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- Posted: Sun, 26 Aug 2012 19:24:40 +0000
Peculiar night. Roontag had not ever discovered what was wrong with Maestro, nor did he chase him down to find out.
Roontag hadn't slept, nor did he even return to his room for any extended period of time. Instead, he remained in the bar area and used some of his tools to fashion a little automaton out of beercans and bottlecaps, with just a little bit of his own supplies to pull it all together. The little beercan sentry had one of the bar's boxes of toothpicks secured under some sort of gun like an ammo box. It was mostly a pointless endevor with Gaia-1 in existance, but It kept Roontag busy and gave him something to tinker with while most of the 'work' on his room was completed.
Glorious! He bet it could sit in a corner and appear as refuse to any sudden would-be assailants to the establishment. A little gift back to his kind benefactors for allowing him a place to stay.
He had no idea that Teddy had dropped at least a thousand on Roontag's room.
Time to test it...
"Administrator protocol: Roontag"
"IDENTIFIED'
"Execute sentry program level 1"
The two foot tall little machine scurried into a corner and crumpled up... in this form it looked just like...
Laziness.
at that point, teddy grabbed a small plate and hurried out the back and came around. As he stepped through the front door, he raised the plate up to protect himself and...
TKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTTKKTKTKTKTK
The machine instantly took a more assuming shape, steadied itself and began firing the toothpick aparatus like a machinegun. As fast as they were flying, wood against porcelain only ended up making an annoying noise. "Disnegage!" Roontag shouted past the plate over the racket.
TKTKTKTKTKTKTK...
He lowered the plate and drug it along behind him as he walked back inside.
Nice. Glorious.