

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Post: 12562513_116382 created on Tue, 29 Apr 2014 14:09:26 +0000
Posted: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 14:09:26 +0000

Obviously a cat person.
Would have never worked out,

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Post: 12562513_116383 created on Wed, 30 Apr 2014 04:02:57 +0000
Posted: Wed, 30 Apr 2014 04:02:57 +0000

"I kept trying to tell him that floor things didn't always mean 'chew until it falls apart and/or explodes'. I didn't really mind when he somehow got the sarcophagus open and chewed the mummified Pharaoh, it was sort of okay when he ripped up all the ancient scrolls, but when I came home to him destroying my Twinkies...! I knew it was over."