I'm her brother, and a mighty member of the Dark Army!
I'm Prince Darkmane, the head of the Dark Army.
I'm the General of his R.E.D. Guard, as such it's my job to make sure he's protected!
I'm General Kratos of the R.E.D. Guard.
I'm A fearless member of the R.E.D. Guard.
I'm a zOMG fighter, and make for an awesome teammate!
Totally sweet and intelligent!
We're friends in real life too!!!!
* * * * FRIENDS * * * *
fake friends: Never ask for food.
true friends: are the reasons you have no food.
fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"
fake friends: never seen you cry.
true friends: cry with you
fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
fake friends: know a few things about you.
true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
fake friends: Are for a while.
true friends: Are for life.
fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
true friends: Will knock them the f**k out
fake friends: Will read this.
true friends: Will steal this, just like I did
Holy, crud.....I see a sparkly vampire!O_O
I'm her mother, irl....lol...
Hey there, I'm the guy who bailed Ryu out a lot in zOMG when she first started.
If you came here for my pic, scroll down the first column of content, it's there.