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I asked him "Does my baby love me?"

He said no matter how new the romance is, it's never too soon have their name tattoed on your body. You can always add 'sucks' later.
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How to introduce your date to your parents?

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Prior to a romantic ostrich ride together, consider having a crafty date night where you decorate each other's protective facemasks. (Ostriches can turn their heads around and are likely to peck at their rider's face and neck.)


LOL, just what I need XD.
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How do I tell the guy I like him?

There is a popular rumor that you can do whatever crimes you want on Leap Day and the cops can't arrest you. It's not true. Just take your partner on a date. Attempt no crime sprees.
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My question: "Where can I find this emotion called...love?"

Answer: "If you feel your romantic partner is becoming distant, leave derogatory graffitti in public places to make sure they don't have any other options."

Apparently all the love I need is right in front of my face...on the wide of the walmart, thank you Diedrich! biggrin
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i asked waht should i do to get my crush's attention he said:
There is a popular rumor that you can do whatever crimes you want on Leap Day and the cops can't arrest you. It's not true. Just take your partner on a date. Attempt no crime sprees.
what does it meen stare
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Question: What wrapping paper I should use to give away my heart?

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Everybody's favorite subject is themselves. Prepare a full surveillance dossier on your date!


LOL, what if you have an amnesia?
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Prior to a romantic ostrich ride together, consider having a crafty date night where you decorate each other's protective facemasks. (Ostriches can turn their heads around and are likely to peck at their rider's face and neck.)
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Hey guys, I'm curious what kinds of questions are being asked of Diedrich and what his responses have been, so post them here! I'll start with one I did...

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what is the best way to create a romantic setting?

Diedrich

Don't abandon your date-- always ask if they would like to accompany you to the bathroom.



...Oh Diedrich...


OhMaGawsh, Diedrich is such a joker...
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I asked: "What is love"
He said: "Display your gifts for resourcefulness by retrieving any edible scraps from your date's garbage."
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How do you know if you're in love?

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A good "red flag" to watch out for is if your date has a prior history of pressing charges against you specifically.


Uh, I think that's a red flag for something else than knowing you're in love. That's more "How do you know if you're a stalker?", I'd say.

I'm sure someone else has already done this for you, but if you put in, "How do you know if you're a stalker?" this is your response:

Diedrich
To find out your date's likes and dislikes, tail them for a day or two. You can learn the most about a person by watching them when they sleep.
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"How do I keep my date from getting boring?"

"If you don't have good coordination, you can dance just by moving the parts of your face along with the music."

Genius.


...Brilliant. This is going to save me on my next date, for sure.
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SillySilenia
How do you know if you're in love?

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A good "red flag" to watch out for is if your date has a prior history of pressing charges against you specifically.


Uh, I think that's a red flag for something else than knowing you're in love. That's more "How do you know if you're a stalker?", I'd say.

I'm sure someone else has already done this for you, but if you put in, "How do you know if you're a stalker?" this is your response:

Diedrich
To find out your date's likes and dislikes, tail them for a day or two. You can learn the most about a person by watching them when they sleep.

Yeah, I had heard so. xD Diedrich seems to confuse love and stalking. xD
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For others:
"How can I get her parents to like me?" results in:
Diedrich
Forgot to bring a gift? Your date's couch is probably full of change. Grab it when they leave the room and come up flush as an oil tycoon!
"Will you be my valentinee?"

"Everyone's favorite subject is themselves. Keep a full dossier wherever you go!"

What are you trying to tell me, diedrich?!

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