Diedrich Questions!

[Akai Kaitou]

I asked, "How do you attract a mate?"

He said, "If you happen to shatter any backboards this Valentine's Day, try to contort your body into a heart shape as the glass fragments rain down on you. When you get up, the beautiful heart shape left behind will be an unmistakable message to your lover."

That sounds painful crying

[Keeranai]

Q: How do I get my boyfriend to pay atttention to me?

Diedric: Leave him a note in graffiti in a public place, and make it gratuitous; he won't have any other options.

((It was awhile ago, so I can't remember the exact wording...^^' ))

[Kai_Arrein]

I asked how best to get my date to invite me in for a nightcap...

Diedrich

Prior to a romantic ostrich ride together, consider having a crafty date night where you decorate each other's protective facemasks. (Ostriches can turn their heads around and are likely to peck at their rider's face and neck.)

I promptly lol'd.

[iDaterzx]

when she/he died thats the way to say to there that you love she/he

[Shockpuppet]

AHAHA! lmao...

Question: How do you get sex on the first date?

Answer: Oysters are an aphrodisiac. Always have a few in your pockets.

[Shockpuppet]

I asked : what does a p***s do?
He replied: Always wear shoes you can run in. Just in case. This is not just for dates, but for everyday life.
so i gues what he is saying is "FORGET what the *bleep* it does... RUN BISH RUN!!!! XDDDD

[DeathGod_Shi]

Where is the best spot to find a date on Gaia?
If you are concerned about rude waitstaff ruining a high pressure date, tell the restaurant that your partner has a terminal illness to ensure great service.

[Spiffy Pumpkin]

I asked him what the best way to make friends was he responded with, "Always open doors for your date, they'll be pleasantly surprised when they wake up."

Lol.....as if I'd kidnap anyone.... ninja

[Spiffy Pumpkin]

Shockpuppet

I asked : what does a p***s do?
He replied: Always wear shoes you can run in. Just in case. This is not just for dates, but for everyday life.
so i gues what he is saying is "FORGET what the *bleep* it does... RUN BISH RUN!!!! XDDDD

OMG!!!! Your interpretation.....it's priceless....with your sense of humor you should totally anon people.... rofl

[hypnocrown]

Mayor Gravity

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SillySilenia

Question: Are you in love?

Answer:

Quote:

Compliment your date on how attractive they look. If they don't look attractive, HOLD NOTHING BACK!

I got that answer too except I asked this:

What do I do if the woman I'm in love with is 15 years younger than I am?

You get the title of creepy. rofl

rofl

Well, she didn't want to be around me anymore so I haven't seen her in almost 2 years. Maybe it's for the best... emo

[chicken wing Uzuma]

His replies are randomly generated. They had nothing to do with what i asked. I asked
"What if i wrote something vulgar? Would you reply with something profane?" and he said
"Have you tried buying gifts? Dates usually leave loose chane on their couches. Scrap some up and buy something special."

[chicken wing Uzuma]

I asked him if he knew anyone who could give a good blow job, he said


Don't use any corny pick-up lines, such as: "Do you distribute any coupons? I feel like I should be getting those clothes half off."

so i guess he thought it was a pick up line, and he told me it was cheesy

[bri07]

I asked Diedrich how to get over an ex and he said the best way to keep them around is to incriminate them in a crime with you. lol

[chicken wing Uzuma]

I asked "how do I abuse my spouse without killing her?" and he tels me:
Be sure to maintain eye contact as much as possible. At least 30% of the time spent on dates should consist of solid eyeball-to-eyeball touching.
So I guess I'm supposed to hurt her eye with mine?

[wreaks_havoc]

He won't answer my question scream