Diedrich Questions!

[Colective]

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[Damonette]

SillySilenia

Question: Are you in love?

Answer:

Quote:

Compliment your date on how attractive they look. If they don't look attractive, HOLD NOTHING BACK!

lol

[legendfantastic]

question: why do people like sex


answer: Confidence is important. Show you are the leader of the pack by tying lots of little dogs to your belt to drag behind you

[cuntstone creamery]

He said something about "if the waiter/waitress is bad.. blahblahblah" and stuff.

jeez luiz. i just asked if i could have a valentines. :C

[SweetNiar]

Are you in love??

Quote:

Preparing a romantic meal for your date is always a good gesture, but don't mess up your clothes and get all sweaty running around your neighborhood trying to tackle a goose. Just go to the store! (A policeman helped me out with this one.)

[Miss_XxAriaxX]

His answer are random XD !

[Couch_Ninja]

Where should I take my boyfriend for Valentines Day?

Dicdrich's answer: Forgot to bring a gift? Your date's couch is probably full of change. Grab it when they leave the room and come up flush as an oil tycoon

[MistressOfTheShadows]

Do you have a condom?

diedrich

Always wear shoes you can run in. Just in case. This is not just for dates, but for everyday life.

Good advice..I'll take that as a no xd

[vincent_pimp_kid-]

He doesn't give me any answers.
o.o

[Detectiving Demon]

gaia_angelleft I asked how to impress a first date. I got this:

Diedrich

Destruction derbies can be romantic. Point to two of the cars slamming together and liken it to your hearts, but change the subject when the cars start smoking.

gaia_angelleft Genius.

[Mayor Gravity]

legendfantastic

question: why do people like sex


answer: Confidence is important. Show you are the leader of the pack by tying lots of little dogs to your belt to drag behind you

Yeah, that's why I like sex too xp

[The Bunit]

Deidrich, our anniversary is not but four days after Valentine's Day. Should we really celebrate both?

[The Bunit]

His answer: Be sure to maintain eye contact as much as possible. At least 30% of the time spent on dates should consist of solid eyeball-to-eyeball touching.

[Raine_Always_Falls]

I asked: Will you ever give me up?

Quote:

People are attracted to interesting and accomplished people. That's why it's important to be a good liar.

rofl

[Poosy Boots]

What is the meaning of love?

Weird Bunny

If you happen to shatter any backboards this Valentine's Day, try to contort your body into a heart shape as the glass fragments rain down on you. When you get up, the beautiful heart shape left behind will be an unmistakable message to your lover.