Diedrich Questions!

[I H4ve Quit]

Me: Being alone is great. Right?
Diedrich: *Random advice on dating*
Me: Wrong answer.

[hypnocrown]

SillySilenia

Question: Are you in love?

Answer:

Quote:

Compliment your date on how attractive they look. If they don't look attractive, HOLD NOTHING BACK!

I got that answer too except I asked this:

What do I do if the woman I'm in love with is 15 years younger than I am?

[scott123dust]

zombies???????????????? must die

[wickdi]

What is love?
Compliment your date on his or her laughter by comparing it to the beautiful cry of the duck.

[Sonakatharsis]

Quote:

Me; How do I find my secret admirers?

Quote:

Diedrich:Wear a white coat and dispense medical advice to meet interesting and vulnerable people.

Sounds creepier than what I asked...Diedrich you weird little Grunny.

[Invisible Tide]

Diedrich wasn't much of help to me :c

[Leaden D]

Go die in a fire?

Quote:

There is a popular rumor that you can do whatever crimes you want on Leap Day and the cops can't arrest you. It's not true. Just take your partner on a date. Attempt no crime sprees.

[Udoli]

Me: Who is your valentine?

Diedrich: Get your date to confide in you by implying you are a lawyer and are constantly under attorney-client privilege. (If you are a lawyer like me, don't do this. You could get in BIG trouble).

[Princess Mint the Great]

Meow heart

[Dark_Mindd]

i said"Stfu?" he said Prior to a romantic ostrich ride together, consider having a crafty date night where you decorate each other's protective facemasks. (Ostriches can turn their heads around and are likely to peck at their rider's face and neck.) xD

[iAsianSushi]

Bunai

iAsianSushi

"How do I tell someone I want to eat them?"


He ignored me.

Quote:

A good "red flag" to watch out for is if your date has a prior history of pressing charges against you specifically.

I guess I'll have to move on then. Thanks.

[iiPurpleBears-x]

Question: Are you married?

Answer: Showering washes away your natural pheromones, which are vital to attracting mates. I prefer a nice dust bath!

[KawaiiBrielle]

I ask him how to kiss a guy and he said "Don't abandon your date-- always ask if they would like to accompany you to the bathroom".

Was that even reasonable?

[KawaiiBrielle]

And i ask him again how can i say i love him
he answered me "Figure out your best facial feature and accentuate it with lots of glittery lipstick."

Well that is seem reasonable for some thought!

[Mayor Gravity]

hypnocrown

SillySilenia

Question: Are you in love?

Answer:

Quote:

Compliment your date on how attractive they look. If they don't look attractive, HOLD NOTHING BACK!

I got that answer too except I asked this:

What do I do if the woman I'm in love with is 15 years younger than I am?

You get the title of creepy. rofl