• If you're not obsessed with writing
    You're always at a loss,
    You'll look a fool in grammar school
    And letters to your boss!

    If you're not obsessed with writing
    Your dialect, I fear,
    Will make the lame cry out in pain
    And children cry in tears! =)

    If you're not obsessed with writing,
    Your words must be a mess--
    Tenses tangled in verb slop.
    A predicate bird's nest.

    But...if you're not obsessed with writing,
    They envy you, they do...
    'cause you can go and be a troll,
    while they just might be sued~!