You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7112 ]
Once	8.3%	[ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.0%	[ 2964 ]
Total Votes:			[ 10991 ]

[kefkadragon]

He tried to turn me into one of himself. A horse butterfly hybrid. I'm having none of that.

[Kyonko Sakura]

He divorced me for that goddamned chicken!!!

[Clockwork Alchemist]

I had foot envy.

[woodz dragon]

They're already dead. I don't remember how I managed to marry a ghost but the whole living/dead thing just wasn't working out.

[YourAzureGoddess]

I didn't like hiding in dark alleyways with him night after night and that nasty little critter that follows him around creeps me out!

[JayceeRising]

She tried to strangle me with that flag of hers while I was asleep.

[NecHocNecIllud]

She was fast with the bat.

[Jaydoggy]

He was always off and away on adventures that I was never invited to.

[Petrified Heart of Glass]

He has been married and divorced so many times and always kept comparing me to his past wives and husbands. Soon, it became too much to bear.

[Clueit]

Flooding, so much flooding.
My garden could not take it.
Especially being at the bottom of a lake she made.
So I tried aquatic gardening, and then she drained the lake.
emotion_donotwant

[Ms Epic]

Usi did not understand the strange laws so she did not realize what was happening...that is til the night of the wedding... gonk
Usi was able to escape out the window before anything but we are getting a divorce because I did not realize we were getting married in the first place! Usi isn't ready for this yet..

[aramaa]

She kept hanging from the ceiling and, as a monkey, didn't quite get some human etiquette at the dining table. classified_fu

[Gwion Vaughn]

Ze thought bagpipes at dinner were rude.

[Ms Epic]

Usi has been a bad lil monkey v.v..
Usi only married him so she could climb on him! He is one of the most majestic beautiful tall trees Usi has ever laid her eyes upon! But Usi knows that is wrong so Usi must let him go now for him to do his real duties or even get married to soemone else he really loves!
Hee hee bye silly tree man
v Alright that's it I need to stop procrastinating and write out this character xD

[Liber Chronicarum]

"Our tribes thought that it was unsightly for a monkey and a Walpus to be together .
At first , I paid no attention to it.
But then , I saw that it was impossible for me to seriously practice my magic : she always came in , jumping on me and trying to bite my head off ! "